Chapter Twenty-Three: I'm Not a Drag Oil Bottle
Since Lu Xiaoru settled in Jiang Jun's house strongly, Jiang Jun's house has become lively, and it is no longer as cold as before. A clean house can be said to be Jiang Jun's biggest dream all along.
"I said leadership. Aren't you going to look for a job today? Jiang Jun quipped to Lu Xiaoru, and specially added an accent to the word "leader".
"The surname is Jiang, I sue you, don't always be weird with me, the old lady is better than you if she doesn't have a job." After Lu Xiaoru lost her job, she didn't suffer too much blow, but her original temperament leaked out.
"Hehe, if you don't look for it, I can get a job." Jiang Jun smiled and said a little mysteriously.
"Come on, you?" Lu Xiaoru glanced at Jiang Jun and said. Then he turned his head disdainfully and watched the TV intently.
"If you still don't believe it, I'll tell you, this unit is a big repair shop, and it will open me for four thousand a month, how about it." Jiang Jun asked with some expectation in his tone, as if he wanted to get Lu Xiaoru's praise.
"You've got it, you're going to have to bankrupt the repair shop sooner or later." Lu Xiaoru's white little hands covered her mouth and chuckled.
"Hehe, that's not necessarily, if it wasn't for your side in the first place, I wouldn't be like this now." Jiang Jun sighed and pretended to regret and said.
"Cut, by the way, what's going on over there with Yang Di, why haven't I received the news of bankruptcy yet." Lu Xiaoru raised her head and suddenly asked.
"Haha, it's almost impossible to go bankrupt, now the customers in the store are blowing up, and they owe nearly 100,000 debts, if Yang Di wants to keep this position, then he has to pay out of his own pocket. And it has lost a lot of customers. It's enough for Yang Di to drink a pot. Jiang Jun laughed a little gloatingly.
"I have to say, you kid still has a lot of eyes, who would have thought that such an honest person on the outside would have a bad stomach in his heart, maybe one day I will be sold by you, and I will have to help you count the money." Lu Xiaoru pouted and said.
"Is that not ---" Before Jiang Jun's word "can" could be uttered, he was interrupted by Lu Xiaoru.
A piercing sound sounded from Lu Xiaoru's mouth, and its decibel height couldn't help but make Jiang Jun sigh, and the penetration was so strong that the neighbor's sleeping baby was scared "wow" and cried.
Jiang Jun hurriedly ran over, and then heard Lu Xiaoru shouting, "Cockroaches-"
Jiang Jun looked at it, isn't it, there is a black thing lying under the TV. It seems that God wants to take advantage of himself, and there will be a second time for this kind of good thing? The corners of Jiang Jun's mouth couldn't help twitching.
I thought that I was about to rush out and trample to death, but I saw Lu Xiaoru get into Jiang Jun's arms and cry. No matter how much Jiang Jun pulled, he couldn't pull Lu Xiaoru up. While crying, he shouted, "I'm most afraid of cockroaches, how can there be so many cockroaches in your house......"
Jiang Jun couldn't help but be made to laugh and cry by Lu Xiaoru's words, and thought to himself, "You only said that you were afraid of mice, but you didn't say that you were afraid of cockroaches, how do I know when such a thing will come out." Sweat......
Feeling the temperature of the sexy and seductive body in his arms, and smelling Lu Xiaoruru's seductive body fragrance, Jiang Jun's originally hanging hand slowly put it on Lu Xiaoru's back and patted it gently. Slowly, Lu Xiaoru's breathing slowly calmed down.
Suddenly, Lu Xiaoru seemed to remember something, and with a sigh, she got out of Jiang Jun's arms, her face flushed, making people want to take a bite. The faint tears on his face still hung in the corners of his eyes.
"Forget what you just did, don't think about it in your heart." Lu Xiaoru said angrily.
"How can I forget this. I don't have that function. Jiang Jun shrugged his shoulders and said. There was a sense of loss in my heart, which man didn't want such a beautiful woman to be able to lie in his arms. Although this wish has been granted, what man does not want a beautiful woman to stay in his arms for a long time. However, it is not a loss to be able to take advantage of the same situation twice. Looks like this cockroach can't die.
"I ...... I don't care. You don't forget ...... I'll just ...... I'll just ...... I won't let you eat. Lu Xiaoru stumbled and said, as if she felt that eating was Jiang Jun's biggest weakness, so she took up the matter of eating to threaten Jiang Jun.
"I ......" Jiang Jun opened his mouth, but he didn't talk back to Lu Xiaoru. Judging from Jiang Jun's food consumption of five bowls of rice at every meal, Jiang Jun is a foodie part-time. In fact, he was indeed poked in the soft underbelly by Lu Xiaoru.
"Okay, okay, it's not a big deal, didn't I just see a cockroach, that woman is not afraid. I'll understand. Jiang Jun suddenly changed his tone and comforted. In my heart, I thought, "It turns out that the goddess will be afraid when she sees cockroaches, hahahahaha." ”
Thinking of his gaffe just now, Lu Xiaoru's heart became even more aggrieved, blaming this guy, if he usually made his home cleaner, he wouldn't be so out of shape, blame him. Lu Xiaoru thought so.
"Okay, let's not mess with you, that cockroach has run away, I'll go downstairs and buy some cockroach medicine right away." You wait for me. Seeing Lu Xiaoru's face becoming more and more iron-blue, Jiang Jun hurriedly snorted and said.
"You wait for me, I'll go with you. Be sure to buy good ones if the cockroaches don't die...... Then ...... Then I'll die!! Lu Xiaoru bit her lip and made up her mind to speak slowly.
The community where Jiang Jun lives is not big, and there is not even a decent supermarket. Usually, if he wants to buy some daily necessities, Jiang Jun has to go several streets next door to buy them.
"What kind of place are you, is this still in the community, the road is so difficult to walk, and no one usually repairs it." Lu Xiaoru muttered in her mouth, rubbing her legs vigorously with her little hands and complaining.
"Cut, this only shows that this place is ancient and has a historical atmosphere, I tell you, only this kind of place can make people calm, understand?" Jiang Jun looked at the trees in the garden and said. What Jiang Jun hasn't said yet is that although the road is difficult to walk, there is no property fee, so there is still a lot of money left every year. After all, men are all animals who want to save face, and Jiang Jun still couldn't say this kind of thing that can reflect his stinginess.
"Don't say it, there are really a lot of beauties in your community, that's good, although it's a little worse than me." Lu Xiaoru kept watching, and she was also entertaining herself along the way.
Jiang Jun didn't pay attention to Lu Xiaoru, but swept his gaze over. I also want to see what the beauty in Lu Xiaoru's mouth looks like.
"Well, look at the back is good, the figure is also very good, and the dress is also very sexy, it's really good...... Tsk......" Jiang Jun put his hands in his pockets and kept admiring.
"Bang" Lu Xiaoru kicked out, not used to Jiang Jun at all.
Jiang Jun's body shook and almost fell, what's wrong with this girl today, why are you still convulsing...... Before Jiang Jun could get angry, he heard Lu Xiaoru on the other side pinching his waist and saying to Jiang Jun, "Isn't the old lady better looking than her, you remember it for the old lady, when you are with the old lady in the future, don't be like a dirt bun who has never seen a beautiful woman, and you will almost drool." The old lady can't afford to lose that person.
"Forehead...... "Jiang Jun......
The beautiful woman not far away was also shocked by Jiang Jun's voice, and covered her mouth and chuckled.
I played with Lu Xiaoru along the way, and I was delayed a lot, and when I came back, it was already 8 o'clock in the evening. Jiang Jun had several bags hanging on his body, while Lu Xiaoru was walking leisurely in front, carrying a bag of Winnie the Pooh in his hand, but no one could have imagined that such a cute bag would actually contain cockroach medicine.
When buying cockroach medicine, Jiang Jun was also stunned by Lu Xiaoru, who knows what kind of wind this girl smoked, buy a bag of cockroach medicine, and have to ask for a bear's bag, this boss is in a hurry.
Suddenly, two people popped out in front of Lu Xiaoru, about thirty years old, one holding a butterfly knife in his hand. Pointing at Lu Xiaoru, she said in a low voice, "Take out the money, I won't hurt you." The leading man pointed at Lu Xiaoru and said. The other man remained silent without saying a word.
Jiang Jun followed behind Lu Xiaoru, and when he saw the situation, he secretly screamed that it was not good, and then strode over, looking at the frightened Lu Xiaoru, Jiang Jun gently patted Lu Xiaoru's shoulder and said, "Don't be afraid, there is me." ”
It was the first time Lu Xiaoru had encountered this situation, and she couldn't help but be a little panicked. Standing behind Jiang Jun, he didn't dare to show his head, and his little hand tightly grasped the corner of Jiang Jun's clothes. It seemed that Jiang Jun's words had an effect, and Lu Xiaoru's slightly trembling body slowly stabilized.
Jiang Jun looked at the two people in front of him, although Jiang Jun had some strength in his own sake, but he was also powerless to deal with two robbers with knives at the same time.
"Brother, we two brothers don't want to hurt anyone, give me all the money you have, and we'll leave immediately." The leading man said in a hoarse voice.
"Let her go first, I can't trust you." Jiang Jun pretended to be calm and said.
The two robbers looked at each other, and then the other robber, who did not speak, said, "Woman, you can go, you throw half of the money to me first." ”
"Okay," Jiang Jun couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief when he saw the two robbers tell Lu Xiaoru to leave, after all, Lu Xiaoru was by his side, and he still had to take care of her, if there was no Lu Xiaoru's oil bottle, then Jiang Jun would still be able to give it a go.
"You hurry up, leave me alone, quickly." Jiang Jun lowered his head and urged Lu Xiaoru.
"I don't ......" Lu Xiaoru shook her head desperately, grabbed the hand at the corner of Jiang Jun's clothes, grabbed it tighter, and didn't let go. I'm going to be with you, I'm not dragging oil bottles. Lu Xiaoru bit her lip and said.
Jiang Jun was amused by Lu Xiaoru's last sentence, and when he saw that Lu Xiaoru was dead or alive, he didn't care.
"Brother, let's do it, I have five hundred yuan here, and the two brothers will buy a few cigarettes to smoke, and that's all for today." Jiang Jun said with a smile.
"Either take the money, or we will take the money after you fall, you choose." The lead robber said. The butterfly knife in his hand was also raised.
"Okay, I'll give you money." Jiang Jun said as he walked towards the two robbers step by step. After arriving at the robber's side, Jiang Jun made a gesture of taking out money, and when the eyes of the two robbers were focused on him, Jiang Jun quickly bent down, picked up the bricks on the ground and smashed them on the head of the robber who took the lead.
The robber who took the lead didn't seem to expect Jiang Jun to suddenly come with such a hand, and he didn't have time to react, he was slapped down by Jiang Jun on the side of the road, and the blood on his head kept flowing.
When the other robber saw it, he hurriedly picked up the butterfly knife in his hand and stabbed Lu Xiaoru in the stomach. The robber reacted quickly, knowing that Jiang Jun was not easy to deal with, as long as he could subdue Lu Xiaoru, then Jiang Jun's side would be much easier.
Jiang Jun saw the robber running towards Lu Xiaoru, secretly screamed badly, directly stretched out his hand, and held the robber's butterfly knife with one hand, if Jiang Jun didn't stretch out his hand, then Lu Xiaoru was probably more than lucky.
Blood flowed down Jiang Jun's palm, and the robber, with a single force, directly pulled the knife out of Jiang Jun's hand. Raised the butterfly knife and slashed at Jiang Jun again. Jiang Jun knew that there was no way to resist it, so he could only retreat as advance, and threw the robber to the ground, shouting hoarsely at Lu Xiaoru in his mouth, "Run, report the essence." ”
Who knows, Lu Xiaoru didn't turn around and leave, ran over with a brick in his hand, and slapped the robber's head. Even if the robber falls to the ground,
However, after all, it was the first time for Lu Xiaoru to do this kind of thing, Lu Xiaoru was a little dazed, and Jiang Jun faintly heard Lu Xiaoru say something in his mouth, "I'm not dragging oil bottles...... ...... I've said."