Chapter 0380: Cai Wenji's hint
Zhang Dong pulled the horse, once again side by side with the carriage, and explained what Osaka Castle is and what is a large watermelon.
Xiaomei was not interested in Osaka Castle, but she was very interested in the big watermelon, and shouted: "Zhang Gongzi, I want to eat watermelon." ”
Zhang Dong stared at Xiaomei's fatless abdomen with interest, and secretly said that this girl's belly is a bottomless pit? Why can't you fill it up?
"No watermelon?" Seeing that Zhang Dong didn't answer, Xiaomei asked with a disappointed face.
"Yes, there are, but there are not many of them. This year, I'm going to plant some watermelons in Dahan, and when they're ripe, you'll have as much as you want. Zhang Dong woke up in shock, his right hand shook in front of his chest, and a large watermelon of about 20 catties appeared in his hand. Since it happened to be February before traveling through time and space, there were no watermelons for sale on the market, fortunately, he had bought some more watermelons before and put them in the transport box, but there were only five of them at present, so he didn't take them out of the so-called Peach Blossom Festival banquet in Cai's mansion that time.
"Ah, what a big, beautiful watermelon." Xiaomei got excited.
Cai Wenji also looked at the watermelon in Zhang Dong's hand without blinking, and her pretty face was full of strange color, such a melon, don't say you've seen it, even if you haven't heard of it, is this really an overseas melon? Or is it a melon from the fairy world?
"Wen Ji, Xiaomei, it's almost time for lunch, let's rest and eat, shall we?" Zhang Dong asked with a smile.
"It's all up to Childe's arrangement." Cai Wenji's eyes were clear, and she said gently, her voice was extremely moving, which made Zhang Dong intoxicated.
So they stopped by a stream.
After Zhang Dong hid in a big tree, he took out twelve chicken leg fruits that had been heated by Zheng Yanzi in the Fengyue Boat and took out the kernels, and gave one to each person: "Eat it while it's hot, it's not delicious when it's cold." ”
Cai Wenji, Xiaomei and the four coachmen were stunned, and secretly said that he had been here for most of the day, why was the food still steaming?
But they quickly threw this problem out of the clouds, the chicken leg fruit was so fragrant, they were so greedy that their saliva flowed out, buried their heads in eating, one by one, they smiled, amazed, it was so delicious, they really had eaten such delicious food for the first time in their lives.
The wind swept away, they quickly wiped out the chicken leg fruit weighing more than two catties, Xiaomei was too strong, not only ate her own chicken leg fruit, but also ate a small half of Cai Wenji's distribution to her, and her stomach was round.
Zhang Dong took a knife to cut the watermelon, handed a piece to Cai Wenji's hand, and said with a smile: "Wenji, you try the taste." ”
"Thank you, Mr. Zhang." Cai Wenji said sweetly.
"Xiaomei, can you still eat?" Zhang Dong handed a piece to Xiaomei, who was already scared.
"I can't eat it, but I have to eat it." Xiao Meimei smiled, took the watermelon, gnawed it hard, and said repeatedly: "It's so sweet, it's so sweet, Zhang Gongzi, I'm so happy to be with you." ”
"Then stay with me forever." Zhang Dong smiled and said.
"You ......" Xiaomei blushed with shame, lowered her head, and exposed her neck as white and tender as a swan's neck in front of Zhang Dong, which tickled Zhang Dong's heart.
Cai Wenji, who was listening to it on the side, was also shy, such crazy words were really too out of place in this era, it was unbearable for her, and she said coquettishly: "Zhang Gongzi, please pay attention to what you say." ”
"No outsiders heard, only the two of you." Zhang Dong looked at Cai Wenji's sparkling eyes and said softly.
"That's not going to work either." Cai Wenji said with shame.
Zhang Dong didn't argue, and changed the conversation and said, "Wen Ji, I have something to say to you alone." ”
Cai Wenji's pretty face became even more rosy, and she said, "Is there anything you can't say here?" ”
"I can't." After Zhang Dong finished speaking, he couldn't help but take Cai Wenji's bare hand and walked behind a big tree, and a slippery and warm feeling passed from her beautiful bare hand, making him feel electrocuted, and he was so comfortable that he wanted to shout.
Seeing Zhang Dong so bold, Xiaomei was stunned, Cai Wenji was also stunned, her heart also jumped wildly, her eyes were full of shame, and she couldn't help but follow him to the big tree, and said angrily: "Zhang Gongzi, how can you be like this, do you know if men and women give or don't kiss?" ”
Zhang Dong didn't dare to go too far, reluctantly let go of her plain hand, and said with a smile: "Wen Ji, in our place, it is a very common thing for men and women to hold hands, and I am used to it, please forgive me." ”
Cai Wenji's good willow eyebrows frowned slightly, and she said angrily: "Could it be that in your place, you often hold women's hands?" ”
"I only hold hands with women I like." Zhang Dong said softly.
Cai Wenji was shy, Zhang Dong's words were so crazy, he was simply confessing to her, and hurriedly tried to keep a straight face and said: "If you are still crazy like this in the future, I will not associate with you." ”
"So what does it mean not to be crazy?" Zhang Dong said with a serious face.
"You ask my dad this question, he is the authority on this." Cai Wenji twisted her head to the side and said shyly.
"I see, you asked me to ask someone to go to your house to say goodbye, right?" Zhang Dong heard the sound outside the strings and became excited, this talented woman seemed to like him in her heart.
"I, I didn't mean that. My father was a learned man, and he was the most authoritative in terms of etiquette. Cai Wenji was so ashamed that her neck was red, and she turned her head and left, "Zhang Gongzi, let's go." ”
Zhang Dong stopped in front of her and said seriously: "Wen Ji, if I invite someone to your house to be a matchmaker, do you think your father will agree?" ”
"I don't know." Cai Wenji was so ashamed that she wished there was a hole in the ground, so that she could get in and hide, and she was really helpless when she met a young man like Zhang Dong who spoke unscrupulously.
"I'll do my best to find someone to be a matchmaker at your house." Zhang Dong finished speaking excitedly, and said with a sad face: "But I don't have any friends in Dahan, I don't know who is better to find to be a matchmaker?" ”
Cai Wenji turned her head to the side, not daring to meet Zhang Dong's burning gaze, and remained silent for a long time.
"Wen Ji, can you give me an idea?" Zhang Dong took a step and took a deep breath of the elegant fragrance.
Cai Wenji hurriedly took a few steps back, and said in a voice as low as a mosquito: "Of course, matchmakers want that kind of person with high morality, or a powerful person. ”
Zhang Dong's face was full of ecstasy, and he couldn't help but let out a long howl of excitement, which shook Siye.
Cai Wenji heard Zhang Dong's joy, blushed and said: "In our big Han, any man can ask someone to go to the woman's house to say goodbye, but the woman's parents may not agree. ”
This is pouring cold water, which means that Zhang Dong can ask someone to be a matchmaker, but her father may not agree, even if she has a good impression of Zhang Dong in her heart, but if Cai Yong does not agree, then this family business will not be successful, after all, in this era, if a couple of newcomers want to go together, they must be ordered by their parents to match the words of the concubine, and it does not matter whether they agree or not.
"I have a way to get my father-in-law to say yes." Zhang Dong said confidently.
He directly called Cai Yong his father-in-law, and the speed of this upgrade is really incomparably fast.
Cai Wenji didn't say a word, she just looked at him so coquettishly, and almost didn't hook Zhang Dong's soul.
Zhang Dong didn't blush at all, and changed his words and said, "Wen Ji, now I want to sue you for a big matter, you have to listen to it and remember it." ”
Cai Wenji was stunned, but still nodded and hummed.
Zhang Dong's face became stern, and he said solemnly: "If one day, Taishi Dong falls, is beheaded, or is killed, you must remember to ask my father-in-law not to mourn him, let alone cry, otherwise it will cause a catastrophe of death." ”
Cai Wenji's face showed a look of horror, and she had no time to care about Zhang Dong's crazy words about calling Cai Yong her father-in-law, and asked, "Do you think that Taishi Dong will fall?" ”
Zhang Dong pretended to be a master, and analyzed: "Dong Zhuo abolished the young emperor Liu Wei as the king of Hongnong, and set up the nine-year-old Chen Liuwang Liu Xie as the emperor, manipulating the government and politics, and being cruel and tyrannical, has aroused the anger of civil and military officials, he will not end well, and my father-in-law is reused by Dong Zhuo, which is not a good thing, but my father-in-law is a righteous man and a gentleman, as long as Dong Zhuo falls, he will be safe and sound." ”
Cai Wenji felt that this was a good word, nodded and solemnly agreed. Then he said angrily: "My father is not your father-in-law!" Don't talk to me like that next time, if people hear me, I'll really kill myself in anger. ”
"Then when the good thing is done, I'll talk to you like this again." Zhang Dong said.
Cai Wenji was helpless and said, "Gongzi Zhang, now I really doubt your motive for coming to my house, and I suspect that you will do whatever it takes to destroy my marriage......"
Zhang Dong had a look of injustice on his face and said, "Wen Ji, I am not destroying your marriage, but to change your fate, keep you away from misery and pain, and embrace happiness and joy......"
Cai Wenji looked at Zhang Dong in a daze and said, "Okay, don't talk about this, let the facts prove it later." ”
After a while, they set off again.
Zhang Dong still rode on the right side of the carriage Cai Wenji was riding, and continued to say crazy things that made the two beauties shy and uneasy.
Suddenly, Xiaomei came out and said expectantly: "Zhang Gongzi, you sing so well, let's sing again." ”
Zhang Dong then sang:
The little monk went down the mountain to fast
The old monk has an explanation
The woman under the mountain is a tiger
If you encounter it, you must avoid it
I walked through village after village
The little monk pondered
Why don't tigers eat people
It's pretty cute
The old monk quietly told his apprentice
This kind of tiger is the most powerful
The little monk was so frightened that he hurriedly ran
Master! Bad, bad, bad, bad
The tiger has broken into my heart......
The four coachmen were dumbfounded and dumbfounded when they heard this, while Xiaomei and Cai Wenji couldn't hold back their laughter any longer, and let out a beautiful laugh like a silver bell, which was seductive to the extreme.
Soon, they returned to Chang'an, came to the door of Cai's mansion, Zhang Dong reined in the horse, and said, "Wen Ji, I'll send it here." ”
"Not going in?" Cai Wenji asked in surprise.
"If I go in, Uncle Cai will definitely sweep me out of the house." Zhang Dong smiled, "What's more, I'm going to find a respected person and give you a surprise, haha......"
He took the five tiger generals and galloped away, and the heroic laughter floated in the air for a long time.
Cai Wenji blushed, but Xiaomei went crazy, Zhang Gongzi left, wouldn't there be no delicious snacks and fruits to eat?