Chapter 438, Salted Egg Superman: Transformation!

"Zhang Yiyi, I have sued you, don't say that I have a flat chest." Wang Jiujiu said angrily. In order to express her current mood, she crumpled the newspaper in her hand into a ball.

In fact, Wang Jiujiu is not flat-chested. Compared to his peers, it's still a small achievement. Because of her height and long legs, at a glance, the two balls of pink meat dotted on her chest are not very eye-catching.

However, compared to her mother, it is indeed a little unsightly. She is still a virgin, she has never experienced the affairs of men and women, and she has never been caressed and developed by the world's best breast enlargement device - a man's big hands. Green and shy, like tender bamboo shoots, like rǔ pigeons, like rabbit cubs, the little lotus shows sharp corners.

But Zhang Yiyi is different, she is already a wife and a mother. After the affair between men and women, they have innate advantages, and they are maintained the day after tomorrow. She is not tall, her body is plump, and the two large balls of pink flesh in front of her are like two car headlights.

It is precisely because of this that she often uses this to hit Wang Jiujiu is flat chest.

Zhang Yiyi saw that she had poked Wang Jiujiu's weakness, and retorted triumphantly: "I also said that you are not allowed to call me Zhang Yiyi again, didn't you listen?" ”

"Then there is a mother who says that her daughter is flat-chested? Are you my mom? You're certainly not my own mother. ”

"How can a daughter call her mother's name? Are you my daughter? You-"

"I'm not your own daughter." Wang Jiujiu grabbed the words and said.

"Fart. You are my own. I wasn't born, and you can grow like this? Zhang Yiyi said angrily.

"In that case, I won't call you Zhang Yiyi anymore, and you can't say that I'm flat-chested anymore." Wang Jiujiu said in a negotiating tone.

"Call Mom to listen first." Zhang Yiyi said on a stand.

"Mom."

"Call again." Zhang Yi Yile is happy.

"Mom." Wang Jiujiu shouted again.

"Hey." Zhang Yiyi responded. "My big boobs daughter."

"Mom."

"Big boobs daughter."

"Mom."

"Big boobs daughter." ――

After a long time, the mother and daughter, who were fully satisfied physically and mentally, stopped this boring game.

"Daughter, you have to think about what I said." Zhang Yiyi dug a spoonful of ice cream into her mouth and said.

"What's the matter?" Wang Jiujiu picked a cherry and threw it into his mouth, then unfolded the mass of newspaper, and read it with relish.

"Didn't my son-in-law come back? Take him back to show his mother. Zhang Yiyi said.

"You mean Teacher Qin, right? When did he become your son-in-law? Wang Jiujiu said with a smile. He had just come back and was definitely busy. Let's not mix it in between. ”

"Fuck your fart." Zhang Yiyi said angrily. "No matter how busy you are, you have to come and see your mother-in-law and girlfriend, right?"

"You're my mother." Wang Jiujiu said. "Where do you think you're going? I don't have that kind of relationship with Teacher Qin at all. ”

Wang Jiujiu sighed softly, thinking that he was still a step too late after all.

One step late, one life late.

Fortunately, he was willing to admit that he liked himself in front of so many people, and his mind finally did not blow away with the rain and wind.

Is this a consolation prize?

"Who's to say no? What is the situation on the battlefield? So what's going on with speaking at school? What's going on with the talented woman? Haven't done everything you can yet? ”

"What**? What nonsense are you talking about? Wang Jiujiu said angrily.

"Hehe, when you were in the Yundian Jungle, why didn't you take him down? What a great opportunity. Zhang Yiyi said with a regretful face.

“――”

"Don't talk so much nonsense with you. I have to get him over today. Zhang Yiyi said. I still have something to ask him. ”

Wang Jiujiu looked at Zhang Yiyi ti and said, "Don't mess around." Teacher Qin and I really don't have anything. All the things you said were wishful thinking on my part, Mr. Qin, he-"

Wang Jiujiu was silent for a while, and said with difficulty: "He has someone he likes." ”

"Why?" Zhang Yiyi roared.

As soon as she shouted, the cucumber slices on her face fell down like peeling wall paint.

Zhang Yiyi couldn't care about this anymore, grabbed her daughter's shoulder and asked, "Why?" Why doesn't she like my daughter? ”

Wang Jiujiu was also angry, broke free of Zhang Yiyi's hand, and said loudly: "Why does he like me? What do I have to like about him? ”

"Absolutely. You're good-looking, better looking than other women. You have better skin, better skin than other women. Your ass is more upright than other women's, and you will have a son in the future, and your boobs - although your boobs are a little smaller, you are still small, and they will definitely get bigger in the future. You're still my daughter, the daughter of my Zhang Yiyi—why doesn't he like it? Such a woman doesn't like it, what kind of does he like? ”

"She's fine too." Wang Jiujiu looked at his mother's impulsive and angry appearance, and his heart suddenly softened.

She's just fighting for herself. This brainless woman has spoiled herself like this since she was a child. As long as she fights with someone, whether it's right or wrong, she has to scold the other party first-

But doesn't she know? Love is a matter of two people, only love or not love, choose or give up. There was no fighting.

"Not as good as my daughter." Zhang Yiyi said affirmatively. No one can argue with it.

Wang Jiujiu's eyes were red, he nodded vigorously, and said, "That's it." and do not look at who gave birth to me. ”

Zhang Yiyi held her daughter in her arms and asked, "Do you still like him?" ”

"I like it." Wang Jiujiu said.

"Let's try harder." Zhang Yiyi said. "Life is long and short. We don't know if there is hell, if there is reincarnation - what if we give up in this life, what if we don't meet him in the next life? ”

Wang Jiujiu broke free from Zhang Yiyi's arms, looked at his mother in a daze, and said, "Won't it?" You said such a philosophical thing about Wenqing? It's incredible. ”

"That's it." Zhang Yiyi said triumphantly. "Back then, your mother was also a talented girl from Peking University. Pursue your * boy, that's a sea of people like a carp crossing a river, a beast in the mountains and forests-"

Wang Jiujiu listened to this unspeakable analogy, rolled his eyes and said, "Fortunately, I didn't take the Peking University exam." This is simply a misguided child. ”

"You-" Zhang Yiyi suppressed the urge to make a big splash and said, "Go ahead." Capture him for me. ”

"I don't know where he is."

"Hehe, this kind of question can be difficult for your mother? Wait, I'll make a call. ”

Wang Jiujiu was lying on the sofa, looking at the background of his mother running to make a phone call, and thought to himself, he really should go to see him.

I haven't seen you for a long time, and I miss it very much.

Zhang Yiyi hung up the phone, ran over and said, "I found it." He was in the Rantei Sanatorium. ”

"Lanting?" Wang Jiujiu was born into a military family, so he naturally knew what kind of place Lanting was. "Where is he going to do something?"

"Whatever. Go ahead, kid. ”

Wang Jiujiu jumped up from the sofa and said, "I'll go upstairs to change my clothes." ”

"Wear a little bit of xìng, and speak a little more windy." Zhang Yiyi shouted from behind: "You dress like a chai girl all day long, don't show your breasts or buttocks, and don't give those men a little sweetness, how can people want you?" I'm a man and I don't want you. ”

Wang Jiujiu, who ran to the middle of the stairs, turned around suddenly, compared to the shape of a salted egg superman, and said: "Electromagnetic waves kill you-beep-beep-"

"Me too." Zhang Yiyi also immediately pretended to be a Weidan Superman on the sofa, and shouted at her daughter: "Beep beep - my current is big, I killed you." ”

“――”――

The philtrum is located at the junction of the upper third and the lower two-thirds of the upper labial fold, and is the key point for fainting in first aid. The human body is the big acupoint of the human body, and it is also one of the pain points of the human body.

Qin Luo asked for a silver needle, and after cleaning and disinfection, he began to acupuncture her human acupoint.

He first tried it with the burning fire of the Taiyi Divine Needle, preparing to use this burning sensation to stimulate her body and see if he could wake Ling Xiao up from her deep sleep.

A stream of air slowly entered Ling Xiao's body with the tiny silver needle, first it was slightly hot, and with Qin Luo's force, the temperature became higher and higher. Ling Xiao seemed to feel the heat, her face turned rosy, and beads of sweat began to appear on her forehead.

"Did she react?" Ning asked in surprise.

"Nope." Qin Luo explained. "It's just a normal reaction to her bodily functions. She knows the cold and heat, sweats, and suffers. However, her brain was unconscious. ”

Sure enough, Ling Xiao's eyes kept closed. Until her hair was drenched with sweat, there was still no sign of waking up.

Qin Luo pulled out the silver needle, chose a long needle, disinfected it, and then acupuncture Ling Xiao's middle acupoint again.

This time, he used the Taiyi Divine Needle's penetrating coolness.

In fact, if burning a mountain fire has no effect, it will not have any effect.

Because she is already asleep, the cold will only ripen and make her sleep more solidly.

However, Ling Xiao is already like this, no matter how bad it is, what can he do?

Give it a try, and maybe there will be a glimmer of hope.

It's a pity that apart from making Ling Xiao's body cool and quickly evaporating the beads of sweat on her forehead, there is no effect.

Qin Luo took the towel handed over by Ning Shasha, wiped the beads of sweat, and said, "It's useless." ”

"Hmm-"

Ling Xiao's mother heard the result announced by Qin Luo, her eyes turned red again, she held her daughter's hand, and cried on the spot.

Ning Shasha comforted for a while, and said to Qin Luo, "Let's go out for a walk." ”

Qin Luo nodded in agreement.

Rockeries, stone carvings, unknown broad-leaved trees, red and yellow flowers blooming along the road and in the shade of the trees, crystal clear streams and small fish swimming happily - this is truly a paradise.

However, the two had no intention of appreciating it.

"You say, why did Guan Xu do this?" Ning Shasha stopped, turned to look at Qin Luo and asked.

"Perhaps—" Qin Luo said, "He's here for revenge." ”

"Revenge smile? When did Xiaoxiao owe him? Ning said angrily.

"It's not." Qin Luo shook his head. "He's taking revenge on those who cāo indulged in him."

(PS: Salted Egg Superman, Transform: Beep - All those who don't give red tickets beep.) ）