Chapter 067: Performance Art

Jiang Fan's cosplay beggar is simply vivid.

He was dressed as a beggar, and he was definitely a representative example of the beggar gang's dirty clothes faction, so dirty that it was not good, and what was worse was that this gentleman was also wearing a tattered sack that he had picked up from nowhere. Then, his long knotted hair was messy like a chicken nest, and the hair was tied down to cover most of his face, and the small half of his face was dirty, only the dripping eye looked quite clean.

At this moment, this gentleman is holding this bowl with half of the missing soil bowl in one hand, and a bamboo stick in the other, standing still close to Chen Qiuniang. To outsiders, it really looks like a beggar is begging Chen Qiuniang for money.

"Hey, it's me. Dressed like it, right? Jiang Fan grinned very proudly.

Chen Qiuniang was shocked that this kid's teeth were still very white, and at the same time, she immediately covered her nose and took a step back, frowned, and said, "You pretend to be a beggar, why do you even make the taste so similar, a rancid taste." ”

Jiang Fan laughed twice and said, "I bought a suit directly for the beggar at the head of the Vermilion Bird Bridge." Besides, if you don't pretend to be a little bit, how can you be worthy of my master's teachings? How can you hide it from my brother? ”

"Your master taught you to pretend to be a beggar?" Chen Qiuniang asked casually, looked around again, and decided to buy some more rice to go home. After all, rice is the most affordable supplement in this era.

"It's not. My master always taught me how to govern the world and what the art of war. I'm not interested at all. However, I still learned the various latent techniques he taught, and I still learned them relatively well. Jiang Fan said proudly.

Chen Qiuniang heard the way to govern the world, and thought of Yun Qinghua and his wife, she slightly suspected that this Yun Qinghua couple might be Jiang Fan's master. However, she was more interested in latent spells, which she instinctively felt was something interesting and useful. Therefore, she looked at Jiang Fan for a moment and asked, "Seeing that you are very successful in pretending to be a beggar, you should have learned well." However, I want to know what the latent number is, can you tell me about it? ”

"Absolutely. As long as Qiu Niang wants to hear it, I know everything and say everything. Jiang Fan is another series of nonsense. Chen Qiuniang hurriedly interrupted him and motioned for him to quickly talk about what the latent technique was.

"Well, the so-called latent technique is actually a kind of art of war, which belongs to the espionage chapter. It's about the special talents you need to have as a spy to listen to information. A latent skill, easy to pretend, easy to be mindful, easy to forget, forget the past life, replace the next life, as if changing a life and reliving, this is the basic skill. As for following the customs, customs, and things around you, you can use "Jiang Fan dressed as a beggar and recited ancient texts, and after reciting a few sentences, he got stuck, scratched his head embarrassedly and said, "Actually, I still like swordsmanship the most." The number of latent spells, I'm only interested in what is easy to pretend to be. The book was so thick that I didn't read the rest of it. Why don't I get back and talk to you when I have time? Qiu Niang, sooner or later, we will be together, and the future will be long. ”

"Stop, stop. I'm only interested in disguise, you can tell me about it. Chen Qiuniang waved her hand at Jiang Fan, and hurriedly showed that she was interested in Yi Rong.

Yes, as soon as she heard about Yi Rong, she wondered if it was like the martial arts novel, a set of human skin masks, a little potion or something, it was the appearance of another person. Well, it seems that it is quite magical in martial arts novels, to learn to make a human skin mask, and what special potions will be concocted. I don't know if this Jiang Fan's easy appearance is so magical. If there is, let Jiang Fan teach it, this is what a crazy and dazzling wind pulling skill.

"To change one's appearance is to change one's appearance." Jiang Fan said.

Chen Qiuniang's heart was about to jump out, and she really changed her appearance. She asked eagerly, "How does that change?" For example, if you want to become your brother, can you make a human skin mask that looks like his face? ”

"What?" Jiang Fan looked at her suspiciously and asked, "Who are you listening to?" ”

"Wandering merchant." Chen Qiuniang pulled the merchant out again and lay down the gun.

Jiang Fan laughed and said, "Can you believe the words of the merchant in Youfang?" They don't brag, how can things be sold? ”

"If you don't use a human skin mask, how can you change your appearance?" Chen Qiuniang asked. I thought that martial arts novels were really nonsense. Just looking at Jiang Fan's appearance, is there any other cooler way?

"Of course not. The so-called transfiguration does not mean that the appearance of the person you want to play is seamless. It's just that I changed my hairstyle, eyebrows, and outfit, followed the other person's bearing, and used the deceptiveness of the light and sight to get out. If you look closely, you will still see that it is different from the original person. Jiang Fan replied.

Chen Qiuniang suddenly felt a little interested, and muttered: "I thought that by using a special method to make a human skin mask and putting it on my face, and then wiping it with a potion, I could become the person I wanted to be." ”

"As far as I know, this kind of thing is only found in monster stories. Qiu Niang, you are so simple, you don't even want to think about human skin masks or anything. Don't say that human skin is not as cheap as pigskin and dog skin, just thinking about it is disgusting. A piece of someone else's skin is attached to your face. And once the human skin is elastic, it must be flayed alive. When skinned alive, people struggle, and sometimes they are not complete when they are peeled off, and they are wasted again. Think about how expensive it would be if someone had a skin mask. Besides, think about the bloody faces of others, tsk-tsk, Qiu Niang, don't you feel scared or disgusted? Jiang Fan opened his mouth for a long time.

Chen Qiuniang listened to all kinds of human skin masks in his mouth, and suddenly felt that the top skills of martial arts novels that he had always thought were disgusting.

"It's disgusting to think about you." Chen Qiuniang nodded.

Jiang Fan laughed and said, "So, I'll teach you swordsmanship." My swordsmanship is very good. When you learn it, you can simply protect yourself when you are fighting for your husband, or when you are chivalrous in the rivers and lakes. ”

"Stop, stop, stop." As soon as Chen Qiuniang heard that this gentleman was crooked again, she immediately interrupted, and emphasized very strictly: "Third Prince Jiang, you have to make it clear, I'm not interested in you, I'm really not interested." ”

"It's okay, I'm not interested now, if you have more contact with me and know more about me, you will be interested. An excellent person like me, Yushu is in the wind, good at swordsmanship, free and open-minded, and optimistic" Jiang Fan praised himself like a flower again, and shook his hair at the end, completely forgetting that no matter how much he shakes off his current outfit, he can't shake off the charm of the wind.

Chen Qiuniang had a headache when she heard this, and she held her forehead and said, "Let me make it clear that I will not be interested in you in the future, and I will not want to marry you." My ideal husband is not what you are. ”

"Then what is your ideal husband, tell me." Jiang Fan immediately asked.

yes, what does your ideal husband look like? Dai Yuanqing's thin face flashed, she couldn't help but close her eyes, although it was a matter of her previous life, she still felt a little gloomy when she thought about it occasionally.

"Let's talk about the standard, I can see where I'm bad." Jiang Fan urged.

Only then did Chen Qiuniang raise her head and sweep away the trace of gloom that belonged to Dai Yuanqing. She smiled slyly and said, "My husband, he must be calm, magnificent, energetic, respectful of elders, honest and kind, wholeheartedly good to me, and marry me only for the rest of his life." ”

"That's the kind of person I am." After Jiang Fan heard this, he immediately came to such a sentence.

Chen Qiuniang rolled her eyes speechlessly. "That's what I am."

"You're wrong, you're not, you're not calm enough." Chen Qiuniang felt that when she talked to Jiang Fan, she had to go straight. What euphemism is to abuse one's own heart and test one's patience. Because this guy knows what it means to be humble, what it means to self-examine, and what it means to have a lower limit and discipline.

"I'm calm, really. I have been to the border places with Ruiqi to explore the strength of Liao and Jin. At that time, it was just me and Ruiqi, you said that if I am not calm, we can complete the task? Jiang Fan began to count the glorious history.

Chen Qiuniang only came: "Don't say it, I really won't marry you, don't talk nonsense in the future." ”

"How can you do that? You throw out the standard, I fully meet it, you don't have to be reserved. I will always be good to you. Jiang Fan said. insisted that Chen Qiuniang had taken a fancy to him, but Chen Qiuniang was very reserved, so she denied it.

Chen Qiuniang only felt that she was crazy and tried to persuade Jiang Fan. To deal with people like Jiang Fan, they should be left to their own devices and ignored. Let him play a one-man show, and he will feel bored.

"Don't talk about it, if you don't run away, your big brother will come to arrest you." Chen Qiuniang dropped this sentence viciously.

"He's not going to find me. Because he was just called back by Ruiqi, I saw it with my own eyes. Jiang Fan said proudly.

"What if that's a ploy to lure the snake out of its hole." Chen Qiuniang despises Jiang Fan's IQ.

Jiang Fan shook his head with a grin and said, "Impossible. Because my master and my mother are here. ”

"Your master, master, sister? Yun Huaqing couple? Chen Qiuniang asked.

"yes, that's them. I just saw them talking to you from afar. What did you say? Jiang Fan asked curiously.

Chen Qiuniang replied with a smile, "secret", and then pointed to a group of people from the archway, and said, "Your eldest brother is here." ”

Jiang Fan looked back, and sure enough, he saw Jiang Hang with a team of people coming this way.

"Oh my God, I'm leaving. Qiu Niang, I'll wait for a while, and when the limelight passes, I'll come back to accompany you. Jiang Fan was in a hurry and smashed half of the earthen bowl to the ground.

Chen Qiuniang shook her head again, expressing her concern about the little brother's IQ. Not to mention that Jiang Hang didn't find him in the first place. Furthermore, since he has the heart to lurk, he must be patient, and he must not come to talk to her. With Jiang Hang's cleverness, can Chen Qiuniang not find a breakthrough in Jiang Fan? This guy really came to her.

"Why did your eldest brother arrest you?" Chen Qiuniang still expressed concern.

"Because I'm going to rob you with Ruiqi. My eldest brother thinks I'm messing around and wants to take me back and reflect. Actually, I know what his idea is, and he wants to lock me up and ask the old man to arrest me back to Wudang Mountain. Hmph, when I'm stupid. Okay, Qiu Niang, I'm leaving, don't worry, I will definitely come back to marry you. Jiang Fan, dressed as a beggar, jumped into the alley next to him with one arrow step.

Chen Qiuniang was standing on the side of the street, and Jiang Fan's sentence "Ruiqi and I robbed you" echoed in her ears for a long time. When she thought of Zhang Ci's various actions, she really couldn't bear to burst into foul language. RS