Chapter 344: You are shameless, I still want it
And after Kong Ling heard Zhou Xingyun's words, he smiled and said, "Then let's go?" ”
"Let's go!" Zhou Xingyun stood up with Kong Ling in his arms, unusually relaxed, and looked at Kong Ling with a little surprise, "Your strength is really not small!" ”
"That's it." Zhou Xingyun said to himself as he walked down the stairs.
Kong Ling asked curiously, "Then do you really know what kung fu?" ”
"Humph!" Zhou Xingyun snorted, "Of course, let's not talk about whether it's powerful or not, but as far as Cao Lang's small example, I have no problem beating him eight at a time, and he is also taekwondo, even if it is adding Muay Thai, I can beat his mother and can't recognize who he is!" ”
"Just blow it!" Kong Ling looked incredulous.
"Do you want your buddy to put on a show for you?" Zhou Xingyun is happy. Zhou Xingyun plans to show something, one is to delay the time, and the other is that, according to his thoughts, if he goes to Kong Ling's house this time, he will definitely see Cao Lang, and if he sees Cao Lang, he will talk about the fight nine times out of ten, then in this way, some situations will appear, since it will appear, Zhou Xingyun also plans to give Kong Ling a preventive shot, lest she stop herself from beating Cao Lang when the time comes. It can be said that although Zhou Xingyun left just now, he didn't lose a single point in beating Cao Lang.
"That's coming, sisters, let's see how it goes!" Zhou Xingyun's thoughts, Kong Ling naturally didn't know, when she was talking, she was about to get out of Zhou Xingyun's arms.
Zhou Xingyun hurriedly hugged him, "You don't have to come down!" ”
"Don't you have to come down?" Kong Ling frowned and said, "How can you perform if you don't come down?" ”
"That's it." Zhou Xingyun smiled and touched the ground with one foot. The other foot is raised higher and higher, almost for a moment. In Kong Ling's line of sight, Zhou Xingyun lifted one foot higher than the top of his head. But the body was still relatively stable, which made Kong Ling's small mouth open wider and wider, and his face was unbelievable.
Yes, she can do it with a standing horse, but in the case of holding people, she doesn't use her hands to help, Kong Ling asked herself that it is impossible for her to do it, even if she knows someone. It is not possible to do it at all, unless, except for those who have learned from an age, such as acrobats, can they achieve this kind of course.
Zhou Xingyun put one foot down, looked at Kong Ling's round little mouth, and said, "How is it?" ”
"Awesome, awesome!" Kong Ling's eyes lit up, "Are you an acrobat?" ”
Zhou Xingyun rolled his eyes and said. "I don't have anything to do acrobatics!"
Kong Ling was surprised, "Then why are you so powerful!" ”
Zhou Xingyun laughed and said, "I'm sorry, brother, I've been learning all kinds of kung fu since I was a child. For example, what Wing Chun, such as gossip or tai chi, and now I don't know how many years! So, ah. With Cao Langhui's little effort, it's still a piece of cake for me to beat him seven or eight! ”
"If you don't brag about it, you can die!" Kong Ling couldn't laugh or cry. "Yes, your flexibility is great, but it's not great. It doesn't have much to do with this at all, and if I'm not mistaken, it seems that in private, Cao Lang also practices sanda, and he often competes with some people, do you say that you can compare with these practical experiences? ”
"Is it better?" Zhou Xingyun pretended to be smug and smiled, "It's not my brother bragging, if you want to talk about actual combat, who can have more than me, I sue you, I have not only killed people, but also killed thousands!" ”
"I think you really can't blow it to death!" Kong Ling immediately returned his white eyes to Zhou Xingyun.
In fact, although Zhou Xingyun was joking, in the spiritual world, the number of people he had killed was really much more than a thousand, and if he was talking about actual combat experience, Zhou Xingyun believed that even the world's top mercenaries would not be as rich as him, of course, even if Zhou Xingyun told Kong Ling about this kind of thing, Kong Ling would not believe it.
Zhou Xingyun smiled and said, "Blow it, then let's go to your house now?" ”
"Then you don't need to say it, hurry up!" Kong Ling grinned, "By the way, do you want to bring some gifts when you go to my house?" ”
"Don't bring it!" Zhou Xingyun's eyes fluttered, "It's good that I'll help you, you still want me to bring gifts, don't think about it!" ”
Kong Ling gritted his teeth and said, "Can you not pick so much!" ”
"Hey, hey!" Zhou Xingyun smiled, "This proves that I will live!" ”
"Over your head!" Kong Ling didn't have a good airway. Of course, Kong Ling asked Zhou Xingyun to bring a gift, it was just a joke, according to her and Zhou Xingyun's situation, even if the latter really brought it, it was a big unknown whether her parents would want it.
Soon came to the first floor of the hotel.
At this time, Kong Ling put his arms around Zhou Xingyun's neck and said with a playful smile, "I'm not afraid of being pointed at, if I'm afraid, then I'll come down!" ”
"No!" Zhou Xingyun smiled, "The biggest characteristic of my person is that he is thick-skinned!" ”
Thick-skinned, Zhou Xingyun's skin is indeed quite thick, if it is not thick, he will not be able to practice the skill of theft in the space, of course, this thick-skinned skin is oppressed by Doudou, if it rests on the previous Zhou Xingyun, he is really embarrassed to walk around the street with Kong Ling.
After finishing speaking, Zhou Xingyun smiled and said, "Do you believe it or not, even if I go to your house, I dare to carry you in?" ”
"I believe it, can't I believe it?" Kong Ling shook his head amusedly and said, "But speaking of which, you really have a bit of my demeanor!" ”
"Haha!" Zhou Xingyun said happily, "Since we are like-minded, do you think I will just carry you into your house?" ”
"Forget it or not, you don't have a face, I still want it!" Kong Ling couldn't laugh or cry.
"Don't dare?" Zhou Xingyun said with a provocative face, "Are you still afraid that you will have no way back?" ”
"I don't dare!" Kong Ling said proudly, "In this world, there is nothing I dare not do, since you want to play, then my sister will compensate you to play a big one, just right, hehe, I just happen to be quite curious, what kind of face will my parents have when they see us going in like this!" ”
"Haha! That's it! Zhou Xingyun was in a very happy mood and said, he can't be happy, after all, this is the case. He's also going to get a lot of experience.
In the strange eyes of people coming and going in the hotel lobby, Zhou Xingyun swaggered out of the hotel with Kong Ling in his arms. Of course. Others also had a lot of criticism, but these criticisms were ignored by Zhou Xingyun and Kong Ling.
One out of the hotel gate.
Kong Ling said. "By the way, did you drive?"
"Nope!" Zhou Xingyun shrugged his shoulders, but then, Zhou Xingyun understood what Kong Ling meant, "You don't want to sue me for you to drive!" ”
"Hee-hee, that's smart, so we're going to the parking lot!"
"Parking lot?!" Just kidding, how can you go to the parking lot, if you go to the parking lot, doesn't that mean that he can't hug Kong Ling, and he can't hug Kong Ling, that is. There are no more experience points. Therefore, as soon as Zhou Xingyun's mind turned, he said with a grin, "What kind of parking lot to go to, you can't drive if you have bad legs, I think we'll take a taxi to your house, just so I can hug you for a while." ”
Hearing this, Kong Ling was speechless for a moment, and then followed. She didn't know what she remembered, and said with a dumb smile, "You don't want to sue me, you can't drive, do you?" ”
"How is that possible!" Zhou Xingyun pretended to be empty-hearted. The reason why he pretended to be weak was naturally because he didn't want Kong Ling to think about it.
As soon as she saw Zhou Xingyun's expression, Kong Ling thought she understood, and she said happily. "So you really can't drive!"
"Even if I can't drive, it's not a shame!" Zhou Xingyun rolled his eyes and said. "Let's go, let's get a taxi."
"Okay!" Kong Ling smiled. "But I can tell you, the car here is not too easy to fight!"
"Then wait!" Zhou Xingyun lacks everything, and now there is no shortage of time, and he even thinks about waiting for a day!
It's a pity that Zhou Xingyun's wish didn't come true after all, he only stayed on the side of the road for less than two minutes, and was stopped by Kong Ling raised his hand to stop a car, it can be said that in these two minutes, Zhou Xingyun and Kong Ling also attracted the strange eyes of countless people. However, some of these people didn't think much about it, because, according to their minds, it might be that Kong Ling was not feeling well.
When the car stopped, Zhou Xingyun didn't mean to let go of Kong Ling at all, he opened the car door with one hand, which made Kong Ling a little speechless, "Although I don't mind being sticky with you, it should be about the same now, right?" ”
"Almost, almost!" Zhou Xingyun replied in a daze, and then, leaning into the taxi, he stepped back into the taxi diagonally, and directly entered the car, and at the same time, Kong Ling, who was surrounded by his body, was hugged into the car by Zhou Xingyun. In such a situation, Kong Ling really didn't know what to say, and she couldn't understand why Zhou Xingyun liked to hold her so much, yes, she thought she was good-looking, and her figure was okay, but she could, and she didn't need to be like this, and the two of them seemed to be conjoined babies.
What Kong Ling thinks, Zhou Xingyun naturally doesn't think about it, he will never let go of Kong Ling now as long as it is possible, from a different angle, Zhou Xingyun closed the car and said to the driver, "Master, drive!" ”
"Okay!" The driver answered, "I don't know where you're going, sir?" ”
While talking, the driver still looked at Zhou Xingyun and Kong Ling a little strangely, after all, even if Kong Ling's body is uncomfortable, this car can always do it, right? Although there was a lot of curiosity in his heart, the driver was not too embarrassed to open his mouth to ask now.
As soon as the driver's words fell, Kong Ling said, "Go to the Purple Garden Villa Area!" ”
"Huh!" As soon as he heard Kong Ling's words, the driver was slightly stunned, because this Ziyuan villa area is one of the most expensive garden villas in Huaguo, if Zhou Xingyun and Kong Ling lived, it was obviously impossible to have no car, but there was no thought about this problem, after all, it was possible that these two were looking at elders or friends or something.
But here, there is still a key question, the question is, if these two go to see their elders or friends or something, why do they still hold it, even if Kong Ling is half paralyzed, there is no need to do so.
Although the driver had a lot of questions in his heart, he didn't dare to ask questions on this issue, he was mainly worried that Kong Ling was really half-paralyzed, so if he asked, wouldn't it obviously hurt Kong Ling? However, even if he didn't ask, the driver's eyes would look at Zhou Xingyun and Kong Ling through the car mirror from time to time, wanting to find out something.
The driver's abnormality Zhou Xingyun naturally discovered it, but he didn't know about Zhile's pretense. Then, the car drove for a while. Zhou Xingyun coughed twice and said, "That's right, master." You don't have to drive too fast, try to go as slow as possible, because I have a fear of speed, and I put my friend's foot in the back seat of your car, and I will give you five hundred to compensate for your loss! ”
"Poof......" Kong Ling almost didn't spit out a mouthful of old blood when she heard speed phobia, she looked at Zhou Xingyun with a face full of disbelief, "Speed phobia? What kind of disease is this? How come I haven't heard of it? ”
"You haven't heard that it's because you're unheard!" Zhou Xingyun rolled his eyes and said, "Actually, if you talk about it, although there are very few people with speed phobia, there are still people, generally people with speed phobia, when they can't control the current speed and ups and downs of movement, they will feel that their heart stops and they can't breathe, even if they sit on a swing pushed by others, they are afraid, and even sometimes when they take a car, they will feel like their heart is stopped breathing when the speed is fast." It makes people sad and tears, and every qiē is tense. Moreover, even if you ride a bicycle downhill quickly, you will still have the feeling that your heart has been stopped without control. ”
"Really?" Kong Ling still couldn't believe it.
"Of course it's true!" Zhou Xingyun responded. Of course, speed phobia exists, but it can be said. Zhou Xingyun will, that's just a joke. Just, for the sake of experience points. Now it can only be like this, it can be said that for the sake of experience points, Zhou Xingyun is now a little unscrupulous, as for what is shameless or not shameless, Zhou Xingyun has already ignored it. At least, now this way of gaining experience without violating his moral bottom line, he will be shameless to the end.
“……”
Speechless is not only Kong Ling speechless, even the driver is speechless.
After driving slowly for a while, the driver said, "Do you think this speed is okay?" ”
Zhou Xingyun blinked and said, "Can you slow down?" ”
“……”
"Slow, slow, your sister, now I don't see a speed of fifty kilometers per hour, if it's still slow, isn't it almost the same as a snail?" Although the driver muttered a little speechlessly, who made Zhou Xingyun a god, not to mention, Zhou Xingyun just said that he would give five hundred fares. So, the driver directly reduced the speed of the car by half again.
“……”
Kong Ling looked out of the car, it was not much faster than the speed of a bicycle, and he really didn't know what to say.
But after a while, Kong Ling couldn't help but say anymore, "Are you sure you have a fear of speed?" ”
"Of course it's true!" Zhou Xingyun lies and doesn't blush!
"And what do you do with your regular travel?"
"It's a walk!" Zhou Xingyun blinked again.
"Oh my God!" Kong Ling was going crazy, "I originally wanted to make you my boyfriend, but now, I think I must think about it carefully, otherwise, if I want to go too far away for a honeymoon when I get married in the future, then I won't go dead!" ”
It can be said that up to now, Kong Ling doesn't have too many doubts about Zhou Xingyun's words, after all, Zhou Xingyun doesn't seem to have to lie to her about this matter.
At the same time, when Zhou Xingyun heard Kong Ling's words, in addition to being a little speechless, he was also a little crying and laughing, what is this, how did he think of a honeymoon as soon as he met, but no matter what, Zhou Xingyun saw a little bit that Kong Ling really wanted to be his girlfriend.
"Your sister, why did I meet such a strange person." Zhou Xingyun really didn't know what to say.
When the driver heard Kong Ling's words, his face was strange, it can be said that he was also confused about the current situation, but although he was a little curious, he was still not embarrassed to ask, in fact, it was not so much embarrassing as to say that he didn't know how to ask.
"Hey!" Then, Kong Ling sighed and said, "Forget it, slow down, I'll send a message to my mother first, lest she come to urge her again!" ”
"Hey, hey, let's send it!" Zhou Xingyun smiled.
Kong Ling gave Zhou Xingyun a blank look and then launched a message, and after sending the message, Kong Ling hit a hache and said, "I watched the movie for too long yesterday and didn't sleep well, so I'll squint for a while!" ”
"Oh, you can sleep casually, by the way, it's better to turn off your phone and mute it, so as not to disturb you when someone comes to call!" Zhou Xingyun Road.
"That's good!" Kong Ling smiled and said, "I didn't expect you to know that you care about me now." ”
"That's right, you're my girlfriend, I don't care who you care about!" Zhou Xingyun snorted, in fact, he cared about a fart. He thought that if Kong Ling followed him for a while, he would be able to earn more experience points. Is there a way to earn, that can directly let the driver stop on the side of the road and wait for Kong Ling to wake up!
Zhou Xingyun's thoughts. Kong Ling naturally didn't know, she grinned, "Well, it seems that you are not bad for the time being, I will consider giving you a chance in the future!" ”
Zhou Xingyun pretended to be dissatisfied, "Why did the prospective boyfriend become an opportunity?" ”
"Who made you have a fear of speed!" After Kong Ling rolled his eyes, he looked at Zhou Xingyun with a suspicious expression, "You won't fool me, will you?" ”
"Do you think it's necessary for me to fool you on this matter?"
"It seems to be!" Kong Ling grinned and said. "Then I'll sleep!"
"Sleep, sleep!" When Zhou Xingyun spoke, he also held Kong Ling's head with one hand, and massaged the acupuncture points on her head with the other hand, and after only two strokes, Kong Ling felt the sourness coming from the head, but after the soreness, there was an indescribable comfort, even. Kong Ling couldn't help but think about it, which made Kong Ling open his eyes and say, "Where did you learn the massage technique?" ”
Zhou Xingyun smiled, "Didn't I tell you before." I have studied kung fu, and people who generally learn kung fu naturally have a good understanding of acupuncture points. I know a lot! ”
"It seems to be!" Kong Ling couldn't help but hum softly while feeling the comfort coming from his head. "I used to be in a women's club, and I had a lot of female chefs massage me. But I really haven't seen it like you, and it seems that even for the sake of your craft, I have to think about your boyfriend! ”
"Consider, consider your size, if you don't want to quickly put you to sleep, will I give you a massage, anyway, my buddy is also a great master of medicine!" Zhou Xingyun muttered something in his heart, Kong Ling naturally didn't know, and he didn't have time to think about it, first, Zhou Xingyun's massage technique was really amazing in Kong Ling's feelings, just a moment of effort, Kong Ling was a little fluttering and about to fall asleep, second, Zhou Xingyun was not only massaging, but even made a voice like sleep in Kong Ling's ear, "Sleep, sleep, imagine the boundless feeling of you lying on the sunny and warm beach full of white sand, and then, listen to the 'whoosh...... ...... 'The sound of the waves, what a wonderful thing that is......"
Listening to Zhou Xingyun's magnetic voice, the "whoop...... The sound of "...... was not only a big increase in Kong Ling's sleepiness, even if the driver was a little dizzy, but soon the driver woke up, and at the same time, Zhou Xingyun, who was looking at the car's inner mirror, showed a trace of surprise in his eyes, to be honest, he really didn't think that a person's voice was not only so good, but he actually said a few words of "whoa" made him a little sleepy.
In fact, the reason why this situation occurs is not very strange, first, Zhou Xingyun is a great master of medicine, so since he is a great master of medicine, it is not surprising that there will be some means of hypnotizing others, second, Zhou Xingyun's mental power is very high, that under the super spiritual power, with some linguistic hypnotic means, people's spirits are disturbed, which is naturally normal, not to mention, Zhou Xingyun also has a high attainment in vocal music, and vocal music, It is also the one that can affect other people's feelings the most.
So all in all, the driver was disturbed by Zhou Xingyun, which was ordinary.
You said that the driver was disturbed by Zhou Xingyun's voice, how much better could Kong Ling be under Zhou Xingyun's hypnotic massage technique. Therefore, in just three or four minutes, Kong Ling fell asleep in Zhou Xingyun's powerful massage technique, and even snored slightly, so you can imagine how amazing Zhou Xingyun's technique is.
Of course, as a party, Zhou Xingyun didn't feel how amazing, and even felt that it was unusual, this is because Zhou Xingyun used such means to cure many people's insomnia in the world of dreams. It can even be said that as long as there is no big interference, what time do I want you to sleep, then I have to sleep, what time I want you to wake up, that is, what time do you wake up.
When Kong Ling fell asleep, Zhou Xingyun looked at the driver with a smile and said softly, "Master, when you get to the outside of the Ziyuan Community in a while, if my girlfriend doesn't wake up by herself, you just pull the car on the side of the road, half an hour every night, I'll add a hundred to you, if it doesn't take more than half an hour, it's also a hundred, do you think it's okay?" ”
"Yes, yes." In this regard, where will the driver have any opinions, after all, under normal circumstances, he can run a thousand dollars a day, and it will consume a lot of gas.
After the driver finished answering, Zhou Xingyun also closed his eyes, and then entered the spiritual world and began to learn...... (To be continued......)