Is the Buddha joking Qin Fen doesn't know, anyway, this is made by WeChat, you ask it.

The two lines of thick tears with the crying expression flowed down, with this round bald head and yellow skin, everyone who played and chatted knew it.

But the monk hasn't seen it, and the three little monks are already scared silly, monsters? Merits and virtues? Merits and virtues? Monster? It's not that they haven't seen monsters who have cultivated merit in their barren minds, for example, many vegetarian monsters like to be good people and do good deeds, and when they live Lei Feng, they hope to be ranked in the immortal class one day. Go to heaven to see the fairy sister, in the fairy tale, this is the happy life from now on.

What kind of social security pension co-ordination, Heavenly Court has a lot of benefits, haven't you seen that the recent compulsory education, the bear children in the family don't have to spend money to go to school. Therefore, there are also monsters who are dedicated to goodness, and they raise hundreds of people with the same rice.

But if you say that there are monsters or humans, gods and ghosts are all things made up of merits, the three little monks don't understand, they have been reading hard every day, but they still don't understand.

Not only did they not understand, but Fahai also didn't understand, he had never seen such a fucked thing after practicing for hundreds of thousands of years.

Resentment can become essence, love and hate can become demons, and desires can turn into demons, but if you want to say that the most mysterious positive energy in the world can also become a monster, and you don't believe in killing Fahai, who has the most things? Heaven.

Tiandao specially collects this, and I am happy to reward it, but this is all taken away by the boss of the boss, how can I become a sperm? Looking at the crying expression of Fahai's depressed face, you are so bluffing me, this is definitely a trick!

After saying that, this time I bit my finger, a little blood against the bowl, and another trick, you come to the bowl quickly. It's still a strengthened version of the blood print.

This time Fahai witnessed the whole process of fucking.

The golden light of the bowl seemed to be of no use. The other party did not have the slightest demonic spirit. The Dharma is boundless, there is nothing wrong with this, it is a big killer for monsters and evil spirits, but for merit, I'm sorry! Where you go to play, where to play.

The crying bald head shook again, and the golden light was bounced away again.

The friendly monk Fahai was surprised. If you don't accept it, you can't.

As soon as he had no choice but to collect the bowl, the old bachelor was also single, and if he couldn't beat it, he wouldn't fight. Playing with mouth cannons, this is also a tradition of Buddhism.

"What the hell are you?"

"I am who I am!"

"Where are you from?"

"I'm from where I came from!" Chef Qin has never read Buddhist scriptures, but he has watched movies and television, who doesn't know how to play a few dumb riddles.

Nima, Fahai wants to curse. Chef Qin is very happy, this rhythm is right.

"You're not a monster?"

"I never said that!"

The corners of Fahai's mouth twitched, and the three little monks looked at the master strangely, he was a flying man, but you said it! Is it really good to deceive the apprentice like this? The values of the three have shifted again.

"Where does your merit come from, and why is the body made up of merit?" This is what Fahai wants to know, and he is now very sure that the other party is not a monster. Isn't that? How can there be such a monster, even Bai Suzhen, who had merit back then, did not have such nonsense. is still a snake demon, or afraid of Buddha light, this product is not only not afraid, but can also rebound.

"The Buddha said that you can't say it!"

The four bald heads were collectively panicked in one breath.

Fahai's current feeling is the same as that of the Queen Mother of the West that day, this thing is very disgusting, it can't be stretched long, the hammer is not flattened, and it can only be watched helplessly.

"You didn't show up unintentionally, did you?" Fahai is actually not stupid, he was on his way with a few apprentices, and suddenly this thing appeared, there must be something wrong. And this method is sharp and terrifying, at least he has never seen it, or even heard of it.

"Bodhi has no tree, the mirror is not a platform, there is nothing originally, where to stir up dust. Fahai, you were originally the reincarnation of an Arhat, born with wisdom roots and Buddha nature, so you can cultivate yourself to obtain the fruit position, and the Buddha master will also pass on the Dharma in a dream and pass on your golden bowl, but unfortunately in the past you were obsessed with the white snake stealing your elixir, and you were resentful and unable to prove the fruit.

It wasn't until the White Snake was freed from sin and ascended that you let go of that period of cause and effect and became an Arhat.

I thought you had let go of your attachment, but unfortunately, you are uncertain, the law is not firm, and your eyes are dusty, so this seat is here to try you, but I didn't expect that you were too disappointed in this seat! ”

The fog in the minds of the three little monks, could it be that which Buddha came?

That's right, Chef Qin decided to take refuge in Buddhism now. Otherwise, how can you fool Fahai.

After saying this big list, Qin Fen let out a sigh of relief, it was not easy, it was too straightforward for the other party to be suspicious. It seems that the best thing to fool is the youkai.

Fahai's face changed again and again, there are some things that many people know, but he is the reincarnation of an Arhat, there are not many people who know, and there is a grudge against the White Snake, and there are few people who know this, and now one after another is being mentioned, plus the meritorious bald head just now, Fahai is a fierce spirit.

This is definitely a master, and it may be a master of this door.

Immediately put your hands together and bow to the void, "Amitabha, I don't know which Buddha is pointing the maze." ”

"When you should know, you will know. Can you see through? ”

Fahai shook his head.

"Can you put it down?"

Fahai still shook his head, now the three little monks understood, the master was in a good position, it seems that there is a problem with what he said before, and even the Buddha is not at ease to come to tempt, and the values have completely deviated from the original trajectory at this moment. It seems that the heart is not enough, otherwise how can you still be an Arhat.

"Idiot!" A sigh came from the void.

Fahai immediately knelt down to the sky, "Please teach me Buddha!" ”

Chef Qin smiled, how to teach? I don't know Sanskrit, I don't have any wisdom roots, and I'm still a flat boat in the red dust.

"A demon is born of a demon, a person is born of a demon, a person has a demon heart, it is a demon, if the heart is evil, the person is not right, a demon has a human heart, then it is not a demon."

Fahai was stunned when he heard it, what he said was so weird, it sounded so awkward. The same is true of the three little monks, with a confused look, but after thinking about it carefully, it makes sense. Although it is strange, who said it was the Buddha.

"Isn't it a demon? What is that? Fahai asked.

You ask me, I'll ask that, there is a line behind the big talk Journey to the West, Ni is your surname, and now Qin Fen feels that it is not suitable to use it now.

"Guess!"

Fahai was speechless.

"Figure it out for yourself."

As time passed, Fahai raised his head violently, "I understand, the demon with a friendly heart is not a demon, but the heart of kindness is not enough, as long as it is for the world, I will definitely kill the demon!" ”

What I'm waiting for is your words, it's so good, Qin Fen is a little red and white, and I'll give you a ruthless reward of 1 yuan!

At the red envelope, Qin Fen immediately typed four words: Amitabha.

The sky changed rapidly, and a little golden light hit the clouds, painting the entire sky with color.

"Master, master, you have understood, you see, the way of heaven has a feeling, and God has given merit to the master."

"That's right, it seems that the master is the Buddha who came to guide you, otherwise how could there be a response from heaven."

Fahai looked excited, and bowed to the void, "Amitabha! "Now there is basically no suspense, and now someone tells him that the goods he spoke just now are fake, and he can tear up with the other party for a few all-nighters. (To be continued......)