0118 The fat man wants to practice divine skills

"Damn, are you telling you true or false?" I suddenly had a black line.

The golden boy laughed: "Of course it's fake." As he spoke, he found a bayonet in my pile of weapons, smiled and beckoned me out of the black realm, and lightly stabbed me with the bayonet in the three parts of my human acupoint, Jizhong acupoint, and dantian acupoint, squeezing out a few drops of black liquid, and then I was able to move.

The fat man was also concocted in the same way, and the golden boy said to us with a smile: "You two are not small, let's have a snack, don't always be played with by a girl, I'll go in first, Vincy, remember to owe me a favor." ”

After the golden boy went in, I took out two submachine guns, handed one to the fat man, and said viciously: "Damn, I'll see that girl later, we'll shoot directly." ”

The fat man nodded vigorously: "This is natural." ”

I beckoned the fat man to step back a bit, and rushed towards the fire door to see two fireballs, and with a boom, the fireballs stuck to the fire door and burned for a while, but the bronze door showed no sign of opening.

"According to the principle of the five elements of mutual reciprocity, I am afraid that your fireball will have no effect on this fire gate." The fat man said.

I threw two more fireballs, the bronze door was still standing still, knowing that what the fat man said was true, I couldn't help rubbing my nose: "It seems that the earth gate and the fire gate can't be opened, the gold gate and the wooden door we have been to, and there is still a water gate that we haven't tried, according to the principle of water and fire, I should be able to open this water gate." By the way, listening to what Ding Buqun said, this water gate is full of martial arts secrets, maybe after I learn the magic skills, I can break through to the grandmaster level at once, and then I will be able to open this fire gate. ”

When I improvised to the front of the water gate, condensed a spiral electric fireball, sure enough, because of the incompatible relationship between water and fire, but also because of the fact that water can conduct electricity, this copper door was actually blasted open by my spiral electric fireball two meters wide, I froze for a moment, and then walked in with the fat man.

There is only one stone platform in the middle of this stone room, and there is no book on the stone platform, but a white cloth is placed, and there is a calligraphy on the white cloth with faint handwriting, and there is a brush next to it on an inkstone, which is strange, and the inkstone is full of ink, and it has not dried up because of the passage of time.

"I thought it was a robe." The fat man saw the white cloth with handwriting on it and smiled.

"You think it's a sunflower book." I immediately laughed and cursed.

The two walked to the stone platform, and when they saw the handwriting on the white cloth, they suddenly had a feeling of being deceived, because the handwriting on the white cloth was extremely immature, like a child who had just learned to write and scribbled on the cloth.

On the top of the white cloth are written four words, Frozen Divine Skill.

The next eight big words made me and the fat man dumbfounded.

If you want to practice divine skills, swing a knife from the palace.

"Grass, don't you know that I have a deep relationship with my brother?" The fat man was furious, put the submachine gun on his back, picked up the white cloth and was about to tear it into two pieces, but unexpectedly, the moment he picked up the white cloth, the fat man's face changed, and he immediately put it down, and said respectfully: "Axi, I think we should continue to look down." ”

I was a little surprised: "What's wrong?" ”

The fat man smiled bitterly: "You will know when you pick it up." ”

I frowned and picked up the white cloth, and at the moment I picked up the white cloth, a fat woman with a waist circumference of two meters suddenly popped out in front of me, except for a small sheet wrapped around her waist, there was no inch, and the fat all over her body was stacked, and I couldn't even tell which lump was Mimi in the pile of fat meat on her chest.

The woman put her left leg on the stone table, and a bush of black thatch suddenly swished out somewhere, I am afraid that there is a reason why it has not been washed for thousands of years, a sour smell came to her nose, and the fat girl snorted coldly: "Either continue to learn magic skills, or, let my sister cool once." ”

I also respectfully put the white cloth on the stone table, and the fat girl disappeared suddenly, glanced at the fat man with a wry smile, and continued to look down.

What follows on the white cloth are the five ways to sue the self-palace and how to stop the bleeding quickly after the palace, and the steps are clear and methodical, as if the author has been engaged in the castration industry for decades. However, after the introduction of the palace, there is a row of small characters below that make us dumbfounded, and the small characters are written like this: The above text is purely a joke, if someone does it, it is my business.

Grass, if this is changed to an acute child, it must not be killed by you.

I thought that the next thing would be the text, but I didn't expect that there was only one sentence below: There is ink in the belly, and the magic will be done naturally.

There is ink in the belly, and the miracle is natural?

I looked at the fat man in amazement, and after a while, the fat man said, "What does this mean?" ”

I glanced at the countertop, pointed to the ink in the inkstone, and said, "Do you want us to drink this ink?" ”

When the fat man heard me say this, he stared at the inkstone, scratched his scalp, gritted his teeth, and prepared to get the inkstone.

I hurriedly stopped him: "Hey, what are you doing?" ”

"Didn't you say that if you want to practice divine skills, you have to drink ink? Do we have any other choice? The fat man looked at me in amazement.

"Damn, no one is forcing you to practice, what if this author is joking again?" I couldn't laugh or cry.

The fat man thought for a while: "Assi, I see that you are now a fireball and electricity, and I am very envious in my heart, grandma, I will gamble today, even if he is joking, he will not die if he drinks a sip of ink." ”

After speaking, the fat man picked up the inkstone, tilted his neck, swallowed the ink in two bites, and even licked the ink left in the inkstone.

I was angry and amused, and asked, "How does it taste?" ”

"It tastes okay." The fat man licked the ink on the side of his mouth, and looked unfinished: "It's like orange water." ”

Listening to the fat man say this, I was immediately sure that there was a name in this ink, and I couldn't really practice any magic skills, and I looked at the fat man curiously waiting for a miracle to happen, and the fat man was also a little unnatural to me, and said angrily: "Hey, what are you watching me do?" ”

I smiled and said, "I'm waiting for you to succeed in your miracles...... Before I finished speaking, I saw that the fat man's face suddenly turned pale, as if he had lost his blood, and at the same time, I could feel an extremely cold breath coming from his body.

The fat man didn't seem to feel anything at all, and frowned: "What kind of expression are you, I ......"

Speaking of this, his mouth suddenly opened, and the whole person seemed to be frozen, his skin was instantly covered with hoarfrost, his clothes were frozen into ice cubes, and his eyes, nose, mouth and other parts were like ice crystals, shining with glittering ice.

"Fatty!" I screamed, and subconsciously reached out to the fat man's shoulder.

When I was about to touch the fat man's shoulder, I suddenly retracted my hand. Because I suddenly remembered one thing, now the fat man's whole body is like an ice sculpture, what if after I touch him, he crackles and falls to the ground?

I was at a loss for what was happening, it wasn't a monster in front of me, it was my friend and my brother, and I couldn't just blast a fireball or a shuttle bullet at him, right? If he gets hurt in any way, I'll be guilty for the rest of my life.

Turning around and looking around, I saw the white cloth on the stone platform, and quickly grabbed it, and the fat girl suddenly appeared in front of me, and when she saw me, she still stepped on her thighs on the stone platform, and said with a cruel smile: "Either practice or dedicate yourself." ”

"My friend has already drunk the ink, and now he's suddenly frozen into an ice sculpture, what's going on?" I shouted.

"Either practice or dedicate yourself." The fat girl did not answer my question, but tore the small bed sheet around her waist, and I immediately saw thatch growing in the place where the fat was trembling.

"Hey, can you talk well?!" I said angrily.

"Looks like you're going to die." The fat girl threw the sheets at her, laughed, and threw herself at me with open arms.

I hurriedly threw the white cloth on the table, and the fat girl disappeared immediately.

It seems that this fat girl is just an intermediate link, and she doesn't know what happened after that.

Turning his head to look at the fat man, his whole body was already filled with white mist, and his entire head was like an ice sculpture. I was very anxious in my heart, I thought about it, and shouted three times Master to save me, Ding Buqun in the body did not move, as if he was dead, in a hurry, he took out the pure gold incense burner and fiddled with it, and Ding Buqun in the incense burner also did not move.

Seeing that the white fog on the fat man's body was getting thicker and thicker, I was so anxious that I scratched my ears and cheeks, and suddenly remembered that there was a golden boy in the black field, and I was about to go in and take him out to see what was going on with the fat man, but I heard a ding, and followed the sound, only to see several ice cubes on the ground, and looked at the fat man in shock, and found that the ice cubes that fell down were actually part of the fat man's clothes.

A closer look showed that there were already several cracks in the fat man's clothes, and the cracks began to expand gradually, and soon, another large piece of clothing fell off and fell to the ground with a crisp sound.

The sound of clanging was one after another, the clothes on the fat man's body and the submachine gun behind him were falling in large chunks, and after a while, a light pig appeared in front of me, fortunately, the fat man's body did not appear that kind of crack, but the white fog on his body was getting thicker and thicker, and after a while, the fat man's whole person was already hidden in the white mist.

"Fatty!" I roared.

There was no movement in the white mist.

"Fatty!" I hissed and roared.

"It's a hairy call." It was very abrupt, the voice of the fat man came from the white fog, and then, the white fog quickly dissipated, and a bare pig appeared in front of me.

The fat man first stood proudly with his head held high, and then he found himself naked, screamed, covered his chest with one hand, and covered his brother with the other, and shouted at me: "What have you done to me? ”

"Grass, why aren't you dead?" I cursed angrily and kicked the fat man with a flying kick.

The fat man was parrying, shouting in his mouth, saying that bullying an unarmed person is not a good man, however, when he blocked me, there was a faint cold aura in his hand, as if he was a piece of 10,000-year-old ice.

"Huh?" I immediately stopped and asked, "Fatty, what do you think is changing in your body?" ”

Hearing this, the fat man frowned and thought for a while: "When you say this, it seems that it is true, I feel that the true qi in my body is much thicker than before, and it is still cool." ”

"You send a fireball?" I laughed.

The fat man snorted, and a strange fireball appeared in his palm, and the flame was crystal clear, if it weren't for the flickering flames, I would have thought it was an ice sculpture.

The fat man was overjoyed, turned around and threw a fireball at the bronze door.

The fireball smashed on the copper door, in addition to the flames burning, the copper door actually emitted a trace of white mist, and various ice crystals appeared on the copper door.

"Grass, this is the two heavens of ice and fire!" The fat man screamed shamelessly. R1058