Chapter 41: The Legendary Artist
Ay! Did I hear it wrong?
Does he speak Chinese? Probably not...... How could it be Leonardo da Vinci?
"Miss?" The man who called himself Da Vinci stretched out his hand and shook it in front of Gu Xiaoxiao's eyes, "Are you okay?" But the little mouth was open, and the eyes were straight, and she looked completely stunned.
"That's what it is." Ah Fa on the side couldn't see it, walked in front of Xiao without authorization, and stuffed something into his open little mouth, Xiao Xiao chewed subconsciously, and as soon as the taste melted, Xiao Xiao suddenly jumped to his feet.
"Phew!" Xiao Xiao tried hard to spit out the things in his mouth, and his tongue stretched out and tried to let the air take away the taste, but unfortunately the sky did not fulfill people's wishes, but it could not be removed.
"Wow!" "Luo Luo" on the side was full of surprise, "Jumping so high!" The face completely replicated the worship of Xiao Xiao just now.
"Phew! Alpha! What did you give me to eat? Xiao Xiao was stimulated by the smell and burst into tears, her throat was like a fire, her snot was running non-stop, and her whole face was twisted into a ball.
"A fruit, I accidentally saw it this morning, I didn't expect us to grow it here!" Alpha took out the remaining fruit from his pocket and put it on his fingertips to play with.
"What the hell? My tongue, my taste buds, oh my god...... It's all numb! Gu Xiaoxiao jumped up and down in front of the three men regardless of it, and the ghost cried wolf.
"That's it! Naga Ghost Pepper. "Ah Fa showed it to Xiaoxiao, and his calmness made him angry.
Immediately decided, Xiao Xiao angrily snatched the bunch of thick, purple red cone-shaped fruits, a parabola, and threw it into the trash can behind Alpha with unmistakable accuracy.
"Return the Naga Ghost Pepper! Sure enough, it's a ghost fruit! Xiao Xiao scoffed, but soon it was no longer calm, the fruit of Scoville's index of 1459000 was not covered, Xiao Xiao already felt the spicy smell peeling away every layer of connective tissue in her body, the unconscious tongue was still transmitting painful fire, and the endorphins secreted by the pituitary gland were about to reach the highest critical value they could bear.
"Afah! You've gone too far! Gu Xiaoxiao pointed at Ah Fa and shouted to blame.
"I just want to know how tasty this thing is, so I'll test it with your hedgehog." Ah Fa felt a little guilty, he didn't expect this Naga ghost pepper to be so spicy that Cheng dΓΉ, looking at Xiaoxiao's wolf appearance with tears and snot flowing wildly, he was very distressed.
"Damn!" Little yelled and ran towards Alpha.
Alpha thought that Xiaoxiao was going to beat him out of anger, so he stood still and was ready to beat her until he was happy, but he was stunned to see Xiaoxiao run past him, rush straight to the trash can, and then began to rummage.
"Tiny ...... How are you going to rummage through the trash cans there......"
"I'm going to take out the Naga Ghost Pepper I just threw away and stuff it in your mouth."
"Well, don't do this, it's all dirty!" The corners of Afa's mouth twitched slightly, cold sweat flowed from his forehead, and he found a lame reason, which of course was indeed a valid reason.
"It's okay, I'll wash it and feed it to you myself." Xiao Xiao turned his head and smiled ugly at Afa, and the tears and nose on his face made it even more intimidating.
"......" Ah Fa hurriedly stepped forward to stop Gu Xiaoxiao, he stretched out his left hand and injected blue light into the edge of Xiaoxiao's mouth, and then all the pressing sensations disappeared under this magical power.
"Damn! Damn it! "The little one who recovered his spirit seized the opportunity to keep beating Alpha, although it didn't take much strength.
"Qiqi" and "Luo Luo" on the side looked very energetic like children, and they walked up to Gu Xiaoxiao coincidentally, grabbed a small hand, and shook it, "You come to be my model!" β
"Huh? Ay? Ay! Xiao Xiao looked at the two men who grabbed him at the same time, and the light of those two eyes made Xiao Xiao have a kind of fear of falling into the wolf's mouth, and had to look left and right.
"Hey, this fat woman is going to be my model."
"Hey, I spoke to this young lady first."
"Hey, hey, do you want to be your model first? What a fallacy this is! β
"Hey, hey, hey......"
The two men were engrossed in arguing regardless of the feelings of the parties involved, and they were very intoxicated.
"Hey, hey, hey, hey! Time out! Xiao Xiao shouted, while breaking free from the hands of the two people, "Who wants to be your model!" β
"Oh my God! You're not your average idiot, you turned down my invitation from the world's most ghostly person. β
"Poof." Gu Xiaoxiao couldn't help laughing.
"What are you laughing at?" "Rollo" is very unhappy.
"You don't tell me who you are, how do I know who you are? Moreover, is the most ghostly person in the world called "Rollo"? β
"Little girl, if you don't understand, wash my ears, listen, my name is ......" "Luo Luo" looked solemn, but it was a beat slower than "Qiqi" on the side.
"He's Michelangelo." Yan sΓΉ turned out to be a joke.
"You! You've spoiled the atmosphere! Rollo reached out and pinched Kiki's neck.
"That ......," Xiaoxiao suddenly said very calmly and loudly.
The two stopped pinching each other, and looked at Xiaoxiao at the same time, waiting for her to speak.
"You guys, really...... Leonardo da Vinci and Michelangelo? Little waited expectantly for an amazing answer.
"yes." Nodding their heads and continuing to pinch each other.
"Ahh Screams pierced through the museum, and the trotting over hugged the two men who were breaking off their pinching.
"Yummy! Excellent! Excellent! Excellent! Xiao Xiao excitedly began to jump up and down again, giving people the illusion that she had just eaten Naga ghost pepper, of course, even if she was as stupid as her, she would never do such a masochistic thing.
"I'm so happy too! To meet such great artists as you are! "A little reverent nymphomaniac against two men.
"Fat woman, although we didn't deceive you, but just listening to us say this and you believe it, it's too heartless!" Michelangelo shook his head and sighed.
"Anyway, you didn't lie to me, did you?" Xiao Xiao was very excited.
"That's right! Don't call me an artist! This shallow vocabulary doesn't match me. Michelangelo said wildly, with a domineering but not a little disgust, maybe he was like that, worthy of his name.
"I can't stand it, you always say that." Leonardo da Vinci smiled, looking like he had been with Michelangelo for a long time.
"I want you to talk more." Michelangelo pouted.
Gu Xiaoxiao liked their way of getting along very much, and the genius who was originally very distant in her consciousness was arguing in front of her like this at this moment, which was an adventure that she never even dreamed of.
Alpha on the side has been quietly watching the three of them talking, laughing, and noisy, without saying a word, as if he is hiding his own existence, and he himself doesn't know why, but subconsciously asks himself not to be involved.
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In the distance, across the floor-to-ceiling window, Xu Xinyang and Luo Lili stood side by side where they could just see Gu Xiaoxiao's four people.
"Why don't you go over?" Luo Lili asked knowingly.
"I don't want to go."
"It's not that I don't want to, but because I can't go!" Luo Lili's tone was deliberately provocative.
"Aren't you too?" Xu Xinyang looked at Luo Lili, his eyes were as sharp as electricity, and his gloom was as cold as ice.
Notes: 1. Scoville index: The Scoville Scale, or Scoville HeatUnit, abbreviated as SHU, is a unit formulated by the American chemist Scoville in 1912 to measure the spiciness of Capsicumgenus fruits.
2. The relevant image introductions of da Vinci and Michelangelo in the article are based on historical data and biographies, and are purely fictional.