Chapter 32: The Toilet

Now that he has come out, there is no reason to retreat, Chu Liang shook the folding fan as much as possible to make himself look less cramped: "My Chu family bid eight hundred..."

Mo Zhizhou smiled, Xing Lao also smiled, both intentionally or unintentionally stroked their beards, the Chu family, the entire big family in Ningzhou These two goblins can be counted with their fingers, and there is no Chu family in Ningzhou at all.

Dongming was dissatisfied, and shook Xing Lao's arm: "Master, you are cheating, cheating, this game is not counted..."

Xing Lao ignored him, but kept squinting at Qiao Yue on the high platform, judging from his experience, Qiao Yue would definitely not be a simple woman, the spies in the house would not deceive people, the old lady and the old man of the Ye family had already escaped, and the Ye family, which had already fallen apart, miraculously survived in Qiao Yue's hands.

She fished and fished the people of a mansion, did she know that there would be today from the time she stepped into the Ye Mansion? The people in Quanningzhou City thought that they were going to donate a cold donation, and the scene was already extremely hot, what the hell was Situ Xin doing, was it because of this woman, not only gave up the fat of the Ye family, but also tried his best to please him.

Did Lu Menglou and Ye Junsheng escape, or were they killed by this so-called Mrs. Ye Jiaxin? This thought suddenly appeared in his mind, and Xing Laodu was so frightened that he subconsciously avoided Qiao Yue's gaze from Qiao Yue, who was looking at him on the high platform.

Who is she? There has never been anything in this world for no reason, he doesn't believe that Qiao Yue is really just a simple singer as rumored.

The old hunchbacked servant crawled out of the crowd in the hall with all his might, and climbed up to the second floor panting, but he didn't have time to say goodbye, so he leaned into Xing Lao's ear and said, "Master, the eldest young master is back!" ”

"What?" Xing Lao turned to look at him: "Where is Zheng'er, he is acting so recklessly, he has been in the belly of a dog all these years, let him come to see me quickly." ”

As he spoke, his face was dignified, completely different from the usual appearance of some old naughty boys, and the coercion of the long-standing position was released a little, which frightened the legs of the old servant in front of him.

The old servant said: "The eldest young master will arrive later, and he is accompanying the righteous son of the household department Shangshu to rush here..."

"Situ Xin's righteous son?" Xing Lao was puzzled: "But this year's new champion?" ”

"Exactly... Exactly..."The old servant looked left and right, pulled Xing Lao to the room, closed the door and said in a hurry: "There is also Lord Yushi with him..."

"Wei Zheng? What did he come to do? The capital is thousands of miles away, and he is not afraid of his old bones falling apart, what kind of excitement did he follow, but what happened in the capital? ”

Xing Lao's brows were squeezed into a pile, Wei Zheng and he were both old ministers who returned to their hometowns at the same time, and they were both re-announced by Emperor Wude with a holy decree last year.

"Bell...", at this time, the gong on the high platform finally sounded, and Qiao Yue's crisp voice came through the doors and windows: "The No. 23 shop of the Ye family belongs to Chu Gongzi, and then the second item will be sold..."

The old servant subconsciously turned his head to look outside, and then said carefully: "The eldest young master also said, let us stand on the side of Mrs. Ye today..."

There was another "bell", and a teacup that Xing Lao had just picked up accidentally fell to the ground, but there was a thick smile on his face: "She is really not an ordinary singer..."

Haha laughed, and he didn't even ask why his eldest son Xing Zheng and Wei Zheng, the old immortals, went to Ningzhou.

Regarding Qiao Yue, it seems that the clouds have been cleared in an instant, and his worries in the past few days have not been in vain, at least he has not offended Qiao Yue as stupidly as the Huang family, even Wei Zheng, the old immortal, has to come from thousands of miles stupidly, it is conceivable that this Qiao Yue must have a good background.

He squeaked open the door, in good spirits, as if he was more than ten years younger all of a sudden, his wrinkled eyes were glowing, he didn't know what Qiao Yue was going to sell this time, and he opened his mouth and shouted: "Two hundred..."

The voice was very loud, the identity was different, and naturally it attracted the attention of the audience in an instant, and he could even hear the click of his neck twisting in the dead silence scene.

Qiao Yue looked up, with a smile on her face, as if it was really funny, she looked at Xing Lao, gave a squatting salute, and said: "The form of toilet invented by the Ye family, Xing Lao bid two hundred..."

Two hundred, what is the concept, the fertile land around Ningzhou City can buy at least 50 acres, and if it is a little worse, it is not a problem to buy 100 acres.

"What, it's a toilet bowl at all?"

His face darkened in an instant, and he spent two hundred yuan to buy a toilet, which is really a big joke in the world, and then he looked at Qiao Yue, who looked like a fairy, and looked at him with a smile, and he laughed again.

Anyway, this time Qiao Yue is selling a piece of shit, and he has to pay a sky-high price, not to please Qiao Yue, but to believe his son's sentence "This time we are on the side of Mrs. Ye Family".

Before the people below came back to their senses and began to laugh, he stiffened his neck and shouted: "Mrs. Ye's magical old man has seen it, he has become a poem, he reaches out to catch fish, and he can take the toilet here to sell, the old man believes that it is not an ordinary product, the old man bid two hundred yuan, and today's interest is caused by it, if Mrs. Ye can still write another poem according to the situation, the old man will add another two hundred yuan..."

Obviously, this is putting gold on his face, Taifu is Taifu, but it is not comparable to ordinary people, although he made a joke, but after he remedied it, the atmosphere was different in an instant, and the people who were holding back and wanted to laugh below didn't think it was funny, maybe it was really a treasure, the Ye family was not so poor that they wanted to sell toilets, since they took it out, just like Xing Lao said, it must not be ordinary.

Qiao Yue glanced around at everyone, today she is the master, since Xing Lao has made a request, naturally there is no reason for hypocrisy, and said softly: "Then the folk women will be ugly, this charity sale is a toilet, it is a little indecent to use the toilet as a poem, the ancients Yunfeng is not a Wu and does not live, and this thing is made of the sycamore, so the folk women take the sycamore as a poem, I don't know what Xing Lao thinks?" ”

Face is given to each other, it is obvious that Qiao Yue is giving him a step, Xing Lao has another burst of appreciation for Qiao Yue in his heart, and there is a trace of expectation, Qiao Yue dares to respond, which means that she will definitely be able to make poems, and the poems must not be bad, otherwise she will be embarrassed by herself.

Thinking about the news brought by the old servant, the more Xing Lao looked at Qiao Yue, the more interesting he felt, and said: "The tree is a sycamore, the phoenix is perched, the barrel is wood, and the phoenix perch, haha... Just this sentence, the toilet made by Mrs. Ye should be sold at a sky-high price. ”

Xing Lao, who is only eight buckets tall, is different when he speaks, the toilet has become a sycamore, and the person who sits on the toilet has naturally become a phoenix, this thing has a meaning, the indecent thing has changed, and the local chicken has become a phoenix, everyone's hearts are bright, and they are holding back a sentence in their hearts: "This toilet is really extraordinary..."

Qiao Yue's mind turned, where would she write any poems, it was just that she memorized a lot of poems in the black stone, and there were really a lot of poems about Wutong, so she didn't need to think about it, she opened her mouth and said, "The court is in addition to an ancient tong, and it is shrugging into the clouds." The branches welcome the birds of the north and the south, and the leaves send the wind to and fro. ”

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