Chapter 11: Master, Can We Not Play Pity?
"Directly in front of you, you move slowly, don't make a noise, and pick up another stone. Just smash its body and throw it over!" I was speechless for a while, if this is the case, I will not become a martial arts master. It's not so accurate to shoot!
"Master, are you sure?" It's not that I don't trust people, or that this master has too many bad records.
"If you don't smash it, if you don't smash it, I'll go to sleep! My old man is really sleepy, ah, you can practice slowly by yourself, play slowly." ”
As soon as the words fell, the world seemed to be quiet all of a sudden, and there was only the sound of rustling wind blowing and trees shaking. I just had to die and move forward slowly.
I picked up a stone and moved it forward little by little. Sure enough, I saw a colorful pheasant, which was clucking, and raised its head from time to time to look around. The colored crown on his head is still shaking little by little with a gurgling sound, and it is very joyful to watch.
I like such a beautiful pheasant very much, but I can't help it, no matter how beautiful it is, I have to eat it, I really don't have it in my stomach, and I'm hungry!
So I took a small stone and threw it at him, and with a pop the pheasant fell in response, and I rushed forward with a shout. Carefully look at it.
The pheasant had no life at all, and had already stoned me to death, and the stone had passed through the body, leaving a hole in the body.
I couldn't help smacking my tongue, looking at the crystal clear hand, I didn't expect myself to be so accurate, and this hand is very strange, this hand is as crystal clear as jade, I just climbed a tree, and I fell, but there is no scar, not even a little bruise.
Looking at the palm of his hand, his mind gradually became unstable, as if a complex figure was flashing. It's also a gossip map, it's so small, it can snatch people's souls after looking at it for a long time, could it be that the gossip map on the mountain has been moved to the palm of your hand?
"Whatever, it's important to eat!" Although I was very puzzled, I didn't have anything in my stomach, so I really couldn't care about anything else. So he plucked the pheasant feathers, cut the belly with a sharp stone, took out the internal organs, and looked at his dirty hands, which he couldn't bear to look at.
He raised his hand and wiped it on the grass, and then he skewered the pheasant on a wooden stick, and found some dry firewood, picked up a fire fold and used hay to start a fire, and soon the dry wood burned, so he put the pheasant on the fire and roasted it.
Hey, while roasting, sighing, it's really unimaginable, I do such a rude job, but I am so handy.
When the pheasant was roasted and bubbling with oil, the aroma began to waft out, and he roasted and sucked his saliva, accompanied by the breeze, and ate it without hesitation.
When I bite into it, my mouth is full of oil. It's so delicious, and even though there is no salt, it's so fragrant that it's so rare that I almost swallowed it with my tongue. The way I eat like this, I completely forget the image of a little girl. Anyway, there's no one around, so let's build it!
"It's been a long time since I've eaten, like a starving ghost reincarnated. ”
When I heard this, I was angry, but now I don't care about arguing with him.
"Hey, girl, look at how sweet you eat, and hook out my gluttony, and pull me together?" I turned my back and ignored it, and then feasted!
"Why are you like this? I haven't eaten for thousands of years, so can't you give me a piece?"
"You dead girl, why are you so protective of food? only care about eating happily, and don't take care of me, an old man, for tens of thousands of years!" The voice then pierced the ears, and there was no compromise at all, which was really unbearable.
"Master, can we not pretend to be pitiful? Who of us still doesn't know anyone, you haven't seen anything good? Besides, you're just a soul, can you really eat?"
"Who told you that I was just a spirit, that I had a body, and you didn't see it that day?"
"I saw something, I only saw a female ghost floating in the air, and I didn't know anything. ”
Although she is not a woman, she is more beautiful than a woman, how does this grow? Hey, it's really boring.
"Girl, why don't you come in and have a look now, and bring in a piece of chicken by the way." "This unscrupulous master, the goal is still to eat, I couldn't help but be speechless for a while.
"If you want to eat, you can say it early, and it is so high-sounding. Then how do you think I'm going to get in? I only get into that little dark room after I faint every time! Now I can't even go in with my body!"
I then stuffed the chicken into my mouth and pushed the unscrupulous master aside.
You can't blame me for this, I really won't, every time the soul goes in, and the body is outside. If my soul goes in and my body is gnawed by jackals, tigers and leopards, who do I go to?
"All you have to do is say 'take' to the palm of your hand, and you're safe to come in. If you shout 'out' again, you'll be able to walk out safely! You don't have to worry. "Unscrupulous Master finally said something useful!
You've been doing it for a long time, you know everything, but you're pretending to be deaf and dumb here, and I'm in such a big danger. And the password is so simple, why didn't you guess it at the time?
I silently recited the word 'receive', and suddenly jumped in front of the master, raised my hand and gave him an old fist, this girl is really annoying.
"Eh... How can you be rude to my old man! Have you brought me chicken in?" The master kept hiding, but he didn't fight back, and he didn't forget to ask for chicken to eat.
"No! Who told you to lie to me? Don't help at critical moments, and the most hateful thing is: a little bit in my head. I died in pain, but I forgot to give me painkillers. Tell me which point of you is worthy of being a master?"
My master, who counted it vigorously, degraded it to nothing, and my fairy-like master actually giggled vigorously there. Looking at such a master, I really can't think of any respectable place.
When the anger was over, he found a big bed next to him, and he sat on the bed with his butt on it, turned over and lay down. Hey, I'm so tired, although I have a few tears and replenish my energy, I still feel physically and mentally exhausted.
"Girl, don't be angry, okay? I didn't mean not to call you, I didn't have the ability at the time, and I knew you weren't in danger. Master's pitiful words came from his ears.
"You lied to me again, why did you tap my head, but I was dying of pain. When I woke up, I found nothing. I haven't seen a god as useless as you!" I turned around again in anger and ignored him.
"That's not because your body is too bad, your broken body, if you don't have a soul to build a foundation, how can you have a life now?
"Then forget about this, I know that you are not good at learning, so I know that your immortal cultivation is all self-created, so I won't pursue it! But why didn't you remind me of such a dangerous thing when I met the big snake? I was almost scared to death. But you don't care about my life or death. What do I want a master like you for?"
As he spoke, tears flowed down his face, and there was a hint of choking in his tone. And what I don't know, there is a big snake. But slowly, round by round, I was tied there with the bed...