82_82889 Looking at the young man who was trying to swallow, Luo Yang couldn't look at it.

"I said boss, I think it's better to forget it, eating such stones will kill you!" Luo Yang persuaded him.

Ah Tu said angrily: "Eat your food, don't be nosy!" ”

Luo Yang spread his hands helplessly: "Eat? All the dishes I ordered were eaten up by that buddy just now, did you let me lick the plate? ”

There were several layers of empty plates on the table, and I couldn't find a single leaf or minced meat.

"Giggle...... The handsome little guy is so sympathetic, so caring! The proprietress covered her two sausage lips with her big bear paws, and pretended to be coquettish and said, "Sister likes it!" ”

Luo Yang shook his head lightly, blocking his forehead with his hand, and felt the urge to die.

-- Disgusting people are also a skill, and there are only a handful of people who can practice to the realm of the boss's wife, ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign!

"Hey, forget it!" The proprietress seemed to be very helpless and said: "Sister, I can't see intercession the most, no way, who made me born lewd...... No, I was born soft-hearted, whoever is who, don't eat it, and if you eat gallstones, kidney stones, and urinary stones, you will all get sick! Giggle......"

The little bastard who was about to eat the thirteenth small stone kowtowed vigorously and said gratefully: "Thank you, Sister Tianxian, you are really the first beautiful girl in the universe!" ”

'Poof......'

Luo Yang's hairs stood on end, and he was completely disgusted - forget about being the first in the universe, and Nima 'beautiful girl'?! Is there a beautiful girl who is so old, so fat, and so ugly? If you let 'Sailor Moon' Shui Bingyue hear it, she has to crawl out of the cartoon, incarnate as 'Sadako', and strangle the little bastard in front of her to death!

"Don't thank me, if you want to thank the little handsome guy over there, if he doesn't intercede for you, even if you pee out bricks when you go to the toilet, my sister won't spare you lightly!" The proprietress pointed at Luo Yang and said with a smile.

"Thank you, little brother, thank you, little brother!" The little bastard bowed to Luo Yang again.

"Don't worship, I'm not your father, let alone your ancestor, I can't afford your golden knee!"

Luo Yang hurriedly deviated from his body, and he was also drunk.

"And ...... I'm not a 'little brother', you shout so nonsense, tomb robbers will misunderstand...... Because I don't have the surname Zhang! Luo Yang said with a smashing mouth.

"Giggle...... The handsome little guy is really humorous! ”

The proprietress cocked her orchid fingers, which were thicker than the water pipe, and threw two greasy and greasy eyes.

"That'...... Can I go then? The little bastard said with a look of relief on his face.

"No, you can't!"

Ah Tu, who was holding a boning knife, said suddenly.

"For ...... Why? The little bastard said in a puzzled voice.

"You bunnies, you want to leave after you come to our store and make trouble?" Ah Tu said coldly.

"Yes...... But they're all gone? The little bastard said speechlessly.

Ah Tu sneered again and again: "It's because they're all gone, so you can't go!" ”

This little friend who has eaten a lot of bricks is completely stunned! He finally understood, it turned out that he was the scapegoat who was buried at the bottom!

"Sister spare your life, sister spare your life!!" The little bastard grabbed the last straw: "You...... Hurry up and beg this Brother Tu, no, Uncle Tu! Let him spare the life of a small lowly dog! ”

The little bastard suddenly hugged the boss's left calf, which was thicker than his waist, with a handful of snot and tears, begging bitterly.

"Tu Tu, I think he's quite pitiful, or let him go!" After all, the proprietress is a woman, although she may have been mixed in the road back then, and she is still a ruthless character like a dominatrix and thirteen sisters, but the kindness and brilliance of motherhood are fully reflected at this moment.

Surprisingly, Ah Tu did not compromise this time, his stubborn temper came up, and he held his head high and refused to agree.

Luo Yang persuaded on the side: "This butcher ...... Brother Chef, just let him go, and treat it as a good deed and accumulate virtue -- you see, those who believe in Buddhism, don't they buy some small fish, turtles and the like every once in a while to release them in the river, and you just release him as a little turtle! ”

"Yes, yes, just like I was a turtle...... It's really not good, you can treat me like a fart and let it go! ”

The little bastard did his best to blacken himself, and begged bitterly.

"No! I have to let him leave some 'thoughts' today! ”

Ah Tu's temper is quite stubborn, and it seems that it is difficult to pull it back with ten cows! It seems that if you don't cut your tongue and cut off your finger today, you will never let people go!

"I said Brother Tu, this is your mistake, as the so-called forgiving and forgiving, everyone take a step back and open the sky!" Luo Yang said bitterly.

When he was a mercenary and a river of blood, he never thought of 'forgiving people and forgiving people', let alone knowing what 'taking a step back and opening the sky' was, at that time, he only knew that there was a cliff behind him, and half a step back would be shattered!

"Boy, do you want to be nosy?" Ah Tu glared at Luo Yang, and began to slap his palms with the back of the boning knife again.

Luo Yang picked up a chopstick and knocked it on the edge of the bowl, making a crisp tremor sound: "What if I want to care?" ”

Ah Tu is a real person, he and Luo Yang have a very similar place - killing is just one word, I only say it once, you know I will only use actions to show ......

Ah Tu sang more than the lyrics, he didn't even say the word 'kill' once, and directly expressed it with action!

The boning steel knife slashed at Luo Yang's neck!

"Nima, in your last life, you must have been an executioner who was dedicated to beheading at the entrance of the vegetable market!"

Luo Yang said, and a chopstick in his hand suddenly flew out......

"Ah...... When! ”

Ah Tu screamed, and the boning knife fell to the ground again, and the wooden handle was stained red with blood!

Ah Tu held his right hand with his left hand, looking at the thick palm pierced by a chopstick, painful and surprised!

Luo Yang grinned and said: "Haha, my stunt of 'Xiao Luo Fei Chopsticks' is Xiao Li Feidao's mother, who taught me hand in bed back then, how about it, amazing!" ”

'......Suddenly'

The martial arts momentum suddenly appeared, directly attacking Luo Yang's back!

Luo Yang seemed to have expected it a long time ago, jumped lightly, toe a little on the stool under him, and flew out.

'Peng! ’

The table shattered in an instant, and the bowls, plates, and spoons shattered to the ground!

"Hey...... I had long guessed that you would make a surprise attack at this time! ”

Luo Yang smiled, turned around and said slowly.

"You...... How do you know that I'm a cannibal?! ”

"You answer me first, how did you see my flaws?" Luo Yang asked puzzled.

"Haha...... You can hide your martial arts, and so can I! That's it, I also have a secret treasure that can sense your hidden martial arts energy! All right...... Now it's your turn to answer me! ”

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