"Hiccup!."

In the bustling and noisy night, a figure staggered down the street, dressed in ordinary clothes, with a disgusting smell of alcohol, which made passers-by take a detour.

"Vomit ......"

Jiang Jun held the telephone pole with one hand and patted his chest lightly, trying to relieve his discomfort.

Recalling the scene in the hotel just now, Jiang Jun couldn't help but sigh with palpitations, these people are really good at drinking, especially that Brother Zhao, who can fight with Jiang Jun again.

"It seems that my alcohol consumption really needs to grow." Jiang Jun muttered.

The car didn't drive, and after vomiting for a while, Jiang Jun took a taxi and rushed back in the direction of home. Because there is another thing at home that is even more of a headache for Jiang Jun. For example, Lu Xiaoru.

I haven't been home for two days, and Lu Xiaoru probably doesn't know how to clean herself up......

Walking to the door, Jiang Jun gently pushed open the door and found that it was dark inside. Difficult road: Xiaoru is not at home? Jiang Jun shook his dizzy head and walked towards his room with luck.

"Smack!"

The lights in the room suddenly turned on in an instant. Lu Xiaoru was sitting on the sofa on the side, looking at Jiang Jun without saying a word.

Especially when Lu Xiaoru smelled Jiang Jun's wine, she looked at Jiang Jun with a gloomy face.

"You, you haven't slept yet......" Jiang Jun said with a straight tongue......

"Well, there is really something going on in my unit, and I called you, and you agreed." Jiang Jun saw that Lu Xiaoru didn't speak, Jiang Jun knew that things had become strict, and he was afraid that he would have to clean up after a meal. , but still whispered to defend himself......

"No, I'm telling the truth, I almost didn't tire me out after a night of work last night."

"Oh?" Lu Xiaoru finally spoke. Although he only said the word "oh", it made Jiang Jun happy.

"Is that how you work overtime? It's all on the wine table......" Lu Xiaoru said in a weird manner.

Jiang Jun scratched his head and said with a smile: "That's not to blame...... Uh......" Before he could finish speaking, he pounced and fell to the ground.

The snoring sounded, and the deafening snoring almost didn't annoy Lu Xiaoru.

Lu Xiaoru slowly stood up from the sofa, kicked Jiang Jun with her foot and said, "Okay, don't pretend, I won't clean you up." ”

Jiang Jun was still lying on the ground, motionless. If Jiang Jun was sober, I am afraid that after hearing this, he would definitely stand up immediately. It's a pity that Jiang Jun really fell asleep. I slept for a few hours in two days, but Jiang Jun was really tired enough.

Lu Xiaoru looked at Jiang Jun quietly, angry and distressed in her heart.

"That's it, my mother owes you all her life. That's not bad anymore. Lu Xiaoru looked at the food on the table, and she didn't know how many times it had been hot.

grabbed one of Jiang Jun's hands and dragged it towards Jiang Jun's house. It's strange to say, Lu Xiaoru's small body is only a hundred pounds, and she actually dragged Jiang Jun from the gate to the bed in a daze.

While throwing Jiang Jun on the bed, Lu Xiaoru also sat on the bed. Gasping for air.

"You drink at night, and the old lady has to clean up the battlefield for you" Lu Xiaoru muttered as she stood up and began to slowly remove Jiang Jun's coat.

Suddenly, Lu Xiaoru only felt a huge force coming, and then she fell to the bed in a daze, and the direction of the fall happened to be in Jiang Jun's arms.

The warm fragrant nephrite was in his arms, but Jiang Jun didn't have the look of enjoyment that should have appeared. Instead, there was a look of pain. Because Lu Xiaoru's arm was just on his chest.

"Ah!!h Jiang Jun shouted, and the strength of the wine in his body was suddenly replaced by pain.

Lu Xiaoru hurriedly stood up and asked nervously, "Are you okay......

Jiang Jun could feel that the organs on his face were twisted together, and after a long pause, he said with difficulty: "That stupid X said, drunk and disorderly, this TM is drunk and beaten." ”

Lu Xiaoru was amused by Jiang Jun's words, and her depressed mood for two days was swept away.

"The old lady won't ...... with you," Lu Xiaoru said and stopped here, her little face turned red. Some of the long fluffy hair, under the illumination of the light, is full of another beauty.

"You're so pretty!!" Jiang Jun stared at Lu Xiaoru and said blankly.

"Cut, flim tongue. I can tell you, don't think that's all there is to it, invite me to dinner tomorrow night. I'm going to eat 10 skewers of kidneys tomorrow......" Lu Xiaoru said with scarlet lips.

The corners of Jiang Jun's mouth couldn't help twitching, and he muttered, "Why did these words change their flavor when they came out of your mouth?" ”

"What did you say?" Lu Xiaoru said with a stern face.

"I didn't ...... It's nothing, I just want to waist. ”

"Oh. Hey? Who is the waist? Lu Xiaoru's face pulled, and she hit Jiang Jun's head fiercely.

Jiang Jun was confused by Lu Xiaoru like this, Nima, what's the situation......

"Waist, it's not anyone, it's not you who just ......"

Before Jiang Jun finished speaking, he saw Lu Xiaoru shining on Jiang Jun's head again. "Ask me what to say, you explain it to me......"

"I ......"

Looking at Lu Xiaoru, who was ready to do it at any time, Jiang Jun immediately swallowed the words that came to his mouth. subconsciously touched his head that was a little painful after being beaten by Lu Xiaoru just now.

"What are you doing?" Lu Xiaoru looked at Jiang Jun rubbing his head and said coldly.

"Nothing...... I just want to rub ......."

"Smack." Before Jiang Jun was prepared at all, he suddenly felt a pain in his head, and looked at Lu Xiaoru's hand that was still raised in mid-air, Jiang Jun understood that he had been beaten again.

"Who is Rourou?" Lu Xiaoru's face became very gloomy.

"Kneading is, kneading......" Jiang Jun said pitifully. Who would have thought that the manager who was invincible in the Shengshi store would be bullied by his girlfriend so much at home.

"What do you ask the old lady about......" Lu Xiaoru looked at Jiang Jun's head again. Then he pinched his waist and said.

"It's not anyone, it's me...... Ah...... Okay, I can't explain it to you......" Jiang Jun scratched his head a little frantically: "Okay, I don't have time to talk to you here, my head hurts to death." You get out of here, I want to feel ......."

After speaking, Jiang Jun also gave Lu Xiaoru a serious look, signaling Lu Xiaoru that you can leave.

"Bang Dang!!"

Lu Xiaoru kicked over the stool on the side and pounced on Jiang Jun's body in one fell swoop. Scratching and scratching ......

"Who is Juejue, surnamed Jiang, if you don't explain it to my mother, you won't want to sleep well at night."

Jiang Jun wanted to cry without tears, and even had the heart to die...... Is this still a human life......

After a long time, when Lu Xiaoru left, Jiang Jun's body was already covered with all kinds of small marks, including scratch marks and tooth marks......

Leaning against the gate, Lu Xiaoru exhaled a long breath and muttered, "Finally relieved." Hee-hee. It seems that the jokes on TV are still relatively practical. ”

If Jiang Jun heard this, I am afraid that he would be eager to find a piece of tofu and kill him