Jia Jiuzhang is considered your bad luck" During the National Day of the third watch, the Jinmen City Quyi industry held a quyi competition. Storytelling, lyrics, drums, single strings, etc., all kinds of traditional music and art categories gathered together to build a new year. In recent years, with the increase of entertainment methods, all kinds of music forms that were loved by the majority of people in the past are in the state of sunset, and there are fewer and fewer people who like them. Especially cross talk, which used to be popular through half the sky, until now, there are still many people who like to listen to cross talk.

However, cross talk has a big enemy, that is, the "old". This art built on language. It's all about shaking off the burden and winning by surprise. But this year. There are too many means of disseminating audio and video, and today it is just online. A new paragraph is created, and the next day, you may find all sorts of versions on the Internet. Within three to five days, the whole country will know about it. Then the cross talk actor will shake off the burden. It doesn't work.

In addition, there is also a big enemy of cross talk, that is, those who engage in cross talk are complacent, those cross talk actors who were once popular with half the sky, when they were interviewed by reporters, opened their mouths and closed their mouths, they were "people in the circle." Outsiders. "They all live in high-end mansions and drive hundreds of thousands, millions of good cars. Eating abalone and sea cucumber, dressed Versace. Either you want to be a photographer or start a company. Or switch to acting in sketches and making movies. Anyway, there is no one who is really engaged in cross talk. In this way, from the inside out, whether it is in words or actions, they all cut themselves out, and the works created are empty and weak, and even vulgar.

This situation, even in Jinmen City, the hometown of Chinese opera, is a very strict problem. Liu Shiqing was the pair of female literary and artistic soldiers who spoke cross talk when he was replaced from the Wuling City Military Division, and his ancestors and parents were all famous cross talk masters in Jinmen City. One is called Chang Ruxian and the other is Chang Ruhui, they are cousins, and their respective fathers are brothers. After the two learned that their hometown was holding a quyi competition, they applied to Mao Sixian, hoping to participate.

Mao Sixian had the idea of being indispensable, approved a sum of funds for the two of them, and then sent a staff member to accompany the sisters to participate in the competition in Jinmen City. Unexpectedly, the two sisters were also really competitive, passing five levels and six generals all the way, and finally broke into the finals, and finally ranked second by one point, only winning a silver award. However, the sisters' close to reality, vivid and touching, and sincere performances left a deep impression on the participants. It happened that the chief director of Huaxia CCTV went to the scene of the Quyi Competition to select programs, took a fancy to Chang Ruxian and Chang Ruhui sisters, and invited them to participate in the live broadcast of the 4-year Spring Festival Gala.

"Is there such a thing?" Liu Shiqing's eyes lit up. "Aunt Mao, mobilize the company's superior resources, package the sisters well, and make them our premier female cross talk masters in China. I don't want to make money, I just want to get through them, and erect the image of Galaxy Performing Arts. Now. The pressure on people to survive is increasing, social. Family, all aspects, squeezed people breathless, there are many people, life and work. It's rare to laugh once, so let's find ways to send laughter to thousands of households. As long as they can amuse the audience, they will willingly pay for it. ”

"Yes, Mr. Liu." Mao Sixian nodded. "The chief director of this Spring Festival Gala of Huaxia CCTV has negotiated with me twice, and I hope that our Galaxy Performing Arts can send the best artists to the stage of the Spring Festival Gala this time. Chang Ruxian, often like Hui sisters. They also hope that we can send Xia Kangtian, Fang Ziyue, Wang Fujia, Chang Huimin, Qiu Hanshuang, Yang Jinjian and others over. ”

Liu Shiqing said with a smile: "Let our Galaxy Performing Arts cover all the programs of the Spring Festival Gala, and there will be no problem." But I think the director is just thinking about it. He just wanted to take this opportunity to have more opportunities to choose. Min Min is in the United States, he definitely can't go, Tiantian and Jiajia, forget it, let the director choose from Fang Ziyue, Qiu Hanshuang and Yang Jinfeng, it's time to give them a chance. ”

The next day was Friday, and the class was in a hurry, and there were no classes in the afternoon. Meng Jiaoen called Liu Shiqing early and asked Liu Shiqing to come over and go to the Automobile Enthusiasts Association to submit an application for membership

Liu Shiqing hadn't been with Guo Qianrong for several days, so he took this opportunity to pull Guo Qianrong out of the real room of Yenching University and rushed to Shuimu University together.

On the way to the Car Enthusiasts Association, Liu Shiqing met Xiong Shaoqi. This time, Xiong Shaoqi didn't drive anymore and switched to riding a bicycle. In the back seat of the car was a very beautiful girl. The girl leaned on Xiong Shaoqi's back, her arms were showing Xiong Shaoqi's waist, and her face was happy.

Accompanying Liu Shiqing today are Chen Junwei, Tao Hatian, and the three people who are trying to judge Jiuqiang. Chen Jun recognized Xiong Shaoqi from afar, "Little uncle." See? Xiong Shaoqi changed his course and began to show inside. ”

"What do you mean by that?" Liu Shiqing asked.

Tao Hatian said: "The self-poison that Xiong Shaoqi rides is not an ordinary bicycle, but a high-end bicycle made of narrow alloy, more than 100,000 bicycles. It's enough to buy a mid-range sedan

Liu Shiqing shook his head, this Xiong Shaoqi is really a set, after Ranky Bony was smashed. Changed to such an expensive bike again. For those who know the goods, they are only afraid of the attraction of such a bicycle. Not much inferior to Rankie Boni.

Xiong Shaoqi also saw Liu Shiqing from a distance. He didn't go around, but rode behind his own Shiqing and his party and overtook him. But he also learned to be obedient. No, like last time, I stopped and flirted with beautiful women. It's also hard work, last time he made a move against Song Yihai, and this time he followed Liu Shiqing's two girls. One is Guo Qianrong and the other is Yang Nuoting, the former is his official girlfriend, and the latter is his chief secretary, if Xiong Shaoqi dares to beat their crooked ideas, Liu Shiqing will not be as simple as smashing the car.

Today is the activity day of the Mizuki University Automobile Enthusiasts Association, and it is also the day when the Automobile Enthusiasts Association attracts the most attention of the teachers and students of the whole school, in a small square, more than a dozen good cars are parked, Mercedes-Benz, BMW, Toyota, Beetle, Ferrari and so on. They are all very distinctive and very popular cars, but unfortunately none of them are Huaxia's own brand cars, either imported cars or joint ventures.

These cars are parked in a small square, with the doors wide open, for everyone to visit, and if you communicate well with the owner, you may be able to sit on it and test drive it yourself. Of course, this is not very likely. They are all high-end cars with as little as hundreds of thousands and as many as more than 100,000, even if they rub off a small piece of paint. If you fix it, it will cost thousands.

In the past, on this kind of event day, the most limelight was Xiong Shaoqi's Ranghi Bony. Now that it has become a pile of scrap iron, Xiong Shaoqi's limelight has naturally been robbed by others. However, Xiong Shaoqi's current mood is not on this at all. He is now thinking about how to get back face from Liu Shiqing.

"Senior sister, you have to help me ride a bicycle and leave Liu Shiqing and the others behind, Xiong Shaoqi opened his mouth and begged.

The beautiful woman sitting behind the seat of the car giggled and said, "Senior brother, I finally know my little sister today?" How many good things my little sister has said to you before. You don't even want to look at your little sister, and now you're being bullied, and then you want to ask my little sister for help? You're too realistic, aren't you? ”

Li Shaoqi parked the bicycle on the side of the road, locked it, and dragged the beautiful woman into the office of the Automobile Enthusiasts Association, where he had a dedicated office, which was small but independent. As soon as the door closes, no one knows what will happen inside.

Xiong Shaoqi closed the door for seven days, and as soon as he turned around, he pressed the beauty against the door, and a trace of infatuation flashed in his eyes, "Senior sister, you can't complain about me." You used to be a little girl, a whole Cinderella, and the master looked at you tightly. Even if I want to be tempted by you, I'm afraid that the master will clean me up. It's different now. Senior sister, you have been reborn, the ugly duckling has become a white swan, and has become a big beauty that people dare not look at. Senior brother, it's hard for me not to even think about it. Senior sister, senior brother promises you, as long as you can help me do this, I will promise you whatever you want, and no matter how beautiful other girls look in the future, I will not look at them. I only have you in my eyes, and I will love you for the rest of my life. ”

The beauty was fascinated by Xiong Shaoqi's sweet words. She put her arms around Xiong Shaoqi's neck. Fengmu threatened and raised his head, "Senior brother, kiss me." ”

Xiong Shaoqi's eyes flashed with a hint of disgust. But then he smiled charmingly. He bowed his head and kissed the beautiful woman. Katagen work. The beauty is a little confused.

Shimao beauty Tan made a fascinated ** sound in her mouth.

Xiong Shaoqi raised his head, "Senior sister, as long as you can help me teach Liu Shiqing, tonight, the two of us will spend candles in the cave room." When I went home for the Chinese New Year, I went to propose to the master

"Okay, senior brother, I am willing to do anything for your little sister...... This one. The woman's name is Luo Biyu, and she is the daughter of the head of the Iron Leg Gate, Luo Jiasheng, who has three children, and Luo Biyu is the most loved by Luo Jiasheng.

When this sister saw Xiong Shaoqi for the first time, she was fascinated by Xiong Shaoqi, who was rich and smart and knew how to make women happy. Until recently, Xiong Shaoqi was first smashed by Liu Shiqing Ranky Boni, and then in front of the teachers and students of the School of Mechanical Engineering, Liu Shiqing fiercely refuted his face, Xiong Shaoqi hit Luo Biyu's head for no other reason, because he knew that Luo Biyu was infatuated with him. As long as he speaks, he doesn't worry that Luo Biyu will not agree. Luo Biyu's kung fu is better than him. If he wins Liu Shiqing, it will naturally be very good, if he is defeated by Liu Shiqing, it will be even better, and when the time comes, Luo Biyu's two brothers will still have their father. will definitely stand up for Luo Biyu.

"President, 25 students from the Automobile Enthusiasts Association submitted an application to us together." An officer of the association reported to Xiong Shaoqi.

Xiong Shaoqi asked for all the applications. Then he went out with the jasper and went out to the small square outside. Meng Jiaoen and others are here to watch the car.

"Students from the Steam 2 Planer Class, please come here. Whoever I name is called, I ask that classmate to come forward. I asked a few questions, and if the answer was correct and satisfactory to me, I could join the Automobile Enthusiasts Association Xiong Shaoqi looked down at the application form at the top and shouted, "Is Meng Jiaoen here?" ”

Meng Jiaoen stood up from the crowd, "Senior, I am." ”

Xiong Shaoqi pointed to the car in the small square, "Tell me what brand and series of cars are here?"

This question naturally can't help Meng Jiaoen, she is also a car enthusiast, otherwise she would not have studied the automotive profession. In a few words, the brand and series of the cars in the small square were reported. After she finished speaking, Xiong Shaoqi announced

After the Knock Lovers Association accepted her to cry a new meeting, Xiong Shaoqi ordered several students to come out, asking them questions that are difficult and easy, but they are all related to cars, usually as long as you pay more attention to relevant magazines, or can consult some relevant information, there will be no difficulty in answering these questions.

"Is Liu Shiqing here?" Xiong Shaoqi asked seemingly unintentionally, "Can you answer this Volkswagen Beetle liver, how many rivets are shared in the whole car?" How many screws? Please tell us about their specifications and location. ”

As soon as this question came out, the audience was silent, and no one thought that Xiong Shaoqi would ask such a question. It's like Cao Cao, Liu Bei, and Zhuge Liang taking a plane, missing a parachute. Zhuge Liang asked Cao Cao what the name of every soldier killed in the Battle of Chibi was, and he was deliberately making things difficult in order to make Liu Shiqing make a fool of himself in public.

Of course, it is possible for a senior car enthusiast to answer the question raised by Xiong Shaoqi, but the problem is that Liu Shiqing is not a car enthusiast at all, let alone a beetle. Even if Poussin had a few screws on it, Liu Shiqing didn't know it.

Liu Shiqing shrugged his shoulders, "I'm sorry." I do not know. When he said this, Liu Shiqing's expression was very plain and calm, neither embarrassed nor twisted, and he was not happy.

This is different from what Xiong Shaoqi expected in advance, he pondered that Liu Shiqing would have to make an excuse no matter what, or east or west. As long as Liu Shiqing dares to do this, even if he grabs Liu Shiqing's pigtails, he can ridicule Liu Shiqing fiercely in front of so many people in the small square. If Liu Shiqing only listens and doesn't do anything, Xiong Shaoqi can lose Liu Shiqing's face, and if he breaks out in anger and hurts others, then Luo Biyu can stand up and fight Liu Shiqing, and the follow-up development will naturally develop in the direction of his favor.

Xiong Shaoqi didn't expect that Liu Shiqing didn't hide it at all, and he didn't confess like words. However, it is impossible for Xiong Shaoqi to let Liu Shiqing go like this. He snorted. "Don't know? Don't know if you still want to apply to join the Car Enthusiasts Association? I don't know such a simple question, if I approve you to join, will people still say that our car enthusiasts association is full of straw bales? Liu Shiqing, I'm sorry. Where you came from and where you go back. We don't welcome you with such embroidered pillows here

Xiong Shaoqi also has such a group of followers. Xiong Shaoqi's voice fell, and they let out a laughing sound.

Liu Shiqing's eyes swept around, and those who laughed suddenly remembered Liu Shiqing's majestic posture when he smashed Rankiboni, and they all closed their mouths in fright, lest Liu Shiqing would send his anger out on them like he smashed Rankiboni.

The laughter came and went so fast, as if it had been cut off with scissors, and it was uncomfortable to hear. Xiong Shaoqi's mind turned, and he knew what was going on, he snorted, and was about to go back to find someone to settle the account.

Liu Shiqing had no interest in joining the Car Enthusiasts Association, and since Xiong Shaoqi was not welcome, he didn't have to join, he turned around and left.

"Waste, unplanted man." Biyu snorted. She wholeheartedly helped Xiong Shaoqi vent her anger. The voice is high.

Liu Shiqing didn't even look at it, flicked his wrist back, and a copper coin flew over with a whistling eye, cutting off a strand of Biyu's hair. Liu Shiqing's original intention was just to let this woman who didn't know the height of the sky and the height of the earth to stop talking nonsense, but his hand caused him trouble.

Qi Biyu was startled at first, and then saw the copper coin that fell to the ground, and her pretty face was gloomy and terrifying, "Liu Shiqing, you stop for me." ”

Chen Junjie's eyes widened, "Get out of the way." ”

Biyu didn't even look at Chen Junyan, she first looked at Liu Shiqing, and then at Shen Jiuqiang, "If I'm not mistaken, you are the judge Jiuqiang of the third-hand door." Liu Shiqing, I didn't expect you to be a disciple of the Sanshou Sect. The three-handed door and the iron-legged door are not in the same sky, and they touch me. It's your bad luck

As he spoke, Biyu took off her suit, revealing her graceful body wearing a thin sweater, leggings, and four convex inside, "Come on, let me understand the tricks of the three-hand door." ”

Shen Jiuqiang knew that there was no way to be good about Jinyu's affairs, the grievances between the three-hand gate and the iron leg gate were too deep, and he couldn't say a word clearly, and there was no way to resolve it lightly. There is no chance to walk around, only to resist head-on. "Senior brother, don't do it, let me come

Liu Shiqing nodded, talking about the kung fu of hidden weapons. Juan Jiuqiang is much stronger than him, after all, the senior brother has been contacting secret weapons since he was very young, and he has been immersed in this way for twenty or thirty years, which is not something that Liu Shiqing can catch up with in more than a year.

"The top nine in the three-handed door trial. Please. Juan Jiuqiang clasped his hands into fists and arched his hands.

Biyu formed a palm with his left hand and clenched his fist with his right hand. put together and returned a salute, "In the lower iron leg door Luo Jasper, please advise." ”

When have the students of Mizuki University seen this, they are all a group of people living in modern technology, kung fu has only been seen on the stage or in film and television dramas, and no one expected to be able to see a contest between martial artists on the spot. The book is sunned, and the concave is said to shake off the different body clams, and it is good to read outside