Chapter 83: Wonderful

"Comrade company commander, these recruits can't do it, Chen Ergou, the leader of the sixth squad in the third platoon, asks to fight!" The old squad leader saluted and said without squinting.

"Approved!" Li Dan waved his hand and said.

Chen Ergou looked excited-thanks to the uselessness of these recruits, and the other party's kid had two brushes, so he waited for this good opportunity to drink wine and show his face in front of the battalion commander and company commander!

Luo Yang glanced at Chen Ergou, who seemed to have won the five million lottery, shook his head and said, "Little comrade, the parents of your soldiers in this class are all wonderful!" ”

Chen Ergou looked puzzled.

"It's not righteousness, it's a big cow, two dogs, this name is bold enough! Are you all animals reincarnated? Luo Yang teased: "There won't be 'three chickens' and 'big cats', right?" ”

I saw the two soldiers in the queue, their faces turned red, and they glared at Luo Yang.

"There won't be Xu Gounan, Dai Naizhao, Cao Xiaoma, Shi Datuo, Shi Jianren, Liu Xingfu, Jin Gaojiao, Mao Taimei, Wu Liuqi, Mai Huan, Meng Yi, Gan Liliang!" Luo Yang said in surprise.

'Whew! ’

The little warriors of the entire class all turned red, and the Nine Great King Kongs glared at Luo Yang angrily.

Luo Yang was drunk, completely drunk......

Wonderful, the whole class is wonderful!

Luo Yang really wanted to see what their parents were like, and they could actually take out the names of such earth-shattering ghosts and gods--they couldn't all be picked up by the roadside! In short, it's certainly not biological!

"Who are you, you are so clear about the list and information of all the commanders and fighters in my class!" Squad leader Chen Ergou shouted angrily: "Two leaders, I request that he be arrested and interrogated, he must have an ulterior motive when he came to the army!" I suspect he's a spy sent by a hostile force in a certain country! ”

Luo Yang was stunned for a moment, then covered his stomach and laughed: "Two, this is the soldier under your hands?" Such good material, it's a pity to be a soldier, you should go to perform sketches and cross talk, maybe you can go to the Spring Festival Gala, hahaha! ”

"Strict sΓΉ point! This is the barracks of the troops! Chen Ergou said with a righteous face, no matter how Luo Yang looked, he felt that he looked like Chen Peisi wearing the clothes of the New Fourth Army!

Li Dan's face turned red, and he was holding back very hard, even Liu Fengtang, who was not smiling and had a resolute facial expression like a rock, the corners of his mouth kept twitching, as if he had suffered a stroke and was paralyzed.

"Your class, are there really people who call these names?" Li Dan asked with a smile.

"Report to the company commander, there is!" Chen Ergou pointed at the little warrior one by one and said, "This is Dai Naizhao, this is Liu Xingfu, and this is Mai Ying...... The last one is Gan Liliang! Company commander, I can conclude that he is a spy sent by hostile forces to find out, and he should be arrested immediately and interrogated closely! ”

"Hahahaha......" Li Dan, who had a strict face before, suddenly laughed.

Liu Fengtang also covered his face with his hands, his face full of helplessness......

Chen Ergou looked at Li Dan, who was laughing, and said a little overwhelmed: "Company commander, did I say the wrong thing?" ”

Luo Yang pointed at Li Dan, holding his stomach and laughing: "Hahaha...... Things gather by like, people by groups, Li Dandan, there is a company commander like you as an 'egg', there are such strange soldiers as them! ”

"Shut up!" Li Dan shouted angrily.

"Chen Ergou, the leader of the sixth squad in the third row, is out of the ranks! Now you take over the task of the 'rookies', the task is successfully completed, not only will the battalion commander's good wine belong to you, but I will also reward you with a bottle of Moutai! Li Dan said: "The mission failed, this month's housekeeping, you do it alone!" Brush the toilet for a month, the socks and underwear of the veterans and recruits, you wash them alone, do you understand! ”

"Got it!" Chen Ergou shouted in a loud voice.

Li Dan said: "Are there any more questions?" ”

"Report to the company commander, there is no problem, I promise to complete the task!" Chen Ergou replied confidently, full of confidence.

Luo Yang said regretfully: "Hey...... Comrade squad leader, it seems that you have brushed the toilet this month, so you pray that no one will have diarrhea this month! ”

Chen Ergou walked up step by step, stopped two meters in front of Luo Yang, stood with his feet one after the other, squatted slightly, his fists clenched, his left hand blocked in front of his chest, and his right hand hung low at his side.

"Yes, there are still decent ones!" Luo Yang nodded: "Their military body boxing, are they all taught by you?" ”

"Not bad!" Chen Ergou replied seriously.

"No wonder it's so bad, it turned out that you taught it!" Luo Yang shook his head disdainfully: "Which trick do you want to learn from me?" Pegasus Meteor Fist, Diamond Star Fist or Phoenix Phantom Fist? ”

Chen Ergou looked stunned: "What...... What's the mess? ”

"There's no sense of humor at all, you deserve to wash the toilet and smelly socks for a month!" Luo Yang Yan criticized.

"Look at the punch!" Chen Ergou shouted angrily, and the fast punch came quickly, and he had to admit that his military body fist was still somewhat powerful, and it was difficult for ordinary bastards to get close to him with three or four.

Seeing Chen Ergou's fist approaching, Luo Yang stomped his foot and roared: "Mommy, Mommy, coax...... Hurry like a law, Taishang Laojun will appear soon! ”

Chen Ergou was slightly stunned, and at this moment, Luo Yang hit Chen Ergou on the chin with an uppercut: "Lushan Shenglongba!" ”

Chen Ergou's jaw was crooked, he struggled to get up from the ground, glanced at Li Dan, and rushed towards Luo Yang.

"That's it!"

Liu Fengtang, who had never said a word, suddenly spoke: "Let's list!" ”

Chen Ergou held his chin and wanted to say something, but opened his mouth, but found that his jaw was dislocated and he couldn't say a word.

Chen Ergou glared at Luo Yang with a dissatisfied expression, and there were only two words in his eyes: despicable!

Luo Yang seemed to be able to guess what Chen Ergou was thinking, and said: "Don't call me despicable, if I shout 'Taishang Laojun will soon manifest his spirit', you will be distracted, your spirit is so unfocused, and when you go to the battlefield, you don't know how to die, at most you are a cannon fodder!" ”

"Mmmmmm Chen Ergou covered his chin and said unconvinced.

Liu Fengtang glanced at Luo Yang curiously: "Real people don't show up, it seems that I really lost my eyes!" ”

"Don't dare, don't dare!" Luo Yang is quite modest: "Family martial arts, flower fists and embroidered legs, crop handles, not worth mentioning!" ”

The recruits were all dumbfounded - family martial arts? Your family is the one who opened the 'Holy Domain', and my brothers and sisters are all Saint Seiyas?

Luo Yang casually picked up a dried rattan, shook it on the top of his head, and said, "Does anyone else want to learn my 'Nebula Chain'?" ”

"I'm coming!"

Li Dan said with a cold face.

"Li Danna, be careful that I break your balls!" Luo Yang said with a smile.

Liu Fengtang stopped Li Dan: "You are an officer, you can't do it!" These recruits can't do it, let's change them! ”

Li Dan rubbed his hands and said viciously: "Okay, I'll call a group of veterans!" ”

"Nope! Bring those two 'seeds' from the camp! Before participating in the special training selection, let them move their hands and feet. Liu Fengtang said.

Li Dan was shocked: "Seeds? Kadodo ...... Battalion commander, isn't it a bit overkill, killing chickens with a knife? That's it, just call a few veterans to get it, why call it 'seeds', it's too much to treat this kid as a dish! ”

Liu Fengtang said with a cold face: "This is an order!" ”

"Yes!"

Li Dan saluted, turned his head and glared at Luo Yang, and hurried away.

"Seeds? Yes, yes, yes, I like seeds the most! ”

Luo Yang clapped his hands and applauded: "Is it European, American or Japanese?" Got or not? Aesthetic or violent? Sue sΓΉ you.,I'm a simple little otaku.,I'm not suitable for heavy tastes.,SM or something.,Don't download it to me.,I can't accept it! ”

Looking at Luo Yang, who was talking crazy, Liu Fengtang didn't speak, and a cruel sneer appeared on the corner of his mouth.