Chapter 320: Strange Female Taxi Driver

82_82889When I walked all the way to the vicinity of the school, the coercive aura that was gradually moving away disappeared completely!

Luo Yang was a little puzzled, why didn't Ye Dushen chase after him? Seems to have stopped near the stone bridge?

Luo Yang is not stupid, let alone naΓ―ve!

Ye Dushen's conscience suddenly found out, and then the chance of letting Luo Yang go was 10,000 times smaller than the chance that Luo Yang was hit on the head by a flower pot falling from the sky and crossed over to the young master of a big family in the Otherworldly Continent!

Luo Yang was not so stupid as to think that his prayer was heard by the gods of the East and the West, and the Nine Heavens Divine Thunder was rained down, and Ye Dushen was split into an 'old roast duck' that was charred on the outside and tender on the inside! Not to mention whether there are gods in the sky, even if there are, they do hear Luo Yang's prayer...... But why did these 'gods' help Luo Yang, a 'little fight'?

The gods are very busy, the gods are chatting about girls, the gods are around a table, shirtless and playing mahjong, how can they have the leisure to care about such a thing?

Erlang God and Poseidon are playing with guns, Yama King and Hades are studying the 'Book of Life and Death' and the 'Book of Hades', and are fighting for which is more terrifying, 'Eighteen Layers of Hell' or 'Tatarus' in the underworld, and which one is more cruel, 'Upper Knife Mountain and Lower Oil Pot' or 'Soul Eater in the Underworld'...... Such a stupid question is debated endlessly.

And Zeus and the Jade Emperor, the two old perverts, just exchanged wives yesterday, and today they went together to peek at Nuwa and Chang'e taking a bath......

In short, the great gods are very busy, and they will never use their noble eyes to cast a compassionate gaze on the idle mortal ants!

Whether others believe it or not, Luo Yang will never believe it!

Ye Dushen was killed by the thunder punishment of the gods?

Luo Yang would rather believe that he was struck by a thunderbolt from the sky, and a 'Divine Elephant Suppression Force' suddenly appeared in his body, rather than believe that Ye Dushen would be killed by lightning because of his prayers!

- No one is perfect, who has no one to hate behind him, and who has no hatred in his heart? If prayer had worked, there would have been no living people in this world long ago!

- If prayer had helped, Luo Yang would have died! Not to mention the wives and children and parents of those who were killed by him, let's just say that those girls of different skin colors who were tricked into bed by Luo Yang and got rid of them after sleeping, their prayers and curses have long made Luo Yang go to one hundred and eighty layers of hell, and they will never be able to be reborn!

However, excluding the two possibilities of 'discovery of conscience' and 'thunder and lightning divine punishment', Luo Yang really couldn't think of a third possibility for Ye Dushen to give up chasing him!

――Last night, I ate a plate of 'fried flies' and 'steamed cockroaches', and when I chased them to the stone bridge, I had diarrhea?

In fact, there is another possibility, that is, Ye Dushen suddenly hid his 'qi machine', preventing Luo Yang from sensing his storage zΓ i, and then secretly attacked and killed Luo Yang!

This possibility may be the closest to the truth, but Luo Yang calmed down and analyzed it, and immediately rejected it - this is the most unlikely possibility!

Would a ferocious hound use this low-profile hunting method on a small mouse that has no chance of escaping? Never!

Standing in front of Yenching University, I waited for a long time in the rainstorm before waiting for a taxi.

After getting into the car, the middle-aged female driver looked at Luo Yang with a weird, sympathetic gaze.

"Classmate, on such a rainy day, why is it that a person stands at the school gate stupidly and doesn't hide from the rain...... Is it out of love? ”

The middle-aged female driver, who is approaching the age of 'aunt', persuaded with eyes full of maternal love and the tone of a 'passer-by' who was once in trouble: "This classmate, you are still young, don't think about it!" As the saying goes, there is no grass at the end of the world, why bother to love a flower! There's no need to hang yourself from a tree! You're so handsome, there must be a lot of pretty girls like you! ”

Luo Yang looked at the middle-aged female driver in a daze, not knowing how to answer.

"Really, I'm not comforting you!" The dark-faced middle-aged female driver said coquettishly: "If I were twenty years younger, I would be willing to marry you!" ”

'Poof......'

Luo Yang was not killed and disabled by a peerless 'martial artist' like Ye Dushen, and was seriously injured, but he was almost injured internally by a sentence from an ordinary female taxi driver!

- Auntie! With your dignity of 'scaring away all the princes', don't say that you are twenty years younger, even if you are thirty or forty years younger, when you were still a Loli, I, the 'Lolitacon', would not have the slightest evil thoughts about you! It's not that I buried you, your appearance is sorry for the audience!

The female driver's voice changed, and she pretended to be mysterious: "However, my daughter should be just right for you, you are nineteen years old this year, right?" My daughter is 22 years old, just ...... right for 'female juniors, hugging gold bricks'! She graduated from junior college and just started working! ”

'Hiss......'

Luo Yang had a toothache - it seems that this 'aunt' is only part-time in renting, and finding a partner for her daughter is full-time!

However, seeing her appearance, it seems that you can see her daughter's 'flower and moon appearance', unless the theory of 'genetics' is completely overturned, otherwise, her daughter is definitely a younger version of her!

- Even if her husband is as handsome as 'Professor Du' Oba, he will never be able to neutralize her ugliness!

Luo Yang himself didn't know if he was stimulated, he was chased and killed all the way, and he was too frightened, so he actually asked a question that he regretted for the rest of his life.

"Auntie, may I ask what your daughter does?" Luo Yang asked.

"Oh...... My daughter graduated from nursing school! ”

"Oh, then your daughter is a trainee nurse at a hospital!"

I don't know why, Luo Yang secretly breathed a sigh of relief and replied.

"It's not!" The female driver shook her head and said: "On the first day of my internship in the hospital, I hung water for an old man, and when I pricked the needle, I pierced the old man's veins again, and was reported by the old man to the hospital leader, and the next day I gave an injection to a child and pricked the needle into the child's stomach...... The child's father is a weightlifter and wants to beat my daughter, but my daughter broke three ribs! Ahem...... And then he was fired from the hospital! ”

'Hiss......'

Luo Yang's teeth hurt even more.

"And then?"

"Later, she went to her second uncle's slaughterhouse to kill pigs! She herself feels that she is suitable for the industry of pig slaughtering! The female driver said: "However, after less than a month, I stopped doing it!" ”

"Why?!"

"It's not that she didn't do well, but she did it too well!" The female driver shook her head and said: "Originally, she killed a hundred pigs a day, but after she went, she wanted to kill the pigs when she saw them. So hundreds of them were killed in one day, and there was no need for so much pork in the market, and the rest of them stinked......"

'Hiss......'

Luo Yang's gums are really a little swollen - Nima, her daughter has a strong tendency to violence, this is a disease, I know!

Don't be like Brother Guorong, when it comes to human drama, there is no ...... In the realm where people and pigs are not distinguished, they will be stabbed when they see people, and the white knife will enter and the red knife will come out, so that the family will be reincarnated as a pig in the next life, then something really will happen!

Luo Yang asked in a trembling voice: "If you do it for a month, you won't do it?" So ...... she now? ”

"Uh...... She now works in a funeral home, and because of her strength and courage, she is specifically responsible for carrying corpses! The female driver said.

'Oops, my teeth hey......'

Luo Yang's tooth really hurts!

"What happened to your teeth, young man? By the way, I've been chatting for a long time, and I haven't asked you where you're going! β€œ

Only then did the middle-aged female driver remember her 'part-time side job' - driving a taxi, twisting the car keys, and starting the Santana car.

Luo Yang opened the car door violently, regardless of the pouring rain outside, and rushed out: "I'm sorry, I remembered that there was something else, I won't take your car anymore, goodbye!" "Hey, lad, wait...... You leave me your phone number and I let my daughter contact you at the funeral home! Get to know each other! The female driver shouted through the window.

The moment she heard her say, 'The funeral home contacted you,' Luo Yang's back tingled......