Chapter 332: New Murderous Divine Comedy's Most Dazzling Little Apple
The snow in the real world still hasn't stopped.
The bodies of the three Japanese envoys gradually became cold in the wind and snow, and were soon covered with a layer of pure white color.
At this time, it is actually very suitable for the second middle school to say "Sure enough, white is the color that best matches death, just like human birth, innocent, do not bring anything, and do not take anything away" and the like, but Li Mengnan didn't say anything.
I don't see the tomb of Wuling Haojie, and there are no flowers and no wine hoes to make fields.
To be dead is to be dead, and the traces of what has been in the past will gradually disappear from the world, and finally be forgotten forever, that's all, where can there be so many deep thoughts about life.
Fu Yi is a well-known wealthy family among Qimen cultivators, and Li Mengnan found a small stack of talisman paper on the bodies of the three Shi Divine Envoys, and took it for himself without any psychological pressure.
This thing can be used by almost any Qimen cultivator, and it can be regarded as the most popular hard currency among Qimen, and it is even easier to use than Taizu in the trade of valuables.
However, he didn't take the two most valuable paper gods, because each activated paper god will leave a unique spiritual fluctuation information of the Shi God Envoy, and once it enters the circulation field, it is easy to bring unnecessary trouble.
Moreover, there are very few Qimen cultivators who are willing to accept such a disgraceful relic.
After carefully checking the surroundings to make sure that he had left no traces that might be traced, Li Mengnan jumped into the green belt on the side of the main road in the community, cautiously avoiding the area illuminated by the street lamps, and moving quickly among the clumps of yellow bushes like a sneaking snow wolf.
Suddenly, Li Mengnan stopped, and a dexterous fish leap squatted next to a white SUV in the roadside parking space, covering his body with its wide body.
Although there was only the sound of hunting in his ears, his instincts told him that someone was coming in his direction.
Li Mengnan gently pulled up the hood behind his collar, and slowly lay on the ground, motionless, almost completely hidden in the narrow shadow between the car and the lawn.
After a while, the unique creaking sound of feet stepping on the snow could be faintly heard in the wind and snow, although from Li Mengnan's angle, only he and the remaining two Imperial Spirit Envoys could move freely in the enchantment at this time.
The two Imperial Envoys of the Wa Kingdom walked side by side, talking non-stop all the way.
Li Mengnan's knowledge of the Japanese language was limited to the most basic simple words such as "flax, subject, and library", so it was impossible to tell what they were talking about, but judging from the relaxed atmosphere of the conversation between the two and the chuckles that came out from time to time, it was clear that the two Japanese envoys had succeeded in capturing their targets.
Li Mengnan stared at the pace frequency of the two, silently calculated the time in his heart, estimated that it was almost time, set the alarm clock on his mobile phone to a minute, wrapped it in snow and threw it behind a tree on the other side of the road.
While preparing, he whispered in his mouth: "You two little devils, don't give me a moth to stop peeing, yes, just walk slowly at this speed......"
Maybe it was God's face, or maybe it was the explosion of character, and the next process was almost exactly the same as his plan, and even better than he expected.
When the two Imperial Envoys of the Wa Kingdom happened to walk near Li Mengnan's hideout, the mobile phone behind the tree on the other side of the road happily sang "The Most Dazzling Little Apple", and the two Imperial Envoys of the Wa Kingdom couldn't help but be shocked, and reflexively posed in a defensive posture in the direction where the sound came.
Li Mengnan took the opportunity to jump out of the back of the car, grabbed the heads of the two spirit envoys with both hands, and slammed them together.
Boom ββ!
This muffled sound couldn't help but make Li Mengnan subconsciously think of the game of egg collision he played with his friends when he was a child - two hard-boiled eggs collide with each other, and in the end they can remain intact even if they win.
However, there was obviously no winner in this competition, and the heads of the two Imperial Spirit Envoys of the Japanese Kingdom were quite brittle - of course, it could not be ruled out that Li Mengnan's hands were a little stronger.
Anyway, after the two fell to the ground, both heads were no longer normal spherical shapes.
Originally, Li Mengnan was still thinking about mending the knife, but when he squatted down and saw that he definitely didn't need it, this guy hit it, and his brains came out, and he died one by one.
"You are the most beautiful cloud in my sky, let me leave you with my heart...... The little red face warms my heart and lights up the fire of my life, and the fire is so hot and ......"
"The Most Dazzling Little Apple" under the tree not far away is getting happier and happier the more it is sung, and the lyrics of high = tide are inexplicably appropriate to the scene of this cold death.
Li Mengnan hurriedly ran over and turned off the "brain magic sound", patted the snow on his phone, and put it back in his pocket.
Scraping loot is a necessary step.
Although these two spirit envoys were not as wealthy as the three previous ones, they also carried a lot of good things on their bodies, and Li Mengnan even found a delicate small pistol from the bosom of one of them.
This discovery made Li Mengnan really feel a little weak, fortunately he shot quickly and neatly, otherwise once it developed into a head-on conflict, it would be very troublesome for the other party to suddenly pull out such a pistol.
But then again, to be able to bring a real gun over in a place like Huaxia where even toy imitation guns are forbidden, the energy of this Ampere family is quite large.
Li Mengnan thought for a moment and put the gun in his pocket.
These Japanese people must not use their real identities to enter the country, even if they die, there is no way to investigate, and in the end it can only become a headless public case, but once it involves guns, it is difficult to say, after all, Huaxia has always been very sensitive to gun-related cases.
The snow is getting heavier and heavier, and the wind and snow will cover up a trace of qiΔ, so Li Mengnan did not deliberately dispose of the corpses, and after scraping away the useful items on the bodies of the two Imperial Spirit Envoys of the Japanese Kingdom, he hurriedly climbed over the wall and left the community.
Returning to the car, Qingche, the little girl, was sleeping soundly in the car, Li Mengnan did not rush to wake her up, leaned on the car door and smoked a cigarette, turned on the navigation and drove the car to a nearby four-star hotel.
After the car stopped in the parking lot, Li Mengnan turned around and woke up Qing Che in the back seat.
The little girl who had just woken up was still a little confused, rubbing her eyes and looking at the strange environment around her, and wondered: "Brother Mengnan, where is this?" How did we end up here? β
"The hotel." Li Mengnan smiled slightly.
Qing Che was stunned, and suddenly her face turned red, she finally remembered that this embarrassing request seemed to be made by herself, and then she got into the car and fell asleep somehow.
Of course, the first half is the real facts, while the second half is the false memories that Li Mengnan arranged for her before waking up Qing Che.
Anyway, with this little girl's sluggishness, it is basically impossible to find the flaws.
Li Mengnan used his ID card to open a room, and the service staff at the front desk obviously misunderstood the relationship between him and Qingche, and opened a double bed room for them on their own initiative, and it was actually a round sex model, and the pink gauze curtain above hung down, rendering a charming atmosphere even more.
"Qingche, why don't we change rooms." Li Mengnan's eyelids jumped a few times inexplicably, and the development of the situation seemed to be starting to deviate a little.
The atmosphere in this room is too ambiguous, and it is estimated that even if two iron buddies are crammed in, they can become good friends overnight.
"Don't change it, you have to re-register, it's troublesome...... Also, I think this room is good, it's beautiful, it's the first time I've seen such a round bed. β
Qing Che pinched the corner of his clothes and peeked at the blushing and heart-pounding paintings in the room, and there was a faint sense of anticipation in his heart while being shy.
The first union with Monango is essentially just a selfish one-sided request for oneself to find a sense of being needed in Monnango.
And this time, before she left Sanshan City with her mother and went to her new home in the south, she would hand over her qiΔ in a real and complete way to Meng Nange, and at the same time leave herself a beautiful memory that will last a lifetime.
"Okay then."
Li Mengnan nodded, since Qing Che said so, if he insisted on changing the room again, it would seem that he was trying to cover up.
Regardless of whether the room is ordinary or not, the word "open room" itself carries a layer of playful ambiguity.
Originally, there were two people talking and laughing on the road, sitting opposite each other on the side of the soft and comfortable round bed in the room, and they didn't say anything for a while.
"You know, there is a saying on the Internet that when the people in the room stop talking at the same time, that is, an angel flies in the sky, and people are still listening to her beautiful singing......"
Li Mengnan can't remember exactly what he said on the Internet, but it doesn't matter, he just plans to find a suitable topic to alleviate this inexplicable cold scene at the moment.
"Really? But no one seemed to have heard the angel's song before. Qing Che also breathed a sigh of relief, if she didn't speak like this, she would be nervous to death.
It's really strange, it's just a change of environment, why does it feel as if two people are meeting for the first time?
"Probably because the angels are sending out ultrasounds."
After Li Mengnan finished speaking, even he felt that this answer was a little cold, but Qing Che actually smiled.
The knowing smile was like a warm spring breeze, which instantly made the stiff and awkward atmosphere between the two disappear.
"Want a drink?" Li Mengnan opened the Xiaoice box in the room and turned to Qing Che to ask.
"No, I'll just drink some hot water." Qing Che shook his head.
may be due to the habits formed by her previous family background, Qingche does not like to drink carbonated juice and other drinks like girls of the same age, and only has a soft spot for boiled water, and only on occasions such as friends gatherings, she will drink a little drink in the way of face.
Li Mengnan also knew Qing Che's habit, so he didn't ask again, and only took himself a bottle of oolong tea.
It was already completely dark, but it was still too early for bed.
Li Mengnan picked up the remote control on the table and turned on the TV, his eyes were full of sadomasochistic mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, or it was an anti-Japanese drama in which he tore the devil with his bare hands and killed a sniper 800 miles away.
Fortunately, the local channel in Sanshan City is broadcasting a comedy starring Xing Ye, although this movie made more than 20 years ago is older than Li Mengnan, but a classic is a classic, and he still watches it with relish.
Qing Che was a little uncomfortable at first, sitting side by side with Li Mengnan at the head of the bed in a decent manner, and then as his attention was attracted by the movie, the nervous love xΓΉ also slowly relaxed, just like usually at home, and snuggled most of his body in Li Mengnan's arms.
After the subtitles at the end of the film appeared, Li Mengnan deliberately glanced at Qingche who was nestled on his chest like a kitten, and was surprised to find that this little girl actually had an inexplicable expression, which was completely different from the tearful appearance he expected.
Although this movie is a comedy, the final ending is a big tear gas, Li Mengnan remembers that when he was a child, he and his friends watched an open-air movie in the village for the first time, and the girls present were crying profusely.
Qingche is at the age of sentimentality at the moment, and there is no reason why he will not react at all......
"Meng Nange, I don't understand, why did the last Supreme Treasure have to follow Tang Seng to learn the scriptures? Since he regretted that he didn't cherish the feelings of the Zixia Fairy at the beginning, he could have gone and found the Zixia Fairy again...... Anyway, he is already an immortal, and after waiting for thousands of years, when the Zixia Fairy enters the reincarnation again, won't the two of them be happy from the beginning? β
Li Mengnan blinked, and after a long time, this little girl didn't feel it, but she didn't understand it......
However, he suddenly found that if he jumped out of the sense of substitution in the movie, but from the perspective of an onlooker, Qingche's words seemed to make some sense.
Although the Supreme Treasure said it affectionately, didn't he give up this relationship in the end? If he really loves Zixia so deeply, with his ability to dare to pull the Jade Emperor off the horse, it is not too easy to find a reincarnated Zixia.
As for saying that the West Heaven becomes a Buddha after learning scriptures, this is actually similar to the company's recruitment, although if you come to **oss said, "Monkey, you come to me to do it, I am very optimistic about you", but the legs are long on his body, and he is completely sealed and sealed.
Although this great power said great things that could not be realized, and finally made a fool of himself, and he has not yet become a Buddha, we have to see the essence through the phenomenon, at least this persistent spirit is desirable.
If the Supreme Treasure can not let go of this relationship a little, he will directly roll and spill and defecate under the nose of Rulai, and come with a sentence of "If you can't be in love, you won't become a Buddha", according to the rules of heaven, this belongs to the great ambition, even if it is **oss, you have to catch blind.
Of course, this is just a movie, and what the director wants is this sensational effect, and if he takes the plot too seriously, he will lose.
"This is probably a matter of the wise and the wise, maybe many people will have this kind of idea like you, but they would prefer to see such an ending in the movie." Li Mengnan thought for a moment and replied in as easy a way as he could.
"Do people like to watch tragedies?" Qingche was a little incomprehensible.
"People don't like to see tragedy, but they will find the happiness they have at the moment in the tragedy of others, and then cherish this happiness even more." Li Mengnan replied.
"I see."
Qing Che seemed to have realized something, his arms passed through his waist, his fingers interlocked, and he quietly listened to the heartbeat in Li Mengnan's chest, and was silent for a long time.
"Monango, you are my happiness, and I will not let this happiness turn into a tragedy."
Li Mengnan smiled, raised his hand to caress Qingche's long silky hair, shook his head and said, "Why did it happen to me again?" You've been happy all the time, but you haven't noticed it, like your mom, you're going to your new home......"
At the mention of this, Qing Che obviously became a little excited, turned over and lay on his back in the crook of Li Mengnan's arm like a nursing baby, and said: "To be honest, I really didn't expect my mother to come over and take me home, but I'm still a little scared, I don't know what my mother's house is like, and I should call that other person Dad or Uncle...... Monnango, if only you could come with me......"
Probably realizing that he had said something he shouldn't have said, Qing Che hurriedly waved his hand and said, "No, no, Brother Mengnan, don't get me wrong, I don't really want you to accompany me, I'm just a little nervous." β
"I know, in fact, if I hadn't promised to accompany your Minnie Mouse to her junior high school reunion this Friday, I would definitely accompany you over to see your new home."
Li Mengnan's words were by no means to comfort Qing Che, although the woman named Hai Tang was Qing Che's biological mother, and she had also preliminarily passed his test, but after all, Qing Che was going to leave so far this time, he was really a little relieved.
In fact, for Qing Che, it was enough to have Li Mengnan's words, she shook her head and said: "No need, my mother's house is in Guangdong Province, even if you take a plane, it will take several hours, Brother Mengnan, you still stay at home with Aunt Xiao and Sister Minnie, when I get to the place, I will call you to report your safety." β
"Well, if you have trouble or trouble, you must call me, do you hear?" Li Mengnan instructed in an accentuated tone.
Qingche's advantage is self-reliance, the disadvantage is that she is too self-reliant, no matter what she encounters, she wants to rely on her own ability to carry it, and she doesn't think about whether her thin shoulders can bear it, if he doesn't tell a few words, this little girl may not let him know how many things she will hide.
"yes, got it." Qing Che smiled sweetly, "If I encounter something that can't be solved, I must call Monango you." β
Li Mengnan knew that this little girl had her own ideas, her eyes widened, and she said with a displeased face: "It's not that you call me when you encounter something that can't be solved, but if you encounter something, you have to call me, and I will judge whether you can solve this matter by yourself!" Do you understand? β
Li Mengnan's words are actually a little overbearing, if it is replaced by Wu Ansu's violent temper, he may explode on the spot.
However, Qingche was born with the kind of soft nature that was submissive, and instead of feeling that Li Mengnan was forcibly interfering in her life, she felt a sweet feeling of being cared for and valued in her heart, and couldn't help but pout and peck lightly on Li Mengnan's cheek.