Chapter 101: Master of Playing Pig
Seeing that Tang Yu really rolled in, Tang Yi smiled apologetically at everyone, "I'm sorry, this is my half-brother, Tang Yu." Because her mother was a maid, he was not very smart. Originally, the ugliness of the family should not be publicized, but my Tang family does not have many heirs, so this time there is an extra seat, so let him make up the number. Ladies and gentlemen! ”
Tang Yi's words could not be described as vicious, although his tone was flat, and even seemed to have some cordial scolding for his younger brother. But in reality, it is a trampling and insult.
Tang Yu was not annoyed, he grinned and walked in, sat down, and said to Tang Yi with his hands dancing: "Brother! Why didn't you call me when you came? I overslept, and I woke up at three o'clock in the afternoon, and when I went to your room, I saw that the four black girls were gone. You're gone, too. I wondered, brother, you were so tired last night that you could get up so early, I didn't do anything last night, why did you oversleep? ”
Everyone's eyes lit up and stared at Tang Yi, this guy is polite, he is so serious? I like black girls, and I'm not afraid of being ridden to death.
Tang Yi coughed angrily and shouted, "Shut up!" Then he felt a little bit like three hundred taels of silver here, and changed his words, "You drank too much, right?" What nonsense? ”
Tang Yu spread his hands: "I'm not talking nonsense!" You didn't really call me, I just played on the game console all night and overslept. After going out, I was dizzy, the navigator on the car lied to me, causing me to get lost, I smashed the navigator and went to take a taxi to find here. ”
Everyone was stunned, there are few people in the Tang family who have enough two! Did the navigator provoke you? What kind of grudge is this?
Bai Bichan and Liu Moran had no time to take care of Tang Ershao, they just stared at Tang Yi intently, but their minds were completely different.
Liu Moran was thinking, what Tang Yu said was not true, Brother Tang Yi was not such a person who didn't know how to love himself.
Bai Bician was thinking, this matter must be true, a man who can compete with four black girls is a good man, if you marry him, you will be blessed! Custody will not go hungry.
Tang Yi had no choice but to explain: "The servants in my family are all black maids, and there are four of them in my villa, and they are only responsible for doing laundry, cooking, and cleaning my room. Tang Yu is too stupid to speak, don't believe him. ”
Liu Moran smiled and nodded, contented with this explanation.
Bai Bicicada also smiled slightly, but she was thinking in her heart, could it really be just cleaning the room? I hope not......
Tang Yu said: "Yes, that's what I mean." My brother really didn't do anything to those four black girls, don't get me wrong. My brother doesn't like women. ”
There was another uproar at the scene.
Lin Xiao looked at Zhang Yaguang, Zhang Yaguang's face suddenly turned pale, and he glared at Lin Xiao fiercely.
Liu Moran and Bai Bician looked at Tang Yi again, this time they had the same thoughts, hoping that Tang Yu was lying. But it's a little different, Liu Moran is worried that Tang Yi's brother is really that kind of person, but Bai Bichan thinks, if Tang Yi really likes men, then won't he be busy looking for food after getting married?
"If you don't want to come, get out of here!" Tang Yi finally couldn't help but be furious, "It's vulgar!" If I were a father, I would have kicked your mother and son out of the house a long time ago. ”
Tang Yu looked frightened and said, "What's wrong?" Elder brother! You taught me, love the country but not the beauty, a manly man should pour his passion and heart into his career. Am I wrong? ”
Everyone was disappointed, and Liu Moran and Bai Bicicada breathed a sigh of relief.
Tang Yi was choked, and only after a while did he take a hard breath, forcing himself to calm down, and said, "That's right." That's what I taught you, and I'm glad you remember. ”
"I remember everything you said, I admire my brother the most!" Tang Yu said excitedly.
Tang Yi's heart knot was finally untied, he had always disliked this younger brother, but because Tang Yu lacked a string in his brain, he strangely obeyed Tang Yiyan's plans and scolded him, and he was even more obedient than his father. He didn't abolish Tang Yu at this time, and this time he made an exception to let him come to such an important occasion.
"Very good, if you don't listen to me, get out of the Tang family." Tang Yi is not without suppression.
Everyone looked at Tang Yu with disdain and disdain, you must know that even in a big family, the descendants will not be so unscrupulous, because this is already an era of standing tall and not idle, and the descendants should sit firmly in their positions, and it is more about winning over rather than squeezing out the children.
Tang Yu didn't look the slightest annoyed, but said happily: "Don't worry, brother, I remember everything you said." You said I want to be like you, focus on my career, and don't be swayed by women. Just like you, even if Bai Bicicada doesn't have a face upside down, and Liu Moran pulls down his face to cater to it, you can disdain it, women are hypocritical, and the more they ignore them, the more energetic they become. ”
With a bang, the scene exploded.
Bai Bicicada and Liu Moran each had their faces sinking like water, and they didn't even look at Tang Yi.
Xu Junfeng was like a cat seeing a fish, and asked Tang Yu with great interest: "Your brother is really good, I also admire it." So how many women did your brother sleep with in one night? ”
Tang Yu folded his hands and counted them, and then said, "I won't sue you." I know your name is Xu Junfeng, stupid, you think you can fool me? ”
Xu Junfeng: "......"
Zhao Defu and Lin Xiao laughed together, not to mention the others, and a few people who were affected and Zhang Yaguang were quite stable.
Liu Moran suddenly asked Tang Yu: "Does your brother really say that about me and Bai Bi Chan?" ”
Bai Bicicada also looked at Tang Yu like this.
Tang Yu saw Tang Yi looking at him with cannibalistic eyes, so he opened his mouth and didn't speak. After holding it for a long time, he tentatively asked Tang Yi: "Brother, is this there or not?" ”
Tang Yi was so angry that he almost closed his breath, and said angrily: "You are a pig!" Seek truth from facts! ”
"Oh! That's no. Tang Yu said categorically, "I broke it blindly." ”
Liu Moran breathed a sigh of relief.
Then Tang Yuyou cowered and asked Tang Yi: "Brother, is it okay to say this?" ”
Tang Yi grabbed a handful of chips and bounced up, ready to smash the chips in Tang Yu's face. He has always been gentle and elegant, but this time, he was really so angry that he couldn't pinch Tang Yu's evil obstacle to death.
"Brother......" Tang Yu looked at Tang Yi pitifully, "Then do you say yes or no?" ”
Tang Yi's feet softened, sat back, and said to Tang Yu, "Shut up." Then he explained to Bai Bician and Liu Moran, which calmed down the incident.
Fortunately, Tang Yu was no longer talking nonsense, he was frightened by Tang Yiyi, and he was much more honest.
Xu Junfeng was told by Tang Yu just now, making a joke, and he was unhappy, so he sneered at Lin Xiao: "That soft egg, it's really stupid." ”
Lin Xiao smiled and said, "You are stupid." That guy is a man of great wisdom, and you can't understand it in such a position. ”
After that, Lin Xiao glanced at Tang Yu deeply, and found that Tang Yu was also looking at him, looking at each other, Tang Yu showed a simple smile, Lin Xiao also replied with a sincere smile, more simple and more beautiful than Tang Yu, and the two big white teeth were shining.
Tang Yu was stunned, he met a master of pretending to be a pig!