Chapter 289: Chef Qin is such a fuck
Qin Fen has a unique power, no matter what he encounters, or you bump into him, the development of things will always deviate from the original trajectory, just so fucking up and so evil.
That's right, this time it's really evil, the cameraman forgot about the shooting scene, and several angles were aimed at the man who was shouting loudly on the flyboard at the same time.
Not only them, but the two sides of the challenge are collectively confused about which backflip is simply crazy, and even Lao Meizi, who looked down on the Celestial Empire at the beginning, is very stupid.
Seeing that Qin Fen was speechless, was this really the rookie who couldn't even stand on the flyboard just now? it! There is no reason for this!
Their shock is that if they stand in the insider's words, the layman will watch the excitement even more, the host, the judges, all the staff, who laughed at him just now, are collectively speechless!
Seeing Qin Fen staggering, there was no danger, they felt, and their hearts twitched with each other's shaking. Is it really only three times for a rookie to grow into an old bird?
Can this answer be reliable?
The audience in front of the TV dropped their eyeballs and looked at the picture speechlessly.
"Crazy!"
"Hang!"
"Beast, it's still like this!"
"What I'm trying to say is this show is still on the air?"
Many people asked this doubt buried in their hearts, and now the director wants to ask your sister too, he looked at the producer on the side, the other party's face twitched and twitched, a good challenge is impossible, it's really impossible! Now the focus of the whole show has become a passerby, what the hell is this?
This should be the biggest impossible appearance of this show! Chef Qin did it, and he did it brutally and cruelly, bringing the whole show into the ditch at once.
There was no host in the TV screen. There are no judges. There are no more challengers. There is only one person, a cook who twists and turns on the flyboard, Qin Fen!
The host's eggs hurt, the judges' eggs hurt, the cameraman's eggs hurt, and all the audience hurt.
Because Qin Fen really picked up a Rubik's Cube with one hand, under the effect of close-up, everyone saw a fact clearly, the Rubik's Cube was rotating at high speed, even if Qin Fen was shaking it violently. Including the ability to flip on the flyboard, but there is no mess in the hand, the seventh-order Rubik's Cube is constantly changing, restoring at once, breaking up again, and then restoring.
"it!"
"Lao Tzu is blind!"
"This show is awesome!"
"Haha, who said that we don't have a master in late contact, fart, my Great Celestial Dynasty is mighty!"
"That's right, foreigners can. We can too! ”
"It's just a little more awesome than Lao Meizi just now, what's the matter?"
All those who looked at Chef Qin. Now I have long forgotten the challenge, look at the people, and then look at the people just now, it's not a grade at all, this thing is a beast! But it's really beautiful, and now Lao Mei dares to be crooked! You have the ability to do this!
As time passed, Chef Qin not only did a one-handed handstand, but even played several backflips, and everyone went from funny to terrifying at the beginning, and then became numb!
Song Shaoqing opened his mouth wide, he found that he couldn't play happily with Qin Fen, because it would be very boring, he had also played this, but it was good to stand for a while, how could it be like this?
The other party is like a black hole, he can attract all the attention inadvertently, he knows that Qin Fen is not in the limelight, but against Zhang Jiang, the king of soldiers has just rectified the big cook, with the urine nature of pure masters, he will definitely not admit defeat.
That's right, Chef Qin is this virtue, he belongs to a donkey, he is going backwards if he doesn't go, you don't let me go up, I will go up, and I have to fly up to show you.
Fine operation, dynamic vision, and the continuous running-in of the three major skills of single-mindedness and dual-mindedness, Qin Fen's control of his body became more and more weird. A beast-like instinctive intuition began to emerge in his body, not deliberately, but through the physical sensation, automatically adjusted.
To put it bluntly, this is the technique of almost the way, and all the actions are beginning to be natural! At this moment, Qin Fen walked on the strange path he had just designed, the ultimate of human beings, the gate of mortal touch Dao!
Bang, Qin Fen turned over and jumped into the water, not falling, but jumping by himself, he didn't know that the focus of the audience was on him, he just had a belief, today to play for the soldier, but unfortunately, he played for the national audience.
Drilling out of the water, Qin Fen's first action directly blinded everyone's eyes, and he raised his middle finger at Zhang Jiang, grass!
The host's hands trembled, the three judges collectively lost their voices, and the camera brother laughed happily.
Everyone in front of the TV is confused!
The producer looked at the scene and muttered to himself, the ratings? This time it's dead.
"Producer, the American team that challenged just now is gone, and they are now giving up the Hall of Honor, saying that after going back to practice, it is estimated that they were just beaten by that." The assistant couldn't go on.
The producer understood, this is the first time that he has been hit, and it is impossible for him to abandon the pit after the challenge is successful! it! It's dead this time.
The producer immediately picked up the walkie-talkie and contacted Xiao Sa, now there is only one person who can save the scene, Chef Qin, who called him awesome, he played both teams away, now don't say it's a success, even the failed ones are gone, there are no challengers on the scene, do it!
While listening, the host hurriedly walked to the deck and beckoned to Qin Fen, "Hey, this buddy, can you come over and have a chat?" ”
Qin Fen withdrew his hand and turned his head to look over, a little surprised, what are you calling me to do in the show, but he heard the laughter just now, and also gave the other party a smile. Laugh at me, and ask me to come over, stop dreaming. Everyone has their first time, laughing at a fart.
"Look, Qin Fen is going to be on TV!" Song Shaoqing was excited again, which means that he completely stepped on Lao Mei just now. Cool.
"I don't think so!" Sun Yating's face is strange!
Just in front of the TV and under the expectant eyes of everyone at the scene, they were waiting for this halfway Cheng Yanjin to step into the Hall of Honor and make a success speech.
Whoosh, Chef Qin swam to the side, doing a show over there, what's his business, now the chef has an idea, go back to the boat and beat Zhang Jiang, the bastard, to death!
He didn't know at all that under the care of the cameraman, he was on fire, and the fire was a mess.
Which smile appeared on the TV and infected all the audience, "Audience friends in front of the TV, did you see it just now, I didn't expect the master to be in the folk, which one in the distance actually completed an action that we can't imagine, just now I have sent him an invitation, wait a minute, we will meet this person who makes the impossible possible!" "The host's ability to save the scene is not bad, but he also needs the cooperation of the chef.
As soon as he finished speaking, he was stupid, no, the whole audience was stupid, that smile was so nonsense, it confused everyone, Qin Fen swam all the way, and soon returned to the boat, Song Shaoqing looked at him speechlessly, and waved his hand to start the boat.
Looking at the departing yacht, the host, the judges, part-time, including many TV viewers, a mouthful of old blood almost squirted out, this show can't be pitted anymore!
Although it was a pit, that loud slap was cool, telling everyone in the world that if someone else can do it, we people in the Celestial Empire can also scare you to death! Don't you follow one? People are still passers-by. (To be continued......)
PS: Five watches, I've been in a bad state lately, so I'm slowly adjusting, and then I'm going to have a big climax in the West Sea!