As soon as these words came out, the fat man and Ling Feng immediately became interested, and the fat man hurriedly asked, "By the way, you tell us, what's going on with that fireball?" ”

"Fireball is a kind of Dao technique."

"Taoism?" The fat man and the two were stunned.

"Yes!" I nodded.

Ling Feng frowned and asked, "You mean, you also signed up for the crash course in the fat man's kind of spell?" ”

But the fat man scratched his scalp: "It's impossible, the crash course in spells I signed up for Mao didn't have a fireball course?" Are you studying advanced classes? The kind of tuition fee is 19,999 yuan? ”

I immediately told the two of them about the Qiankun bottle and Ding Buqun, and the two of them were very surprised, and at the same time extremely interested, and asked me to talk to Ding Buqun to see if I could accept them as disciples.

"Okay, I'll ask." I immediately agreed, ignoring the surprised eyes of the fat man and Ling Feng, and shouted three times that Master would save me.

The lights in the ward flickered, I thought I had entered a dream, but when I turned my head, the ward was still that ward, the bed was still that bed, I didn't enter any dream at all, and the fat man looked at me like a fool: "Assi, are you playing cosplay?" Which one are you playing? Sun Wukong was crushed on Wutai Mountain? ”

I was depressed, ignoring the strange eyes of the two fat men, and shouted three more times for Master to save me.

There was still no change, but a nurse with big eyes came in, and said fiercely: "Hey, hey, what's your name, don't you know if this is a hospital?" ”

I was extremely stunned, tsk, it is not right for me to shout, but as a nurse, you accuse me of being a patient like this, do you still have a little compassion for an angel in white? You're such a dick, does Nightingale know?

The fat man also shouted loudly: "Hey, how do you talk as a nurse?" ”

The big-eyed nurse glanced at the fat man with slanted eyes: "Dead fatty, if you make any more noise, believe it or not, I will slap you to death!" ”

Hearing this nurse say this, the three of us looked at each other even more, and we didn't even care about being angry, our eyes were full of surprise, this thing is too strange, which nurse is so good? Lan Xiang's or New Oriental's?

The big-eyed nurse snorted, turned around and walked out, and after a while, another tall nurse hurriedly ran in and apologized to us: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, that nurse was just abandoned by her boyfriend, she was not in a good mood, and her mind was a little unclear." ”

The fat man snorted: "What's going on in your hospital?" What if this neuropathy rushes into the operating room? ”

The tall nurse suddenly smiled: "You dead fat man, do you have lard in your head?" Even if she runs into the operating room, what does it matter to you? ”

The fat man was stunned for a moment, then he was furious, pointed at the tall nurse, and said sharply: "What did you say? There is a kind, you say it again! ”

"I said you're fat, do you have lard in your head? Even if she runs into the operating room, what does it matter to you? The tall nurse actually repeated, and smiled coquettishly: "You are really strange, and you are still begging me to scold you." ”

The fat man was so angry that his face trembled, and he got up and walked over to the tall nurse: "Don't think I don't dare to hit a woman!" Believe it or not, I'm going to kill you? ”

"Me! No! Letter! The tall nurse said word by word, with a disdainful smile on her lips.

The fat man couldn't hold back his anger anymore, and slapped him, but he didn't expect that the tall nurse's body was like a phantom, and the fat man's slap actually passed through her body.

With a sigh, the fat man punched and kicked the tall nurse again, but to no avail, and his fists and feet fell into the air.

Seeing the situation in front of me, I suddenly felt a little familiar, and hurriedly drank the fat man, and said loudly: "Ding Buqun, are you doing ghosts?" ”

The tall nurse laughed, and instantly turned into a child-faced Ding Buqun, looking at the fat man and Ling Feng with interest.

The fat man and Ling Feng both exclaimed, and I was depressed for a while, it turned out that when the lights flickered at the beginning, I had actually entered a dream.

"I know all the situation, do you want to learn Taoism from me?" Ding Buqun said with a grin.

The fat man nodded to Ling Feng hurriedly, and claimed yes in his mouth.

"Daydreaming!" Ding Buqun laughed.

The fat man and Ling Feng looked at each other in amazement, and after a while, the fat man said unhappily: "You old man is really boring, you don't teach it, why do you want to ask us if we want to learn?" ”

I also frowned and said, "Master Ding, you weren't like this before, why did you suddenly become so chattering, even full of bad tastes?" ”

"Am I talking about it? Am I a bad taste? Ding Buqun suddenly became angry: "He's not, it's not because of you, Lao Tzu stays in your body, and has to be assimilated by your thoughts every day, isn't it because I have such a bad taste because of you?" ”

Hearing this, the fat man looked at Ding Buqun sympathetically: "It's really difficult for you to live in such a filthy person's body?" Or? How many days will you move in with me? You are guaranteed to feel at home. ”

Ding Buqun squinted his eyes and glanced at the fat man: "It's up to you?" Are you a unicorn? ”

The fat man smiled: "Although I am not a unicorn body, I am a unicorn arm!" ”

Ding Buqun also seemed to know what the unicorn arm meant, and snorted: "Even if you are a unicorn body, Lao Tzu will not move, and you will know that you are not a good person by looking at your obscene face." ”

"I said Master Ding, they really can't learn Taoism?" I quickly interrupted their conversation, both of them were a bit of a fool, and if they went on, they wouldn't be able to talk for a day and a night.

Ding Buqun took a deep breath, and finally regained his sanctimonious appearance: "It's not that they can't learn, but they can only learn some fur." Let's put it this way, with their qualifications, it is already very good to be able to break through to the Daoist disciples and become Daoists in their lifetime. ”

"Can't you give us a pill containing the Qiankun Mind Method?" The fat man said in surprise.

"It's not a unicorn body, if you take this pill, you will explode and die, why don't you try it?" Ding Buqun glanced at the fat man.

"Forget it, it's awesome to learn that kind of fireball." The fat man smiled: "It shouldn't be very difficult to come to the junior Daoist disciple, right?" ”

Ding Buqun smiled slightly: "It is definitely not difficult for a junior Taoist, I will teach you the mental method, if you have good qualifications, you will be able to send out fireballs in ten days and a half months." ”

"What if the qualifications are mediocre?" The fat man and Ling Feng asked almost at the same time.

"That's going to be a year and a half." Ding Buqun said with a smile.

The two of them said that it didn't take long, and Ding Buqun taught them the basic mental method, and then with a wave of the corner of the robe, the fat man and Ling Feng disappeared immediately, and only me and Ding Buqun were left in the entire ward.

I was in a hurry: "Hey, where did you get them?" ”

Ding Buqun smiled: "Your head is a little unfavorable, right?" Now it's a dream, I'm just getting them back. ”

Oh, I laughed and said, "Then why don't you let me go back?" Are you going to open a small stove for me? ”

Ding Buqun shook his head, his face suddenly became heavy: "I have already taught you all the Qiankun Mental Method, what level you can cultivate in the future depends on your personal efforts and opportunities." ”

"I'll do my best, no doubt about it." I laughed.

Ding Buqun glanced at me, his eyes flickered, and after a long time, he let out a long sigh: "Vincy, do you know why I want to pass on your Qiankun Mental Method?" ”

"Why?"

"Actually, I passed on your Qiankun Mind Method for my own sake." Ding Buqun showed a bitter smile: "I was originally sealed in the Qiankun Bottle, and when you fused the Qiankun Bottle, your body became my new sealing container. ”

I sighed, and then I was shocked: "Do you want me to practice the Qiankun Mental Method and go mad, explode and die, and then you can take the opportunity to get out of trouble, right?" ”

Ding Buqun shook his head and sighed: "It would be nice if it was so simple, I will directly accuse you of not sleeping or sleeping, you will be tired to death in less than ten days, and when the time comes, I will send you to the crematorium, and your body will turn into ashes, won't I be able to get out of trouble?" Vincy, it's not that simple, let's put it this way, I'm related to you now, hello and I'm good, Huiren Kidney Treasure...... Phew, you said you had some mess in your head. ”

I rubbed my nose and laughed, "Can I be blamed for this?" It's not that you can't cultivate yourself, so easily you were assimilated by me. ”

Ding Buqun snorted coldly, and then said, "Don't talk about this." Anyway, if you live, I will live, and if you die, I will die! That's why I hope that you can cultivate to the realm of a great grandmaster, and when you reach that level, you will be able to live to be eight thousand years old, and I, naturally, can live to be eight thousand years old, even if you can't get out of trouble, it is enough to live for so long. ”

So that's the case, I smiled and said, "That's not easy to say, I'll try my best to cultivate well, Wan'er is eight thousand years old, tsk, I want to too!" ”

Ding Buqun shook his head again: "I'm afraid there is no chance, you can live for three or four years at most." ”

I was displeased: "I said Master Ding, what do you mean by this?" Lao Tzu is young, you actually curse me to die? Isn't that interesting? If I can only live for three or four years, won't you only live for three or four years? ”

Ding Buqun sighed: "That's true, I just knew about it, so it's a little abnormal." ”

Hearing him say this, I was a little curious, and asked, "Lao Ding, what is it that makes a master like you become a god?" ”

Ding Buqun glanced at me and was silent, as if he was hesitating to tell me the truth, and after a while, he said in a deep voice: "The ghosts of the Netherworld are about to merge, the world is about to become a Shura hell, and all human beings will be slaughtered, and you, naturally, will not be an exception." ”

"Netherworld?" I vaguely feel that the name is familiar. By the way, didn't that master use it to fool me? couldn't help sneering: "The surname is Ding, do you need to scare me with these legends?" ”

"Legends?" Ding Buqun smiled bitterly: "This is not a legend, the ghosts of the Netherworld do have a thing." ”

"Really? Be all ears. I snorted.

"A long, long time ago, it was an era of coexistence of gods, ghosts and demons, at that time, ghosts and gods, all possessed great power, they could destroy mountains and cut off rivers with a single move, and between ghosts and gods, due to the competition for each other's territory, fierce conflicts broke out from time to time, and finally, 65 million years ago, a final war broke out between ghosts and gods......