On the first night of military training, Lu Xi and the others were able to relax and watch a movie.

This is a patriotic educational film that represents China's advanced culture, inherits the national spirit, can enlighten the beautiful soul, can shape the national culture, and carry forward the heroic and righteous atmosphere -- "The Great Cause of the Founding of the People's Republic" undoubtedly has a vivid, intuitive, and strong appeal, and has a positive, healthy, uplifting, and inspiring ideological connotation.

It's a pity that everyone has seen this movie, which has been around for a few years, the first movie in Chinese film history with a star as the plot.

The second time I watched it, I went with the mentality of brushing the star's face again.

What we watched was not a movie, it was a star, but the result was that the effect was not good, and it was not well edified.

In this way, on the first day, I watched "The Great Cause of the Founding of the People's Republic", and everyone thought that they would watch "The Great Cause of the Founding of the Party" on the second night, and brushed the face of the star for the fourth time.

(Where is the third time, and the third belongs to "The Great Cause of the Founding of the Party".) ）

However, the future is bright, and the road is often winding and full of thorns.

The next night there was no movie to watch, and the head teacher told him to gather at seven o'clock for a meeting in the gymnasium.

This made Lu Xi can't help but think of the scene in "East Becomes West", where the elders of the beggar gang ask Hong Qi, played by Lao Zhang, to go to a meeting.

"Am I pretty?"

"Beautiful, but pretty has to go to a meeting."

"I don't want to have a meeting, I'm going to die."

……

"We're going to have a meeting again."

"When the school has a meeting, it's better to watch an old movie."

"You think it's beautiful, let you watch a movie, it's already extraordinarily generous, and I want to watch it every day."

"If only I was like Dabao and see you every day."

"It is said that the dean of students will personally preside over the meeting tonight."

"Teaching director, do you mean the Mediterranean whose surname is Lai, who has a promising name, and has the same name as the dragon set in Xing Ye's "Domestic Ling Ling Paint"?"

"Haha, didn't you show up at the training ceremony?"

At seven o'clock in the evening, Lu Xi and the others gathered in the gymnasium to once again accept the transpiration of the infinitely terrifying heat wave.

As the saying goes, if you don't talk about "Dream of Red Mansions", it is in vain to read all the poems and books.

When it comes to the school leaders of primary and secondary schools, it has become, and it is in vain to be the director of teaching without talking about the issue of early love.

"Good evening, students, I have to say that the conditions in the gymnasium are indeed a little worse. I see everybody's hot, and to be honest, I'm hot too, you see, I'm all boiled out of oil. Facing the pride of the sky here, talking about early love, the psychological pressure is high, and it is even hotter. So in the gymnasium, I support the installation of central air conditioning, no matter how poor you are, you can't be poor in education. ”

"Hahaha......"

In everyone's opinion, the problem of early love is a commonplace problem, and it will undoubtedly be a very boring and boring lecture for the teaching director who has been like a strict teacher in ancient times to talk about the problem of early love. Lu Xi didn't expect that Yan Sù seemed to teach the director seriously, and the first sentence was actually self-deprecation, so they couldn't help laughing.

"It's very gratifying to see people laughing, and it's a lot less psychologically burdensome. However, seeing that everyone is so enthusiastic, I have to remind me that it is okay to laugh, but don't laugh too loudly, it is difficult to reach the realm of calm and natural coolness when you are excited. ”

"Hahaha......"

Another burst of laughter.

"Okay, after laughing, it's time for Yan Sù's early love."

With the foreshadowing ahead, everyone gathered their spirits, pricked up their ears, and got ready to listen to the teaching director's "I Look at Early Love".

Lu Xi is naturally no exception, it turns out that she is still planning to continue her journey to the ocean of mathematics.

"Everyone knows what the definition of early love is, so I won't explain it in detail. When it comes to the issue of early love, it is like writing an argumentative essay, and I would like to make it clear here that my attitude is absolutely not supported. Students, my heart moves with me, not only love, but also Dayang motorcycle. ”

"Hahaha......"

The advertising slogans of Dayang Motorcycle were all taken out and used in the speech, and the teaching director did everything to make it clear about the danger of early love.

"This sentence is suspected of selling advertising, so I don't want to talk about it much."

"Between men and women, there should be a conscious desire to establish a chasm, but remember that chasm should not be the Chu River Han boundary or the Berlin Wall, but the 38th parallel."

The Chu River and the Han Realm finally did not resist Liu Bang's Ming Xiu plank road and secretly crossed Chen Cang. The Berlin Wall was eventually torn down by a concerted effort. Only the most solid 38th parallel was firmly held in the end.

"Early love, like a thunder pool, can't go beyond half a step. I know everyone has seen the Hollywood blockbuster "Thor", and I want to say here, don't be delusional, even if you are Thor, you can't survive this thunderstorm. According to preliminary statistics, the love of early love generally lasts no more than three months. This kind of three-minute heat, doomed to die of early love, what to do, is really harmful to others and yourself. If you take 10,000 steps back, you can't hurt yourself, but what about others? ”

In order to get everyone's attention, the Dean of Students took great pains to search and cite real-life examples.

"Falling in love takes time and energy, and high school study life is very intense, you pay time and energy to fall in love, what about your studies? You worked so hard to get admitted to the No. 1 High School in the Southeast, but the purpose was just to talk about a love affair that lasted no more than three months? ”

"I'd say, that's too low, isn't it? Why come to school when you fall in love? Although Huafu is not a military administration, it is also very restrictive. ”

"Everyone likes to listen to pop songs, you should have heard a song called "There is a Love Called Letting Go", right?"

"Yes."

The loud laughter rang out in unison.

"If you have everything in my departure, let true love take me away, and say that you ...... break up"

Director Lai said and improvised a cappella of Amu's "There is a Love Called Letting Go".

Everyone never expected that the teaching director, who was short and fat and obscene, and still had a Mediterranean hairstyle, actually had a good singing voice that could pierce through clouds and cracked stones and was magnetic. sang a piece of "There is a Love Called Letting Go" affectionately, gentle and tactful, much better than the original song, not thunderous at all, which attracted the students in the audience to clap their palms.

"Seeing everyone so enthusiastic, I must have deeply realized that in middle school, if you love her, don't hurt her; If you love her, let her go; If you love her, you will silently guard her; Love her, forget her......"

Before the teaching director finished speaking, his series of sentences with overwhelming momentum caused thunderous applause.

Of course, the teaching director's love for her has also caused some controversy in terms of the ××× sentence.

“LoveHer,LoveHaagen－Dazs。 Didn't you love her and invite her to eat Häagen-Dazs? ”

"To love her is to eat her; He loved her, and married her. I understand! ”

……

These controversies cannot be heard by the teaching director, otherwise it will definitely be a "bloody case".

The director of education is still talking: "I know that many of our classmates like to read novels, and they have all heard of the realm of sword practice. So for love, shouldn't it be the same, if this love is long, how can it be in the morning and twilight? ”

Applause, as well as the sound of laughter, echoed in the gymnasium.

Just when everyone thought that the teaching director's "I Look at Early Love" was coming to an end, the miracle of the turning point occurred at this time.

"Of course, in fact, angelic pure love is allowed by me."

Everyone was instantly overwhelmed by this turning point that was suspected to be the Milky Way falling for nine days.

"You may say that angels are not divided into the fallen and the fallen. The love of fallen angels cannot be allowed, so what is the pure love of fallen angels, and how should it be defined? Here we can go and remember the great philosophers of ancient Greece......"

"Platonic spiritual love?"

Then, before the dean could finish speaking, someone in the audience shouted loudly.

The sentence "I say I am allowed to love the pure love of an angel", I have a relationship in my heart, and everyone is excited by the teaching director, and the crowd is surging.

"Sure enough, it is the pride of our Huafu, yes, that classmate is right, it is a platonic spiritual love, and it is a modernized, distorted platonic spiritual love."

"There's nothing more to talk about tonight's meeting, I'm so down-to-earth that you might notice our headmaster blowing his beard and glaring at me. I have to declare here once again my strict position as a teaching director, early love is not allowed, and for spiritual love, I allow it, but I will never support it. ”

"And the reason why it is allowed is because you are spiritually in love, and you can't see or touch it, which means that I can't grasp the handle, and it is a helpless permission. As for the rest, if I catch it, then I have to say sorry, please parents, no one is missing. ”

"When the time comes, Mom, hit me again. This kind of tragedy, I don't want to see, it's too cruel. ”

"But this puppy love is a big problem after all, and if you find it, you need to solve it thoroughly."

"It's going to come here, and it's coming to an end, and as usual, it's going to be homework."

"Ahh

The students were overjoyed and saddened.

"Students, please rest assured, it is a very simple homework, and it is an assignment that will not be checked, I solemnly recommend you to search for an article on the Internet to see, the name of the article is "Please keep a bachelor's discipline".

In order to vaccinate the problem of early love, the director of education can be said to be well-intentioned, but I don't know how much our young and unruly students can understand.

(Angelic and pure love I said yes - there is a real source, and it is also from the mouth of a dean, not fiction, please feel free to watch.) ）