Chapter 1466: The thief shouts to catch the thief
After seeing the signboard clearly, the gray-haired witch Zhu breathed a sigh of relief.
"This is obviously a demonic inn, you can't read!"
"Your father will definitely not die of illness in the future. He said.
Xiao San shamelessly asked, "Dad, then how are you going to die?"
"I..." The gray-haired Wu Zhu wanted to kick Xiao San again, but before he could make a move, Xiao Er Wu Zhu kicked it for him.
"Look at you're mad at daddy. Dad was going to be scared to death by us, but now he is going to be angry with you. Xiao Er said.
"Your uncle!" the little third witch wished back, "What's the difference between being scared to death and being angry to death?"
"Of course there is a difference. Xiao Er Wuzhu returned it again, "The face of being scared to death is more scary, and the face of being angry is just whiter." ”
"It's all dead anyway, angry and scared to death..."
"That's enough!" the gray-haired witch couldn't help but yell, drawing the attention of all the pedestrians on the street.
In order to avoid attracting attention, the gray-haired witch Zhu hurriedly suppressed his temper and gritted his teeth and said, "Why did I give birth to you two things?"
"Hey, Dad, what are you going to give birth to?" asked the junior curiously.
"It's not something!" the gray-haired witch's teeth creaked.
If you scold these two things, don't you scold yourself.
However, I can't stand the idiocy of the two sons, "Dad means that he is not going to give birth to two things." ”
The gray-haired Wu Zhu couldn't help it, and if he didn't make a move, he would really be angry to death.
"Shut up!"
He grabbed a person with one hand and pushed it directly in front of Wu Zhu behind, "Escort them back to the inn and lock them up, no one is allowed to open the door for them without my order!"
"Yes. "The witches are commanded.
Before leaving, the gray-haired witch Zhu glanced back at the inn's signboard with fear.
He instructed the young Wu Zhu beside him, "Check this inn." ”
The young witch took the order and left the team.
Lao Huang watched a scene for free, and went back with a smile: "Hey, you two didn't see it, those two witches just now amused me to death." ”
He walked over to the counter and poured himself a cup of tea, "That gray-haired witch wish, in the future, he will definitely be angry with the two things he gave birth to." ”
"That's right. ”
After drinking it all, Lao Huang asked curiously, "I saw that the leading Wu Zhu, I was quite afraid of the 'Demon Inn', what's going on?"
"What's going on, the shopkeeper is doing everything for them. ”
Bai Xingxing came back to his senses from his contemplation, "Even if it doesn't hurt them, Shopkeeper Yu will disgust them every once in a while." ”
In terms of disgusting people, Shopkeeper Yu is very talented.
Not to mention, now the Yangzhou Witch House has also been freed by the Eastern Wilderness Witch, because their believers are getting fewer and fewer.
The reason for this is because of the rule for the rest of his life that anyone who works under the inn, or whose work is related to the inn, is not allowed to have believers in the witchhouse.
His reasons are also very high-sounding.
"I have a grudge against the witchhouse, and I am an innkeeper, and I am afraid that their followers will take the opportunity to poison the food. ”
After this rule was put down, almost instantly, there were fewer witches.
No way, people have to eat.
Besides, if you believe in the king of the Eastern Wilderness, you can get a discount when you enter the inn to eat, and you can buy a few more big chicken legs.
The witch of Yangzhou Witch House once went to the inn to find the rest of his life, and Xiao Er told him that he was in the middle of the wilderness for the rest of his life.
If you want to find it, you have to go over the Dongshan Mountain Range, walk for half a year, and go to the middle wilderness to find it.
This almost didn't the witch to death.
Bai Xingxing said this, and stretched out his hand to Lao Huang, "Rice money." ”
"What kind of food?" Lao Huang was stunned.
"The two witches wish the money for the meal. Bai Xingxing looked at him, "You don't want to eat it alone, do you?" I tell you, there is still money for my cooking." ”
"It's not. Lao Huang was anxious, "You confiscated the money?!"
Bai Xingxing was stunned for a moment, "You are standing at the door, I thought you would collect the money." ”
"I'll go!" Lao Huang hurriedly ran outside, "I forgot about this stubble." ”
Although Lao Huang's name is Lao Huang, but the business can't be Lao Huang, today I finally caught two big fools and opened a business, and I must not let them go.
Letting Lao Huang chase after him, Bai Xingxing continued to frown.
"You say. He asked the Rakshasa Bird, "These witches have traveled thousands of miles from the Eastern Wilderness, are they really just to help the gods of the Central Plains exorcise ghosts and build a witch house?"
"Otherwise, what else can you do?" asked the Rakshasa Bird.
Both of them are from the Eastern Wilderness, and they are very familiar with the witch house.
First use the power of exorcism to gain a firm foothold in the city, then develop believers, and finally occupy the magpie's nest, sit on an equal footing with the city lord, or surpass the city lord.
In many cities in the Eastern Wilderness, the power of the witch house has even reached the point where the city lord can be expelled and the city lord can be abolished.
"Do this in the Central Plains?" Bai said happily.
Unlike the Eastern Wilderness, which is dominated by humans, it is the monsters who are in charge in the Central Plains, and there are nine cities above the monsters.
No matter how many believers there are in the Witch Courtyard, I'm afraid they can't replace these demon god city lords, right?
"Maybe you're used to it, and you haven't changed it for a while?" said the Rakshasa Bird.
Seeing Bai Xing worried, she said, "Why don't I help you find out at night?"
"Don't. Bai Xingxing hurriedly waved his hand, "No matter what you say, they are also ghosts, and they are very good at dealing with ghosts." ”
"I'm a demon, not a ghost. Rakshasa emphasized.
Although she is a demon who became too resentful after death.
"Others say that demons are beasts, what kind of beast are you?" Bai Xing joked.
"Get out!" said the Rakshasa Bird angrily.
Bai Xingxing was afraid that the Rakshasa Bird would really go at night, and said, "Even if you are a demon, don't go." ”
Wu Zhu also has a set of exorcisms, don't say that the Rakshasa bird, and the demon gods will frown when they meet these ghosts.
Far away there is the pig god of the Great Compassion Mountain, who is tortured by skeletons and wants to die, and life is better than death.
There are some gods of the Central Plains nearby, because they are entangled by ghosts, so they invite people from the witch courtyard to come and help them exorcise ghosts.
"Huh?" Speaking of this, Bai Xing suddenly said, "Those ghosts that entangle the gods of the Central Plains are not the black hands behind the witch courtyard, right?"
The two looked at each other and nodded in unison.
"Don't say it, it's possible. Rakshasa said.
The words were divided into two ends, one for each table, and said that after Lao Huang chased out, he soon saw the young Wu Zhu - he was left to inquire about the inn.
Lao Huang San pushed and made two steps, grabbing the collar of the young Wu Zhu.
Uncle Sheep Demon, who was talking next to him, hurriedly put down the sentence "It's him", and then picked up the basket he sold radishes and ran.
"Hey, what are you running?" Lao Huang shouted at him, "I don't give money every time I buy something!"
"You're giving money, I'm not afraid that you won't give money. The sheep demon smiled back and smiled kindly, spread the ladder and ran.
Lao Huang is giving money, but the amount he gives is not right, they are plant demons, ten yuan of vegetables, they can be counted as seven yuan.
The sheep demon can't be taught, but he can't hide it.
Lao Huang didn't bother to pay attention to him, and looked back at Wu Zhu.
Young Wu Zhu was struggling incessantly, "What are you doing! In broad daylight, Lang Lang Qiankun, men and women are not kissed, what do you want to do!"