Chapter 186: You Are My Second Senior Brother
Just when the 'captain' and the two security guards were farting and chatting, telling how the bewitching woman who hooked up with her after an affair with a bar last night did it from the door to the toilet, and from the toilet to the kitchen, I saw Luo Yang walking back again.
"Little brother, is there anything else?" The captain stopped talking and said with a pleasant face.
The two young security guards glared at Luo Yang with an angry face - two young and vigorous guys who were still 'in the place', were listening to their blood boiling at the moment, and they were about to enter the most exciting and intense 'balcony luan battle', but they were interrupted by this 'little white face'!
Although the 'captain' ordered that he should never be provoked, staring at him is not considered 'provoking', right?
Luo Yang was not deterred by the sharp eyes of the two of them, and smiled indifferently: "Two security brothers, are you practicing the stunt of 'killing you with your eyes'?" I've practiced this trick, it's useless, don't be deceived by the sakura flower path and the roadside, saying that you are a prodigy old man who practices martial arts! ”
"Brother, you're quite humorous!" The captain said with a smile.
"It's easy to say, my senior brother's surname is Guo Mingdegang, and my third senior brother's surname is Zhou Minglibo!" Luo Yang said nonsense.
"Then who is your second senior brother?" One of the security guards glared and couldn't help but ask curiously.
Luo Yang laughed: "Brother security, you are my second senior brother!" ”
"Me? How could I be your second senior brother? The security guard said with a blank face: "You recognize the wrong person, I didn't know you before!" ”
"No mistake, no mistake! You are my second brother! Luo Yang said affirmatively.
At this time, another security guard, who was a little quicker and more agile, came back to his senses and said to the security guard with a puzzled and dazed face: "Ah Hai, you are stupid! This kid scolds your second senior brother! ”
"What...... What second senior brother? The security guard still didn't react!
"You didn't go to elementary school, did you?" The security guard who reacted asked.
"No, I graduated from elementary school! I have a graduation certificate, and I took a break from junior high school for half a semester! ”
"No wonder you're so stupid! Pig's head!! ”
"How are you swearing?!"
"I didn't scold you!"
"Why didn't you scold me, I can hear it clearly, you scolded me for being a pig!"
"It's not me who scolds you for your pig's head, it's him who scolds you for your pig's head!" The security guard pointed at Luo Yang and said.
"Nonsense, he just called me the second senior brother, and he didn't scold me at all, obviously you are scolding me!"
"Oops! Stupid! The second senior brother is Zhu Bajie, he scolds you Zhu Bajie, doesn't he just scold you pig's head! ”
"Oh...... That's the case" The scolded security guard scratched his head, and then he understood, and then he jumped like thunder: "What! You dare to scold my second senior brother, you ......"
"Shut up!" The captain shouted angrily, "Have you forgotten what I said again?!" ”
The security guard glanced at the captain with some fear, and didn't dare to speak anymore, but glared at Luo Yang with sharper and more 'murderous' eyes.
"Brother security, you can't practice staring skills like this, at most you can only practice cross-eyed!"
Luo Yang felt that the two security guards were quite funny, so he continued to fight and taunt, if the other party couldn't help but do it...... Luo Yang doesn't mind beating them up into real 'second senior brothers'! It's definitely better than Hollywood makeup artists, and when you go to the set, you don't need to wear a headgear to make up, and you can directly play Zhu Bajie!
"Brother, is there anything else?" The captain whispered.
"Oh, by the way, I'm asking you something...... Is there a landlord named Li Fang in the community? Luo Yang asked.
"Li Fang? Is it Chairman Li who drives a black Phaeton and is very low-key? The owner's full name, I don't know very well! The captain said.
"By the way, he also has a daughter, named Li Mei, a sunny girl with a ponytail......" Luo Yang thought for a while and said.
"Oh, that's Dong Li's house! They are Villa 28, over there, Zone B! Luo Yang pointed to a few villas and bungalows in the distance and said.
Luo Yang nodded, turned around and waved his hand, and said, "You guys continue to discuss the big plan to hunt for beauty, I'll leave first......
Luo Yang took a few steps, suddenly turned around, looked at the 'captain' and said, "By the way, what's your name?" ”
The captain was slightly stunned, but still said, "My name is Han Dong!" ”
"Winter?" Luo Yang muttered, "My name is Layue...... Oh, no, my name is Luo Yang, fortunately! ”
"My name is ......"
"Goodbye!"
The other two security guards were about to report their names, but Luo Yang didn't even look at them, as if they didn't deserve Luo Yang's glance...... Luo Yang said goodbye and left without looking back.
"Virtue!"
A security guard gritted his teeth and said, "Isn't there a rich distant relative?" As for the so, is it like this! It's really Grandma Liu who has entered the Grand View Garden, a hillbilly, and she really thinks of herself as half the master here! ”
The two security guards naturally regarded Luo Yang, who was wearing a fake name brand but was extremely 'shy', as a distant poor relative of 'Chairman Li'.
"Humph! Maybe I'll be kicked out in a moment! Another security guard said.
They've been security guards here for two years – they call themselves 'security', what kind of people haven't seen it, what kind of situation haven't been encountered?
The owners who live here are either rich or expensive, not to mention the crooks who sneaked into the compound first, who doesn't have three or five poor relatives?
Zhu Yuanzhang became the emperor, and there is a godmother who sends goose feathers!
Like Luo Yang, in the past two years, they have met at least thirty more than that, thinking that they are the owner of so-and-so, the distant cousin of the boss of so-and-so, when they enter the door, they hold their heads high, their eyes are above the top, and they are ...... to these security guards No, disdain for these 'security personnel'.
But not long after entering, they were driven out, all of them with gray faces, like defeated roosters and crippled wild dogs......
One person attains the Tao, and the chicken and dog ascend to heaven?
Hum! That's just a slogan, so many poor relatives, you can take care of it! Give one three hundred and five hundred, and send it away!
No business, no treachery, no benevolence for the rich!
Rich people, none of them have a conscience!
"Ah Hai, how long do you think he will be kicked out after he goes in? I said no more than twenty minutes, bet a hundred dollars! ”
"Okay, bet! If it's more than twenty minutes, I'll win! The security guard named Ah Hai said.
"Boss, how much do you bet?" Ah Hai said with a sideways look.
Han Dong looked suspicious, his eyes flickered, and he muttered to himself: Luo Yang? Luo Yang......
In his mind, the information of a mysterious legend suddenly appeared, and it was said that the famous 'Jack' in the international mercenary world. Yang', there is a Chinese name, it is called Luoyang.
However, Han Dong glanced at Luo Yang not far away, but denied this conjecture - the age is wrong! Jack Yang should be almost thirty, this young man, breaking the sky, is only nineteen years old at most!
Han Dong's heart was full of doubts.