Chapter 795: Yellow mud fell into the crotch of his pants

What kind of theory do you have, just to let Lao Tzu listen to Wang Zijun's speech, you actually said such things.

Although he was slandered in his heart, but at this moment, Zhao Deli could only wait, not to mention, this thing was so coincidental, just when Zhao Deli was about to endure the anger for a while, between his stomach, he really fucking reacted, and bursts of violent stimulation made him extremely uncomfortable in an instant.

"What are you going to do?" Zhao Deli, who couldn't help it, stood up again, but before he could stand up, the old man spoke again.

"I really can't hold it back, big brother, there's a big situation!" Zhao Deli said in a deep voice while holding his stomach.

If Zhao Deli hadn't left just now, that old man might have believed his words, but at this moment, where did that old man believe it, Chapter 795 Huang Ni fell into the crotch of his pants He pulled Zhao Deli and said: "Brother, Wang Shuji is really very good, you have passed this village, and you can't hear Wang Shuji's speech anymore, listen to my brother's words, or listen honestly, sit down." ”

That old man's strength was not small, and Zhao Deli was now disturbed by a bubble of in the Middle Palace, it can be said that he has gone to seven or eight with great strength, where is this old man's opponent.

After being pressed back into the chair, Zhao Deli felt that his stomach became more and more enthusiastic, as if he couldn't feel comfortable if he didn't vent this enthusiasm. But the old man seemed to be afraid that something would happen to him again, so after Zhao Deli sat down, he put a fat palm on Zhao Deli's shoulder.

This word is a bit wrong, in Zhao Deli's opinion, this should be pressed, that unscrupulous guy pressed his body heavily with his palm, making him a little unable to move.

It was as uncomfortable as if he was disturbed, which made Zhao Deli's face a little pale, but he still had to endure it, in front of so many people, and he was still at the venue. If you fall on your pants, I'm afraid that the wisdom of that life will be gone.

A knife on the head of the word forbearance, forbearance!

Zhao Deli looked at Wang Zijun's mouth, and at this time he couldn't hear clearly what the 795th chapter of the yellow mud fell into the crotch of the crotch Wang Shu Ji was talking about, but in his heart, there was a wish, that is, Wang Shu Ji. Hurry up and finish it, if you don't finish it, my stomach will be uncomfortable.

Zhao Deli, who was holding his stomach, felt like he had a reaction to go to the toilet now, but the toilet was already full.

But Wang Zijun's speech seemed to be endless, and bursts of applause continued to sound, making Wang Zijun's speech. It becomes more and more enthusiastic.

"Brother, listen to how good the king said. That is, to build a wealthy Sillanam, and when we earn enough money to go back to my hometown, I will also build a few houses in my hometown and enjoy it. The old man with his hand on Zhao Deli's shoulder didn't understand what Zhao Deli was thinking at all, and still said to him with a smile.

Zhao Deli is about to cry, your uncle, I don't care what you want to do, fuck me, you have to let me send the goods out of this belly.

Looking forward to it. Looking forward to it, spring is coming, and Wang Shuji's speech is over. And while the applause came, Zhao Deli quickly rushed towards the toilet, at this time. His heart was full of tragedy, and he even had a thought in his heart, that is, he would never return.

"Comrade, what are you going to do?" See a sign for a toilet. Zhao Deli immediately rushed over, and at the moment when he was about to rush into the toilet, an old lady in her sixties, dressed responsibly, suddenly blocked in front of him, and her thick body like a mountain of meat stopped in front of the toilet door like a wall.

"What for?" The old lady's voice was stern, as if she were looking at a class enemy.

Zhao Deli really didn't have the heart to talk to the old lady at this time, he roared: "When you go to the toilet, you have to rush forward." ”

"This is the women's bathroom, what are you on?" The old lady was not ambiguous at all, and as soon as she stretched out her hand, she grabbed Zhao Deli's palm that was about to break free, and said in a righteous and awe-inspiring manner.

Women's toilet, won't it be so sad, Zhao Deli, who felt that he couldn't last long, took a look at the old lady with a hard hype, and said with a hint of pleading: "Auntie, where is the men's toilet?" ”

"Over there, just turn a corner." The old lady pointed to the distance and said in a deep voice.

Over there, looking at the corridor that was about to pass through the multi-purpose hall, Zhao Deli greeted the eighteenth generation of ancestors to the person who designed the toilet, but he still rushed towards the toilet over there like a gust of wind.

"Bang" Zhao Deli pushed the door hard, and found that the toilet couldn't be opened, what was going on. Zhao Deli, who had already left his anger, was about to raise his fist and slam it towards the toilet door, when he saw a sign on his head that read: Toilet renovation, please go up to the third floor. ”

What a cheat!

Zhao Deli already felt that the could no longer be held back at this time, and with a crisp sound, Zhao Deli's expression suddenly became weird. The waiter of the hotel saw a man with his legs between his legs, as if he was injured, and jumped up to the third floor.

Isn't this the legendary flirting leg? After reading two martial arts novels, the waiter guessed maliciously in his heart.

Zhao Deli, who finally discharged the things in his stomach in one go, was greatly relieved, but he was still a little unhappy, that is, his brother's shorts, which were completely scrapped, looking at the yellow and clear patch on the shorts, Zhao Deli was ruthless, and took out the small saber he bought from the store that was said to be imported from Switzerland.

"Brother, what are you going to do, what age is it now, why can't you think about it!" Just when Zhao Deli stood up the blade, the door of the toilet was pushed open, and the person who pushed the door of the toilet reached out and grabbed his palm the moment he saw Zhao Deli holding a knife towards his lower body.

"Brother, this is your own happiness in the second half of your life, and now you can still live without the emperor, even if you are cruel to yourself, it is useless!" This is a warm-hearted person, on his sincere face, the look of difficult persuasion, he holding Zhao Deli's palm, and he is even more persuaded by his emotional intelligence from the Qing palace drama.

Looking at the small door that was opened, Zhao Deli thought that he was in a panic just now, and he forgot to lock the door, which is why this old man pulled the door, and this old man saw the scene of his bright smile, so he came to the association.

Why am I so unlucky, this lifetime of Qingming is all about to be paid for water! Zhao Deli, who felt uncomfortable in his heart, hurriedly said: "Big brother, I'm really not ......"

"Brother, the road of life is only so critical, and as long as you take a wrong step, it is a different life, you are still young, even if there is any disease, now that the medicine is prosperous, it can be treated, and like you, there is really no way to cure it." The man didn't wait for Zhao Deli to explain, and then said in a deep voice.

Zhao Deli was dizzy, he looked at the old man, and finally said with difficulty: "Big brother, you let me finish, I'll tell you, I don't want that, I want to cut off my underwear." ”

"Cut your underwear, what are you lying to me for, what, brother, think about it, this is the toilet, even if you want to understand it, you can't be here, it hurts and it hurts you to death, otherwise, think about it first, if you really have this kind of thought, it's better to go to the hospital." That old man was very tireless, and seeing that Zhao Deli was not ready to change, he suggested again softly.

Zhao Deli was annoyed, his mother's happy life has not been enough, why do you say that Lao Tzu, when he couldn't hold back his anger, Zhao Deli finally shouted loudly: "Lao Tzu pulled his pants, so he had to cut his underwear, you know!" ”

Zhao Deli's voice was very loud, and the big one made the toilet a little shocked. And the moment he finished speaking, the surroundings became silent.

"Hahaha......" A burst of laughter suddenly came from outside, and along with these laughter, there were many footsteps.

"Pull up your pants, there's a fucking thing like this."

"Hehe, I really didn't expect it, fortunately it's not from our Ronan City, it's a shame!"

"Are you still a child, well, don't talk about this, Wang Shuji has just finished speaking, let's go back to have a group meeting, let's go!"

And the old man who was holding Zhao Deli's hand, after glancing at Zhao Deli's crotch, hurriedly put down his hand, and after the old man groaned for a moment, he sighed with emotion: "Brother, in life, who hasn't pulled it?" Don't take it too seriously! ”

Zhao Deli snapped and closed the door of the toilet, he felt that he was really unlucky today, and he actually made such an unlucky thing. But it's a shame, it's a shame, things have to go on, he Zhao Deli's matter hasn't been completed yet, so it's good to do it.

The knife is worthy of Swiss quality, and almost instantaneously cut off the underwear. Zhao Deli looked at the yellow thing on the underwear, and finally breathed a sigh of relief.

After cleaning up, Zhao Deli didn't go out, he lit a cigarette and smoked it for a few minutes, and then walked out of the toilet leisurely. Fortunately, there was no one in the toilet, and he was relieved.

Instead of walking from the multi-purpose hall on the second floor, he turned a corner and walked to the exit of the hotel.

"Sir, please come here." The polite waiter whispered to him. This made Zhao Deli instantly find a feeling of being respected. But at the moment when he raised his hand and walked out of the room, he heard someone next to him whisper: "Have you heard, someone pulled his pants and shouted loudly......"

Zhao Deli, who no longer had the face to listen to it, seemed to have a gust of wind, and walked out quickly, this place, he really had no way to stay for a long time.

Zhao Deli, who originally wanted to go to Liao Ronghua, finally decided to go back to the company after taking two steps, and after returning to his car, he looked at the surrounding environment, and a feeling rose in his heart that I was back. (To be continued)!!