Su Jingxian was taken aback and was about to call his younger brother, but found that his younger brother had been rushed out of the hut with a large swarm of flies, he hurriedly supported his crumbling brother and patted him on the back so that he could vomit more smoothly.

The little boy finally stopped vomiting, opened his teary eyes and looked at Yun Zheng and said, "Are you sure Du Fu lives in the latrine?" ”

With this sentence, Yun Zheng's bad feelings towards this child disappeared in an instant, and he said to the little boy sincerely: "Trick you to go to the toilet, this is my habit, before, there was a monk carved a few words on the stone, and he could only see the first two words, if you want to see what he wrote, you must climb a very big stone, I admire this monk, so I climbed up, I wanted to see what unfathomable revelation the monk wrote, and it turned out to be "the reincarnation of grains", There are also yellow and white things excreted by the monks, so that I didn't dare to breathe in Baiyun Mountain for a long time, so ah, I will never let go if I can trick others into going to the toilet to be nauseous. ”

The little boy not only didn't get angry, but clapped his palms and smiled: "It makes sense, it does make sense, if you are unlucky, you must let others try the unlucky thing, so that you will be more comfortable, it is indeed a high theory, big brother, do you say yes or no?" ”

Su Jingxian didn't answer, he was retching, the little boy tried to use two words just now It was too disgusting......

"My name is Su Shi, I don't know what your name is!" Seeing that the eldest brother was nauseated, the little boy smiled more and more happily, and reported to Yun Zheng about his home.

Yun Zheng sighed and said, "You must know my name, but you don't know how that woman will arrange me." You guess what, I've leaked too many joints. ”

Su Jingxian looked dazed, their family had just moved from Meishan to Chengdu Mansion, and it was only the third day today, but it was because Shi Yanfu and Chen Gongmei were invited here, plus the death of their grandparents, in order to prevent their father from seeing things sadly, they came to Chengdu Mansion. I don't know anyone here.

Su Shi's eyes blinked, and he suddenly smiled and said: "I have a relative who came from Baiyun Mountain last year, and she said that there was a black-hearted villain in Dousha County who always bullied her, so she had to run to Meishan to hide, that person can't be you, right?" But judging by what you just did, it's very similar. ”

Yun Zheng shook his head and said: "The black-hearted guy is called Xiao Wugen, it's not me, guess it, can that dead girl forget about me as a high-spirited person?" ”

Su Jingxian suddenly interjected: "Could it be that you are Yun Zheng?" Lan Lan said that you also have a younger brother who is very smart, even stronger than Xiao Shi. It's true? ”

Su Shi laughed and said, "My mother said that I was the smartest. In the future, it will be enough to look at me and the rest will not be enough. How does Yun Er compare with me, do you say that Yun Da is it? ”

Yun Zheng shook his head and said, "You will be abused to death by Yun Er." ”

"It can't be! I'm going to go and compete with Yun Er now, where is your home? ”

"Just paddle to the edge of a pond full of lotus flowers, and walk a hundred and ten feet to the left. There is a big room in the bushes, that is my house, Yun Er is sleeping, he has the gas to get up, you should be careful. ”

Yun Zheng kindly informed the two brothers of the Su family of the location of his house, Yun Er's life was too lazy, this was not suitable, if Su Shi was brought over, maybe it could stimulate this guy's competitiveness, this guy was very competitive when he was in school before. Strive for the first place everywhere, and now it is estimated that it is unbearable to feel that the height is unbearable, and the world is full of stupid people except for the big brother, and the rest are all stupid, and there is no motivation to move forward. Now that he finds that Da Song also has great talents, with his temperament, of course he will not be indifferent.

"You're not going?" Su Shi looked at Yun Zheng suspiciously and asked.

"Don't go back, if I'm here, you lose too ugly, Lanlan will blame me when you turn around, it's too cost-effective, you go by yourself." Seeing that a trembling old man was looking for his boat everywhere, Yun Zheng hurriedly urged the Su family brothers to row away quickly.

Seeing the figures of the two brothers disappearing among the lotus leaves, the old man also found his own boat, and Yun Zheng went to the back of the woods with his hands behind his back to see Du Fu's thatched cottage.

The thatched hut in front of me is magnificent and surprising, where is there a little bit of Du Fu's sad scene, the golden grass on the roof, reflecting the golden light in the sun, the furnishings in the house are also extremely luxurious, the antique case is just a few days, the bricks are also laid with thick carpets, there are tourists weaving inside, and the singer's clear singing voice is lingering among the woods, grandma's, if Du Fu has these belongings, why is it that "the bedside house leaks without a dry place, and the rain feet are like hemp and not broken." ”

Big Bear? Yun Zheng suddenly saw an old acquaintance, he was bowing down to welcome guests at the door of Du Fu's house, and other teapots were calling grandpa, he was good, and opening his mouth was a poem by Du Fu.

"Oh, Mei Shu Xu will eat with Zhu Lao, and Song Gao is going to talk to Ruan Sheng. Liu Weng came at a good time, the summer is scorching, it is a good time to use green plum to cook wine on heroes, your opponent Zhang Weng is prepared today, just cleaned his mouth with ice water, is waiting for you to go over to fight tea, today is waiting for you two to drink tea is Mei Niang, the pair of slender jade hands poured tea, the fragrance of tea has not arrived, the fragrance of the beauty has been dark...... I just don't know how long Liu Weng can stay today? ”

Seeing that the big bear was almost half-carried and half-supported to get the thin old pervert who had been hollowed out by wine into the cottage, Yun Zheng found that there was a line of small words next to the four black lacquered characters in the huge Du Fu thatched cottage, which said Lingxi Pavilion Branch.

Yun Zheng's hands and feet are numb, Hua Niang is too ruthless, it is said that there are three broken thatched houses here, since he told Sù Hua Niang to do business must be combined with culture, so that he can have a head, I didn't expect Hua Niang to combine so simply, spent a lot of money here to rebuild Du Fu's thatched cottage, and opened a brothel to Du Fu's house, and it was really closely integrated with culture.

"Oh yes, it's really the door of the Dongwu Wanli boat, there are guests from afar, I don't know if you have a good girl, or want to come in and find a lovely person to drink and talk, not a villain bragging......"

Hearing the big bear's gong-like voice, Yun Zheng had a layer of white sweat on his back, and the green shirt was immediately soaked, while he was not discovered by the big bear, it was better to leave early, the business of the brothel at noon was like this, God knows what the scene was at night.

When I came, I took a boat, and when I went back, I could only go under the sun, damn Meng Chang, there were wood hibiscus planted on both sides of the road, this thing can't be used for shade at all, the road is full of sunshine, Yun Zheng picked a big lotus leaf from the river and put it on his head and still can't make himself cooler, and now he regrets that he deceived the Su brothers and rowed away the boat, but in fact, he was grabbed by the old man, that is, the matter of two copper coins, why bother to let himself suffer like this.

The roar of the distant Zhizhi was playing with his life, which made Yun Zheng even more irritable, and finally supported him to get home, took off his clothes and lay on the recliner shirtless, shouting loudly for bacon to bring ice water for himself.

A white and tender little hand appeared in front of Yun Zheng, looking at the sour plum soup jar still hanging with water droplets, Yun Zheng pulled it aside without thinking about it and continued to shout bacon.

If the things that this little hand took over could be drunk, it would be hell, Su Shi's temperament of liking people has not changed in his old age, and he still expects to be so kind now?

It's still good to bacon, Yun Zheng poured the things he brought into his mouth without looking at it, even if it was poison, he poured a big pot of sour plum soup, and finally saved his life.

"Liar! Thief! "The words that come out of the mouth of a young pink boy have a special shocking power. No need to ask, this guy lost to Yun Er.

"What? Not Yun Er's opponent? What are you comparing? Endorsement, arithmetic, or poetry? ”

"Obviously you stole the boat, tricked my brother and me into going up to top the tank for you, and was chased and killed by that old man for a long time!"

"Tell me clearly, what are you comparing to? How many did you lose? Or did you lose them all? ”

"We don't know how to endorse each other, we don't know how to compose poetry, arithmetic is nonsense, how can there be such a stupid family, while pouring water into the pool, pumping water outside, this is a fool's business."

"That's arithmetic, losing on the way? You don't care if that family is stupid or not, it's even more stupid to put chickens and rabbits in a cage to calculate the feet, arithmetic is like this, your family's arithmetic is not as good as my family's arithmetic, let your family take advantage, when your father taught you, he taught Yun Er by the way, and when I taught Yun Er, I will also teach you by the way, which is a big loss, ask your father if he is willing. ”

Yun Zheng is very satisfied with this result, and it should be such a result, Yun Er's arithmetic foundation is not comparable to the Great Song Dynasty, even if he is the top demon, the society has not developed to that Cheng dù, and the current arithmetic is not much of a problem for Yun Er.

turned his head to look around, but didn't find Su Jingxian, so he asked Su Shi: "Where is your eldest brother?" ”

"My eldest brother is home, go and tell Sister Lanlan that you are here, my house is not far away, I heard Sister Lanlan say that your buns are delicious, Yun Er plans to invite me to eat, Sister Bacon is steaming buns, obviously it is a cooking cake with filling, why are it called buns?"

Yun Zheng stared at a few white pockmarks on Su Shi's nose and said with a smile: "The fillings are all wrapped in dough, what is it called if it is not called a bun?" Eat more later, bring some more when you go home, Yun Er will help him say a few good words when he is studying with your father, but these words must be said to your mother, not to your father. ”

"Why? It was my father who taught us, not my mother. ”

"Do you think I don't know who's talking in your family?" Yun Zheng took a towel and wiped the beads of sweat on his body and said to Su Shi.

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Chapter II.