Chapter Eighty-Nine: Dressing Up. Forcing the goods to meet the black-bellied man
Ye Pu found that he had attracted the attention of the old man, so he immediately retracted his head, lowered his voice and scolded fiercely, "Pretend. "Forced goods" jumped off the wall and rushed out.
From the short pause that came out when he was discovered by the old man, and the strong resentment that came out when he spat on the old man, he was vividly performed by this goods.
The old man judged from Ye Pu's slightly jerky technique that the other party belonged to the type of petty theft. It's no wonder that people think so, the key is that Ye Pu doesn't have the consciousness of those guys who do big things. Once those guys are discovered, they immediately turn around and run, and they definitely don't leave any sound.
An unprofessional guy like Ye Pu looked like a layman at first glance, but he didn't expect him to come to the Lin family to be embarrassed, he really didn't know whether he was alive or dead.
The most laughable thing is that you said that you were a thief and ran away as soon as you were discovered, and it is understandable to complain when you leave, but you actually scolded the old man when you were leaving. Forcing goods, isn't this going to the toilet with a lantern and looking for death?
Sure enough, when the old man found out that the thief had not only escaped, but also scolded himself for pretending to be a thief before leaving. When I was pressing, I couldn't help but blush. has been crisscrossing the rivers and lakes for decades, and it is obviously doing pretending. It was the first time that someone pointed out the forced thing in person, so the old man was immediately annoyed.
Standing up with a long body, his clothes fluttering, and he is a world-class person. And his skills are indeed worthy of this name, he didn't even take the secluded path next to the pond, and directly floated over the water in the pond as if a dragonfly was in the water, and the speed was comparable to that of a cheetah running with all his might.
Judging from the old man's hand alone, it can be concluded that he is a master, and he is at the upper level of the master. With such a master to keep vigil, it can be seen that the Lin family is also cautious enough.
This old man can be said to be the last master of the Lin family who can handle it. Ever since the Lin family's super killer Sword Emperor died at the hands of Wu Xiao, and the black shadow that died under the combined attack technique of Ye Pu and Cold Wind at that time, the Lin family no longer has a super master of this level.
This old man's original name was Shen Yan, he was already retired, he was not like an old monster of the level of the Sword Emperor, the older he was, the stronger his martial arts cultivation became, and it was time for him to enjoy his old age when he was old. But in this critical period, the Lin family had to invite Shen Yan out again to take charge in order to prevent accidents. Special period, special treatment, get through this period of time first.
As a result, not long after the old man came out of the mountain, he encountered an extremely disgusting thing. He actually met a little thief, and he was insulted by this little thief.
Looking at the entire rivers and lakes, even those who have status and status mention his name of Shen Yan "Iron Palm Water Floating" will give him a little thin noodles. This is good, but I was scolded by a little thief, "Pretending to be forced. goods".
Is it tolerable or intolerable? Many people have become more irritable as they get older, especially these people who have great abilities and abilities, and Shen Yan is one of the representatives.
As the pace of his feet continued to increase, Shen Yan was getting closer and closer to the wall that Ye Pu had fled. He had already felt that the aura on Ye Pu's body was getting weaker and weaker, and he had obviously run a certain distance.
Well, the kung fu on the legs is not bad, and it is worthy of doing some petty theft, and it seems that he usually runs away.
poked, Shen Yan was even more sure that Ye Pu was a little thief this time. Moreover, he already has a plan in his heart. When this little thief is caught, a bit of flesh and skin pain is naturally indispensable, and if you dare to speak disrespectfully, you have to pull his tendons and pick his skin.
has a well-known master in the rivers and lakes, and naturally has the capital and arrogance that ordinary people do not have. There is a reason why Shen Yan is so confident, after all, a little thief, no matter how good his leg kung fu is, he can escape his pursuit? The goat ran very fast, but it didn't end up in the tiger's mouth. So a qiē is all in vain, useless.
Shen Yan thought as he saw that his figure had come under the wall. His leg work is indeed not covered, the three-meter-high wall is like walking on the ground, and he "rubbed" three steps to the wall. Then he jumped and flew out like a roc spreading his wings.
But when Shen Yan jumped over the wall, it was tragic.
Just as Shen Yan jumped over the wall, his tall figure still floating in the air and before he landed, he saw a black shadow under the corner of the wall. This black shadow is naturally Ye Pu, which only scared Shen Yan to tremble, at this time he no longer has the demeanor of a master, he never thought that this thing suddenly went and returned?
It turned out that after Ye Pu pretended to flee in panic, he turned back at a speed two or three times higher than before, and quietly squatted in the corner again. When it comes to the ability to hide his own aura, Ye Pu can be said to have reached the level of a grandmaster.
If Ye Pu did his best to hide, even if he met a master of the same level, he might not be able to find him, let alone Shen Yan, who was much worse than him.
Ye Pu was able to come back suddenly, relying on this kid's character, he definitely didn't hold back any good fart, so the tragedy of Shen Yan, the old man, was inevitable. Now, Shen Yan was in the air, and the landing point happened to be above Ye Pu.
Nonsense, do you think Ye Pu's position at this time is casually squatting?
This guy is full of bad water, and Shen Yan, an old man close to the sixtieth birthday, met him and was considered to be blood mold for eight lifetimes.
At this time, Shen Yan looked at it so intently, his pupils contracted slightly, and when he saw Ye Pu standing up, he just didn't know what the other party wanted to do.
This can't blame Ye Pu for being too bad, and the main responsibility lies with Shen Yan. Who made this old man just too bullish. Forced, after running up the wall, he didn't look at the situation below, and just jumped into it.
He thought he was the hero in Wang Feng's lyrics, "I jumped lightly and jumped into the river of people", but now it's okay, he didn't jump into the river, but jumped on Ye Pu's head. You say it's not pretending. What is the force? Ye Pu didn't say anything wrong, did he?
Shen Yan also knew that he was too careless, but he couldn't help himself in the air, and he had no focus at all, so he could only watch himself fall and watch...... watched Ye Pu swing his fist at himself. Yes, Ye Pu had already stood up at this time, pretending to be very casual and swinging his fist high and upward.
But this thing pretended to be surprised, scolded and said, "I'm cǎo, this old thing actually jumped so high, amazing......"
Since you decided to pretend to be a little thief, you can simply pretend to be more thorough. Therefore, Ye Pu's upward punch was also a mistake in the eyes of Shen Yan, the old man, but Ye Pu's punch was really thrown at random?
And so, the obvious happened.
Ye Pu's fist hit the center of Shen Yan's ass accurately, fiercely! The strength of Ye Pu's punch, coupled with the gravity of Shen Yan's body when he descended at a high speed, the force of this punch could scare people to death.
"Ah...... "Rao is backed by Shen Yan's own strong strength, but he can't stop his chrysanthemum. The flower was struck so badly.
People on earth know that the so-called chrysanthemum is one of the most fragile parts of the human body, and a heavy blow here will definitely make people feel pain, and it is very likely to cause constipation, which can be pulled for several days.
Therefore, Ye Pu's move is indeed black and ruthless enough. Shen Yan's figure in the air became distorted, and he fell to the ground with a "bang".
It doesn't matter if this fall happens, but it's the ass that hits the ground first, who doesn't know that this old guy was hit hard by the chrysanthemum just now? Coupled with the gravity of the body swooping downward, it directly hurt Shen Yan to the ground and wailed, how could there be a little bit of master's demeanor?
As soon as Ye Pu saw that he had hit the target, he immediately fled in panic.
"Why didn't you kill this old immortal?" This is Ye Pu who couldn't help but turn around and scold while running.
"Little Thief...... Look for death! Shen Yan was so annoyed that his internal organs almost exploded, he covered his buttocks, endured the severe pain and chased after Ye Pu.
Ye Pu's move undoubtedly completely angered Shen Yan, and if he was caught, he would face a catastrophe.
Ye Pu said that he was running away, but in fact, his speed was only slightly faster than the speed of ordinary people, he was now an ordinary person, so naturally he couldn't be too shocking.
Such a move gave Shen Yan another chance to catch up with him. Although Shen Yan, the old guy, has been hit hard, and his own strength has obviously decreased, even if his strength has dropped by half, he can run faster than ordinary people.
No, Ye Pu was caught up by Shen Yan as soon as he ran out of a distance of less than five meters. At this time, Shen Yan had already been blinded by anger, and he didn't have time to consider whether the strength of his punch would kill Ye Pu, so he directly punched him in the back of the head. This is the rhythm of killing Ye Pu.
Ye Pu, who was in the process of running, suddenly slipped and fell to the ground, and after rolling on the spot, he saw the opponent's fist hit his face.
He shouted, "Don't kill me, spare your life......".
As if frightened by the sudden attack, his face turned a little pale at this moment, and his legs kicked up in panic.
"It's late......" Shen Yan thought hatefully, and the strength in his hand became faster. He must teach this hairy boy a hard lesson tonight, so that he can have a long memory.
Unexpectedly, Shen Yan's face turned white, and then turned into a somewhat hideous pig liver color.
Have you ever thought that Ye Pu's "indiscriminate kicking of his legs" in a hurry was even worse, and he actually kicked Shen Yan's balls accurately.
"Whew......" Shen Yan covered his crotch and wailed loudly.
And this time the wail was obviously a few points stronger than the last time, which showed how heavy the pain he was suffering at this time.
Chrysanthemum remnants, egg wounds, I panic with your smile......
Since becoming famous, how could Shen Yan have had such a shame? But such a shame made him feel painful.
Ye Pu rolled on the spot and got up, and at this time, the distance between him and Shen Yan was less than one meter. Don't say it's chasing it, even if you stretch out your hand, you can catch Ye Pu, but at this time, Shen Yan has this energy and mood?
The pain on the chrysanthemum had not yet been relieved, and the pain made him die uncomfortably. But the waves were uneven, and the sharp pain from the balls made him almost faint. This is especially true for the pain caused by bloating due to overeating.
Well, it's just suffocating the pain, and it's not for you to rub it, and it's not for you not to rub it, and it's panicked.
Ye Pu can be described as a strange thief, you said that you are a little thief, you beat the people in this family, you just run away. If this were an ordinary person, he would have fled, but he was still standing in place, and those who didn't know thought he was stupid by the scene in front of him.
I saw that after Ye Pu stood up, he bent down again, stretched out his head and looked curiously at the expression on Shen Yan's face at this time. There is no way, because Dan Dan was hit violently, Shen Yan, a generation of masters, bent down in pain, if Ye Pu didn't bow his head, he couldn't see the expression on the other party's face.
At this time, Ye Pu actually muttered quietly: "It's not very hard, it's necessary to pretend to be so similar, it seems to be very painful." ”
"You ......" Shen Yan was angry. Lao Tzu outfit? Pretend to be your sister? Don't you know that the crotch is the most vulnerable? You even said that you didn't use much force to him. How much force does Mom want to use, do you have to kick Lao Tzu's balls to pieces? I'm cǎo.
Shen Yan was so angry in his heart, if the pain wasn't too intense, he would have to break this kid's body into pieces, and let him taste the taste of egg wounds.
"That...... Hehe......" Ye Pu's face actually showed a touch of shyness, and he was a little embarrassed, "I'm sorry, that place just hurts, and it doesn't affect you." ”
What does it mean to have no effect? Didn't Ye Pu change direction and say that Shen Yan was old and didn't need this thing?
If this sentence almost made Shen Yan angry half to death, then the next sentence is to have a rise of Buddha and two ascensions to heaven to bring Shen Yan back to life.
Ye Pu yawned and said, "I won't play with you anymore, it's nothing to you, but for me, the Spring Festival is worth a thousand dollars, bye." ”
poked, Ye Pu's words once again poked Shen Yan's wound, the egg hurt the chrysanthemum, and the heart hurt even more.
Shen Yan trembled angrily, stretched out his left hand and was about to grab Ye Pu's arm, but as soon as his hand was halfway out, he instantly took it back and put it in the position just now.
There's no way, Dandan can't live without this hand.
Ye Pu was suddenly happy, his originally tense body suddenly relaxed again, and he glanced at Shen Yan with a smile on his face, and that expression was really how cheap he was.
As if to say that you are coming to catch me, I just like to let you catch me, you see me standing here motionless just waiting for you to catch me. If you don't catch me, I'll raise me......
Burst......
Shen Yan's body was tumbling with qi and blood, and he finally couldn't help but squirt out. This bastard of a thousand cuts!
Ye Pu saw that this shape was almost there, and there were already hurried footsteps in the courtyard of the Lin family, it seemed that the people inside had heard Shen Yan's screams, he was miserable, and he was probably desperately gathering here.
Home!
Ye Pu made up his mind, turned around and smiled at Shen Yan, and hurriedly ran away under the vicious gaze of the other party, and rushed into the darkness.
At the same time, the bodyguards of the Lin family also ran over to this side in less than a minute, including these people on the bright side and those lurking in the dark.
But when they saw Shen Yan squatting on the ground with a painful face, they were dumbfounded.
As members of the Lin family, they naturally knew Shen Yan's strength clearly, except for the two people who had passed away, he could be regarded as the most powerful figure in the Lin family, and now that such a master appeared in front of everyone with such a posture, how could it not be shocking?
And what makes people feel weird is Shen Yan's behavior at this time, he is squatting on the ground like a pit, and beads of sweat the size of beans appear on his forehead. His knees were tightly pressed together, his legs trembled involuntarily, and the painful expression on his face was comparable to a woman's menstrual cramps, or even more so.
In fact, what is even more bizarre is the position of Shen Yan's hands at this time, one hand covering his crotch, and the other hand covering his buttocks. And when the pain on the chrysanthemum was slightly reduced, he quickly pulled out his hand and covered his crotch with his other hand.
But this posture did not last a few seconds, and he had to withdraw his hand to cover his buttocks. At this time, Shen Yan's posture was so weird and weird, in addition to being covered with sweat on his face, his face also became red and ashamed.
It is a shame for a big master who has reached his old age to maintain such a strange posture in front of his subordinates. But he had to do it again, whether it was a chrysanthemum or a ball, the pain from any place was not something he could bear.
Bastard, that kid is damned!
"Old man...... You...... What's wrong with you? One of the bodyguard leaders asked cautiously.
He is also quite entangled at this time, you can ask, let the old man lose face, don't ask, maybe the old man will be angry because he knows the etiquette. Anyway, it's all dead horizontally and vertically, so it's better to die decently.
"Damn it...... Hair...... Thief! This sentence was almost uttered by Shen Yan through gritted teeth while enduring severe pain.
Until now, he has always believed that the other party is still a little thief, but he was a little more lucky, and he accidentally hit him as a big master.
If Shen Yan wasn't so proud, and didn't show that he was so bullish, how could he be so tragic?
Maybe when he met Ye Pu, this battle already meant that he was going to suffer.
"Thief? Can ......," one of the bodyguards couldn't help but ask.
Unexpectedly, he was glared at fiercely by his head, and immediately stopped, and he also realized that his words were too much.
Even if Shen Yan already had the idea of letting go, in front of his subordinates, he was still embarrassed to rub it, so he could only put it flat in those two positions.
Shen Yan took a few deep breaths and instructed his subordinates: "Be sure to catch that kid for me, Lao Tzu will pick his skin ......"
At this time, Ye Pu had already disappeared without a trace, and in the western corner of the wall, a black shadow quietly jumped over the wall and rushed towards Lin Qingfeng's mansion.