Seeing that hand stretching out of the sarcophagus, Han Tianyun only felt that his hairs stood on end.

Especially since it wasn't a bony skeletal phalange, but a fleshy, fat hand.

It's so anti-human.

When I entered such an ancient tomb, I was most afraid of seeing such an abnormal scene.

As the saying goes, there must be a demon when things go wrong, and the owner of that fat hand must be an extremely terrifying existence.

Sure enough, before Han Tianyun came back to his senses, the strange voice of the fat hand owner had come out of the sarcophagus.

"Hey...... Gua baby, you can be regarded as a wordy. ”

Before he saw anyone, Han Tianyun could imagine that the sarcophagus must be a bad old man with a rosacea, a big belly, who usually pretends to be serious and likes to glance at the buttocks of beautiful women.

"Gua Wazi, you and I have been waiting for thousands of years, and I have long been annoyed. ”

The man didn't reply when he saw that the cold sky was cloudy, and the words of the hippie smile came out of the sarcophagus again.

“...... Who are you?"

Listening to his dramatic voice, Han Tianyun's tense nerves relaxed slightly, and he couldn't help but ask boldly.

"Hee-hee, say it and scare the of you!"

The man shook his chubby fingers slightly on the edge of the coffin, trying to pretend to be unfathomable, but as soon as he spoke, an inexplicable sense of joy spread through the room.

Han Tianyun felt very strange, if he didn't want to take care of the small flowers and golden snakes on the ground, he really wanted to go to the sarcophagus to see the appearance of the person in the coffin.

"It's really useless in this world, who can scare me to death. ”

Han Tianyun thought about it and said deliberately with a big sting.

"Yo ho! Gua Wazi spoke loudly. ”

The bad old man paused, and said in a very proud tone: "Then you must have heard of my name as Fire True Monarch." ”

"Uh...... Who is that?"

Han Tianyun asked with a blank face.

"Yo! Gua Wazi is fake! This is too fake, you haven't heard of my great prestige from Huo Zhenjun, who are you fooling?"

"Uh...... I haven't heard of it yet. ”

Han Tianyun replied with a smile and a smile.

"Yes, Guawazi don't act, I'm away from Huo Zhenjun's feet in the ten directions of the mainland, splitting the five mountains of Kyushu, and blowing casually, blowing down the Northern Wilderness Ice Field, you actually told me that you don't recognize Lao Tzu?"

Lihuo Zhenjun cried out in annoyance.

“......”

Han Tianyun couldn't help but be dumbfounded, what else could he say about a person who liked to boast so much?

"What? You don't believe it?"

For Han Tianyun's silence, Lihuo Zhenjun was even more dissatisfied, and hurriedly shouted.

"Uh...... I believe it, and I believe that what my predecessors said is true. ”

Han Tianyun replied helplessly.

"What the hell? You don't believe it!"

Lihuo Zhenjun couldn't lie in the sarcophagus anymore, and he slammed it on the sarcophagus, poking out his small mung bean-like eyes.

"You ......"

The moment he saw Lihuo Zhenjun, Han Tianyun was taken aback.

I saw that this thing had a-like bun, and the black oil was very conspicuous.

A fat face was covered with a red rosacea, which was indeed the same as Han Tianyun had imagined.

But only his eyes had a chill that made people shudder.

At first glance, he thought it was two mung beans floating in his eye sockets, but when he looked closely, he found that where were the eyeballs, it was clearly two clusters of green ghost fire.

The ghost fire thing was originally just phosphorescent light, and there was nothing to be afraid of after knowing the principle.

But what made Han Tianyun creepy was that the other parts of Huo Zhenjun's face were extremely well maintained, and even showed a burst of baby fat, but there were no eyes.

This feeling is even more terrifying than seeing a skeleton walking towards you.

"Hee-hee, the melon baby is frightened, hee-hee-hee......"

Lihuo Zhenjun opened his red and cute little mouth under his mustache, his face was full of playful smiles, and he seemed to be very satisfied with scaring Han Tianyun.

"You're juggling?"

Han Tianyun felt that this dead fat man didn't like to play pranks, so he deliberately made these eyes out to scare himself.

"Tricks, tricks?"

The corners of Lihuo Zhenjun's mouth were hooked, and he looked at the cold sky cloud with a smile.

The more he stared at him, the more Han Tianyun felt a chill through his body, and he couldn't help but point to Lihuo Zhenjun's eyes and ask, "Your eyes?"

"Hehe, Zhenjun, I have been sleeping in the sarcophagus for a thousand years, and I have lost my eyes. ”

“......”

Han Tianyun felt that this bad old man was not lying, but stating an objective fact.

But it was precisely because of this that he felt colder and colder.

Obviously, this bad old man is not a human, but a ghost.

But his body was so well preserved, and his oily and slippery skin was even whiter and tenderer than that of his own youth.

It's just weird.

Could this be the legendary Ghost King, or the Zombie King?

Han Tianyun didn't want to know, and he didn't dare to ask.

But Lihuo Zhenjun seems to have insight into his heart.

He giggled there, as if he was very satisfied with Han Tianyun's pale face and undaring expression.

"Gua Wazi, you don't have to be afraid, Zhenjun and I generally don't hurt people, as long as you get some human brains from time to time and dip some mustard to eat. ”

His mung bean-like phosphorus fire swirled in his eyes, and he quickly thought of a terrifying trick.

But it's strange to say, if he didn't speak, Han Tianyun would still be very scared in his heart, but as soon as he spoke, the eerie and terrifying atmosphere dissipated.

Even when he said that he dipped human brains in mustard, Han Tianyun almost laughed.

"Zhenjun, you used to like seafood?"

"Hey, how do you know about melon baby?"

"Dip in mustard! Do you still like hot pot?"

"Ah......h You know?"

"That's for sure! Brain flower hot pot, that taste...... Tsk!"

Han Tianyun deliberately licked his lips, revealing a look of unfinished business.

"Yo ho! ”

The surprise on Lihuo Zhenjun's face seemed to evoke what a beautiful memory it was, and a string of saliva flowed from his mouth.

"So, Zhenjun, you're from another world?"

Han Tianyun's heart was stirring up shocking waves, he really couldn't imagine that a person who claimed to have slept in a coffin for a thousand years would take a pure Trump and salivate when he talked about hot pot.

"What do you mean?"

Lihuo Zhenjun sucked the saliva back into his mouth with a sigh, and looked at Han Tianyun with a wary expression.

"You're not from another world, why do you like seafood and hot pot?"

Han Tianyun asked aggressively.

Lihuo Zhenjun glanced at Han Tianyun inexplicably, and then said eloquently: "Gua Wazi, I'm afraid that you are from another world! I don't even know the seafood of Fusang and the hot pot of Xichuan, no wonder I haven't even heard of Lao Tzu's prestige." ”

“？”

This time it was Hantianyun's turn, and it was inexplicable.

When he came to the Blood Moon Continent, he did hear that Tianliu said that Xianling Island used to be called Fusang, and it was once a prince, but where was Xichuan?

Miao Jiang or Sealand Empire?

In the territory of the Great Moon Empire, I have never heard of the name of Xichuan!

And for eating hot pot, he really hasn't inquired seriously, and he doesn't know if there is really a place on the Blood Moon Continent where people like to eat hot pot.

But judging from his short life in Otsuki Kyoto, it seems that there is no such way to eat hot pot!

"Hmm...... I don't know what my predecessors said...... What continent is that? ...... What's going on?"

Han Tianyun thought about it and turned the topic back.

"Hmph, you don't have any meaning in doing this. ”

Lihuo Zhenjun pouted angrily, and his green gaze swirled around Han Tianyun's body, as if he wanted to completely see through the thoughts in Han Tianyun's heart.

"Lao Tzu hammered all over the world for a long time, this kind of heroic deeds that are rare in the past 1,000 years and extinct in the next 1,000 years, your turtle son Ge Lao Tzu plays deeply, pretending not to know, it is really unbelievable. ”

“......”

Han Tianyun felt that his head hurt.

When encountering such a living treasure, it is really unclear.

People are so worried about their prestige that they've forgotten what they came for, right?

After thinking about it, Han Tianyun felt that he needed to remind him.

"Senior, by the way, you can't hold this coffin board and want to come out, what do you want to get?"

"Huh?"

Lihuo Zhenjun was stunned by Han Tianyun's question, and the ghost fire in his eyes turned around twice before he suddenly regained his senses.

"What's the matter?

Lihuo Zhenjun looked at Han Tianyun with a disgusted expression, and the old god said on the ground: "Lao Tzu came out to see you, originally I wanted to ask your turtle son a few questions, and throw you a little private goods, so that you can go out and air every second." ”

Then he put on a look of hating iron but not steel, pointed at Han Tianyun and said: "But your turtle son doesn't even know the prestige of Lao Tzu's wisdom and martial arts, what else can you pass on!"

“......”

Han Tianyun was speechless.

After thinking about it, he decided not to entangle this issue with Lihuo Zhenjun, and asked again, "Why didn't Zhenjun dare to come out of the coffin?"

He observed for a long time, and found that although Lihuo Zhenjun was articulate, he did not climb out of the sarcophagus after sticking out his head, and there seemed to be something unspeakable.

Listening to his words, Lihuo Zhenjun really no longer bothered about his prestige, and looked around in the sky with some concern, before he lowered his voice and said: "Gua Wazi, you are quiet, don't attract that thief mother-in-law, that Lao Tzu's good life will come to an end." ”

"Huh, what thief?"

Han Tianyun raised his head in surprise and looked around, but there was no other figure.

"Shh

Lihuo Zhenjun was even more worried, and made a silent gesture with his fleshy index finger.

But he stared into the air for a moment with the ghost fire that kept turning, but the melancholy on his face became thicker and thicker, and finally he couldn't help beckoning to the cold sky and clouds, and said in a mysterious tone.

"You get closer, Lao Tzu has to throw some spiritual skills to send you a melon baby, and quickly nest up. ”

"Since Zhenjun is so scared, it's best to quickly retract back into the sarcophagus! ”

Han Tianyun frowned and thought for a moment, and said with a sincere face to Lihuo Zhenjun.

"You melon baby, Lao Tzu is a calf, you are this kind of ghost and sun, you provoke Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will kill you. ”

Hearing that Han Tianyun actually advised him to hide back in the sarcophagus, Lihuo Zhenjun was really angry, only to see that his face suddenly turned into a piece of frost, and he pointed at Han Tianyun with his fat finger and scolded.

"Oh...... The seniors were angry. ”

For such a moody existence, Han Tianyun was still very worried in his heart.

If you really mess with him, I really don't know what he's going to do.

So he hurriedly clenched his fists and apologized.

"Hmph! What about the predecessors? Lao Tzu said, Lao Tzu is your Gua Wazi's teacher, Ge Lao Tzu hurry up and kowtow to the teacher!"

Lihuo Zhenjun scolded there seriously, and the two mustaches above his lips couldn't help but tremble, as if he was extremely dissatisfied with Han Tianyun's performance.

But how dare Han Tianyun apprentice casually?

What's more, it's a thing that climbs out of the coffin board and doesn't know if it's a person or a ghost.

Even Han Tianyun faintly felt that if he followed the words of this Lihuo True Monarch, it was very likely that something bad would happen.

So you can't get close to the sarcophagus and kneel down to worship the teacher.

In addition, he also found out that what Lihuo Zhenjun was most worried about seemed to be the thief woman he said.

Although Han Tianyun didn't know where this thief was, whether it was a ghost or a human.

But if you think that it will be beneficial to you to make Lihuo Zhenjun afraid.

Isn't there a saying that the enemy of the enemy is the comrade-in-arms.

Therefore, it is the best choice to stand still and wait and see what happens.

"Ahem, Gua Wazi, what are you thinking, hurry up and say to the teacher. ”

Lihuo Zhenjun looked annoyed and angry, and pointed at Han Tianyun and scolded.

"The true monarch is an incomparable power, the kid is dull, worship under the true monarch, for fear of insulting the reputation of the true monarch, forget it!"

Han Tianyun changed his mind, and also hugged his fist haha.

"Hahaha...... You are such a fool, insulting Lao Tzu's reputation is absolute!"

Lihuo Zhenjun couldn't hear the irony in Han Tianyun's words at all, but nodded and said again and again: "But in the past thousands of years, there has been no one who can pry open Lao Tzu's tomb, and today it will be cheaper for you melon baby, you come here!"

"No, Zhenjun, you better lie back and wait for a Tianzhong Wizard. ”

"! You melon baby goblin goblin! Come over quickly, Lao Tzu won't blow you up." ”

"No, no, no......"

The more he invited, the more humble Han Tianyun became, and he waved his hand again and again to see how to fall for him.

"You...... Can't get over?"

Lihuo Zhenjun was angry again, the green light couldn't help flickering, and he couldn't wait to rush over and swallow the cold sky and clouds alive.

"Not coming!"

Han Tianyun saw that he had completely lost his patience, and couldn't help but simply have a showdown, put away the hippie smile and said.

"Your turtle son is very tugging!"

"Is that right! can you get here without dragging?"

"Don't be arrogant, you have the ability to come over. ”

"Hmph! you have the ability to come out!"

"You ......"

Time also passes imperceptibly.

Although Lihuo Zhenjun had already lost his patience, he didn't dare to really leave the sarcophagus, and Han Tianyun naturally wouldn't go over stupidly.

It's as if the two are putting on a funny soap opera, where they perform hard, but the plot comes to a complete standstill in the stalemate between the two.

Finally, a female voice suddenly sounded in the sky, breaking the deadlock.

"Leave the Fire Monarch, this palace has left a door for you......"

The female voice was so soft and glutinous, even a young man like Han Tianyun, whose body was not yet fully developed, couldn't help but shiver, and the hairs on his body stood up......