Chapter 103 Marry or Die

Ten years of nirvana, Shen Ming has learned too many unimaginable stunts, his dynamic vision can judge the attack method in advance through the amplitude of the opponent's muscle contraction; He can find the sniper's position, gun type, and even the type of ammunition used in a hundred mixed sources of fire. He can crawl in the extreme cold for 3 days with a fixed posture, like a stone.

But he still made a common-sense mistake, that is, the charm in front of him doesn't look like a girl who can take a shower in 25 minutes, just her waist-length twisted long braids, take it apart and wash it, and then wipe it dry, God knows how long?

Not to mention, at this moment, she has just finished practicing morning exercises, and she is sweating fragrantly, so she always has to wash her white, right?

"Are you going to break through your physical limits again today?" Shen Ming wanted to cry but couldn't shed tears, and he really didn't know what to do for a while. Speaking of which, as the only girl in the four ghosts of heaven and earth, this charm has only been in her teens for ten years, and she usually wears loose Tang clothes and doesn't think so, but now that she looks at it this way, she has simply forged this body into a sharp steel knife, just like the wheat-colored version of Chunli in Street Fighter without clothes.

Shen Ming didn't know if he had watched the White Tiger for too long, or if the hot spring was too hot, and the nosebleeds were about to come out.

"Alas, a pair of burdensome, I feel that I have grown up again, obviously I don't drink milk anymore, why can't I stop?" In the hot spring pool, Mei sighed and stroked the two spheres on his chest, the size of 34E is really a pair of burdens for people who practice martial arts. Moreover, even if you can practice again, the main component of your breasts is still fat, which is difficult to use as a source of force drive, which will only affect the efficiency of your moves.

"Don't touch the girl...... I'm going to die!! The gentle and stimulating picture of Shen Mingshui made his heart beat too fast, which had already severely affected the performance of the rest dive.

Just when Shen Ming had no good plan, from the courtyard wall of the towering rockery, an egret jumped over the rock courtyard wall of the hot spring, flew over, and stood in the hot spring pool.

"Panda? Did you come to the hot springs too? The voice of the charm was as happy as that of a little girl, this egret was a pet in the prince's palace, and it always looked arrogant, and it was not afraid of people. Not only can you feed it with your bare hands, but you also like to soak in hot springs, and I heard that you can also flush the water after going to the bathroom by yourself, which is just like Chopper who eats everyone's fruit in One Piece.

"Quack!" Pan Da spread her wings, brushed her feathers with the pointed beak and dipped her in the hot spring water, and looked disdainful at the smooth girl in front of her.

", get out of here, stupid bird!" Shen Ming looked at the two slender bird's feet beside him, and roared angrily in his heart, especially when the bird's beak poked into the water one by one, it was about to touch him.

Even in the turbid waters, the egret can clearly lock on to the small fish under the water, and then use its long sharp beak to peck at the fish to pick up and eat the fish.

When Pan Da, who had cleaned his feathers, looked down, he suddenly saw an 18-centimeter-long fish swaying defiantly in a black mass of aquatic grass under the water. This fish is quite arrogant, the whole body is tense, and it looks like a snake, but it should taste good?

Pan Da snapped his beak, and suddenly the bird's head plunged into the water, only one percent of the predation speed later......

"Ah!!!h Shen Ming couldn't hold it back any longer, and jumped out of the water screaming.

"Bastard brute! Where are you pecking? ! See if I don't pluck your hair and make a roast chicken! Shen Ming was so painful that tears came out, holding his bird with one hand and the big bird in front of him with the other.

Pan Da's neck was grabbed, quacking and snorting his wings, and he kept saying in bird language, "You're a big man!" You're better than! ”

One person and one bird were so happy that Shen Ming forgot that there was another person in the pool, until a voice asked, "What are you doing?!" Only then did Shen Ming remember that he was bare-assed!

"Listen to me, things are not what you think!" Shen Ming let go of the damn bird and turned around intently holding his bird.

"Don't turn around! Perverted! Mei almost screamed, Shen Ming could only twist his neck to speak, wondering why the way he opened a copy today was not very right, why the charm of that kung fu body, but his cheeks were red, and his timid and timid eyes were shining with tears, "What did you see in the water!" ”

"Didn't see anything!" Shen Ming told the biggest lie in his life.

"Liar!" Mei stood up from the water with a bath towel, picked up the bright silver spear by the pool, and pressed it straight against the back of Shen Ming's neck

"Okay...... I admit it...... I saw a white tiger. "Death is death, Shen Ming is out, as long as his legs and feet are fast enough, he will not have no chance of life at all.

"You...... And sure enough, you saw it. Shen Ming, who thought it would be a fruit battle, didn't expect that the charm holding the spear would cry loudly, turn around and run out of the hot spring with the spear, leaving Shen Ming standing alone in the pool and wondering and buttoning his cheeks.

"This is the wrong way to open a dungeon, isn't it? What's the situation? When he was puzzled, a lump of white goo fell on his head.

Fingers scratched and looked, "! Bird poop! ”

"Quack!" Pan Da, who had been above Shen Ming's head, scolded in bird language, "Are you better than ......"

Shen Ming had to wash it again, which was considered to be on the same page as this cheap bird named Pan Da, and he must taste the taste of roasted egrets when he finds an opportunity.

Until breakfast, Shen Ming still didn't see the charm who fled in shame, and even if he did, he didn't know how to face this girl who was looked down on by himself. But on second thought, isn't your ass also being looked at? It's not too much of a loss, is it? After all, it's a person who practices martial arts, so there's no need to be so twisting, right?

The Thai housekeeper made a table of sumptuous breakfast, and the porridge with the smell of firewood hot pot made Xiao Yi's index finger move, the air in this rural place is good and quiet, Xiao Yi does not choose a bed at all and sleeps until dawn.

Feng Quan was more interested in sandwich breakfast, which was scorned by the young master who had been in the old Feng's house for a long time.

The village chief of Zhenting didn't seem to sleep well, he was a little haggard, thinking about it, he was old, and someone wanted to take his head, and sleeping well was heartless.

"Will you eat this?" Sitting around the round table, Feng Quan pointed to a chocolate pudding in front of Shen Ming.

"Take it and eat it." Shen Ming waved his hand with concern, and asked tentatively, "Why don't you see the charm?" I don't know if I ate it. ”

"Big brother, although I am a parallel import, I am also the young master of the old Feng family, Mei is just one of my subordinates, what do I care about her?" Feng Quan said while eating pudding.

"Your old Feng family is mysterious enough, so many rules are annoying, right?" Shen Ming began to spy relentlessly.

"You have to sit in order when you try to eat, and you have to talk about the rules of leaving the elders for big dishes when you eat? If you don't have an egg, it hurts to death, and your egg will break. Feng Quan finally found someone to complain about, as if he had opened the conversation.

"Is it that exaggerated?" Xiao Yi also joined the discussion.

"Exaggerated? We girls are not allowed to eat with boys, and we are absolutely patriarchal and inferior to the feudal remnants of the old society, that is, us. Feng Quan was serious.

"Then what if the girl of your old Feng family is seen by a man?" Shen Ming suddenly came up with such a sentence.

"Hehe, then even if you lose your virginity, losing your virginity is a big deal in the old Feng family, if the man is not married, it's okay, just marry him as a wife, if the man doesn't want or already has a wife, hehe, it's possible to dip the pig cage, ride a wooden donkey, and Ling Chi." Feng Quan sneered.

"It's so terrible, can't you kill that man as if nothing happened?" Xiao Yi proposed another solution.

"How is that possible? Chastity is the same thing as a bag, do you think that if you reseal it, it will be the original? In the old Feng family, except for my father, no man can be polygamous, and the men in the family will basically be arranged to marry immediately after they become adults, so women must protect their chastity, if they are seen by other men, it is probably a dead word. Feng Quan was by no means alarmist, and he swallowed his saliva wildly.

"What the virtuous nephew said is not true, what the old Feng family is doing is the business of eliminating disasters for others, and it is inevitable to tear their clothes on the battlefield, if the rules are so dead, how can there be a girl who dares to come out and do things?" The village chief of Zhenting said with a smile.

"It's true that the rules are dead, and people are alive, so the girl of the old Feng family, even if the chest exposure point is seen, basically the family rules are turned a blind eye and passed sloppily." Feng Quan's heart relaxed, "But if you see the 'little sister', you must die......"

"......" Shen Ming's face was the same as eating poop.

Just as everyone was eating, Mei Zheng was holding a spear in his arms and crying silently in the quilt, "Dad...... Mother, the child is not filial, and he has not yet avenged the two, but he was naked by the enemy's comrades and lost his virginity. What should I do? Father, mother, teach the children how to do it......"

The bad guys are all wrong, and it's useless to regret it. Shen Ming packed his luggage and mood, and carried the Mosin Nagant sniper rifle that had been sprayed into camouflage to find Zhenting who was painting.

"Are you going out hunting?" Feng Quan, who looked at this outfit, smiled with satisfaction, and the charming eyes standing behind him became complicated.

"I've tried my best to improve my guns, but there's still a gap between them and the mountain ghost's equipment, so I need help." Shen Ming calmly admitted his shortcomings.

"Am I not human?" Xiao Yi on the side patted Shen Ming's shoulder and said.

"You can't, at least not this time." Shen Ming shook his head and said.

"Do you look down on me?" Xiao Yi is not in a beautiful mood.

"It has nothing to do with not looking down, this is the difference in parameters, I estimate that he is a killer who can complete 2 kilometers of sniping, and the maximum controllable range of my modified Mosin Nagant is only 1500 meters. With this 500-meter gap, I need someone to help me distract the mountain ghost, and even take the initiative to attract the mountain ghost, which requires that person to have the ability to have flexible mobility in the mountains, and even fly the eaves and walk on the wall.

You have potential, but you're not mature. Shen Ming sighed.

"Light work? Do you need help from a Thai butler? "The village chief of Zhenting was slightly embarrassed.

"Of course, the butler is the best candidate, but after all, the old man is too old, and hunting is a tough and extremely physically demanding battle, so he is not suitable. There are only two ideal people in my heart, one for him and one for her. Shen Ming looked sideways at Feng Quan, and there was Mei.

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