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Li Mengnan is not as exaggerated as ordering barbecue, even if he is not too greasy in the morning, it is impossible for people to have marinated meat in the store at this time.

casually ordered a large bowl of buckwheat cold noodles, and took advantage of the gap between the Korean proprietress who looked like a good wife and mother to go to the back kitchen for ingredients, Li Mengnan lit a cigarette, cocked Erlang's legs and leaned crookedly on the back of the chair, yawned and said: "Armed police officer, it's rare that the weather is so good, why don't you go shopping and watch a movie with a rich and handsome man, why do you come to harass me such a poor student in the morning?" ”

Li Mengnan knew that Wu Ansu's character had always been to go to the Three Treasures Hall for nothing, and this woman had always been at odds with him, and if he hadn't encountered something that had to happen to him, he would never have come to him.

But Li Mengnan is not a roundworm in Wu Ansu's stomach after all, and he can't see this woman's purpose just by looking at her words and looks, so she can only ask directly.

"With your virtue, who would harass you without opening his eyes?"

Wu Ansu glared at Li Mengnan angrily, no matter what, she is also a famous beautiful policewoman in the bureau, no matter who she usually looks to do things, who is not flattered, I have never seen a guy like Li Mengnan who doesn't know how to lift.

If it weren't for the fact that she couldn't find a more suitable candidate this time, she would have flipped the table and left, and every time she saw this bastard, she would have sulked in her stomach.

"That's not necessarily, as the saying goes, turnip and cabbage have their own love, you crazy ...... The wind-like Lu Zi is chased, I am a good man in IKEA and IKEA, where do I go is not like the fireflies in the dark night, the cabbage in the potato field, so distinct, so outstanding? ”

Li Mengnan wanted to say, "You crazy woman", but when the words came to his mouth, he still changed his words, not that he was afraid of Wu Ansu, but it happened that the proprietress's secret noodles were served, and he didn't want Wu Ansu to rush the table and waste this bowl of noodles.

"Just you? Also IKEA IKEA? Wu Ansu has never seen such a shameless one, so he sneered disdainfully: "Let's not say that this word is unreliable for you, can the kind of soft egg that stays at home all day to wash and wash can also be called a good man?" ”

Li Mengnan didn't expect that Wu Ansu, who was so strong on the outside, still had a bit of a traditional little woman's heart in his bones, and he thought that this domineering female Tyrannosaurus rex would like that kind of weak and easy to bully herbivorous man......

Anyway, isn't it all like this in TV series, the iron-blooded tough guy should be a girl who is as gentle as water, and with a beautiful Zhengtai can also attract a bit of rotten goddess Ma, what's the matter with a female man, don't change the setting, the soul is light!

"Good men are also relative...... The hens have gone to crow, and the roosters have to hold their nests, otherwise what will the chicks do? Have you ever thought about the feelings of those poor little creatures? Li Mengnan looked distressed.

"Li Mengnan, do you want to die?" Wu Ansu gritted his silver teeth and rattled, and the disposable chopsticks he was playing with began to undergo Yan zhòng deformation.

This bastard, who said that he was a female man, even if he used it...... Chicken metaphor? Even though this chicken is not the other chicken, it is too ugly to hear.

This bastard definitely did it on purpose!

Seeing that Wu Ansu was about to go crazy, Li Mengnan hurriedly picked up the cold noodle bowl and reminded nervously: "Armed police officer, you have to be calm!" It's just a biological hypothesis, and you know, I've always been a very socially responsible person, and I occasionally care about the mental health of carnivorous chickens......"

Also social responsibility, return the mental health of chickens, you are a special liar! Does this girl look like she has a low IQ?

Wu Ansu took a deep breath and forcibly suppressed the urge to lift the table in her heart, after all, she came this time to ask Li Mengnan for help, she endured the provocation of this goods first, and then settled the account together when she had the opportunity in the future.

"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you...... To get down to business, I'm here to ask you for help. ”

Li Mengnan said nonchalantly while digging noodles into his mouth: "Cheng, no matter what, I am also a Jianghu person who is called anxious and righteous and timely and rainy and has a strong character, changing screens through the water, changing wires and furniture, massaging bones, scraping and cupping, haircuts and pedicures, playing cotton palms and shoes, polishing and waxing of intercontinental missiles, sheet metal spray painting of aircraft carriers and nuclear submarines, crying and mourning debts to change bad reviews, writing postgraduate examination papers and summer vacation homework for primary and secondary schools...... However, it is stated in advance that when the temporary boyfriend meets his parents, this kind of business will not be accepted for the time being, which is a high-risk type of work and is too damaging to the spirit. ”

Wu An was so angry that she almost vomited blood, although she has indeed been urged by her family to marry in recent years, but she has not fallen to the point where she needs to hire a temporary boyfriend as a shield, right? This girl didn't pick well, it's not that no one wants it!

Besides, even if there is a day, it is impossible to find a temporary boyfriend to fill up the number, and it is a hundred times stronger to find a nine-yuan nine-free shipping on the Internet......

No, why was the topic turned in a strange direction by this product again? Damn, when I saw that cheap face of this thing, I couldn't keep my cool.

Li Mengnan finished a large bowl of buckwheat cold noodles in a few bites, touched his stomach with satisfaction, took the teapot on the table and poured a cup of barley tea, looked at Wu Ansu, who was still closing his eyes and "luck" in front of him, and said with a smile: "Okay, I won't joke with you...... Armed police officer, what the hell are you looking for me? ”

"I want you to accompany me to the hospital." Wu Ansu said with a stern expression.

"What are you doing in the hospital?" Li Mengnan raised his eyebrows and said strangely.

"Abortion."

Poof!

Li Mengnan sprayed Wu Ansu on the spot with a sip of tea, his eyes widened in disbelief a few times, his eyes stayed on Wu Ansu's lower abdomen, which seemed to be very firm and flat, and said in horror: "What? Do you want an abortion? Who is the child? ”

At this moment, there were still several students eating breakfast in the restaurant, all of whom were attracted by Li Mengnan's voice, and all kinds of eyes of unknown meaning wandered back and forth on Wu Ansu and Li Mengnan's bodies, and there were vaguely people whispering something.

Wu Ansu couldn't wait to kick the big-mouthed bastard in front of him into the Mariana Trench, what is this, can't this bastard wait for him to finish speaking?

"Who said I was going to have an abortion? It's someone else who has an abortion! Wu Ansu gritted his teeth and said almost word for word.

"Skinny to death...... (Japanese: I see, that's it)" Li Mengnan hurriedly pulled out a few facial tissues from the tissue box on the table, reached out to wipe the tea on Wu Ansu's face diligently, and said with a smile: "You made it clear earlier, it scared people to be careful of their livers fluttering!" I'll just say, who has such a ...... taste? is so bold that even our mighty and majestic armed police officers dare to offend, isn't that the rhythm of proper death......"

Wu Ansu glared at Li Mengnan viciously, slapped his claws away angrily, and took a few tissues to wipe the tea off his face.