Chapter 32: Telling a Joke at Hogwarts
Seeing that Malfoy refused to leave, Harry said, "If you promise not to tell me, I may tell you some secrets!"
"What about him?" Malfoy glanced at Zhang Hao, frowned and asked, "Don't you need a guarantee?"
Harry also glanced at Zhang Hao, shook his head and said, "I believe Hao, he will definitely keep it a secret!"
"Oh, Potter, you're ......," Malfoy said incomprehensibly, "do you believe he doesn't believe me?"
"Because you have a history of whistleblowing, do we need to talk about it?" Hermione said, rolling her eyes.
Malfoy was speechless, he turned his head in anger and snorted.
However, this is not a mix.
"Malfoy, swear or leave!" Harry said again, staring at Malfoy.
"Okay!" Malfoy had no choice but to swear solemnly, "I, Draco Malfoy, swear in the honor of my family that I will never tell anyone what I heard today." ”
Harry smiled with satisfaction.
He asked in a low voice, "Hao, did you take a closer look at that room yesterday, and did you find anything noteworthy?"
Zhang Hao suddenly, of course he saw it. There was a door underneath the three-headed dog, and that door apparently connected to some secret space.
He nodded, "Yes, I did! Under the three-headed dog, there was a three-foot-square door. ”
"Look, I'll just say that Hao will definitely pay attention!" Hermione said with a smug expression, "If I can notice, Hao will definitely notice it too." ”
Harry and Ron looked at each other, both looking helpless.
Malfoy, on the other hand, was at a loss like a fool at the moment.
"Oh! it's too much!" he came back to his senses, stared at Zhang Hao and asked, "You paid attention last night, but you didn't tell me?"
"Why, didn't you notice?" Zhang Hao pretended to be surprised, and said in surprise: "I thought you saw it too, so I didn't tell you." It seems that you are even worse than I thought, you are really weak!"
This sentence was like a sharp knife, and it was slammed into Malfoy's chest.
He was like a dumb man who ate coptis and couldn't say a word.
Harry's trio was secretly upset that it wasn't common for Malfoy to eat deflated.
At the same time, they are also wary of Zhang Hao. Because he has a poisonous tongue, he can't tell when he can stick a knife in people's hearts.
The next five of them researched to find out what was hidden beneath the door.
But there were relatively few clues at hand, and they could only be sure that it must be something very valuable or dangerous.
Zhang Hao knew that there was a magic stone hidden underneath, but he definitely couldn't say it.
This made him feel very uncomfortable, maybe all the traversers felt this way......
Finally, Harry stared at Malfoy and warned, "Don't forget your oath, Malfoy!"
"Oh! enough! Potter!" Malfoy said impatiently, "you shouldn't doubt the glory of a pure-blood wizard's bloodline. ”
Harry spread his hands and said, "It's really a shame for what you've done in the past. ”
"I said you don't have to fight each other, okay?" Zhang Hao persuaded: "Let's believe Malfoy, he's still a child." ”
Malfoy almost spurted out a mouthful of blood, and he would rather not have such a trust.
In short, the mystery of the secret room guarded by the three-headed dog is over.
For children, many things can only be kept hot for three minutes.
With the weekend on the horizon, both Harry and Malfoy have left what happened on Thursday night behind them.
Because of Zhang Hao's interference, Harry was not selected for the Quidditch team, but this did not prevent him from contacting Quidditch.
The Seniors have already started a new round of Quidditch training this week, and this training is not denied to the Younger Ones.
Of course, it's a different story if it's a competitor.
As a result, almost all the new students who had nothing to do, except for the nerds who went to the library, came to the Quidditch pitch.
Zhang Hao was not spared, he was hard-pulled by Daphne.
"Hao! I think you should be active, how can you always soak in the library?" Daphne was very dissatisfied with Zhang Hao's frequent visits to the library, because then they couldn't play together.
What's more, Zhang Hao never told her jokes when he went to the library.
That's right, in the first two weeks of school, Zhang Hao often told Daphne some funny jokes.
Those funny jokes from later generations are simply god-killing in this era, and no one can resist its charm.
But there is a premise for this, and that is that you must be able to understand it.
Zhang Hao's translation is fine, but because of the cultural differences between China and the West, the jokes of some jokes will become very obscure.
This needs to be explained little by little, he will be very serious when he is bored, and he will be perfunctory when he is busy.
This fickle attitude often angered Daphne, and the little girl hadn't given him snacks for days......
"Hao, you said last time that every household in your village has a radio, what is that radio, can you tell me about it again?" Daphne was angry, but she didn't give up exploring the magical country of the East.
She asked expectantly, "I've almost forgotten that story, can you tell me it again?"
"Uh! Okay!" Zhang Hao said casually while watching Quidditch training boringly, "Our village is very backward, and people can only communicate with each other by radio. The roads in the village are also uneven, and cars are completely unmovable, so every house in our village has a tank. Weasels often come to steal chickens, so every house in our village has prepared AK47s and grenades, and as soon as the weasel comes, everyone rushes up to grab it and roast it. I didn't need much spice, just sprinkled some cumin, and the kids next door were crying......"
"Radio is a means of communication, a little faster than an owl. However, the message delivery distance is relatively close, and if you want to deliver the message over a long distance, you have to use a long-distance phone. The tank is a steel monster that can fight both airplanes and badass ......"
Some small stories were told by Zhang Hao, and at some point, he was already surrounded by people.
Daphne, Hermione, Harry, Ron, Malfoy......
In fact, shamans are also human beings, and they are also curious about everything.
If someone opens the door to a new world for them, they will also be fascinated by it.
Even Hermione, who was born in a Muggle family, had only heard of many things in Zhang Hao's mouth, and she was listening to them with relish at this time.
For novelties, young wizards are eager to see them.
Malfoy, who harbored great prejudice against Muggles, had a disdainful expression on his face, but his heart was full of expectations.
For the first time, he had doubts about the ideas instilled in his father, how bad were Muggles?
A person's change of state of mind is always affected by the environment, and if he is not affected, it can only mean that the impact is not big enough.
Obviously, Zhang Hao's actions have seriously affected a certain pure-blooded believer's view of right and wrong.