Chapter 233: Squirting You in the Face

The buffet on the second floor, Luo Yang is still eating it for the first time.

Although not only the restaurant on the third floor is as luxurious and extravagant, but the consumption of less than 300 per person is also fair, and the dishes are complete, including steak, turkey, seafood, and ...... They are all fresh and delicious, the pastries are soft and sweet enough, and there is a young chef wearing a tall chef's hat, cooking 'teppanyaki barbecue' and 'teppanyaki squid' on the spot, and next to him, a female chef is still making ramen and blanched rice noodles......

Luo Yang eats a lot, and picks good ones to eat, eats Jiwei shrimp and shrimp girl, and only eats the section with the most meat in the middle, and has already eaten seven or eight garlic scallops......

"Dude, don't be so cruel! I can't see that your little body is equipped with a big stomach, what a big stomach! If you want to eat like you, the owner of the buffet on the second floor of the canteen will lose money! Qian Wei slowly opened the soft shell of a shrimp girl and teased with a smile.

"Uh...... I haven't just been discharged from the hospital and need supplements! Luo Yang's mouth was stuffed with food, and he said vaguely: "Besides, about three hundred yuan for one person, two people are six hundred!" I heard Jin Nannan say that the four-star 'Xincheng Garden Hotel' night buffet is only 258 people, and if you buy in groups, you can also get a discount! It's just a school cafeteria, and it's 288 alone, it's fucking black! If I don't eat more, how can I get back the cost! ”

Qian Wei grew his mouth, his eyes widened, and he silently gave a thumbs up!

"Do you know why you didn't call Li Mei and Jin Nannan to come together? Jin Nannan is a little better, she has a bit of a female man's style, and she is a foodie. Li Mei seems to be a sunny 'female man', on the surface, she is very aggressive, but in her bones she is the kind of 'eldest lady' type, especially when it comes to eating, slow and logical, a small piece of meat, a small cherry mouth opens and closes and chews more than ten times to eat it all, not only for a long time, but also for a small amount of food! Let her come to the buffet, it will be a big loss! What's more, there are 'tricks' to eating buffets, you have to pick the good and expensive ones to eat, not pick your favorite things to eat! For many girls, eating a buffet is just a book of coffee or juice, and then make a small steak, a few bright and beautiful small pastries, and make a fruit salad...... I'm a good girl, just eat such a little thing, how much is it worth? The per capita consumption is two hundred and eighty-eight, and the cost price of eating such things is at most twenty-eight! Therefore, the most welcome in the cafeteria is the fashionable young girl, and the least welcome is the sloppy buddy who has just gotten off the construction site - they can top the amount of ten or twenty girls! ”

“…… Look at me, I only eat seafood, and it's the most expensive seafood! I didn't eat any roast chicken, turkey, teppanyaki barbecue, etc.! These things are greasy, and after a few bites, you can't eat anything else! ”

Luo Yang talked eloquently while eating, bluffing Qian Wei into a daze! A rich second generation like him, eating a buffet has never considered these things, you can eat whatever you want, and it will end when you are full, and now when you hear Luo Yang say this, you know that there are so many 'doorways' to eat a buffet!

"I said dude, what the hell did you do before? How can there be such 'professional' research on how to eat a buffet? I must have had a very sad encounter when I was a child, right?! Qian Wei said in confusion.

Luo Yang smiled and didn't answer--Actually, he was really said by Qian Wei! When the old ghost was taken abroad for special training, the subjects of the special training were not only fighting, but also wilderness survival and urban survival.

The so-called 'urban survival' is not allowed to let you bring a dime on your body, and you are not allowed to rely on your own skills to rob or something, all rely on your own 'brain' to eat, if anyone breaks the rules, the guy who is secretly spying may be on the roof of a high-rise building somewhere, and directly use a big sniper to shoot you in the head!

In Manhattan, New York, Tokyo, Moscow, Cape Town, Rio de Janeiro...... Eleven or twelve-year-old, a thin boy with an oriental face, somehow got a decent little suit, like a little gentleman. In fact, he didn't even have a dime in his pocket, and the boy stood at the door of the cafeteria in the big hotel, and when the young couple walked to the door of the restaurant, the boy always had a way to help them with their handbags or clothes, and even helped them push open the glass door, and then, taking the opportunity to follow them, just like seeing someone, under the nose of the waiter, smiling into the cafeteria......

This teenager is Luo Yang, who is receiving training for 'urban survival'!

Of course, it doesn't always succeed, sometimes it takes a few days to successfully blend in, especially after more than a dozen cafeterias in the city began to notice this well-dressed 'white eater', they all began to be wary of him, and even listed on the cafeteria's 'blacklist', so Luo Yang during that time often lived a sad life of 'full meal and three days of hunger'.

This is also why Luo Yang will develop such an 'indecent' buffet habit - as long as he can successfully mix in, Luo Yang will let himself eat until he vomits, vomit and then eat, and vomit again after eating, until he is full for the last time, caressing his round belly, and walking out of the door with difficulty......

He eats the best and most valuable things!

"You look like you, you'll never be able to enter high society!" Qian Wei said jokingly: "No wonder Western society thinks that Chinese people are poor, and Chinese tourists are always despised and looked down upon when they travel abroad, that is, there are too many guys like you who 'don't know the general situation'!" Fortunately, it is in the cafeteria of our school, if you are abroad, your pig-like eating mode will definitely smear the face of our people again! ”

"Childish !!"

Luo Yang was chewing on 'salmon fillet', his mouth full of oil, when he shouted the word 'childish' angrily, and sprayed all the chewed and mustard-smelling salmon crumbs on Qian Wei's face!

"Have you ever lived abroad? How do you know Westerners, Europeans...... The inhabitants of the so-called 'developed countries' must be very high? Have you ever lived abroad?! Luo Yang said.

Qian Wei wiped the salmon crumbs off his face with a tissue: "This ...... No, but not all of them say ......"

"Humph! Are all the moons abroad round?! Luo Yang sneered: "Actually, I have lived abroad for many years, the United States, the United Kingdom, the Netherlands, Spain...... I have lived in the big cities of these countries for a while, and I can tell you that the inhabitants there are the same as we are! There are several so-called 'metropolis' cities, both in terms of security and residents, which are not as good as the few big cities in our country! The crime rate there is ridiculously high! And...... Many girls in developed cities abroad are extremely undisciplined...... As for chastity, it was lost at the age of seven or eight! ”

"Don't follow the crowd, many people are like this, they always feel that foreigners are noble, they are not ignorant of picking up gold one by one, they are full of gentlemanly taste, and even foreigners' farts are fragrant! This is ridiculous theory and cognition! ”

"The country is rich and the country is strong, and the people have status! This has nothing to do with the so-called su zhì, you know! ”

Luo Yang sighed: "Hey, look at me so angry with you, I can't eat it!" ”

Luo Yang looked at the mess on the table, shrimp shells, shells and fish bones, etc., and sighed.

"Damn! You can't eat it yourself! You've eaten at least ten pounds of food, and you really don't know what your stomach is made of! Qian Wei covered his face and was completely defeated by Luo Yang's shamelessness.

"Have you eaten enough?" Luo Yang asked.

"What do you say? I haven't even started eating! Qian Wei said depressedly: "Forget it, it's disgusting to be sprayed in the face by you!" I can't eat it anymore, let's go! ”

"Hey, pay attention to what you say, who sprays your face, my sexual orientation is very normal, even if you want to be beautiful. Shoot, Lao Tzu won't shoot you! ”

Luo Yang wiped his mouth and walked out of the cafeteria with Qian Wei!