Section 58 The quickest way to get rich
Plant a seed in spring, if the wind and rain are smooth, there will always be a harvest in autumn, but this refers to the general situation, the Xiang army is not a general situation at all, they are a special case of the Great Song Dynasty, when Yun Zheng saw the family members of the Jiazi Battalion of the Wusheng Army, he became more and more sure of this, driving cattle and horses to work, eating livestock materials, referring to them, even if they use sweat to water the seeds they planted, those seeds will be burned to death by the sweat and tears of the little salt in the tears.
All kinds of poor and sour weirdness, Yun Zheng is still very polite when he says this, the clothes worn by the twelve or thirteen-year-old lady can't see people at all, and the eleven or twelve-year-old boy runs all over the ground with his bare butt and doesn't know how to be ashamed. The first thing a soldier with a family member does when he sees his family is to take out rice balls from his arms and hand them to the children or the elderly, no wonder there is not enough lunch today.
Let Peng Jiu go to Chengdu Mansion to buy a large number of used clothes, there are so many of these things in the pawnshop. Yun Zheng didn't go to see these people before they got dressed, extreme poverty, this is extreme poverty, he used to think that people should always live better than beasts, but now he knows, beasts have a beautiful fur, people don't, they need to wear clothes.
It is said that the Great Song Dynasty was a rich era, and the people of Bianliang City would have charcoal money when it snowed, but these warm sunshines could not shine on the body of the Xiang Army, just because many of them were either criminal prisoners or hereditary Xiang Army!
The strongest year of Wu Shengjun was in the year when Wang Xiaobo and his rebellion, a large number of people became a box army when they were displaced, and they were branded with gold marks on their faces like animals by the government, and those who gave a little face were branded with gold seals on their arms.
The animals of the Yun family did not have the habit of branding gold marks on their buttocks, let alone burning their faces. One of the soldiers sent by Zhang Fangping stubbornly believed that the Yun family's servants should also have gold seals on their faces, such as monkeys and cows.
"Haha, Du Yuhou, you are an official. Naturally, there is no need to be insulted by scholars, but your two domestic servants, it is unsightly to go in and out of the barracks with their bare faces, which is not in line with the military system. The soldier smiled and pointed to the already burning soldering iron in the brazier and said: "Originally, the noble servants didn't have to go through this process, but the lower officials saw that Du Yuhou was rectifying military discipline, so he felt that military discipline should be rectified thoroughly." If you don't take the people close to you, I'm afraid it will be difficult to convince the public, when Sun Wucao played the harem beauty to rectify military discipline, didn't he kill the two concubines of King Wu, and the lower officials took your two servants, and they also wanted to emulate the sages. ”
Yun Zheng sighed and looked at the bare face of the nameless and scoreless soldier who joined the army and nodded: "It really should be like this, but it seems that there is no gold mark when joining the army, I have an official body, that is to say, I already have a background text, and the defense envoy will naturally take this into account when he gives me a promotion." However, you don't, you're not an official, this matter must not be sloppy, and it needs to be carried out immediately. ”
The face of joining the army changed greatly, and he didn't wait for him to talk more. The monkey and the Han Niu, who had long hated the itchy roots, had already rushed up and pressed the soldiers to the ground, and one of Han Niu's feet stepped on the neck of the army, almost breaking his neck.
Yun Zheng lowered his body and said with a smile: "I know you are not satisfied, you are very dissatisfied when you see that I don't have your share in sending money to the sergeants, didn't you find out that Lao Tzu and I don't have any money to take?" Han Niu and Monkey don't seem to have any money to take, and you are dissatisfied when you see that you don't get a big share? I used to think that people who read books should be a little disciplined, but I don't seem to see it in you. ”
Yun Zheng pointed to the few box soldiers who surrounded him and said, "I also like money, I like it very much!" But I have a premise for taking the money, that is, I will feed these people first and dress them warmly, and the rest will be mine. Now that their eldest daughter doesn't have pants to wear, can you take this money? I really don't dare to take it, I'm afraid of being struck by lightning!
You dare to use the matter of the golden seal to persecute Lao Tzu, only Lao Tzu has ever driven people crazy, and no one can drive me crazy. Since you like the Golden Seal so much, then brand it enough! ”
The monkey held a red-hot gold-sealed soldering iron in his hand and couldn't wait to burn it on the face of the army, and the scorching smell of roast pork suddenly came out, and the monkey burned one, and he didn't plan to stop, but kept poking the soldering iron into his face.
By the time the temperature of the soldering iron dropped and turned black again, the soldier with gold seals on his face and forehead had already passed out, and Han Niu let go of his feet and splashed a bucket of water, and the soldier woke up with a groan.
When he woke up, he threatened Yun Zheng weakly: "The defense envoy will not spare you, and the defense envoy will not spare you......"
Yun Zheng shook his head, how could there be such a stupid person in this world, the moment he decided to stamp the gold seal on his face, he had already announced that he could not live, how stupid does a person need to be to think that he can still live to take revenge?
There are a lot of murderous people in the Xiang army, and there are many ways to kill people, such as planting lotus flowers, Peng Jiu and Liang Ji are old people in this way, they found a big stone early, skillfully tied it to the leg of the army, tied it very tightly, and then the army who kept calling was carried up by five or six soldiers, found a muddy pond with deep mud and shallow water, and threw it into it with a pop, and waited until the army fell into the quagmire, a long string of bubbles came out, and the silt was calm again. Then he walked back as if nothing had happened, picked up his rice bowl and continued to eat, as if nothing had happened just now.
The general is right, he is already poor and shows his ass, and there are some bastards who don't know what to do to rob themselves of money, this is looking for death, even if the defense envoy is held accountable, just find a dying family member to take the blame, this kind of thing is very common in the Xiang army, but it was forced by the general before, and now he took the initiative to do it.
Because of poverty, it is necessary to hold the regiment for warmth, and the strong cohesion of the lower levels of the Xiang Army, those high-ranking civilian officials have no way to understand it.
Before the meal was finished, the two thin old men were bundled and sent to Yun Zheng, even in front of Yun Zheng, the two old men still cursed the officials hoarsely, including Yun Zheng, and said that they would kill all the officials, anyway, he was a lonely old man, and he had a cheap life, and it was more cost-effective to change an official.
Yun Zheng frowned and glanced at Liang Ji, and found that there was still a deep sadness between this guy's eyebrows, and then looked at the lying on the ground; The two old men scolded Peng Jiu, who was looking at the thief eyebrows: "Get out, carry the person and roll, since you want to die, then go and wipe your neck and hang yourself, and then you start to eat enough, so you don't lose a loss if you die."
We are about to go to suppress the bandits, who has the time to pay attention to the two old guys who don't like Shangguan, when they joined the army to escort money back from Fucheng, they were attacked by bandits, and they were caught and drowned in the muddy pond, so Jiazi Battalion is ready to take revenge, and by the way, grab back their own money! The business is complicated, and we have to prepare now, and these days the monkey has figured out the situation of the bandits in the vicinity.
There are many bandits on Zhao Gongshan and Woniu Mountain, especially Zhao Gongshan, I heard that the robbers there are already rich and about to flow oil, we are too poor, we want to become rich completely, only take this road, the fastest way in the world to get rich is robbery, as long as we copy the robbers' nest on Zhao Gongshan, we can get rich at the fastest speed, it is too slow to burn bricks, Yinxing and a lot of money in the city are waiting for us to earn, there is no time to burn bricks slowly, that job is to find a long-term way for the big guy to make money, I can only eat my belly,. If you want to make a fortune from it, God knows when. ”
Liang Ji's eyes lit up suddenly, but Peng Jiu's two legs were trembling, and Yun Zheng said to Peng Jiu with a smile: "Are you worried that we can't beat the three cannons of the Zhao family with 1,100 people?" ”
Peng Jiu swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty, gritted his teeth and said: "General, do you know, the brothers are talking about the Xiang Army, in fact, they have never performed in these years, they are all doing coolies, and they don't know how to use the knife."
The reason why it is called the three cannons of the Zhao family is that as long as they hear three cannons, they will come out of the mountains, and the successive prefects want to kill him, but unfortunately this guy is too cunning, when the army of the imperial court came over, he drilled into the mountains, and the mountains in Shu were high and dense, and when the army left, they came out of the mountains and continued to harm people, you may not know who the three guns of the Zhao family are, they are not one person at all, but three brothers.
The boss is good at making a horse chopping knife, there is the courage of ten thousand people, the second likes to use flying claws, it is said that he can dig out people's hearts, the third is a lame, they all say that the lame man will go to heaven if he is not lame, and the third cripple is the most powerful among the three brothers, and most of the reputation of the three cannons of the Zhao family is actually played by this third man.
Zhao Gongshan is so close to Chengdu Mansion that everyone knows the truth that others are not allowed to sleep soundly next to the couch. But the prefect's repeated encirclement and suppression have failed, and the Yongxing Army, which is the most capable of fighting in Chengdu Prefecture, was defeated in the hands of others, they are forbidden troops, and our group of people went to attack Zhao Gongshan, which is a meat bun and a dog, and there is no return, the general, we can't beat others, even if the brothers are desperate. ”
Yun Zheng frowned and let go of the two old men on the ground first, and then said to Peng Jiu, "Are they even more powerful than the Yuanshan thieves?" Peng Jiu shook his head and said, "I can't say it." However, the relationship between the three guns of the Zhao family and the Yuanshan Black Tiger is very good, and I heard that they are still brothers. ”
Listening to the persuasion of others and eating a full meal, Yun Zheng nodded, and let Liang Ji, who was gloomy, and Peng Jiu, who was frightened, go down, reopened the figure of Dujiangyan by himself, frowned, knocked his finger on Zhao Gongshan and sighed: "Sure enough, it is a good place that is easy to defend and difficult to attack!" ”