Chapter 264: Lazy Man
The other party agreed, and it is impossible not to agree.
Therefore, Heavenly Sin returned to the hands of the Heavenly Machine Gate again, and on the way back, the Candle Flame Saint Monarch couldn't help but ask, "Why did you leave secretly?" ”
Heavenly Sin laughed and said, "What do you mean by secretly? I'm a Tianji Sect elder, because I want to go out for a long time, do I need to sneak around? Am I an elder of the Heavenly Machine Gate? Does it not belong to any of your sects? How can you not have a little permission? ”
The Candle Flame Saint Monarch froze for a moment, and then said with a wry smile: "But although Xiaotian, your status is different now, but ...... Don't you still need us old men to protect you? I still need the power of the sect. ”
Tiansin rolled his eyes and said, "If you hadn't gotten it, I would still encounter this kind of bullshit now?" It's just a little girl, no matter what sect she belongs to, I don't have to be afraid, it's too unreasonable, are you women in Northern Qi so unreasonable? Oops......"
was directly beaten by Xiao Wu.
"Look! How unreasonable! ”
After such a trouble, the atmosphere was much more harmonious, and the group talked and laughed, as if they had forgotten what happened before.
After walking a long way, he finally left the scope of the desert, and he couldn't feel the soles of his feet when he stepped on the hard ground, and he never thought how comfortable it would be to step on the ground.
Suddenly stunned, he raised his head and looked into the distance, and then shouted: "Oops, Lao Tzu's car!" ”
In front of the yellow sand is an official road, paved with cyan gravel, which looks smooth, and there is a carriage slowly moving forward on it, and it is the black-robed man seen in the post station who is driving the car.
Xiao Ling also became bold because he had the support, and shouted loudly: "Our carriage, the one who stole our carriage!" Stop, car thief! ”
The black-robed man didn't seem to see them, and drove the carriage on.
Xiao Ling is very unhappy, if she is unhappy, she will make others more unhappy than her, so she goes directly to the official road and prepares to make the other party unhappy.
The black-robed man was very helpless, and jumped down from the carriage with a sigh, he should have a big face, because he only said: "I borrowed your carriage and will pay it back sooner or later, don't be in a hurry now." ”
Tiansin thought it was funny, and walked up to say something, but was directly stopped by the old beggar, shook his head and said, "Don't go, just give the carriage to them." ”
"You know?"
"I don't know, but I do."
"You know that he is the one who wants me to give it to him even if he steals my carriage?"
The old beggar said, "Many people want to give him things, but he won't ask for them, and now he wants your carriage, which is your blessing." ”
He laughed angrily and said, "So, he stole my carriage, and I have to thank him?!" ”
The old beggar said, "You can thank you or not, he won't thank you anyway." ”
Heavenly Sin's eyes widened, and he said, "That black-robed man is so powerful? Gold level master, or what? Are you scared of the old beggars? ”
The old beggar shook his head and said, "I'm not talking about 'he', it's the person in the car." ”
Heavenly Sin said: "Is there someone in the car? Who? ”
The old beggar said, "Lazy people, the laziest people in the world." ”
Xiao Wu couldn't hold back, and wondered: "Shouldn't that be Xiao Tian?" ”
Heavenly Sin was furious and slapped Xiao Wu's ass a few times.
The old beggar shook his head with a smile and said, "Look, Xiao Tian beats you, it proves that he is not lazy, and the one in the carriage, even if Xiao Wu you are stripped naked and lying in his arms, he may not be able to move." ”
Heavenly Sin pouted and said, "Hmph, I can also have such concentration!" And I never wash my face and go to the toilet by myself! ”
I don't know if it's anything to compare with, but the sin of heaven is lazier than the other party.
The old beggar laughed and said, "You see, we are here to block his way, and he will not come out or even say a word, and even if we smash this carriage now, he will not move." ”
Heavenly Sin said: "Isn't that a dead man?" ”
The old beggar said, "It's not much better than a dead man." ”
Heavenly Sin said: "Then you are still afraid of him?" ”
The old beggar smiled bitterly: "I am afraid of him, but at the same time, I also respect him." ”
Heavenly Sin rolled his eyes and said, "Then who is he?" ”
The old beggar said: "His name is Qi Fengyu, Qi is the Qi of the Northern Qi Kingdom, the wind is the wind of the storm, and the rain is the rain of the shower." ”
The corners of Tiansin's mouth twitched: "A lazy person, but he has a diligent name, this name is not worthy of this person at all." ”
The old beggar said, "No, it's a good match, he's just a storm." ”
"I'm not asking his name, I'm asking his identity!" ”
The old beggar said: "He is the fourth prince of the Northern Qi Kingdom. ”
Heavenly sin said: "It deceives people! The Four Princes? The Northern Qi Kingdom is much richer than the Southern Ming, and a dignified fourth prince will come to steal my carriage? ”
The old beggar said, "I said, he's lazy." ”
Heavenly Sin said: "Lazy can't be so poor, right?" The Four Princes! ”
The old beggar said, "He was too lazy to put a piece of divine crystal in his hand, and he didn't even bother to hold it." ”
Heavenly Sin frowned, and suddenly there was a sense of frustration, this world ...... Is there anyone who is lazier than himself?!
Then he asked, "How do you know it's him?" ”
The old beggar said: "Because of that black-robed man, he thundered, 'thunder and wind and rain are inseparable', since there is thunder, there must be wind and rain in the carriage." ”
Heavenly Sin said: "Wow! Qi Thunder? The name is like, is he also a prince? ”
The old beggar said: "He is the great prince of the Northern Qi Kingdom. ”
Heavenly Sin said: "Isn't that the prince?" Why are you so poor? He doesn't look lazy. ”
The old beggar said, "Because he is the deposed prince." ”
Tiansin became curious, looked up and down in front of Qi Leiting, and then asked, "Are you the deposed prince of the Northern Qi Kingdom?" Are you Qi Leiting? ”
Qi Thunder said calmly: "I have already discarded that surname. ”
"Hmm......" Tiansin frowned, "I don't look like you're very powerful." ”
Qi Lei Ting said: "Because I am not powerful at all, I am a blue-level cultivator." ”
"Hahahaha! Only blue? It's low, it's really low...... Uh......" Heavenly Sin laughed for a while, and then remembered the fact that he was only green level, and his face turned green.
Qi Leiting was not angry, and said with a wry smile: "It is precisely because it is very low that I am the deposed prince." ”
Heavenly Sin was puzzled: "Shouldn't the deposed crown prince be imprisoned in the palace for life?" ”
Qi Leiting nodded and said, "It should be like this, that's why I'm with the fourth brother." ”
Heavenly Sin said: "What do you mean? With him you don't have to be locked up? ”
Qi Leiting said: "Yes, with him, no one will dare to lock me up." ”
Heavenly Sin was surprised: "Wow! According to you, he is really a very powerful person, I can do without this carriage, but I want to take a look at this lazy man. ”
"Don't ......"
Qi Thundering wanted to block it, but it was too late.
Heavenly Sin took two steps to open the curtain directly, and then ...... He regretted it, and also understood that Qi Leiting didn't let him see it, which was definitely kind.
A foul smell erupted directly, as if a person who had eaten leeks, green onions and garlic directly put a green smoke fart in his face, and he was almost smoked to death.
Even Xiao Ling in the distance was not spared, and ran to the side retching and vomiting a large piece of sour water.
The curiosity of Heavenly Sin overcame the churning of his stomach, waved his arms, and the method of controlling things attracted a large wind dance, and he went straight to the inside of the carriage and blew a full stick of incense, and the taste was slightly lighter. Inside, a handsome man who didn't look like a man was lying on a pile of moldy food, as if there was feces in it, with his fair and smooth chest exposed.
"You ...... There really should be a woman to take care of ...... Speaking of thunder, why don't you clean up? ”
Qi Leiting pointed to his coat and hat and said, "That's why I wear this kind of hat that can isolate the smell." ”
"Uh...... You're not very diligent......"
Heavenly Sin was speechless for a while, and then asked, "It's only been less than half a day since you took my carriage, why did that food get moldy?" ”
Qi Leiting sighed: "Actually, borrowing your carriage is because it can fit that bed, if I carry it on weekdays, it will go very slowly, and it will make a lot of trouble to catch up." ”
Heavenly Sin said: "Even if there is a carriage, you will not go fast." ”
Qi Leiting smiled: "Enough." ”
Heavenly Sin was puzzled again: "Anyway, that old beggar will give way when he sees you, why are you still in trouble?" ”
Qi Thunder said: "No matter who you are in this world, what kind of realm you are powerful, or what kind of status you have, there will be trouble, the difference is that some people go to find trouble by themselves, while we will find some trouble." ”
"I don't believe it. ”
At this moment, someone said in the distance: "You should believe it." ”
A group of four people, two men and two women, came to the front of the carriage from a distance with two flashes. A man is very thin, as if there is no one in the world who is thinner than him, except for the skin is tendons, except for the tendons are bones, as for the muscles and fat, there is nothing, it looks like a skeleton with a piece of clothing.
The other man was very fat, as if there was no fatter man in the world, and the whole person stood there like a ball, unable to tell where the neck was and where the chest was, and if he didn't even look closely, he couldn't see where the arm was on the ball.
Among the two women, one is also extremely ugly, the pockmarked face is not counted, there is also a huge black mole on the cheekbones, a few hairs on it fluttering in the wind, two black lines on the face, I am afraid that the eyes are located, the nose is lower than the cheekbones, as if a dirt bag has been dug in a deep pit.
The other woman is extremely beautiful, and the beauty makes the heavenly sin immediately like she pounced on her coquettishness, touching and hugging, even if she is equipped with an upside-down blade on her body at this time, the heavenly sin wants to endure the pain, let the blade penetrate the body, and hug and kiss her.
"What a fucking superb!" Heavenly Sin scraped the words in his heart for a long time, and finally let out such an exclamation.
"The Four Masters of the Northern Martial Arts? How could they be here?! ”
The old beggar dodged to Heavenly Sin's side and pulled him back some distance.
Heavenly Sin wondered: "Northern Immortal Martial Arts? One of the five major sects of Northern Qi? Still four masters? They...... Well, in a sense, it's really the four masters...... Are they awesome? ”
The old beggar said in a deep voice: "If it were me, I would die, if it was me and Candle Flame, I would be able to retreat with my whole body, only with the addition of Wu Lao Demon, can I be able to fight a draw." ”
Heavenly Sin's eyelids jumped twice, and he said in a trembling voice: "That...... That's pretty impressive. ”
The extremely beautiful woman glanced at Tiansin, smiled lightly, and said in a smile: "Little brother, do you know the people in this carriage?" ”
Heavenly Sin hurriedly shook his head and said, "No, I don't know." ”
The extremely beautiful woman said, "Oh, that's fine, can I ask you to give up some space?" If you get too close, it's hard for your sister to guarantee that she won't hurt you. ”
Heavenly Sin immediately turned around and left, saying, "You are busy, goodbye!" ”
"No need."
But at this moment, a calm voice came from the carriage.