From the community where Spear Dongsen lived, he slipped out unconsciously, and at this time, there was a trace of fish belly white in the sky.

Luo Yang took out his mobile phone and glanced at it, it was already five o'clock in breakfast!

Looking back on this day, it was really exciting, first I made an appointment with the 'Four Heavenly Kings', and on the way to the park, I met Fang Yirou, and she gave her an inexplicable 'strong kiss'!

It turned out that Fang Yirou was a child of a big family, and her parents had to force her to marry the young master of another family for the sake of family interests, complete the marriage of the strong alliance, and send a house slave to arrest her home - this plot is really uncreative and bloody enough! It's almost the same as the brainless plot of some indiscriminate Internet cities!

After that, Luo Yang came to a trick of 'borrowing a knife to kill', driving wolves and fighting tigers, not only solving the 'Four Heavenly Kings', but also solving the problem for Fang Yirou, and winning the favor and heart of the beauty.

This is exciting enough, but I didn't expect this to be just the beginning, from seeing Zhong Lin being rubbed with oil by chance, being fascinated, to Luo Yang's murder, to turning himself in and being arrested, meeting Roy in the bureau, and then being kidnapped to the dock, and killing and maiming the 'Nine Gentlemen', in the end, there was no way, and the 'Special Case Bureau' was also used, so Lin Lan helped him solve his difficulties!

Then he infiltrated the hospital, evacuated from the hospital after the killing, and was actually bumped into by 'Xiao Rourou', and Fang Yirou was actually smoking!

Then, then to kill the spear Dongsen......

From yesterday evening to the next morning, these more than ten hours, which are really exciting, exciting, and, can be adapted!

Luo Yang rubbed his eyes, and it happened that a taxi passed by, Luo Yang beckoned, and the taxi stopped.

"Master, so early?" Luo Yang sat in the front row and greeted the bald middle-aged driver with a smile.

The taxi driver complained: "No way, born to work hard and suffer!" We have to hand over 3,000 yuan to the company every day, and the rest are our two drivers, two people, two shifts, 24 hours a day, people rest and the car does not rest! Tired and tired, I can't eat a decent hot meal all year round, I get up earlier than the chicken, I sleep later than the dog, I can pay 3,000 yuan a day, and the rest of the profit is divided between two people, and there is not much left! ”

This taxi driver is obviously a chatterbox, and he has a bitter stomach, and when he sees someone getting into the car, he is still a young man, so he is really not vomiting and unhappy!

"A few years ago, when the price of oil was the most expensive, there was a big traffic jam, and it was several hours at a time, where did you dare not turn off the fire! Every time the car in front of me moves a little forward, I get out of the car and push it in the back! This traffic jam can save dozens of dollars in fuel costs...... What kind of taxi driver am I, I'm obviously a donkey! ”

"Also, the biggest problem with our rental is the problem of 'convenience'! Like we work in the city, a traffic jam is an hour, even if there is no traffic jam...... It's impossible to find a public toilet specifically for peeing! How many fewer customers do you have to pull? Therefore, those who drive taxis have a purpose - they can hold it back, and if they can't hold it, they have to hold it! Therefore, most of the drivers who drive taxis have prostate diseases, no way, this is an occupational disease! But if you can't hold it back, your bladder will explode if you hold it any longer, so what can you do? Dangdangdang...... Lookat this! ”

As if by magic, the bald driver suddenly had the largest Sprite bottle in his hand, the green plastic bottle was empty inside, and the cap was tightened, but a few yellow droplets seemed to be stained on the wall of the bottle......

"This is our artifact!" The bald middle-aged man said proudly: "When I reached the critical point, and there were no guests in the car, I ripped open my crotch and put this thing on, and I could urinate more than half a bottle at once, that feeling...... Extraordinary! ”

This driver master is quite funny, and even made an advertisement for Sprite.

Luo Yang felt a little sick when he saw the few drops of yellow liquid slowly sliding down the inner wall of the Sprite bottle.

Seeing that Luo Yang didn't say a word, the other party stared at the empty Sprite bottle in his hand in a daze, frowning slightly. I thought that Luo Yang was very interested in the topic he said, so as if he was encouraged, he continued: "Actually, this is not the most bitter thing for us 'lessors'!" ”

Luo Yang was really aroused by his curiosity this time, and followed his words and asked, "What is more bitter than this?" ”

When the middle-aged driver saw Luo Yang talking, he was even more energetic, and his mouth foamed and sprayed: "Of course!" The most painful thing for us 'lessors' is that the 'marital life problem' is not guaranteed! ”

The bald driver glanced at Luo Yang, and said with a smile: "That...... Little brother, are you an adult? There are some topics that are not suitable for children! ”

'Poof......'

Luo Yang was almost sprayed by this funny buddy - master, I have slept with beautiful women in my life, you have seen more on TV in your life, and you actually told me what 'not suitable for children'......

"Uncle, don't worry, I'm a college student, and I turned eighteen last year!" Luo Yang said a little speechlessly.

"Oh, that's good...... I'll tell you, little brother! We drive a taxi, generally two drivers per car, although the day shift is a little better, but it is also earlier than the chicken, than the dog sleeps later! At ten o'clock in the evening, I came home at half past ten, my daughter-in-law fell asleep, I drove a car for a day, and I was tired enough, I didn't have that interest at all, and I fell asleep after a simple wash! I got up before dawn in the morning, and my daughter-in-law hadn't woken up yet! Whether she goes home to sleep every day, my daughter-in-law doesn't know! ”

"As for those who work the night shift, there's nothing to say! My wife goes to work during the day, you are sleeping at home, my wife gets off work, makes dinner, the family eats, the washing is over, I want to take advantage of the remaining time, hurry up and make love, alas, mom, the child is still watching TV in the room, you can't do that in front of the teenage child! Wait for the child to go back to the room to do homework and sleep, and then look at the time...... It's time for a shift change! ”

"There's nothing worse than that! That is, the husband and wife both drive taxis, and they are in the same car, one on the day shift and the other on the night shift...... Haha, I have a friend, their husband and wife are like this, the wife drives during the day, and the husband chooses to go out at night in order to take care of his wife, guess what? You don't believe it - it's only a year to sleep together on Chinese New Year's Eve! Although I sleep in the same bed on weekdays, I can sleep during the day and sleep at night, just like the sun and the moon, unless there is a total solar eclipse or something, it is difficult to appear at the same time! My buddy told me that he and his wife hadn't done that for three years, hey...... You say that you are doing our business, are you bitter? Many people think that migrant workers are bitter, but in fact, we are more bitter than them! The heart is bitter and the body is also bitter, and it is easy to hold back internal injuries! Those migrant workers are chic, many of them earn more than 10,000 yuan a month, move bricks during the day, change into suits at night, bars, nightclubs, massage rooms...... It's much more chic than our hard-pressed taxis! ”

Speaking of this, the bald brother who was foaming at the mouth was sad, as if he had suddenly been hit by Yang Guo's gloomy palm.

"Hey...... Many of my brother's wives just can't stand this kind of 'widow' life, and they all run away with others! The bald brother sighed faintly: "My daughter-in-law ran away with a bastard who sells fruit last year!" ”

Luo Yang, who was originally a little impatient to listen, couldn't say anything at the moment, opened his mouth, and wanted to comfort this buddy who seemed to be funny, but had a few words of sadness in his heart, but he couldn't say anything.

"Uh...... Look at me, I'm chatting, and I haven't asked you where you're going! ”

It was only at this time that the chattering brother remembered to ask for the guest's address.

Luo Yang reported an address, his brother put down the handbrake, stepped on the accelerator and went down, and the taxi raced on the empty road.

"By the way, little brother, why did you go out so early? Do you live in that neighborhood? That community is all villas, and everyone who lives in it seems to be rich! ”

"I don't live in that neighborhood, I just went in and killed someone, and now rush back to sleep!" Luo Yang said frankly.

The bald brother was stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter: "Haha, interesting, I can't see that you are still so humorous, when you tell jokes, you are still serious with a strict face, and you say it as if it is true...... Well, there is the potential to become a comedian! ”

Luo Yang really couldn't laugh or cry - these days, if you tell a lie, others think what you say is true! Finally, let's be honest, everyone thinks you're joking, telling jokes, and thinking you're humorous......

In these years, it is indeed not easy to be an honest person - the world is not forcing you, but it does not let you be honest, what can you do?