Chapter 32: You're Sick, You've Been Healed
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"Oh? Is it? Li Mengnan took out his mobile phone and dialed a number casually, and sure enough, when he heard the prompt of the arrears to be shut down, he smiled apologetically, "It may have been stopped during military training......
Mobile phones are not allowed to be used during military training, and all students' mobile phones were taken away when they first arrived at the barracks, plus Li Mengnan did not have the habit of saving too many phone bills in advance, so it is not surprising that there will be arrears and shutdown at this moment.
"Next time, remember to keep your phone unblocked, I will send a group text message to notify you of any notification from the school." After all, this was just an accident, and Li Shi didn't complain about Li Mengnan.
"By the way, fourth girl, didn't the department say that it would be a holiday tomorrow? What else is going on at this time? ”
Li Mengnan especially hates meetings, and the meetings of Huaxia Kingdom are never for the purpose of studying problems, but for the leaders to brush up their feelings.
Li Shi also frowned slightly, obviously she also had a similar feeling as Li Mengnan, and said: "This is notified by the department, it is said that the students will get together to get acquainted with each other, and by the way, get to know the counselors in the department." ”
"Counselor? It is similar to the secretary of the party branch in the unit, the political commissar in the army, the curtain is pulled on the stage, and the banner is carried in the Peking Opera, everyone knows that it exists, but they don't know why it exists in the mysterious profession? ”
Li Mengnan came to the spirit, saying that he has always been a little curious about the profession of "counselor", all modern urban online novels, at least involving college campuses, almost 100% must have a beautiful counselor with all kinds of charms, if anyone writes a male counselor, you don't need to read it, it must be a street goods.
Of course, the strong god girls of the female frequency are a different matter, but then they seem to be only interested in the president, school grass, idol stars, rich second generations, etc., and college counselors, who don't even have a formal teacher staff, are generally not on their list.
Li Shi obviously did not react much to Li Mengnan's gags, but patiently explained to Li Mengnan: "University counselors are an important link between students and schools, and they are usually served by young teachers or former graduates to reduce the gap caused by the age gap......
Li Mengnan rubbed his temples and said helplessly: "Fourth girl, lack of humor is a disease...... Treated. ”
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When there is enough time, Li Mengnan usually chooses to take a nap at noon to keep his mental state full at all times.
But perhaps it was the lunch that was too full, or perhaps the irregular emergency gatherings during military training that ruined his biological clock, and he woke up to 1:25, less than five minutes before the meeting began.
didn't have time to tidy up his appearance, Li Mengnan grabbed a set of crumpled vest shorts and ran straight to the teaching building.
Anyway, he has never had such a luxury as "grooming".
As soon as he trotted out of the door of the dormitory building, Li Mengnan was immediately startled by the formation in front of him, at least two or three hundred people gathered in front of the dormitory building, looking up anxiously and not knowing what he was looking at.
Li Mengnan unexpectedly found more than 20 classmates such as Li Shi and Minnie in the crowd, hurriedly pushed through the crowd, and asked, "What's the situation?" The alien colonial fleet is coming? ”
Seeing that it was Li Mengnan, Minnie, who was about to get angry, loosened her eyebrows, stretched out her slender jade with pearlescent pink nail polish and pointed to the roof of the girl's dormitory, and said, "There is a girl who is going to jump off the building, the meeting has been temporarily canceled, and now the counselor and the head of the department are on it......"
"Jumping off a building? This is not Foxconn, which one is the trouble? ”
Li Mengnan looked up with his hand in the sun, and the cement guardrail on the roof of the women's dormitory blocked almost all of his vision, but in the northeast corner, half of the top of his head could still be seen rising and falling on the edge, and he could vaguely hear the hysterical shouting with the sound of crying, obviously the other party's love was quite excited.
Not long after, a student union officer hurriedly ran out of the main entrance of the dormitory building and shouted to the crowd: "Which of you is Ju Xiaoxing's friend?" Director Lai asked you to go up a few to persuade her! ”
"I am!"
"Me too! Let me go up too! ”
Seven or eight girls stood up in the crowd one after another, and the student union officer was probably afraid that the crowd would affect the feelings of the girls who jumped off the building, so he only ordered three of them to take them upstairs, and the rest continued to wait for news downstairs.
Li Mengnan suddenly noticed that among the three girls named by the student union officer, there was actually an acquaintance - Le Youyou.
However, the emotional offensive didn't seem to have the desired effect, and in less than three minutes, the three girls who went up before walked out of the dormitory building in frustration, counting the time of the journey up and down the stairs, it is estimated that there is a ** out of ten who were driven down without even finishing a word.
As the only few people in the know, as soon as the three girls appeared, they were surrounded by hundreds of onlookers, asking about the progress of the situation upstairs, and the raging fire of gossip almost burned the three of them to the core.
I have to say that the power of gossip is infinite, with Li Mengnan's strength to overturn a wild boar with his bare hands, he was actually squeezed out of the encirclement by these warblers and Yanyan several times, and this kind of involuntary powerlessness he had only experienced in the supermarket before.
Fortunately, Li Mengnan is still experienced in dealing with this situation, pinched his throat and screamed "There are mice", which immediately frightened these warblers Yanyan crying and calling her mother to scatter and flee, and Le Youyou, who was under siege, was also dragged out of the crowd by him.
Pulling Le Youyou into the small circle of his class all the way, Li Mengnan was relieved, and while sorting out his crumpled clothes, he complained: "The girls in our school are too reserved, and someone actually pulled my pants just now...... Damn, whose bra is this, why did you come here to me? ”
Only then did Li Mengnan notice that there was a white lace bra hanging on his hand at some point, and the cup was actually quite big, and he didn't know that the sister paper had just squeezed out in a panic.
"Hey, fourth girl, I'm a pure person, you guys have to testify to me!"
More than a dozen girls in the same class covered their mouths and snickered, Minnie covered her face speechlessly, and her heart was not here because of the attention of the scene, otherwise the face of the entire preschool education class would be lost by Li Mengnan, a stupid person.
Leyou You and Minnie Mouse have had a relationship before, and both of them have a deep impression of each other, and nodding to each other is considered to have said hello.
"Leyouyou, what's going on up there?" Li Mengnan casually stuffed the bra of unknown origin to the four girls for safekeeping, turned around and asked Le Youyou.
More than a dozen girls in the same class also surrounded some of them, and most of them only knew that someone was going to jump off the building, but they didn't know who was going to jump and why. More than a dozen classmates hurriedly pushed through the crowd and asked, "What's going on?" The alien colonial fleet is coming? ”
Seeing that it was Li Mengnan, Minnie, who was about to get angry, loosened her eyebrows, stretched out her slender jade with pearlescent pink nail polish and pointed to the roof of the girl's dormitory, and said, "There is a girl who is going to jump off the building, the meeting has been temporarily canceled, and now the counselor and the head of the department are on it......"
"Jumping off a building? This is not Foxconn, which one is the trouble? ”
Li Mengnan looked up with his hand in the sun, and the cement guardrail on the roof of the women's dormitory blocked almost all of his vision, but in the northeast corner, half of the top of his head could still be seen rising and falling on the edge, and he could vaguely hear the hysterical shouting with the sound of crying, obviously the other party's love was quite excited.
Not long after, a student union officer hurriedly ran out of the main entrance of the dormitory building and shouted to the crowd: "Which of you is Ju Xiaoxing's friend?" Director Lai asked you to go up a few to persuade her! ”
"I am!"
"Me too! Let me go up too! ”
Seven or eight girls stood up in the crowd one after another, and the student union officer was probably afraid that the crowd would affect the feelings of the girls who jumped off the building, so he only ordered three of them to take them upstairs, and the rest continued to wait for news downstairs.
Li Mengnan suddenly noticed that among the three girls named by the student union officer, there was actually an acquaintance - Le Youyou.
However, the emotional offensive didn't seem to have the desired effect, and in less than three minutes, the three girls who went up before walked out of the dormitory building in frustration, counting the time of the journey up and down the stairs, it is estimated that there is a ** out of ten who were driven down without even finishing a word.
As the only few people in the know, as soon as the three girls appeared, they were surrounded by hundreds of onlookers, asking about the progress of the situation upstairs, and the raging fire of gossip almost burned the three of them to the core.
I have to say that the power of gossip is infinite, with Li Mengnan's strength to overturn a wild boar with his bare hands, he was actually squeezed out of the encirclement by these warblers and Yanyan several times, and this kind of involuntary powerlessness he had only experienced in the supermarket before.
Fortunately, Li Mengnan is still experienced in dealing with this situation, pinched his throat and screamed "There are mice", which immediately frightened these warblers Yanyan crying and calling her mother to scatter and flee, and Le Youyou, who was under siege, was also dragged out of the crowd by him.
Pulling Le Youyou into the small circle of his class all the way, Li Mengnan was relieved, and while sorting out his crumpled clothes, he complained: "The girls in our school are too reserved, and someone actually pulled my pants just now...... Damn, whose bra is this, why did you come here to me? ”
Only then did Li Mengnan notice that there was a white lace bra hanging on his hand at some point, and the cup was actually quite big, and he didn't know that the sister paper had just squeezed out in a panic.
"Hey, fourth girl, I'm a pure person, you guys have to testify to me!"
More than a dozen girls in the same class covered their mouths and snickered, Minnie covered her face speechlessly, and her heart was not here because of the attention of the scene, otherwise the face of the entire preschool education class would be lost by Li Mengnan, a stupid person.
Leyou You and Minnie Mouse have had a relationship before, and both of them have a deep impression of each other, and nodding to each other is considered to have said hello.
"Leyouyou, what's going on up there?" Li Mengnan casually stuffed the bra of unknown origin to the four girls for safekeeping, turned around and asked Le Youyou.
More than a dozen girls in the same class also surrounded some of them, and most of them only knew that someone was going to jump off the building, but they didn't know who was going to jump and why.