After eating, Lin Xiaohu proposed to settle the bill, but Yu Si rejected him mercilessly and asked her instead. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info Lin Xiaohu was quite unhappy about this, and wanted to take the opportunity to invite guests to dinner to leave a good impression on Xu Manwen's heart, but he didn't expect Yu Sisi to not even give this. It's over thinking about it, it seems that after tonight, I won't leave any impression in this beauty's heart.

Afterwards, the three of them said goodbye in the parking lot. The two daughters exchanged mobile phone numbers, which was naturally an indication of wanting to continue dating.

Lin Xiaohu doesn't have to exchange mobile phone numbers with Xu Manwen, because he already has a beautiful woman. But just having her mobile phone number, I can't do anything about it. Can't you text and call her every day to harass her, right? That would be too low-level, and it would not fit the style of chasing women.

Xu Manwen is really rich. generation, the car is not bad, it is a * song SUV. This golden SUV has a tough curve and a huge shape, like a medium-sized tank, which gives people a shock. It was strange to see such a sweet and delicate girl driving such a giant away. This beauty actually likes this kind of rigid and heavy car. So does she also like masculine and domineering men?

Finally, all of Lin Xiaohu's melancholy disappeared with Xu Manwen's departure, and he didn't need to be melancholy anymore, because there was no future, and tonight was an end.

Back in the car, Yu Sisi suddenly hit the neck of the landlord Lin Xiaohu, and said happily: "Thank you, thank you so much." If I don't have you with me tonight, I don't know how I'm going to get through. ”

Lin Xiaohu said: "Why are you still so polite to me? Is the word thank you used to say to me? If you say that again, I'll spank you hard. Yu Sisi smiled: "If you beat me, I want to say thank you, I really thank you." I'm not pretending to be polite to you, but I really want to thank you. You have done a miracle for me to have an exciting and happy night, a birthday I will never forget. ”

Lin Xiaohu sighed: "Then you don't have to say thank you, there are many ways to express it." Yu Sisi smiled and said, "I understand, wait until you go home, and when you go back, see how I thank you." ”

Lin Xiaohu said: "Before you go home, find me a cake shop first." Yu Sisi was very smart, and immediately understood what he meant, and said, "You want to buy me a birthday cake?" Lin Xiaohu said: "On my birthday, why is there less cake?" Yu Sisi said: "I don't like to eat cakes very much, so you can buy a small one, you can't eat it if you buy too much, it's just a waste." ”

Lin Xiaohu nodded. Yu Sisi looked at it with a smile and kissed it.

The two hid in the car and kissed for a while, and Yu Sisi's heat and passion were very powerful. Lin Xiaohu's chest was on fire, something was as hard as iron, and he knew that if he kissed again, he would probably have to be presumptuous in the car, so he hurriedly pushed her away.

Yu Sisi was unwilling, but she couldn't help it, she pursed her lips stupidly, made a coquettish appearance, and only then stopped out of the parking lot under Lin Xiaohu's persuasion.

On the way, the two found a pastry shop, and according to Yu Sisi's favorite taste, Lin Xiaohu ordered a three-inch diameter fruit* cake. Such a small cake can be said to be the smallest cake Lin Xiaohu has eaten so far, and it is estimated that it is the amount of an adult's meal, and it is really shabby to celebrate his birthday. But Yu Sisi likes this, and Lin Xiaohu can only listen to her as a birthday star.

Next to the pastry house was a big pharmacy, and when Lin Xiaohu and Yu Sisi walked out, they looked at it and shouted, "Ah, I almost forgot, I haven't bought the contraceptive pill yet." ”

Lin Xiaohu suddenly remembered that from last night to now, the whole day has passed, and she has not taken the contraceptive pill. However, this is not a big deal, normal morning-after pills are effective within 48 hours, although it is a little late to take it now, but it is still within the deadline, and it is normal. It's just that such an important thing, if the woman didn't remember it, she would have forgotten it a long time ago, giving people a feeling that sleeping with her is pure venting, not a love for her, and she will be left alone when she is done, and she will not feel distressed at all. Although Lin Xiaohu thought that he was not that kind of person, what he did was like that...... Thinking of this, I was very ashamed in my heart, and hurriedly said, "I'll go in and buy it." Yu Sisi didn't take the initiative again this time, and said, "Okay, then I'll go back to the car and wait for you." ”

Yu Sisi is an actress in the end, if she still wears sunglasses and enters the pharmacy at night, it will definitely not be normal to give people the impression that it is not normal, rather than attracting attention, it is better to do it yourself. Lin Xiaohu thought about it, this kind of thing should have been done by a man himself.

Lin Xiaohu walked to the store, and the young saleswoman asked him what he wanted.

After Lin Xiaohu said the name of the medicine, he saw a strange smile clearly on the corner of the saleswoman's mouth, and he felt a little weak in his heart, and he had a fever on his face.

After the saleswoman brought him the medicine, she prepared to issue a ticket and asked him if he wanted anything else.

Lin Xiaohu saw the colorful safety boxes under the counter, and his heart moved, do you want to buy some back? Yu Sisi can't always take medicine, but this physical contraceptive method is better for her body. I was about to choose a pot, and suddenly I thought that I would leave tomorrow morning, and I wouldn't come often in the future, so what's the use of buying such a big box? Anyway, there is the last one tonight, and it is also within the validity period of the contraceptive pill, so I simply don't buy a condom.

Thinking of this, his eyes turned to the saleswoman's face, and the girl was looking at him with a strange face, and hurriedly said to her, "Don't want anything else, open the ticket." The saleswoman didn't listen to his bill, but put down the pen, took out a box of red condoms from under the counter, and said, "Sir, don't bother, I recommend this one to you." Midnight of burning passion. It is a world-class brand and is very popular in Europe and the United States. Its biggest benefit is that it has a time-lapse function, which is ...... for *** patients"

Lin Xiaohu almost fainted when he heard it, what, this woman actually recommended a safety * with a delay function, damn, did you make a mistake? Isn't this an insult to that person's ability and personality?

Lin Xiaohu really wanted to refute her, but he couldn't say this, and it was not interesting to say it, so he just smiled faintly and said a little self-containedly: "I don't need it at all." ”

The saleswoman's next sentence almost didn't him off, saying, "You don't need it, but your girlfriend needs it." ”

Damn, after doing it for a long time, I still say that I am yang **, and I can't do that. Lin Xiaohu thought back to the past, this was still the first time someone said that his ability in this area was not good. I'm really convinced, and I don't know where she saw it, is it because she looks good?

Lin Xiaohu really wanted to scold, but it was not worth arguing with her because of this matter, so he said impatiently: "I don't need it, and she doesn't need it." You bill me. The saleswoman didn't hear his impatience at all, and persuaded: "Sir, it's not good for you to treat your girlfriend like this, it's not fair, women always take morning-after pills, which is very harmful to the body, and can cause some mild side effects, such as nausea, vomiting, headache, head*, *room swelling pain." You probably won't care about these side effects......"

When Lin Xiaohu heard this, he had the urge to turn his head and leave, but when he heard that she seemed to have something to do, he listened patiently and listened to her continue: "...... However, it will also bring more important problems, that is, it will cause women's menstrual disorders and abnormal ovulation period. If you are a man, you should not know that menstruation has a great impact on a woman's body, endocrine and mood, and once it is serious, it may cause infertility. In addition, taking emergency contraceptive pills may also affect a woman's egg function and metabolic system. There are also some cases where taking tight contraceptives can increase the chance of a woman's extrauterine development, causing serious physical and mental harm to women. There are also real-world examples of women having an increased chance of giving birth to a malformed baby......"

Lin Xiaohu was amazed when he heard this, and said, "You know a lot. The saleswoman didn't hear his sarcastic tone, but said proudly: "That is, how can the medicine seller not know how to do medicine?" I've said so much, you should also understand, it's not enough to rely on the morning-after pill, it's best to use condoms for a long time, it's good for you, it's good for your girlfriend......"

Lin Xiaohu intercepted and said: "I just need to buy medicine, thank you, I don't need anything else." The saleswoman rolled her eyes at him and gave him a stupid ticket. When Lin Xiaohu took the ticket to the cashier to settle the bill, he heard the woman behind him say: "Today's men are really irresponsible, for the sake of a momentary *, they don't care about women's feelings at all, alas, they really have no conscience." ”

Lin Xiaohu couldn't help but glare back at her, and the woman snorted and turned her face away from him.

When Lin Xiaohu returned to the car, Yu Sisi asked, "Why did you go for so long?" Lin Xiaohu said: "There is no way, I met a very attentive salesperson." She advised me to buy condoms and told me that many women don't have good morning-after pills. I was going to buy it, but after thinking about it......"

Yu Sisi said: "You don't need to buy it, you can't use it if you buy it." Yours are so thick, it's hard to get in, and if you put on a condom, you can't get in. ”

Lin Xiaohu was a little proud when he heard her words, and said: "It's not very good for your health...... Yu Sisi said: "It's okay, I didn't have any reaction to this medicine, it's like eating a bean, hehe." Alright, it's time to go home, you buckle up, I'm going to go. ”

I drove all the way home, and there was nothing to say on the way.

After returning home, Yu Sisi went upstairs to change into home clothes, went to the bathroom to wash her face, and came back to enjoy cake on the sofa in the living room with Lin Xiaohu.

In Lin Xiaohu's memory, I don't know where I got it when I was a child, it was still in the last century, when people's family conditions were generally not rich, and it was easy to eat cake. Only when the old people in the family have their birthdays, this will buy a big cake, and a big family will sit together to share it, at that time, Lin Xiaohu was still young, and he had never eaten any good things, and the first time he tasted such a delicious thing, his tongue was really going to swallow it. And as I grew older, I ate more and more good things, and gradually, cakes became not rare. Nowadays, you don't feel much when you eat any flavor of cake in your mouth.

On this point, the stand-up comedy joke ((Pearl Jade White Jade Soup) vividly illustrates the evolution of human tastes or appetites in different environments and different eras.

Therefore, it is not so much about enjoying the cake, but rather enjoying the appearance of a close little couple sitting with Yu Sisi.

There is no red wine, no candlelight, no blowing candles, and no wishes, Yu Sisi's birthday is really simple, but looking at her, she is very happy. Although Lin Xiaohu is confident in her charm, she also knows that she is indeed happy because she can spend her birthday with her, rather than pretending to be happy.