Chapter 173: Brother Bang has changed sex

After Wang Xiaoming conquered Hangu Pass, he commanded the army to advance quickly, fought several battles with the Qin army, won a complete victory, and came to Wuguan.

The situation of Wuguan is better than that of Hangu Pass, and after the lesson of the last time, the Qin army has strengthened its defense here, which is already the last two checkpoints in Xianyang, Qin II captured the families of the guards of Wuguan, and passed down the holy decree, if you dare to let a Chu army in, you will kill their whole family.

In this way, the Qin soldiers guarding the pass could only fight hard, Wang Xiaoming attacked several times, and lost his troops and suffered heavy casualties, but he could not cross the pass by half a step, Wang Xiaoming had no choice but to stop.

Hard work can't work, he can only think of other ways.

When Wang Xiaoming was worried, her ladies had already started their shopping plans.

When it was time to eat, Huang Xiuer ran to the front line and pulled Wang Xiaoming, who was thinking hard about countermeasures, back to the barracks tent and put it on the dining table, Qin Shuang, Xiong Daiyu, Bo Ji, Yu Ji and Li Rourou had been waiting for a long time.

Qin Shuang smiled meaningfully at Wang Xiaoming, Wang Xiaoming sat down awkwardly, he found that something was wrong with the atmosphere, I am afraid that this meal will not be so delicious.

As soon as Wang Xiaoming moved his chopsticks, Huang Xiuer began to gush endlessly, "Alas, Xianggong." ”

Wang Xiaoming gave a vague "um".

Huang Xiuer said, "I just heard Miss Li say that Xianyang's Afang Palace is very magnificent, saying that the buildings inside are vertical and horizontal, there are groups of strange flowers and plants, and there are many cute pet babies in it, including Dutch pigs, Brazilian hamsters, English curly dogs, and Xianggong...... I want ...... It's not good. ”

Wang Xiaoming smiled bitterly, it seemed that this meal was uneating, so he said, "But now we haven't arrived in Xianyang ......."

Huang Xiuer said: "Sooner or later, it will arrive!" ”

The answer is so smooth, there is no room for refusal, it seems that he is prepared, Wang Xiaoming couldn't help but be vigilant, and said, "Xiu'er, husband and wife, I also understand you, just the so-called endure for a while, you have to inch in, take a step back, you will become more intense, I read less, don't lie to me, do you really just want those little hamsters?" ”

Qin Shuang couldn't help but blurt out praise, "Sure enough, my wife Mo Ruofu, Xiao Ming, I praise your IQ!" ”

Huang Xiu'er's careful thinking was seen through, her face turned red, and she glared at Wang Xiaoming fiercely.

Li Rourou couldn't help but purse her lips and snickered.

Seeing Li Rourou smile, Huang Xiu'er was unwilling, it's all you, you said it so wildly that people couldn't help but think, no, since you have already spoken, you have to ask for a few things, otherwise people will see more jokes!

Huang Xiu'er smiled and said, "Xianggong, don't you want to be like this, didn't you promise me when you married me, you said that as long as you can do something, you will do it for me and will never shirk it." ”

Wang Xiaoming was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly said, "Have I said this?" Alas! Don't talk nonsense! ”

Huang Xiu'er immediately slapped the table, pointed at Wang Xiaoming, and cried, "You really don't remember!" I knew you were just lying to me casually! Woohoo......"

Wang Xiaoming squinted and squinted at Huang Xiu'er, looking embarrassed, and said secretly in his heart, lady, you will come to this performance, the prelude is completely insufficient, and the acting skills are so bad that you don't cry at all, so you can pretend to squeeze out a few tears, who can be deceived by such a performance? Can you be more pompous?

Huang Xiuer made it clear that she was not achieving her goal, and the classic mode of crying, making trouble, and hanging herself was about to start, Wang Xiaoming could only wave his hand, "Okay, okay, count me wrong, okay?" What exactly do you want? ”

Huang Xiu'er immediately cried and changed her face to a smile, "I heard Miss Li say that there are two superb jade jade hairpins in Afang Palace, a purple jade hairpin and a jasper hairpin, Xianggong, do you think I look good when I wear it?" ”

After finishing speaking, he blinked his bright beautiful eyes and looked at Wang Xiaoming with a cute face.

Wang Xiaoming said, "Lady, according to what I know about you, this shouldn't be a multiple-choice question for you!" ”

Huang Xiu'er clapped her little hands and said, "Xianggong, do you mean to give me both?" Xianggong, you're so good! ”

Wang Xiaoming was speechless, and then looked at Xiong Daiyu, Xiong Daiyu looked aggrieved.

Wang Xiaoming smiled bitterly, "It's all colluded, don't pretend, say, what do you want?" ”

Sure enough, it was his wife Mo Ruofu, Xiong Daiyu heard Wang Xiaoming's words, and immediately smiled.

"Xianggong, I heard that Afang Palace is at the foot of Li Mountain, there are many natural hot springs in it, and the effect is magical, it can nourish yin and nourish the skin, remove eye bags, drive away crow's feet, prevent aging, and stay young forever, not only that, it can also supplement the vitamin ABCD, calcium, iron, zinc, selenium, ...... needed by the human body."

Qin Shuang rolled her eyelids weakly, and Wang Xiaoming glared at Li Rourou, "You said it again?" ”

Li Rourou stuck out her tongue at Wang Xiaoming and grimaced.

Wang Xiaoming sighed and said, "Please, don't coax my wife as a three-year-old child in the future." ”

Xiong Daiyu was stunned: "I was deceived?" ”

Wang Xiaoming didn't know how to answer, he really didn't want to hurt Xiong Daiyu's fragile childlike heart, but, my cute lady, please have a little IQ, do you believe in such a cowhide advertisement?

Wang Xiaoming could only say, "No, no, it's just that the effect is not so magical, hehe, you are really considerate of your husband, your requirements are much more reasonable than Xiu'er, and it's good to soak in the hot springs, it's always effective to soak too much, at least it's clean, hehe, when you get to Xianyang, you can soak enough, if we have our own fiefdom in the future, then ......"

Originally, he wanted to say that there would be no chance to soak it.

But Xiong Daiyu looked forward to it and said, "Then move the hot spring to our fiefdom!" ”

Everyone at the table was overturned by her, Wang Xiaoming coughed up all the soup, can he still have a happy meal?

Wang Xiaoming wiped his mouth and looked at Qin Shuang with a sad face, Qin Shuang said sympathetically, "Yes, don't look at me like that, I don't want anything, okay." ”

Wang Xiaoming gave a grateful thumbs up.

So he turned his gaze to Yu Ji again, and his tone became gentle, "Do you have anything you want?" ”

Yu Ji said lightly: "No." ”

A trace of disappointment flashed in Wang Xiaoming's eyes, since the last time, Yu Ji had really been deliberately cold to him.

He turned his gaze to Bo Ji again, "What do you want, just ask, I'll grab it for you!" ”

Bo Ji is the future empress dowager of the Han Empire, and Wang Xiaoming has always served her as a queen.

Bo Ji thought for a while and said, "Whatever, it's not too shabby, just get your hands on it." ”

Wang Xiaoming was stunned: "Are you going to give it away?" ”

Bo Ji nodded, "Well, I want to give it to Qi Ji." ”

Speaking of Qi Ji, Wang Xiaoming's expression became depressed, since she married Liu Bang, she has never had contact with Wang Xiaoming, she seems to have completely forgotten Wang Xiaoming.

Wang Xiaomingqiang smiled and said, "Whatever Qi Ji wants, Brother Bang will send it, don't worry about it." ”

Bo Ji shook her head, "What Brother Bang gave her was Brother Bang's heart, and what I gave was mine, which is different." ”

Wang Xiaoming was puzzled, and couldn't help but say, "Why did you suddenly remember to send something to Qi Ji?" ”

Bo Ji pursed her lips and said, "Qi Ji is pregnant, I want to congratulate her on ......"

The crowd exclaimed in unison, "What! ”

Among them, Wang Xiaoming and Qin Shuang reacted the most, their people were almost trembling, and they also became in a trance.

Wang Xiaoming didn't have the heart to eat anymore, he took Qin Shuang's hand, and said with a loud expression, "Come out and talk to me." ”

Qin Shuangmu let out an "oh" and was pulled out of the tent by him.

Only a table of people was stunned for some reason, and suddenly, Huo Ran, who was aggrieved by Li Rourou, stood up and walked out of the tent with his feet stomped and huffing.

Wang Xiaoming dragged Qin Shuang to a tent of the Huotou Army, there was no one in it, just enough to let them be quiet.

Qi Ji is pregnant, she is bad for the future Zhao Wang Liu Ruyi, it is because of this son, so she began to be restless, and she wanted to compete with Lu Pheasant's son for the crown prince, but how could she be Lu Pheasant's opponent, that appalling end, Wang Xiaoming and Qin Shuang would shudder when they thought about it.

Qin Shuang suddenly said, "Xiao Ming, you go and persuade her again, maybe ......"

Wang Xiaoming sighed and said, "How to persuade me, she hates me so much now, she doesn't want to see me, she was fortunate to see her once two days ago, and she turned around and walked ......away after twenty or thirty meters."

Qin Shuang was worried, and said, "What about Bo Ji?" You can ask Bo Ji to persuade her, maybe she will listen? ”

Wang Xiaoming thought for a while, "I'll find a chance to talk about it, I hope it will be effective." ”

Just when the two of them sighed for a long time, suddenly a person opened the curtain and slipped in, which startled Wang Xiaoming and Qin Shuang.

I saw Liu Bang proudly in the spring breeze, carrying a big bag and a small bag I don't know what to do, and humming the Divine Comedy "Nervous" as he walked.

Seeing that Wang Xiaoming and Qin Shuang were also there, Brother Bang was also surprised, "You little couple are hiding here, are ......"

Wang Xiaoming said, "What are you hiding, are the two of us standing here openly!" What are you here for? ”

Liu Bang said with a smile, "I'll make porridge, love porridge, hehe." ”

Wang Xiaoming and Qin Shuang's jaws were about to be dislocated, and they said in unison, "Can you make porridge?" ”

Isn't this nonsense? He doesn't know how to make noodles, and now he actually says that he wants to make porridge?

But they soon found out that Brother Bang was not this time.

I saw him light a fire, boil water, and do it in one go.

I opened the big bags and small bags, and I went, and took out the fresh purple potatoes, corn, red beans, fragrant rice, longan, and lotus seeds.

I saw him boiling slowly, the chopsticks in his hand kept stirring, and then added the same, the skill of the technique, the superb foundation, made Wang Xiaoming breathtaking.

In a short time, the whole kitchen is filled with a refreshing and appetizing fragrance.

Wang Xiaoming swallowed his saliva, "Brother Bang, are you evil?" ”

Liu Bang said proudly, "It's not evil, it's the jackpot!" Do you know? Qi Ji ...... Hey, she's pregnant, mine! As a father-in-law, of course, I have to send my most sincere care and nutrition, so that my son can grow up in his mother's womb......"

Qin Shuang said embarrassedly, "However, when Sister Lu was pregnant, I never saw you fall into evil like this." ”

Liu Bang's face sank, "Oh, don't mention the yellow-faced woman, since I got married to her, I have been showing my face all day long, how can this male god be affected by this kind of bird anger, unlike Qi Ji, she really held me in the palm of her hand, and she didn't want to let go for a moment, it was her, I finally realized what love is, she is my milk tea sister, because of her, I seem to be twenty years younger all of a sudden." ”

Wang Xiaoming and Qin Shuang's goosebumps are up, can you not be so numb?

Liu Bang was not enough, so he pulled open his collar and saw a concentric knot hanging around his neck.

Then he said proudly, "Do you know what this is?" ”

Wang Xiaoming said, "Concentric knots, but this workmanship is really rough enough, I have never seen such an ugly McDull pig." ”

Liu Bang glared, "What McDull pig, this is obviously Tom Cat, Qi Ji made it and gave it to me with her own hands, hehe, envy it!" ”

Wang Xiaoming said embarrassedly, "Envy, envy." ”

Liu Bang's face was full of happiness, he turned his head to look at the pot, and shouted, "Oops, it's almost mushy, okay, it's different for you, I'm going to send nutrition to Qi Ji ......"

I saw him put up a bowl of purple potato porridge, hummed "Worried", and went out with floating steps.

Wang Xiaoming couldn't help but sigh, "It seems that Qi Ji is also quite desperate in order to compete for favor, and it is not easy to persuade her." ”

Just when the two of them were dull, Xiang Zhuang rushed in again, and when he saw Wang Xiaoming, he lowered his voice and said, "Caught." ”

Qin Shuang was stunned: "What did you catch?" ”

Wang Xiaoming immediately cheered up: "You don't know if you come." ”

After speaking, he hurriedly went out with Xiang Zhuang, Qin Shuang hesitated for a moment, and also followed.

This book is derived from reading books