Chapter 302 New You've got flowers on your ass
"Hit! Brothers hit hard! Abolish this little white face that doesn't give face to the eldest brother! β
While fanning the flames of confusion, Li Mengnan rounded his arm and aimed at the head dangling in front of him, and smashed the two bottles, and the two unsuspecting thugs rushed into the street very simply, without even having time to snort.
"! What's the situation? How did you pour two? It was impossible for two big living people to lie there without anyone seeing, and the thugs immediately became vigilant.
It's a pity that they met Li Mengnan, who was experienced in the group, and at the same time as putting down the two gangsters, he immediately threw a few wine bottles in different directions, allowing them to do free fall in the air.
"! That little white face actually dared to fight back! β
Li Mengnan's basin of dirty water was splashed over, and the gangsters who had already hit the red eye immediately hit the trick, and Wu Mingyuan, who was hiding behind the dining table, was fighting back against them, screaming and screaming again, speeding up the strength and frequency of his hand again, smashing the empty wine bottle at hand, and even the new beer that was not opened was suffered.
"Isn't it? Is that okay too? β
The four girls who hid in the distance to watch the battle were completely dumbfounded, in their impression, although there is no violent aesthetics in the street group fight, but at least it should be like the movie "Crazy Boy" series, showing the man's passionate pride and indomitable spirit in a dignified manner.
And Li Mengnan's insidious way of sneaking up and stumbling on the black bricks at the moment, the whole image of Xiao Qisan, who is despicable and slippery, sees the wind and makes the rudder, and compared with Wu Mingyuan's domineering power just now, he can't open his eyes.
After concocting the same method and putting down the two gangsters, even if those gangsters were stupid, they noticed that there was an "inner ghost" in the team, and they didn't care about Wu Mingyuan anymore, and immediately turned around and besieged Li Mengnan.
With the example of Wu Mingyuan first, these gangsters did not dare to underestimate Li Mengnan's strength, but it was a pity that they underestimated Li Mengnan's shameless Cheng dΓΉ.
Compared with them, Li Mengnan is like a real gangster, and he is surprisingly black when he fights, stepping on his toes, playing with pearls, and flirting with his legs, he is simply doing everything.
What is even more hateful is that there is no sand on the pavement brick floor to raise, but Li Mengnan has found something better than sand - chili powder for barbecue, red chili powder bursts in the air with fantastic pale pink smoke, and the gangsters who have been tricked are all weeping and wailing bitterly, as if they are making the deepest repentance for all the sins they have committed in their lives.
This gang of gangsters really has a hard time to say, they have debuted for some years, and they have never fought such a disgusting fight, in the past, the opening of the film was more and more energetic, even if they saw blood, they were all the way like a rainbow, but today I don't know where such a freak appeared, all kinds of tricks and strange tricks have just beaten their morale lower and lower, if it weren't for the previous anger in their hearts, it would be estimated that someone would have picked on them a long time ago.
This fight was too aggrieved.
"Drink!"
The overturned table in the center of the venue was overturned, and glass slag and beer foam rained down.
Seizing Li Mengnan's favorable opportunity to create a zΓ o for Cheng Biting Jin, who had been suppressed so much that he couldn't raise his head, Wu Mingyuan, who had been suppressed so much, finally rushed out from behind the dining table, burst into the gangsters like a tiger out of the cage, punched and kicked, and seemed to vent all the anger accumulated in his chest.
A few gangsters on the side poured blood mold, and one by one they were beaten into "trapeze" by the angry Wu Mingyuan, flying upside down several meters away like a broken plastic bag containing garbage, lying on the ground with air out or not, and I don't know if I was dead.
Soon only the gangster in the lead was left, seeing Wu Mingyuan, whose eyes were full of red bloodshots, forced over with a gloomy face, this gangster smashed a wine bottle on his head, rolled his eyes and fell to the ground with a very bachelor's hand, chatting with Zhou Gong.
The account of this goods is clear, doing it yourself is a skin injury, at most a few stitches on the head will be over, if it is replaced by Wu Mingyuan, a professional martial artist, he will be beaten with five labors and seven injuries, and it will be his ancestors who have accumulated virtue.
"Phew, garbage!"
Wu Mingyuan took a mouthful of blood foam from his mouth, his eyes showing extreme contempt, but the dignity of being a martial artist made him disdain to fall into a well against an enemy who had lost the ability to resist.
This is the pedantry of orthodox martial artists, if it is replaced by Li Mengnan, let alone just fainting, even if it is death, as long as he is not angry, whipping the corpse can be considered.
The temperature on the side of his mouth was hot, and a cigarette was just burning to his head.
Li Mengnan spit out the cigarette butt and stepped on it, nodding with satisfaction, although he hadn't played group fights for a long time, his skills had not returned, and he was as sharp as ever.
Seeing that the situation at the scene was stable, Le You and other women hurriedly stepped forward to help Zhuang Jia, took out tissues and helped her stop the bleeding and wipe her face.
"Fuck off! I don't need your fake kindness! β
It's a pity that Zhuang Jia didn't appreciate it, and rudely pushed away the Leyou and other women, tore off the paper towel on his head that had turned red, and fell to the ground with his might, covering his forehead that was still bleeding with his hand, and limped out.
"Why is this man like this? The dog bites Lu Dongbin, and he doesn't know the hearts of good people......" Chen Lingling angrily stuffed back the paper towel that had just taken out half of it, and hugged Le Youyou.
"Forget it, they are all classmates from the same school, you can help if you can, what you want is peace of mind, it doesn't matter if you thank you or not."
Le Youyou comforted several angry roommates, looking at Zhuang Jia's limping back with a complicated expression, as if he wanted to say something, but in the end he just sighed meaningfully.
"Hey, buddy, do you want to wipe the blood off your face?"
Li Mengnan also handed Wu Mingyuan in front of him a napkin that he had just carried in his pocket, he felt that he must have been infected by the humanitarian spirit of Le You and others, if he had changed before, he would not have been able to do such a humane move.
At least not for men.
It's a pity that Li Mengnan's rare hot face is still attached to the cold butt, and Wu Mingyuan didn't accept the kindness he expressed to him, but showed resentment as if he had been insulted, and raised his head in the wind and said coldly:
"The people of the Wu family don't need the mercy of others."
Li Mengnan shrugged indifferently, he had long been mentally prepared for Wu Mingyuan's stinky face that he didn't know how to lift.
Since ancient times, there is no first martial arts and no second, and the martial artist is this stinky temper, and he values face more than anything else, otherwise Yue Buqun, the head of Huashan, would not even cut off the roots of his descendants in order to cultivate the "Sword Spectrum to Ward Off Evil Spirits", so how ruthless do you have to be to yourself?
"Another guy who doesn't know what to do! It's no wonder that these two people can get together, and they really smell like each other. β
Unlike Chen Lingling, who only pays attention to her appearance, Yu Meixin is a pragmatist, although she will not have any affection for Li Mengnan because of such a group fight like a teenteen or sixteen underage girl, but it is inevitable to look at each other differently, after all, the first label of a man in any woman's heart is "sense of security", and it is quite good to know such a friend who seems to have a high force value.
Li Mengnan smiled slightly: "I don't know if it smells like each other, I only know that it's too late if you don't run now." β
"Huh?"
Yu Meixin followed Li Mengnan's line of sight to look into the distance, only to see several white vans drifting like F1 cars parked at the corner of the street, as soon as the door opened, twenty or thirty people came down from the small door less than a meter wide, carrying various murder weapons such as steel pipe machetes, screaming and rushing towards the barbecue food stalls.
"! Who is the one who dares to touch us without opening his eyes? Don't even think about running today! β
Yu Meixin, who was still beside Li Mengnan, was so frightened that her face turned pale at the moment, she originally thought that she was only provoking a few ordinary street gangsters, looking at the scale of this reinforcement, they were obviously provoking B society!
"I ...... I still have a date, go first, and invite you to dinner another day! β
Yu Meixin shrank her head weakly, and escaped into the crowd of onlookers who fled in all directions with her Xiaokun bag, and it was really difficult for her to run a 100-meter sprint speed with a pair of eight-centimeter high heels.
"Sister Youyou, let's run! These gangsters are simply crazy, they will fight people when they see them! Chen Lingling held Le Youyou's hand tightly, and her petite body was swayed left and right by the fleeing crowd.
"Li Mengnan!" Le Youyou tried to call Li Mengnan to go with him, but the surging crowd had already washed the two of them apart.
Wu Mingyuan ran very simply, perhaps for him, this kind of behavior should be called a strategic retreat, it is a coward to run one-on-one, and it is a fool to be beaten by a group and not run.
The dignity of a warrior does not need to be embodied in such a place.
The main owner has run away, and Li Mengnan, who plays soy sauce, will naturally not stay in the top tank, that is a professional hooligan in the thirties and forties, and one person and a brick can bury his small body.
When you come out to mix the rivers and lakes, the most important thing is not how profound your kung fu is, but your self-knowledge, how much rice you have in your belly, how wide your chrysanthemum is, and how much coarse you have.
To sum it up, it's actually just one sentence - it's not impossible to pretend to be coercive, but before pretending to be coercive, you have to think about whether the other party will beat you.
At this time, he showed the benefits of having a low sense of storage, threw away the "murder weapon" in his hand and pretended to be frightened and innocent to stand in the crowd, Li Mengnan immediately "disappeared from everyone", which is like Wu Mingyuan's little white face, he can escape so elegantly and gracefully, and he doesn't even take off the blood-stained white clothes, which is like a mockery and hatred.
There is nothing difficult in the world, but I am afraid that there will be new people.
A pig-like teammate is not useless, at least when you run away, you will find that he has irreplaceable value in his existence.
The gangsters of the top ten were all led away by the wind-like boy, and the few gangsters who had seen Li Mengnan's "murder" were also separated by the chaotic crowd around them, and they could no longer find his trace for a while.
Li Mengnan was about to take advantage of the chaos to slip away, but suddenly found that the long-haired girl Nie Xiaoqian was looking for a way out in the crowd in a panic, and tried to break through several times, but was hit back one after another by the irregular movement of people like heated molecules, staggered and almost fell.
There is also a bad side to the weak feeling of saving zΓ i, Le Youyou and the three of them ran away, and they didn't remember that there was one less person......
"Hold my hand and follow me!"
Li Mengnan pushed through the crowd, grabbed the other party's boneless wrist, forcibly dragged it out, and pulled her to run wildly without looking back.
It wasn't until he ran into a secluded residential area nearby that Li Mengnan let go of his hand to rest for a while, and turned his head to speak but couldn't help but be stunned.
The girl behind him who was dragged by him and ran for hundreds of meters was not Nie Xiaoqian, but Zhuang Jia, the girl who showed off her wealth!
"Aren't you Leyouyou's boyfriend? Why didn't you save her just now, why did you save me? We haven't figured it out last time, don't expect you to save me, I'll be grateful to you! β
Zhuang Jia looked at Li Mengnan coldly, with a hint of shame in her resentment, she was a girl who cared about her image very much, but every time she was the most unbearable, she would let the goods in front of her catch up.
She felt very powerless in her heart, and she might be able to dictate in front of others, but in front of Li Mengnan, this kind of arrogance was ridiculous - the bastard in front of her had even seen her naked, and no matter how arrogant she was, she was just an empty shell that was about to collapse at the touch of a button.
Li Mengnan blinked, and said in his heart, "Are you trying to save you?" Isn't this the wrong person? At that time, the scene was so chaotic, it was normal to catch one or two wrong hands.
But if you lose or lose, Li Mengnan simply made a mistake, calmly lit a cigarette, looked up at the sky at a very artistic angle of 45 degrees, and said lightly: "Who is not saved to save?" You little girl is annoying, but you're a living thing! I'm a kind-hearted person, and I usually see a kitten, a dog, and an ant injured, and I will save it, it's just a habit, so you don't have to bear any psychological pressure...... There is no need to repay the promise or anything, you are a young lady who is not diligent and does not distinguish between grains, and my brother can't afford to serve it. β
In the eyes of this bastard, he is actually just a living creature similar to a kitten and a puppy?
Zhuang Jia felt that her lungs were about to be blown up, if it weren't for the fact that private bodyguards were not allowed in the university, she would definitely let the bodyguards hang this bastard, and then she would tear this bastard's mouth with her own hands.
"Hmph, don't dream, lazy toads also want to eat swan meat! Even if I Zhuang Jia falls in love with the beggar on the side of the road, I won't take a fancy to you! β
Li Mengnan high-fived with a boxer, looking suddenly enlightened, and Zhuang Jia's eyes began to be meaningful.
"Oh? A beggar on the side of the road? Although love does not distinguish between high and low status, I really didn't expect your Miss Zhuang to have such a heavy taste......"
"You! Bastard! β
Zhuang Jia almost spurted out a mouthful of blood, if she talked about raising the bar and letting go of the mouth cannon, where was she the opponent of Li Mengnan, who had been in a hundred battles, her face was flushed and she couldn't think of how to fight back, so she could only stomp her feet in hatred and turn away.
"Hey, Miss Zhuang, are you having a period today?" Li Mengnan clasped his hands into a horn and shouted to Zhuang Jia.
Zhuang Jia almost stumbled and fell, this bastard came to humiliate her on purpose, right? This kind of girl's ** question can actually be asked?
"It's your business!" Miss Zhuang's phoenix eyes were angry, and she rarely burst into foul language.
"I'm not as heavy as your Miss Zhuang, and I'm not interested in your menstrual cycle...... However, if you confirm that your aunt has not come to see you recently, then I can only regret to tell you that you have a flower on your butt. β
Li Mengnan pointed to Zhuang Jia's back casually.
The eldest lady is wearing a pair of white slim-fitting women's slacks today, and the little red flowers on the tips of her hips are like a picture of plum blossoms in bloom in the snow.
Zhuang Jia touched his buttocks suspiciously, only to find that his hands were bright red, and he couldn't help but let out a high-decibel scream that all jets were ashamed of, and his body was uncontrollably paralyzed.
Li Mengnan quickly put up one of her arms, and forcibly lifted the falling Zhuang Jia again, he didn't expect this Miss Zhuang to faint blood.
It's strange, didn't she already have a lottery on her head just now...... Eighty percent of them treat blood as residual wine, so they don't care, do they? Anyway, the eyes can't see the wound on the head......
"Blood! That's a lot of blood! β
For some reason, Zhuang Jia suddenly became hysterical, as if the end of the world was coming, his eyes were full of panic, and he completely disappeared from the proud eldest lady in the past, and grabbed the placket of Li Mengnan's chest with both hands, and the unusually huge hand strength almost tore his clothes in half from the middle.
"I'm going to die! I'm going to die! Help me! Help me! β
This kind of abnormality is by no means as simple as blood sickness, and it is obvious that this Miss Zhuang has had some blood-related horror experience that causes this excessive stress reaction to appear.
If any enemy spills any blood at this time, he can definitely send this Miss Zhuang directly to the insane asylum, and it has to be an intensive care area.
Li Mengnan will not take advantage of the danger of people to fall into the well, in the final analysis, this Zhuang Jia is just a spoiled rich girl, although the arrogant attitude of taking the initiative to ridicule at every turn is quite hated, but it is not to death.
What's more, this girl is quite beautiful, it's a pity to be so crazy.