After a while, Zhuang Jia was really hungry and couldn't stand it, and couldn't help but ask Li Mengnan, "Don't you have anything to eat in the car?" ”

"Coincidentally, there really is."

Li Mengnan raised his eyebrows and motioned for Zhuang Jia to open the glove box in front of the passenger seat.

Zhuang Jia hurriedly stretched out his hand to open the glove box in front of him, and his joy turned into monstrous anger in an instant.

"Li Mengnan! You're trying to trick me, aren't you? ”

Zhuang Jia angrily smashed a bag of bread that was only half gnawed, Li Mengnan's head tilted back slightly, and the bread bag flew over the tip of his nose by a millimeter, smashed into the side window, and bounced on Li Mengnan's leg.

Li Mengnan picked up the bread and put it on the platform in front of the car window, and said disapprerovitically: "Miss Zhuang, you have to be responsible when you speak - you should tell me, where did I trick you?" ”

"Here's what you've eaten!" Zhuang Jia said angrily.

"But it's food after all, isn't it?" Li Mengnan said lightly.

"Yes...... But how can you give me what you eat leftovers, isn't that a ......" Zhuang Jia was ashamed and annoyed, and couldn't say the words "indirect kissing" for a long time.

"At this time, there is still a psychological cleanliness fetish, it seems that you are still not hungry......" Li Mengnan tore open the seal of the packaging bag with one hand, took the bread in his hand and shook it in front of Zhuang Jia's eyes, "Finally, let's confirm, do you really not eat it?" ”

Originally, just watching, Zhuang Jia could barely bear it, but she could smell the sweet smell of bread, and her already hungry stomach seemed to grow countless little hands from it, pulling her internal organs desperately out, and saliva flooded her mouth like eating green plums.

"If you don't eat, if you don't eat, you won't eat!"

Zhuang Jia felt that if Li Mengnan was allowed to shake like this, her whole body would collapse, so she simply gritted her teeth, grabbed the bread and threw it out directly from the car window.

"Wow~!"

Li Mengnan whistled.

He really didn't expect Zhuang Jia to be so cruel to himself in order to resist the temptation, he didn't lie, that half of the bread was really the only thing that could be eaten in the car.

In fact, Zhuang Jia regretted it after throwing away the piece of bread, and she suddenly realized that she had done a stupid thing - the bread was Li Mengnan's leftovers, but as long as the bite marks were torn off, the remaining parts could still be eaten! While it's a bit humiliating to eat someone else's leftovers, it's better than being hungry like you are now.

Damn it! It's all to blame on that bastard Li Mengnan! If he hadn't deliberately used the leftover bread to trick himself, he wouldn't have been so dizzy that he couldn't think of this solution......

From childhood to adulthood, no matter what Zhuang Jia wants to eat, someone will bring it to her mouth in a very short time, and she has never experienced what "hunger" tastes like, and today she thoroughly understands the true meaning of such a simple word.

Life is better than death.

The pain of stomach twitching and the grievance in his heart exploded at the same time, Zhuang Jia tilted his head to the side of the window, covered his face with one hand and sobbed silently.

Zhuang Jia's crying, Li Mengnan was a little crying and laughing, in his impression, isn't it common for a girl to be hungry for a few meals occasionally, how can this eldest lady still be hungry and cry?

"Women are really troublesome creatures."

Li Mengnan sighed helplessly, suddenly leaned over and pulled the seat belt behind the co-pilot, forcibly buckled Zhuang Jia on the seat, said "sit down" and stepped on the accelerator, and the Chevrolet Camaro he was driving rushed out like a sudden acceleration of yellow lightning.

"Ahh Li Mengnan, what are you doing? You are crazy? ”

A strong feeling of back thrust pressed Zhuang Jia on the seat, and seeing the speed of the car on the dashboard approaching 200 miles, she was so frightened that her face turned white, her eyes were closed and she screamed.

Li Mengnan didn't answer her, a smile of unknown meaning hung on the corner of his mouth, and after pressing the horn a few times, he slammed the brake on the steering wheel, and the whole body hit the side of the road in a perfect drifting form.

Whew!

A brightly colored bicycle dragged a long brake mark to the side of the Camaro in a thrilling way, the front wheels were barely half a meter away from the body, and a young boy wearing an employee uniform printed with the word KFC was about to get out of the car to open his mouth to question, but was pressed to the head by Li Mengnan, who got off the car later, with a black pistol on the head.

How could the young boy want to encounter this kind of thing, subconsciously raised his hand, and said with a crying voice: "Big brother, did you recognize the wrong person?" Shall we put the gun down first? Is there a misunderstanding between us? ”

"Are you a KFC courier?" Li Mengnan glanced at the special incubator on the back of the bicycle.

"I am." Wearing work clothes, young boys can't admit it if they want to.

"That's right." Li Mengnan nodded.

The young boy was almost frightened when he heard this, this was obviously the rhythm of a headshot, and he was about to kneel down on the spot as soon as his knees were weak, but he was lifted up by Li Mengnan's shoulders.

"What's in the box?" Li Mengnan tilted his head.

"A customer ordered a set meal, a new burger, a drink...... There are also a few snacks. The young boy replied tremblingly, "Big brother, I really don't know anything, everything was given by our store manager, and I don't know what is in it at all......"

Li Mengnan opened the lid of the box, directly took out the bag inside, roughly estimated the price, took out a hundred bills casually, took off the young boy's hat, put it inside and buckled it back.

"I want this, please go back and get another one for that customer."

The young boy was probably frightened, and actually replied habitually: "This is not good, we can't sell customers' orders privately." ”

"I'm not talking to you, I'm robbing." Li Mengnan smiled, pulled down the brim of the young boy's hat, patted him on the shoulder, and said, "Dude, do you understand the robbery?" Excuse me, you're so cute, it's going to make me feel very unfulfilled......"

After that, under the blank gaze of the takeaway brother who couldn't figure out the situation at all, Li Mengnan carried the "robbed" takeaway into the carriage with a smoke, turned the head of the car and ran wildly.

Of course, Li Mengnan was not afraid that the other party would catch up on a bicycle, just to further exaggerate the tense atmosphere of "robbery".

"You...... What are you doing? ”

Zhuang Jia witnessed the whole process in the carriage, and the whole person was almost stupid.

This product is too unreasonable, it's drag racing and drifting, it's like a blockbuster action movie, but it's just to rob a takeaway brother?

"As you can see, help you find something to eat."

Li Mengnan pulled out a roasted wing from the food bag and put it in his mouth, opened the car music player casually, and twisted excitedly in the driver's seat with the energetic music.

"Do you know what you were doing? It's not a valuable thing, but you're a robbery! Just for a bag of food, are you there? ”

Zhuang Jiake doesn't care what the cause of the whole thing is, now she is going crazy, and her mind is full of the word "crime".

"Miss Zhuang, I think your understanding of crime is a little biased, I just gave the money, so from a legal point of view, I can be regarded as a forced purchase and a forced sale at most......" Li Mengnan smiled disapprerovingly.

"But you're still holding a gun to someone's head!"

What drove Zhuang Jia the most crazy was this incident, God knows where did Li Mengnan, the bastard, get the gun? Didn't he know that in Huaxia Kingdom, even using imitation guns to scare people was a very serious crime?

"Guns? Where did the guns come from? Li Mengnan deliberately lifted his coat so that Zhuang Jia could see his waist clearly, "You must be hallucinating from hunger, just like the little match that sells girls in fairy tales......"

"It's a little match girl!"

Zhuang Jia wondered, just now she saw Li Mengnan holding a pistol, why did she disappear in a blink of an eye? Could it be that I am really hallucinating from hunger?

Wrong! The illusion of hunger should also be food, how can it be a pistol? I almost got tricked by this bastard again!

"Alright, it doesn't matter if it's a robbery or a forced purchase, the most important thing is that we have something to eat, don't we?" Li Mengnan is very good at simplifying complex things.

"You're ......"

Zhuang Jia shook her head speechlessly, the twitching sensation in her stomach became more and more severe and she couldn't care so much anymore, she tore open the wrapper on the outside of the burger and took a bite, and the long-lost feeling of fullness in her stomach made her almost cry.

She never thought it would be such a blessing to have something to eat, even though it was just some junk food that had made her scoff.

The maddening hunger gradually disappeared, and Zhuang Jia was able to regain his calm thinking about what Li Mengnan had just done.

She suddenly realized that Li Mengnan could actually ignore her just now, after all, she threw away the bread handed by the other party first, but Li Mengnan still used almost ridiculous means to find food for her, and didn't really throw her there and didn't care.

This bastard...... It seems like...... Not bad people.

Zhuang Jia put down the half-eaten hamburger in his hand and looked at Li Mengnan beside him with complicated eyes.

With Li Mengnan's keen perception, even without turning his head, he noticed that Zhuang Jia was staring at him, and couldn't help but smile slightly, "What are you looking at me?" Do you suddenly think I'm handsome? ”

Zhuang Jia didn't know how Li Mengnan found out that she was peeking, her face turned red inexplicably, and she argued forcibly: "Ghosts like to look at you, don't put gold on your face!" I...... I just think you're so bored that you can play with even two chicken bones for half a day. ”

The meat on the chicken wings has been gnawed away, and at this moment, Li Mengnan is only holding two chicken bones in his mouth, spitting in and out of various tricks.

"You say this? It's really the eldest lady who doesn't know the world......" Li Mengnan took back the two bones, and he didn't know where he was hiding in his mouth, and he couldn't see it at all, "This is not called playing, this is called 'playing teeth', it is a unique skill of an ancient opera in Zhejiang Province Ninghai Pingtuo, and the face-changing skills of Sichuan opera are of the same status in the Chinese opera world, the most powerful tooth artist can play ten teeth at the same time, and I can only play four at most, just play the nature of the ticket." ”

"You can also sing?"

Li Mengnan's words made Zhuang Jia a little curious, she has seen a lot of boys who can sing pop songs, and it is the first time she has met boys who can sing, in her opinion, they should be things that only the elderly who get up early in the morning in the park will be interested in.

There is an era of entertainment in an era, and no matter how quintessential opera is, it is still too old after all, just like a fossil in the entertainment industry.

"Singing? Yes...... I guess I know a little, but I don't call it singing, I should call it learning. ”

Li Mengnan is not modest, he is really not interested in singing, what he is really interested in is the unique skills such as "playing teeth and changing faces" in various local operas.

However, his ventriloquist talent is not a decoration, although he doesn't understand what opera "reads, sings, and plays", but he simply imitates the sound, and he can still imitate a lot of so-called "famous excerpts" that can be faked and true.

"Then do you sing the part of 'Crossing the Snowfield through the Forest'?" Zhuang Jia suddenly came to a little mental, maybe she felt that she had discovered a secret of Li Mengnan.

"Are you talking about the excerpt of 'Fighting the Tiger on the Mountain' in the model play "Outwitting Tiger Mountain"?" Li Mengnan glanced at Zhuang Jia in surprise, "You still know this scene at your age?" ”

"Last year, Director Xu Da just made a movie of the same name, okay? I even contributed to one of the box offices! Zhuang Jia was very dissatisfied with Li Mengnan's eyes looking at her, as if he was much older than herself, "Besides, although I don't listen to the play, but my father is a die-hard drama fan, the full set of high-definition DVDs at home is played in circles every day, do you say I have heard of it?" ”

"Piercing through the forest and crossing the snowfield! Lyrical ambition to face the mountains......"

Li Mengnan smiled, turned off the car stereo and opened his voice, and the majestic middle-aged male voice echoed in the carriage.

As soon as she heard two sentences, Zhuang Jia suddenly changed her words and said: "Will "The White-Haired Girl" be? ”

"Shaodong, this heavy snow has closed the mountain for more than ten days, and there is no rice or firewood at home, and the pot can't be opened......"

"I asked you to sing, who told you to say it?" Zhuang Jia rolled her eyes, but Li Mengnan's vivid old voice amazed her again.

"What about Red Lantern?" Zhuang Jia increased the difficulty again.

"My cousins are countless, and they don't come ......to the door if there is no major event," Li Mengnan opened his mouth to come.

"Wow~! You're going crazy, you can even sing with a female voice? I feel that you sing better than the Yu Gang who came out of the CCTV Streamer Avenue......"

Zhuang Jia was really shocked, she thought that she had just accidentally dug up a little secret of Li Mengnan, but she didn't want to dig up an unimaginable gold mine with a hoe.

Li Mengnan waved his hand modestly, indicating that the female voice was under no pressure, if he wasn't afraid of shattering the glass in the sealed compartment, he could have another dolphin sound at the height of Vitas.

"You really surprised me, how did you develop this skill?"

Although Zhuang Jia is a dance professional, she is also half an insider in vocal music, but she can hear the mystery in the opera excerpts sung by Li Mengnan before.

Li Mengnan's singing voice is not as simple as the original, but a restoration in the true sense, and even the singer's unique voice is perfectly imitated.

"Riding wolves, herding sheep, singing mountain songs and playing hooligans...... Our children who grew up on the grassland, how can they still need to practice deliberately, just shout two voices when they are herding sheep every day. ”

Li Mengnan really can't explain the talent, this is probably the special plug-in that God randomly loads on everyone, just like the vast majority of girls can easily open a "one-word horse" under a simple "exercise".

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Zhuang Jia is not stupid, of course she can hear that Li Mengnan is perfunctory to her, but she can actually understand that the control of the voice can reach Li Mengnan's Cheng dù, which is not something that can be achieved by hard work alone, and talent cannot be envied.

"Li Mengnan, you have this ability, why don't you go to the entertainment industry and try it?" With Li Mengnan's imitation show alone, it is not too easy to be a popular variety show guest.

"It can only be said that everyone has their own ambitions." Li Mengnan guessed that Zhuang Jia would ask this question, because it was not the first person to ask this, "For me, performing on stage is just to relax, in short, it is to play by yourself and entertain the audience by the way...... But if it becomes a profession to make a living, it becomes playing with myself to entertain the audience, and it makes me feel like I live a tragic life. ”

Zhuang Jia tilted his head, Li Mengnan's answer was as nonsense as ever, but if you think about it, it seems that there is still a little bit of inexplicable life philosophy hidden in vulgar sentences, giving people an extremely strange sense of dissonance.

"You seem to want to get into the entertainment industry?" Li Mengnan could hear that Zhuang Jia's tone had risen significantly when he mentioned the words "entertainment industry".

"Every girl has a dream of stardom." Zhuang Jia's answer was vague, but it was also clear.

"Really?" Li Mengnan had heard of this statement, but after all, he was not a woman, so he couldn't verify the authenticity of this statement, "Then why don't you go?" With your father's financial resources, it is not difficult for you to enter the entertainment industry at all......"

In fact, the affairs of the entertainment industry are similar to those of the United States running for parliament, as long as the personal conditions can reach the basic line, the rest is completely dependent on money, in this regard, Zhuang Jia has an innate advantage.

"Since you know that my dad is Zhuang Dacang, you should know that my dad used to be a farmer and had no culture, so he was also very old-fashioned, and he always thought that women in the entertainment industry were not serious women, so he also resolutely opposed me entering the entertainment industry."

Zhuang Jia is very frank about her origin, obviously she is not ashamed to talk about her hometown like some girls who go to the city from the countryside, and this attitude of not forgetting her roots makes Li Mengnan appreciate her a little more.

"Actually, your father's words are not wrong from a certain point of view, although women in the entertainment industry may not be serious women, but women who are too serious will definitely not be in the entertainment industry."

The trickster was originally half of the entertainment industry, but the entertainment industry at that time did not have the lofty name it is now.

Zhuang Jia glanced at Li Mengnan unexpectedly, in the past, she always got comfort and encouragement when she talked about her ideals to other boys, and Li Mengnan was the first boy to splash cold water on her face without any scruples.

Probably this is the so-called "no desire is rigid", it seems that this bastard really doesn't have any special thoughts about her.

"I suddenly thought you and my dad would be able to talk." Zhuang Jia snorted.