Chapter 670: Could it be that I can do the Splitting Technique?
"Sir, he's really joking." Once a woman's curiosity rises, it is definitely a rather terrifying thing, Xia Zixuan no longer has the powerful aura she had when she was working, but instead looked at Yunyang with a faint smile, if this momentum was seen by her subordinates, she didn't know what it would look like, and the iceberg beauty actually had a time to melt.
The reason why I say this is entirely because Xia Zixuan saw that the clothes on Yunyang's body were all world-famous brands, and judging by her experience over the years, this is definitely not a copycat, an unemployed person is wearing tens of thousands of clothes, and no one believes it.
"Are you kidding?" Yun Yang was stunned for a moment, and then asked, "I don't know why Miss thinks I'm joking, but what I said is the truth." â
"I don't believe that an unemployed person is wearing a world-famous brand." Xia Zixuan said with a smile.
"You said I was wearing this dress." Yun Yang pulled the clothes on his body and said with a smile, "My clothes were made for me by my buddy, and they are imitations." â
"Imitation?" Xia Zixuan's face showed a hint of doubt, how could it be so similar.
"Yes, my buddy doesn't have any other skills, but this imitation is definitely a master, not to mention clothes, he can make other things for you." Yunyang blew his buddy who didn't have zĂ i at all to a rarity on the ground, rare in the sky, anyway, bragging is not taxed, blowing, and seeing a beautiful woman being bluffed by himself is stunned, it is also a kind of enjoyment.
"Then can you ask your buddy to make me a copy?" Xia Zixuan said suddenly.
"I don't know what brand of underwear the beauty wants, just tell me your bust, hips, and favorite patterns, styles and colors, I can tell my buddy, he is abroad now, after I give him these numbers, you will receive the goods in a week at most."
Xia Zixuan was directly embarrassed by Yun Yang's direct words, how can this person be like this, how dare he say anything, he is really a bastard.
"What's wrong?" Yunyang pretended to be puzzled and said, "You have to give me these things, if you don't give them to me, how can I ask my friends to make them for you, these are all close-fitting clothes, if they are uncomfortable, they will have an impact on being a mother in the future, and you don't want your baby to eat milk powder in the future, I have heard that many milk powders now have additives, which can affect children's intelligence." â
"Don't talk nonsense." Xia Zixuan's face became more and more flushed, how could this guy be so open-mouthed, so he could say it.
"How could I be talking nonsense?" Yunyang seemed to have stepped into the role of this salesman, talking eloquently. "A beautiful person like Miss must have a boyfriend, and according to my eyes, your boyfriend definitely belongs to this kind of social elite, as for you have such good conditions, why don't you create a better environment for your children, they all say that the environment affects people, this is a matter related to the happiness of the next generation, so for the sake of the next generation, please tell me some of your numbers."
Your grandfather's, if you want to set Lao Tzu's words, Lao Tzu doesn't know whose words you want, do you despise my IQ again.
Yunyang is not a fool, a beautiful woman suddenly came to talk to you, it was definitely a purpose, this is all Yunyang's experience and lessons since this period of time.
So for some strange beauties, Yunyang still thinks it's better to stay away, don't catch the fox at that time, but make a fuss, which is a bit of a don't try.
Besides, I still have a delicate little daughter-in-law waiting for me to go back, and this daughter-in-law and other women are outside to talk to me, which seems to be a bit too much.
"You, you, you scoundrel." Xia Zixuan said out loud.
"Hooligans, why do you call me hooligans, miss, have you ever seen me such a kind hooligan, I'm just selling my friend's craft, why am I a hooligan, didn't I just ask what your measurements are, what's so embarrassing about this, now there are many model competitions, and when those models come out, there will be some hosts who report their measurements." Yun Yang tried his best to defend himself, for fear that the beauty in front of him would misunderstand him.
"You?" Xia Zixuan didn't know what to say when Yunyang said such a string of words, what he said was not wrong, now some girls are trying to become famous, let alone their measurements, even more important things will be exchanged by them as bargaining chips.
Of course, Xia Zixuan didn't mean anything, she just felt a little incredible, in her opinion, the money was not enough to spend, it was enough to find a simple job, marry a husband who loved her, and have a cute baby, forming a warm little family.
"What's the matter, it's an open society now, what's the matter, they all say that women can hold up half the sky, I think this sentence is not bad at all." Yun Yang was a little puzzled, looked at Xia Zixuan and said loudly.
"How can you be like this, how can you casually inquire about the girl's measurements," Xia Zixuan said aloud.
"What's wrong with me, if you don't want my brothers to imitate a world famous brand for you, am I like this, it's all your fault, okay?" Yunyang is like an angry little daughter-in-law This grievance, how can this woman be like this, is this simply duplicity, this is really hateful, beautiful, is there anything great about you being beautiful, I haven't seen it, I haven't seen it, I've not only seen it, I've also slept with it, and there is more than one, I despise you in my heart.
"I'm just talking, who knew that you guys actually climbed up the pole." Xia Zixuan said with some embarrassment.
"Can you say that kind of problem?" Yun Yang said a little depressedly, "I'm already planning to make a lot of extra money here, why are you like this, fortunately I didn't tell my buddy about your thoughts, otherwise I would have lost my adult this time." â
"Are you really wearing a high-quality imitation?" Xia Zixuan still didn't believe it.
"Is it necessary for me to lie to you, I don't have anything wrong with you." Yun Yang said, "Although you are also very beautiful, my girlfriend is not worse than you at all." â
"You disciple." Xia Zixuan's face turned red again and again, why did this person's thinking jump so big, how did he jump to this place all of a sudden, which made Xia Zixuan more or less unacceptable.
"What's wrong with me, I'm celebrating the holidays for my girlfriend, okay?" Yunyang said, "Forget it, you don't understand it when I tell you, so I still won't tell you." â
After speaking, he closed his eyes directly, as if nothing had happened, and he fell asleep listening to the dynamic and fiery music.
"Tell me clearly, what the hell do you mean?" Xia Zixuan said out loud.
"What do you think I mean, I mean what I mean, I don't mean anything, the key is what you think you mean is the most important." Yun Yang said without even moving his eyelids.
"You, you, you scoundrel." Finally, Xia Zixuan said foul language.
"I'm a hooligan, I'm going to mess with you, you'd better make it clear to me, otherwise I don't mind doing something hooligan." After speaking, he stretched out a pair of hands to measure something, the goal, naturally it is two mountains.
"Shameless." Xia Zixuan put the quilt on the table, and hurriedly covered her chest, I thought this guy was a talkative and humble gentleman when I saw this man's dress, but I didn't expect this guy to be a hooligan and villain who came out in a high imitation to deceive, and now Xia Zixuan wants to die, why is he like this, this is really unbelievable.
"Beauty, since you think this person is shameless, how about playing with our brother?" At this time, several drunken guys came to Xia Zixuan with their shoulders hooked and said loudly, and the smell of alcohol almost made Xia Zixuan vomit.
"Who you are, I don't know you." Xia Zixuan said out loud.
"I know you don't know us, but you won't know each other when we talk deeply." The leader is a so-called successful person in a suit and tie, but now what this guy shows is to ruin all his image.
"I don't want to know you, please leave, my boyfriend and I are having fun." Xia Zixuan suddenly said very strongly, which directly made Yunyang's eyes widen, what is the situation, why did he have a girlfriend in a daze, this Nima is a bit unrealistic.
"He's your boyfriend?" The successful person glanced at Yunyang, and there was a look of disdain in his eyes, "I knew at a glance that this kid was a group of rags, beauties go with my brother, my brother will definitely let you eat and drink spicy food, and make you overly comfortable." â
"Hey, people are bullying your girlfriend, and you don't stand up to say a word until now, are you a man?" Xia Zixuan said angrily, just like a little girlfriend was coquettish with her boyfriend.
"You're my girlfriend?" Yun Yang stretched out his finger and pointed to his nose and said aloud.
"Nonsense, I'm not your girlfriend, am I someone else's girlfriend?" Xia Zixuan said angrily, "I only agreed to be your girlfriend yesterday, why do you regret it today, I sue you, no way, this girl's advantage has been taken advantage of by you, if you want to dump me at this time, don't you think about it." â
"Stop, stop, you said I took advantage of you last night?" Yunyang hurriedly stopped, does he still have the function of a doppelganger, last night, it seems that he has been with Zhao Mengyuan, what about the pig.
"Nonsense, could it be that I reported a ghost when I went to bed last night." Xia Zixuan glared at Yunyang fiercely, don't you know that this is acting, can't you cooperate with me?
"But I was with my girlfriend last night, I said you don't want to be like this, maybe you got drunk somewhere last night, maybe you read it wrong, I tell you, I love my girlfriend very much, you must not slander my reputation, if this news is known by my girlfriend, she will definitely break up with me." Yun Yang said with a scared face.
"The chick saw it, you don't want to stick it upside down, you better be with your brother obediently." Successful people said with a smile.
"You, you, you bastard, you eat and wipe clean and don't admit it, who told me those love words last night, have you forgotten?" Xia Zixuan desperately gave Yun Yang a look when she spoke.
"Hey, what are you blinking for, is there eye?" Yun Yang pretended to be confused and said.
"Come on, come on, brother will show you, brother and I am a master in this regard, and it will definitely work." The successful person rubbed his hands as he spoke, and touched Xia Zixuan's pretty face.
Before the successful person's face could be touched, he was slapped in the face with a crisp slap.