Chapter 46: I'll Hold Your Lung
"There is a knife on the head of the color word, just rely on you kid, and you also want to be a hero to save the United States? Go to hell! β
The three 'Siberian tigers' looked hideous and pounced at the same time.
'Boom...... Yes! β
The two flew out and fell heavily to the ground, motionless, not knowing whether they were dead or alive, and the other was trampled under Luo Yang's feet.
"Just these two times, dare to come out and run the rivers and lakes? You guys just dress up to be 'trendy', and maybe there's a chance to mix up the 'Latest Fashion Guy Dress Award of the Year', and if you want to mix your head on the road, it's almost impossible! Luo Yang stepped on the other party's face and said: "I look like you are old bastards, you have no skills, you have no brains, it is a miracle that you can live until now!" β
After Luo Yang finished speaking, he stepped on the left foot of the other party's face with a little force, and the other party let out a terrible scream and passed out directly.
Zhong Lin was stunned......
She couldn't imagine how Luo Yang did it? He held himself with one hand, Luo Yang had been standing beside him just now, not moving, but why did the three villains with murder weapons, as if they were heavy magic, two flew out, and one went to Luo Yang's feet?
Luo Yang snapped his fingers, whistled, and hooked his hand at Brother Sen, the 'black sunglasses': "Tang Seng? Brother monk, right? Do you have any last words to confess? β
Brother Sen's cold face, his expression was extremely calm, and he actually grinned, revealing a mouthful of gold teeth: "It turned out to be a 'hard idea', pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, brother, I have lost my eyes!" β
Brother Sen did not speak Cantonese, but Mandarin Chinese with a strong Cantonese accent.
"Yo he, it turns out that you can speak human language, so why did you speak bird language just now, pit daddy!" Luo Yang said.
"Little brother, now we have already entered the 21st century, this is an era of science and technology controlling the world, the United States space probes have flown out of the solar system, and the footprints of the Chinese people are about to land on the moon." Brother Sen said with a cold face: "In the era of cold weapons, you may be able to be a chivalrous man and a general, but now, kung fu can only be a performance, little brother, you are outdated!" β
Luo Yang shrugged his shoulders: "Then what is not outdated?" β
Brother Sen smiled, and showed his dazzling big gold teeth, and his right hand, which had always been inserted in the pocket of his windbreaker, slowly stretched out, and in his pale hand, he held a pistol, and the muzzle of the black hole was facing Luo Yang......
Zhong Lin screamed in fright, although she had never seen a real gun, but she had seen a lot of it in TV and movies, and what the other party was holding in her hand must be a real gun!
Brother Sen smiled proudly: "You 'big circle' have a saying that makes a lot of sense - no matter how high your martial arts are, you are afraid of kitchen knives." Mix it up and take it again, and knock it down with a brick! Your kung fu is indeed very good, but no matter how good your kung fu is, can you block bullets? β
Luo Yang squinted at Brother Sen, as if looking at an idiot: "Haven't you seen Stephen Chow?" The fire cloud evil god can shoot his head with his other hand, don't talk nonsense if you don't understand, shame! β
"You fool, that's a movie!" Brother Sen sneered, "You mean, you can catch the bullet?" β
Sengo paused for a moment, as if he could pull the trigger at any moment.
Zhong Lin suddenly struggled out of Luo Yang's arms, blocked in front of Luo Yang, and said with a desperate face: "Stop!" Put the gun down! I'll talk to your boss, Mr. 'Prince', about this!" β
Zhong Lin finally made a concession.
Luo Yang was stunned for a moment, looking at Zhong Lin's beautiful and sexy figure in front of him, and a warmth arose in his heart.
If you say, it was just a 'dew love' before, a one-night stand. Luo Yang only regarded her as one of his countless 'partners', so now, when Zhong Lin stood in front of him, her position in Luo Yang's heart had been sublimated.
Luo Yang's hands gently grabbed her thin waist and hugged her from behind.
"Oops!"
Zhong Lin was shocked, her pretty face turned crimson, and she said resentfully: "When is it, it's still like this!" β
"I'm going to die anyway, it's better to be a merry ghost under the peony flower!" Luo Yang smiled and said, "Let's make a pair of wild mandarin ducks with the same fate."
"I'm going to die, who is going to be a mandarin duck with you!" Zhong Lin said shyly: "Besides...... What do you mean by 'wild mandarin ducks', I hate it! β
Luo Yang's heart fluttered, it was the first time he had seen Zhong Lin such a little woman, when the cold and arrogant 'queen' became a 'shy little woman', that is, the moment her heart was completely captured.
Zhong Lin looked desolate and said with a wry smile: "I hurt you, if it weren't for me sending you, then you would definitely not be implicated, maybe you would have fallen asleep now."
"If you hadn't sent me, how would you have faced these vicious people? If something happens to you, what's the fun of me living? Luo Yang said seriously.
Zhong Lin turned her head to look at Luo Yang's eyes, her eyes gradually moistened, and she burst into tears and said with a smile: "I don't believe your nonsense, who knows how many girls you have said such things to many girls!" β
"Forehead ......"
Luo Yang's old face flushed, he had said similar things many times, and each time the object was different, there were African 'black pearls', South American 'striptease queens', and many beauties. The location is either in a bar, or in a motel, and of course, most of all, in bed, when life and death are lingering. Women like to listen to this kind of sweet talk, even if they know that the other person is telling a lie, they will automatically lower their IQ and make themselves believe that it is true!
'Wave! β
Zhong Lin kissed Luo Yang deeply on the cheek: "Fool...... Thank you! β
'Bang Bang Bang'
Brother Sen, who was holding the gun, actually clapped his hands and applauded: "Okay, good!" It's so touching, it's more touching than ......."
Zhong Lin glanced at Luo Yang, their movements at the moment were almost exactly the same as the classic movements, Luo Yang hugged her from behind, and she turned her head and looked at Luo Yang affectionately, almost spreading her hands and doing the 'flying' action.
"! What are you clapping, ruining the atmosphere! Luo Yang scolded.
Easily opened Zhong Lin, and once again blocked in front of Zhong Lin: "Lin, I'm a man, even if you want to block bullets, I'll help you block them!" β
Zhong Lin was about to bite his sexy red lips, blocking the broad back in front of his eyes, as if the sky was falling, and he could withstand it.
"Decrepit boy, you are looking for death, Brother Sen will fulfill you today!"
Brother Sen's sunglasses flashed, the muzzle of the gun was aimed at Luo Yang, and with a move of his index finger, he was about to pull the trigger......
"Don't!"
Zhong Lin shouted in surprise.
At the same time as Zhong Lin spoke, Luo Yang's lowered right hand suddenly flicked, and a thin black line rushed out, shooting straight at Brother Sen.
'Ahh β
Brother Sen screamed, and the pistol he was holding had already fallen off his hand and fell to the ground.
Luo Yang rushed out with an arrow step, kicked the whip leg in Brother Sen's chest, kicked it to the back, slowly squatted down, and sneered: "Tang Seng, do you still think that kung fu can only be used for performance?" β
Zhong Lin stepped forward and looked at Brother Sen's hand in surprise, the pale hand that used to hold the gun was now stained red with blood, and something like chopsticks pierced the back of his hand......
Chopsticks? Sound familiar?
Zhong Lin subconsciously touched his head, only to find that the two chopstick-shaped wooden strips he used to coil his hair were now only one.
"Brother Prince...... I won't let you go! β
Luo Yang didn't speak, picked up the black pistol that fell on the ground, and skillfully disassembled the magazine, which was 'full of bullets', Luo Yang withdrew the bullets one by one, and then put the gun on the ground, holding both hands high in a surrender form.
Then, a magical scene happened.
Luo Yang quickly disassembled the gun, the butt, barrel, and bullets ...... The guns were neatly arranged, and then, the guns were quickly assembled, and the speed was extremely fast, from disassembling the guns to assembling the guns, it took less than thirty seconds!
Brother Sen took off his sunglasses with difficulty and looked at Luo Yang stupidly, he always thought he was a master of playing with guns, but after looking at Luo Yang's dismantling gun, he found that he was not as good as a toddler in front of the other party.
"Go back and tell sΓΉ what the prince, we will definitely participate in this bidding, if he dares to play Yin again, I will definitely let him die I don't know!" Luo Yang said fiercely.
Brother Sen shook his head and nodded obediently, not daring to resist in the slightest.
"By the way, I remember I could speak Cantonese"
The corners of Luo Yang's mouth rose slightly: "I'll push your lungs!" β
After speaking, he raised his foot and kicked Brother Sen's lungs hard, and Brother Sen screamed and passed out.