Chapter 312: Drop you down the river

The giant catfish on the deck turned its belly and remained silent, only two pieces of big cheek meat would tremble a few times from time to time, and the length of the visual inspection was at least more than one and a half meters, and its round body was full of meat.

"The time is just right, do you want to hug it and weigh it?" Xu Qing stepped forward and took out the fishing hook from the mouth of the giant catfish, and looked at the stunned Jindeshu with a smile, the cigarette on the captain's mouth burned to the stem, and the ash that bent down had not yet fallen.

Captain Stick subconsciously took a puff of cigarette, but the tobacco had burned out, and his mouth was burned, and he screamed in pain, and he didn't forget to spit out a few Korean notes.

Hao Wei came back to his senses in shock, and hurriedly translated: "Say, you must weigh, my 500,000 US dollars!" ”

Ha ha! Hao Wei even directly translated the tone of the captain of the stick, which made Xu Qing grin happily, not to mention that the electronic pound noodles are only as big as a few bricks, and it is really not easy for this catfish to be lifted up and weighed.

Xu Qing's eyes swept left and right, and he actually saw a long wooden plank, as long as he hit this thing horizontally and put it on, put the fish up like that, weigh it and then reduce the weight of the plank.

I walked over and brought a wooden board and put it on the scale, a total of 1.5 kilograms, and carried the mouth of the big catfish and put the wooden plank, 22 kilograms. In other words, the net weight of this big catfish is 2.5 kilograms, which is heavy enough not to include the carp caught before.

As we all know, the head of the catfish is large and thin, and this big catfish is estimated to have ten kilograms of bare head, and the catfish of more than twenty kilograms is already very exaggerated, because it should belong to the category of variants, it must be a dumb overlord in this waters, but unfortunately when I met Xiao Xu, it was inevitable to become the fate of the thing in the belly.

Bang Bang Bang -

Jin Deshu slapped his face with a smile and said enthusiastically: "Mr. Xu let me witness a miracle again, I am convinced!" ”

Hao Wei handed over a wet towel while translating, Xu Qing took it and wiped the mucus on his hands, and said casually: "If I can catch bigger fish on the sea, maybe I can eat a bowl of fresh shark fin!" ”

Jin Deshu pointed his hand ahead and said, "If you drive for about an hour, you can see the sea, and I hope to see Mr. Xu show his skills at that time." ”

Xu Qingxin threw away the towel, took the check sent by Hao Wei, drew two, and handed the other two to Tang Guobin.

"Brother Tang, this stupid stick is really as good as his name, if he loses, let's call it winning and laughing."

Tang Guobin took the check and flicked his fingers, and said with a smile: "Hehe, there are two benefits to being with you." ”

Xu Qing blinked and said, "What's the benefit?" There's money to be made, right? ”

Tang Guobin nodded and shook again: "Having money to make is secondary, the most important thing is to be wonderful enough, and it is the right way for the old man to live a wonderful life for a lifetime." ”

Xu Qing looked at the water and sky in the distance, and said leisurely: "I remember that there is a classic saying in a foreign movie, enjoy every day, people, should learn to enjoy every day." ”

Tang Guobin took out a cigarette and lit it, looking at a burning cloud floating in the sky: "Enjoy every day, good words, but there are only a few people who can really enjoy the flavors of life as a kind of enjoyment, and people are two kinds of blockages." ”

Xu Qing smiled: "What are two kinds of blocking? I think you're a philosopher. ”

Tang Guobin took a puff of cigarette and slowly spewed out of his nostrils, and said in a low voice: "One is that others block you, and the other is to block yourself, when you don't block it, you can really enjoy life." ”

Xu Qing nodded and smiled, and didn't say anything more, people are two kinds of blockages in life, these words are classic.

The Goddaya cruise ship came to China this time to send a group of famous Korean star brothers and sisters on tour, and the children of the new Chinese students like to chase this star and that puppet, and the degree of fanaticism is breathtaking.

In fact, where did these many beautiful brothers and sisters come from in South Korea, which is nothing more than a blade and a saw blade, it is said that plastic surgery in the country of sticks is as common as the old man applying facial cleanser and shaving, and it is also a knife, we shave hard hairs, and people shave skin, flesh and bones, and that courage is still very admirable.

I think that Guan Erye's bone scraping and healing were not as sharp as the plastic surgery of the stick country, after all, Guan Wusheng scraped it so once, and the star brother and sister of the star all year round saw that it was not pleasing to the eye and cut it directly, and I couldn't wait to condense myself into a drop of liquid and return it to the cage to rebuild it again.

Tang Dashao took the fat translator to the cruise ship for a walk, and Xu Qing, who had lost interest in fishing, moved a deck chair to bask in the sun on the deck, enjoying the comfort of listening to the waves alone.

At this time, there was a chirping drum noise behind him, and a beautiful girl dressed very fashionably ran to the edge of the boat as if jumping into the river, with her back to the Yellow River I Di Niang (Yellow River Mother) is a hysterical shout.

"Linen falls! Linen fell ......" the beautiful sister shouted again and again in a panic, ignoring that there was a sunbathing master beside her, who was stunned by her two voices.

Two men of five big and three thick men rushed over, and one of them seemed to think that the chaise longue next to him was in the way, and stretched out his big slap to clasp the back of the chair.

"Your sister! I'm full! Xu Qing, who was still lying on the chair, was suddenly flipped over on his side, if he wasn't nimble, he was afraid that he would become a rolling gourd, who did he provoke? Isn't this lying down and getting shot?

"Linen falls!" The fashionable sister subconsciously hid behind Xu Qing, and escaped a frightened quail bird, the most helpless thing for Xiao Xu was that she actually reached out and dragged the corner of her back coat, paralyzed, playing eagle to catch chickens?

The two strong men were more than 1.8 meters above sea level, and they were face to face with Xu Qing, and one of them pointed to the quail sister behind him.

Sister Quail was really frightened, so she simply hugged Xu Qing's back with both hands, and the two lumps of meat on her chest were soft and sticky to Xiao Xu's waist.

The two strong men didn't seem to expect such a dramatic scene to happen, one of them had a shivering face, and reached out to point at Xu Qing's nose.

Xu Qing's face was cold, and before the other party could point to the tip of his nose, he reached out and grabbed the index finger of the goods, and said goodbye in the opposite direction.

Ah!

The strong man screamed in pain, squatted down as if reflexively, can one finger withstand the force of a slap? The answer is no. The other strong man was not slow to react, and raised his fist and smashed it against Xu Qing's door.

Well done! Xu Qing held an index finger in one hand and did not relax, and the side was a hook foot, the action was dazzlingly fast, the strong man who rushed up with his fist smashed into the air, and the whole person pounced forward, overturned the boat and fell into the Yellow River with a pop along the guardrail, planting green onions into the water upside down, the difficulty coefficient was 0.4, and the water splashed in all directions......