Yu Sheng stood in place with a basket of eggs, looking at their distant backs, and was a little stunned for a while.

Strange, what's wrong with them today? Yu Sheng was full of doubts, shook his head and walked towards the City Lord's Mansion.

It was still raining, not very heavy, with a slight dampness pouring towards people, the low-lying parts of the streets were full of water, passers-by took a detour, only the rest of their lives strode over.

When he stepped on it, the water flowed from the low-lying to the high-lying gutter, and the passers-by next to him were surprised to stuff a large duck egg.

Yu Sheng was very satisfied with the effect of his play, and walked in low-lying places, and even appeared at his feet with water lotus flowers supporting the soles of his feet.

Just as he was walking and having fun, he passed by an alley.

"Stop, if you don't stop, I'm not polite to you!" someone shouted.

Yu Sheng stood up and looked at Zi, this voice was familiar, it was the voice of Tian Shi, the commander of the Jinyi Guard.

What was left for the rest of his life was a strange back, thin, short, lean, with pointy-eared monkey gills and long hair tied around his neck to keep out of the way.

He threw Tian Shi far away, turned around and said proudly: "Are you stupid, Lao Tzu is standing still, you can be rude to Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is not standing still, how can you be rude to Lao Tzu." ”

Tian Shi stood in place, panting and bending over to support his knees, just about to chase again, when he looked up and saw the rest of his life at the mouth of the alley, he immediately stabilized his body.

"You're stupid, Lao Tzu repeated, stop, leave the money of the city lord, otherwise Lao Tzu will be unkind to you. Tian Shiyi said rhetorically.

"City Lord's money, what are you talking about, that little girl is the city lord?" The thin monkey was stunned for a moment, and then waved his hand indifferently, "It doesn't matter who she is, I want Lao Tzu to return the money, no way!"

Tian Shi sneered, "I know that you are so good at light work that even the city lord can't catch up with you, but you don't want to return it?" ”

"If you have the ability, you will arrest me, Lao Tzu has been traveling south and north for so many years, and he has not been caught up by anyone. The thin monkey said arrogantly.

"Okay. Tian Shi felt that there was enough material added to his words, so he immediately held the hilt of the sword, and chased after the thin monkey with a breath of anger.

"With your ability, you won't be able to catch up with me for another year. The thin monkey clasped his hands on his chest and gave Tian Shi a while before turning around and running away.

His speed was very fast, like a wisp of wind passing in an instant, and the fallen leaves on the ground were tumbling, and the surface of the stagnant water was only slightly rippling after he stepped on it.

He instantly distanced himself from Tian Shi, and turned back to make a grimace at Tian Shi.

Tian Shi feigned anger: "You wait, if you are caught by me, I will let you call grandpa." ”

"Grandpa is waiting. The thin monkey stuck out his tongue, turned back to the alley, and shouted to the rest of the probe: "Get out of the way, it's not worth hitting and killing..."

As soon as the words fell, a dragon groaned, and a water dragon dragging the body of sewage suddenly pounced on the thin monkey.

"Oh, there's a helper. The thin monkey didn't panic at all, his toes pointed a little against the wall of the alley, and his body rose from the ground, rolling in the air to dodge the dragon's head by a fraction of a second.

When the water dragon swung its tail, the thin monkey's toes were a little on the wall next to it, and his body was once again wonderful enough to avoid the water dragon and calmly came to the outside of the alley.

"If you want to catch me, you still have some..."In the middle of the leap, the thin monkey turned back to Tian Shi and said, but swallowed the rest of the words halfway through.

A man appeared in front of him out of thin air, grabbed the thin monkey by the collar, and slammed it hard, causing the thin monkey to fall to the ground with his face on the ground.

The thin monkey didn't see who the person was, and his body kept struggling, but the strength of being thrown was very great, and no matter how clever his light skills were, he couldn't stabilize his body.

"Let's chirp", the thin monkey fell on the ground.

He struggled to get up, and saw a dark shadow run over him, grab him by the shoulder, and throw him over the shoulder, and without stopping, he picked up his arm and smashed it to the ground.

"Oh, stop, stop..."The thin monkey couldn't stop complaining, and the person who did it didn't pay attention.

He caught a glimpse of the pursuing Jinyi guard walking over slowly, and hurriedly said, "Oh, brother, I was wrong, let your people stop." ”

Tian Shi stood still, looked at the thin monkey under the high forest, and plucked out his ears, "You... Say... What the... Come on, I... Listen... Missing. ”

He stopped talking for a long time, lazier than a sloth, and when he said this, he had been beating the thin monkey for half a day for the rest of his life.

"Grandpa, grandpa, I was wrong, let your men stop. The thin monkey shouted, and the man who was beaten with iron could not withstand such a fall, and if he fell any more, he would die.

"Oh, stop?" Tian Shi nodded, and before he could say three words, the spider formed a half-web under the eaves.

"Let you be able, now, make it, retribution, right?" Tian Shi still spoke slowly and made people crazy,

When he spoke, he didn't forget to lift his legs in cinematic slow motion, kick the skinny monkey a few times to relieve his anger, and then said to Yu Sheng: "Childe, it's almost done..."

In the time of these few words, the spider not only laid half a web, but also caught a flying insect.

The thin monkey couldn't help it and interrupted him, "I beg you, I can't speak quickly, my body is going to fall apart." ”

Soon the skinny monkey regretted his interruption.

Tian Shi blinked innocently, still saying to him very slowly, "No, blame me, you run, then, fast, chasing you has drained me, and the strength to speak has been exhausted." ”

Saying this, the people who were watching the excitement were really crazy when they heard it, and they couldn't bear it and left.

"No, I've got to make up something. Tian Shi's face turned pale at a speed visible to the naked eye.

When he said "no", he raised his feet and walked to the basket of the rest of his life, waited for him to pinch an egg, opened the egg and swallowed it raw, and after smacking it for a long time, the word "thing" was finished.

"Oh my God, kill me. The skinny monkey closed his eyes.

"That's not going to work, Childe, if you fall down again, you're going to die. Tian Shi immediately spoke sharply, I don't know if it is the effect of eggs.

"No, I dare to rob my little aunt's things, especially money, and I'm tired of it. The rest of his life continued to fall, and at the same time comforted Tian Shi, "Don't worry, I will be resurrected and continue to fall." ”

"Ahem," Tian Shi said, "Actually, he robbed a little girl's money bag." ”

"What?" the rest of his hand stopped.

Tian Shi kicked the thin monkey, "How can this kid have the ability to rob the city lord's things, just dare to rob him, the city lord will pierce him with a sword, can he still live until now? ”

"Scare him?" The IQ of the rest of his life was only online at this time, and he felt that the little aunt was a sword immortal, so she would not be robbed by a clever guy.

Tian Shi nodded and forced a smile, but the corners of his mouth couldn't help but bend upward.

Tian Shi mentioned that the city lord was not a scare, he was afraid that he would not try his best to stop this thin monkey for the rest of his life, so he said nonsense that the city lord and the money bag were robbed.

He knew that as long as these two words were put together, he would definitely not be able to use his mind for the rest of his life.

"Yes, not the city lord, not the city lord. Seeing that the rest of his life was loose, the thin monkey hurriedly said.

"You said earlier, if it weren't for my little aunt, I wouldn't be too lazy to care about this idle business, just to let you exercise and exercise. Yu Sheng said that it proved that Tian Shi's decision was right.

Yu Sheng was just about to let go of the thin monkey, thinking of the thin monkey just now, he said, "Who doesn't matter who she is", "Let you beast not take the city lord in your eyes." The rest of his life fell hard again before letting go.

"Haha", Tian Shi laughed.

"What are you laughing at?" Tian Shi looked at him puzzled.

Tian Shi covered his mouth, "Habit, habit, you know, our leader laughs when he hears the beast, isn't it not that we don't give her face when we are a subordinate?"

"That's right. Yu Sheng clapped his hands and tidied up his clothes.

The thin monkey lay on the ground motionless, and he felt that he was so happy that he had to enjoy the silence of the moment.

"You're a good egg. Tian Shi didn't go to catch the thin monkey, but went to get an egg.

"It's bought to make the grass grow. Yu Sheng slapped his hand away, "Why is this kid the only one chasing you?"

"Don't mention it, he bumped into me eating today, and I can't take care of him at another time. Tian Shi cheekily begged for eggs for the rest of his life.

Seeing that he hadn't eaten for the rest of his life, he gave him another one.

"Recently, many people from the Southern Wilderness have fled to Yangzhou, and some unruly people have also come, and Jinyiwei is busy controlling floods, and he can't be busy at all. ”

Tian Shi swallowed the egg as he spoke, then grabbed the thin monkey's feet, waved his hand to the rest of his life, and dragged the thin monkey towards the yamen of Jinyiwei.