Chapter 46 Tofu is a ** annoyance

It is free to wander in the dark, but when you walk at night, you will always encounter ghosts.

This ghost is Zhang Zhi, and he is still a ghost king with thousands of troops, and when he meets him, he can only be skinned and boiled in a pot, and even the salt for cooking meat is provided by themselves......

The tiger and Cheng Li lay motionless in the haystack, and a crow chased away by the wild dog stopped two feet away from the tiger's head, irritably picking his feathers with his beak, and went up to have a good meal after waiting for the wild dog to eat. The tiger divided a bubble of urine eight times before slowly urinating, and used his eyes to stop Xiaoli's urge to get up, lying quietly like this, testing the fragile nerves of human beings all the time.

From yesterday afternoon to now, they have watched a whole scene of burning, killing, and looting. On several occasions the hooves of the Tangut horses galloped less than a foot in front of them......

The sun gradually turned westward, and suddenly a small group of cavalry appeared from all around, and reorganized the town of Yanguan in an encircled formation, and only after confirming that there were no living people did they form a group and ran south.

When those people walked away, the tiger sat up and ripped off the camouflage on his body, and slapped his trouser legs like crazy, Xiao Li was the same, and when they tore off their pants and looked at them, they found that their legs and legs were full of red marks, and they carefully avoided the wasps, avoided the snakes, and forgot about the ants......

The tiger took a mouthful of wine in his mouth and squirted on Xiaoli's red and swollen legs and rubbed it vigorously, waiting until the itching that drilled his heart was almost gone, and it was Xiaoli's turn to scrub him.

Xiaoli complained while rubbing the tiger's furry thighs: "Why did you pee in your pants?" ”

The tiger smiled awkwardly and said: "No way, I can't hold it back, this peeing Lao Tzu will never forget it, it seems that it will take less than eighty years old to wet his shoes, and Lao Tzu will be so dry at the age of thirty, like this." Definitely. ”

Finally able to stretch their muscles and bones, Tiger and Xiaoli felt that the bones in their bodies were singing.

After gobbling up something, Xiaoli asked the tiger, "What is Zhang Zhi going to do?" Secretly went around in a big circle. Just to sneak up on Yanguan Town?

The grain in Yanguan Town has been looted by the government, even if these smugglers still have grain in stock. That bit of food was not enough for Zhang Zhi's army of 16,000 people, if he wanted to attack Qinzhou, he should go east, how to go south? ”

Seeing that there were still some crumbs of dry cakes in his hands, the tiger ate them carefully, looked at the south and thought for a while: "The south is Xiangshui Village, which is also an empty village, unless they go over Minshan Mountain to Chengzhou." Otherwise, you won't be able to grab food. ”

Xiao Li began to pack up his things and walk towards the mountains and forests, their war horses and back-ups were in the col twenty miles away, it was time to go back and join them, by the way, ask if the dog had already sent the news back.

Back in the col, there was no one there, and these guys were so well hidden that not only could the enemy not find them, but even the tiger and Xiaoli could not find out where they were.

Xiao Li put his finger in his mouth and made a loud whistle, and a black-eared war horse ran out with a head shake, rubbing his head affectionately against Xiao Li's neck.

The tiger smiled and scolded angrily: "The dog's day is well hidden. Come out, I don't have time to play with you today. ”

A slightly green but very cold voice came from under the tiger's feet: "Get out, the smell of urine all over your body." I think you can smoke people to death without going into battle. ”

The tiger laughed and said: "Seeing that you like to stay under Lao Tzu's crotch, you can't help but get a little carried away, hahaha, what are you doing here, leopard?" Didn't you learn to cook with the commander in the barracks? ”

A man covered in grass got up from the tiger's feet, threw off the messy clothes, and a young man with a burst of vitality appeared beside the tiger.

"All the food marshals transported on the Yinping Ancient Road are distributed to the injured and sick and those women and children in Qinzhou, we are left with piles of beans, no matter how you eat that thing, your stomach will be swollen, and farting is inevitable. Now, the handsome man who has a habit of cleanliness can now fart in front of people without changing his color. Do you think that I can learn how to fry beans with Dashuai and cook beans to support my many wives? ”

The tiger nodded approvingly: "That's not possible." How can we cheat the method of brewing wine, that thing can make a lot of money, even if we can't sell it, we can drink it up and waste it ourselves. ”

Xiao Li glanced at the leopard and said: "Your father is a hungry ghost in the sex, and you are too, you have married six wives at the age of seventeen, you are the first in our youth army, and you will die on a woman's belly sooner or later." ”

As the three of them spoke, the originally silent col suddenly became lively, and a hundred and ten teenagers came out of nowhere, and the entire col was filled with laughter.

"Walked a team, the dog led the team, and first reported the news to the marshal, in this way, Zhang Zhi will be dead, what the hell is the era, still play with us Ming Xiu plank road dark Chen Cang, want to bypass our army surprise attack Chen Cang Dao lost lost lost pang thought out, I really thought that the Xixia people were invincible in the field."

Xiao Li frowned and said: "Don't be crazy, you just killed a few Xixia people, and the appearance of more than 10,000 cavalry charging can be called earth-shattering." ”

The leopard said angrily: "The world of shocking farts, entering Lao Tzu's preset position is a dish on Lao Tzu's rice plate, don't let his war horses run, and then surround them with barbed wire, crossbow arrows, siege crossbows, armor-piercing cones, plus gunpowder bullets round after round of covers, how many people can't escape a dead word, that is, those war horses will be very damaged, it's a pity, let's go back quickly, it's too bad to catch up with the war if it's too late, I fancy the horse that Zhang Zhi rides, you are not allowed to rob me." ”

The tiger smiled: "I have Lao Bai, Xiao Li has black ears, no one robs you, by the way, have you seen Zhang Zhi?" ”

The leopard said: "I glanced at it from a distance, the old guy was awake, I took a look, and the old guy turned around and looked at where I was, if I hadn't taken the opportunity to let go of a rabbit, maybe he would have found it." ”

The tiger's smiling face disappeared immediately, and he opened his mouth and scolded: "When will your flamboyant personality change?" Do you think I don't have the ability to get close to Xiaoli? Don't you dare, I'm worried that something bad will happen, those old guys are all masters who have fought all their lives on the battlefield, which one of them who didn't die on the battlefield is not an old fox? If you didn't check the sky, the place is good, and the ability to fight for Shenjue would have died eighty times, if you dare to be so careless again, I, as the leader of this year's team, will send you back to re-train. ”

The leopard rolled his eyes helplessly and hugged his fists and said, "What the team leader said is that I will definitely learn a lesson in the future." ”

Xiaoli took out a small notebook and wrote a paragraph on it, and then said to the leopard: "Zhang Zhi's horse is confiscated to see the after-effects." ”

"The horse hasn't been brought back yet, and Zhang Zhi is still riding......"

"I'll get it back!" Xiao Li smiled, stepped on the black ears and followed the tiger behind the tiger and led everyone out of the col......

Yun Zheng found that the tofu he made zuò didn't taste very good, which was very different from the white jade tofu of the Zhang family in Tokyo.

Who can stand eating beans all day long, and the Song people of Dog Day are really strange, they are willing to donate their family property, and they are not willing to donate the recipe for making tofu, and everyone has a good meal.

Li Chang seems to agree with this matter, he thinks that it is a small matter for people to donate money to the general as military expenses, as long as the craftsmanship is still there, sooner or later it can be earned. Therefore, it is a matter of course for Yun Zheng to have a little money as a general, but to make a living, this is bad, there are not many people who dare to do this kind of thing in the Great Song Dynasty, because as long as he does it, he will die a person, even the most cowardly person, at this time, he will work hard.

Yun Zheng didn't plan to force the Su family of Qinzhou to death, but now he heard Li Chang say that the Su family was ready for the death of the whole family, and quietly entrusted one of his little grandsons to his in-laws, and said to the outside world that he had joined the family and had nothing to do with the Su family, and the whole family hid in the refugee camp and waited for General Yun to take the whole family to kill them.

Dog's day, the army eats beans all day long in the barracks of farts endlessly, two farts down the stomach and empty, many people still have stomachs, so it is a problem to continue to fight, just count on eating tofu to save your life, this old Su family is a dead brain, give him so much money and don't sell his craft, please ask the old man Su to make zuò tofu in the barracks, this old man thought that he wanted to seize the craft, and he broke his hand......

The brine dotted tofu, just a simple chemical reaction, Yun Zheng couldn't make delicious tofu if he didn't believe it, and tried it several times, only to find that it made sense for Lao Sutou not to give the recipe, and the tofu he made by himself didn't even taste as good as beans.

The chefs in the army can make tofu, and their skills are on par with Yun Zheng's, but Yun Zheng plans to develop those terrifying quantities of tofu food in the future, change the tricks every day, and turn the soybeans into real delicious military food, and the tofu made by the cook and Yun Zheng will not be used. The most rare thing is that one pound of soybeans can make three or four pounds of tofu, which will save a lot of food.

The reason why I did this was because I was forced by the evil court, and I gave a large number of broad beans some time ago, but I was finally consumed by the people and the army, and now I have sent a huge number of soybeans...... What else can you do without making tofu?

Yun Zheng wants a little wheat or rice, as long as he looks at the anxious eyes of Lao Bao who came to deliver food, Yun Zheng can't say a word, he believes that if Lao Bao can get wheat and rice, he will definitely do his best, one percent of the wheat, ninety percent of the soybeans This is the grain sent by Lao Bao, especially after hearing that Lai Yuan Zhai and Dingyuan Village were lost, Lao Bao didn't have time to drink a sip of water in Yun Zheng's tent, so he got into the carriage and hurriedly didn't know where to go to find food for the army.

He did his best, the northwest area was very large, and the supply of the border army depended on the supply of the imperial court, and this year's success was not good......

People always need a little sunshine in gray days, and Yun Zheng felt that lighting Zhang Zhi's sky lantern would definitely bring a ray of light to the gloomy sky of the Great Song Dynasty. (To be continued)

PS: Chapter one