Hit the enter key, and the search information on the screen was all H&M clothing, I couldn't help but be surprised, Yu Jing shouldn't have asked me to buy her a dress, right? Isn't this what Xiao Jianhao should do?

Flipped a few pages of information about this brand,Think about it,Directly use the Sogou input method to knock the two letters HM,Suddenly,A large number of phrases came out of the input method:Hippopotamus,Sponge,Black cat,Number,Picture,Stepmother......

The three phrases hippopotamus, sponge and black cat are obviously at a loss, so leave it alone.

Number? Did she want me to pay attention to the phone number on my business card? If that's the case, there's no need for her to stress about it at all, just draw a horizontal line on the business card.

Picture? Well, when I went in, Wu Meiniang's TV series was playing on the screen, and the picture happened to be Fan Bingbing's big head, which doesn't seem to have anything to say, right?

Stepmother? Hehe, it's barely explainable. Is she hinting that she doesn't have a good relationship with Xiao Leer? Damn, does this still need a hint? As long as the eyes are not blind, they can see whether it is good or not.

After thinking about it for a while, I put the business card in my pocket casually, and played with great interest, anyway, I will go back to the countryside with her in a few days, and I will ask her when the time comes.

I used to think that civil servants were very relaxed, but now I found out that it is not like that, sitting in front of the computer for hours on end to play games is also very tiring, half a day down, it makes my back ache and leg cramps, during the lunch break, I put a few sofas together, sleep until four o'clock in the afternoon, get up and read a novel, and it is time to get off work.

It was a fulfilling day.

Since Liu Qingshan and the others had gone out on a mission, no one had arranged what I should do, so I went home directly after work. In the evening, I called the fat man and they came out for supper, and by the way, let everyone analyze what the HM of this business card means.

"Back door! Definitely the meaning of the back door. The fat man drank the beer in the cup in one gulp, wiped his mouth, and said with foam: "Have you seen Journey to the West?" Bodhisattva your mother knocked three times on Sun Wukong's head, and then turned around and went out, Sun Wukong understood what he meant at that time, and went to the back door to Bodhisattva's room at night. ”

Ling Feng scolded with a smile: "That's Bodhi Ancestor, not your mother, damn, you are simply a brute." ”

The fat man disagreed: "It's almost the same meaning, don't pick the words so much, okay?" Then he raised his eyebrows and said, "Then you say, what does this HM mean?" ”

"Shady!" Ling Feng frowned and said, "She must be talking about shady." ”

Next, a few of us discussed the possibility of what is behind, black cat, sponge, etc., and finally, Murong Xiu couldn't help but ask: "You just rely on the H and M at the beginning of pinyin to draw conclusions, why don't you say that these two letters start with English letters?" ”

All three of us replied with a straight face: "Because we don't know English well." ”

The fat man even laughed and said: "The English that starts with H, I only remember HOT, and I only know it when it is connected with TOKYO in front of me." M, that's Mommy...... Hey, doesn't this HM mean hot mommy? Didn't she work as a lady in KTV before? Mommy, who has a hot body, seems to be reasonable. ”

"The words are not coarse, there is some truth in the fat man's words." Ling Feng agreed with the fat man's opinion for the first time.

I was also searching for English words in my head, and then I thought of the most common phrase, "Help me!"

said my conjecture, but the fat man scoffed: "People are about to be the boss of the group company now, and they still want you to save her?" Save your sister! ”

After thinking about it for a while, they didn't continue to think about it, and after a few people speculated wildly for a while, they put the matter aside and began to brag and fart.

……

After another two days, there was still no response from Yu Jing's side, but the guns and ammunition on Ling Feng's side were transported, and they were still the same people who delivered the goods last time, and this time they brought over a full five large wooden boxes, including all kinds of powerful guys, what bazookas, what thundering shotguns, and even that kind of machine gun, which is the kind of rotary machine gun that Schwarzenegger carried in the movie.

"Brother, do you have anything to do with going to Africa?" The arms dealer spoke to me much more politely, and he was naturally shocked by the energy that I was able to digest in such a short amount of time.

"Secret." I replied pretendingly.

After another day, Yu Jing called me to her office, and while looking at the projection, she casually said to me, "Vincy, you can drive, right?" ”

I nodded, "It's okay." ”

"That's okay, I'll go to the administration department to prepare a car, well, it's okay with that BMW X7, pick me up at the door of the company after work." Yu Jing said lightly.

"Wouldn't it be better to leave tomorrow morning?" I asked, surprised.

"If I were you, I would definitely not ask this kind of question, as an employee, the most important thing is ......" Yu Jing paused, seemed to be thinking about the wording, and then continued after a while: "You must know how to read words and colors!" ”

This has a fart relationship with observing words and feelings.

I nodded depressedly, went to the administration department to get the car keys, then went to wash the car and filled up the gas, and called Murong Xiu to tell her not to worry about me. Longyang is not far away, you can drive three or four hours to get there, and you can turn around in two or three days at most.

I thought that Murong Xiu would tell me to be careful on the road, but she just said oh oh twice over there, and at the moment I hung up the phone, I heard her yelling over there: "North wind? Lever! Leverage......"

Gambling is harmful.

After thinking about it, I called the fat man and asked him to help me take care of Murong Xiu, so as not to cause her trouble, the fat man heard that I was going to Longyang, so he clamored to go too, and said that the world is so big, he wants to go out for a walk. I didn't bother to pay attention to him, and hung up the phone directly, what's the matter, you're so fat, the world can't stand your toss.

After getting off work, Yu Jing sat in the co-pilot's seat with a small handbag, and I smiled: "Boss, where is your luggage?" Also, if you're going to return home, the position behind me is the leadership position. ”

"It's still a dick township." Yu Jing casually pulled up the seat belt, took out a box of chewing gum from her bag, and chewed it with a chirp: "Drive." ”

This character is really heroic!

Smiling and starting the car, I asked, "Where do you want to go for a bite to eat first?" ”

Yu Jing shook her head: "It's good to have supper in Longyang, I'm not hungry." ”

Damn, you're not hungry, but I haven't eaten yet, so I suddenly smiled: "Boss, why don't I get out of the car and eat some ramen or something, you wait for me here?" ”

Yu Jing glanced at me and complained: "I can't even bear a hungry meal, and I am a senior bodyguard, I'm sorry!" ”

I immediately felt the urge to punch her in the face, did you talk like that? We are high-level bodyguards, not high-level machine qì people.

"Let's eat it after leaving the star city?" Yu Jing glanced out the window, but her face was quite strange, if I was not mistaken, her expression seemed to be a little frightened.

I suddenly thought of the business card she wrote for me, and immediately smiled: "Boss, the business card you gave me that day has ...... on it"

Before I finished speaking, Yu Jing's face suddenly turned pale, and she quickly interrupted me: "By the way, why didn't you add my WeChat?" Didn't I ask you to add me on WeChat? ”

Her voice was even a little sharp because of her urgency, and she looked at me with anxiety and begging, as if not to let me continue on the subject.

Seeing this, I was even more suspicious, but I couldn't continue to ask about her appearance, so I had to smile and say, "I forgot to add jì, I'm sorry." ”

Yu Jing breathed a sigh of relief, a trace of gratitude flashed in her eyes, but her tone was complaining: "You can't do a little thing well, forget it, if you don't add it, you won't add it." Then he took out his phone from his handbag, put on his headphones and began to listen to the song.

God babbling, what a weirdo.

This time period is just the rush hour after work, with the development of Star City, there are more and more people with cars, and there are naturally cars to show, and the distance that can be reached by walking for about 20 minutes has to be driven to go, so that the traffic that is not very developed is suddenly very tight.

Fortunately, although I stopped all the way, there was no blockage.

The phone rang, and the fat man shouted on the other end of the phone, "Assi, where are you now?" I borrowed Lingfeng's car and waited for you at the highway toll booth to Longyang. ”

"What are you waiting for me?" I was amazed.

"I'm going to see the world with you." The fat man smiled and hung up the phone.

In desperation, I told Yu Jing about it, Yu Jing frowned at first, and then said noncommittally: "Go and go, there is no expense for one more person, and food and accommodation are all mine." ”

When I left Star City, my stomach was rumbling with hunger, and despite the fat man waiting for me in front, I found a farmhouse on the side of the road and drove the car in.

The business of this farmhouse is not very good, the hall is empty, I ordered two dishes casually, beckoned Yu Jing to eat some too, Yu Jing looked left and right, sat down and ate two bites with me, and urged me to leave quickly with a slightly panicked expression.

I took a few bites of food, and then beckoned the boss to pay, Yu Jing hurriedly threw a hundred yuan on the table, got up and said loudly: "Boss, don't look for it." ”

Before the words fell, a joking voice came from the door: "Damn, these are two fools who popped out of a mess, and they are actually pretending to be forced here." ”

Following the prestige, two men walked in outside, one on the left hand had a sharp-beaked monkey gills, and the one on the right had a head as big as a bucket, both of them were shirtless and wearing shorts and slippers.

At this time, I was naturally going to come forward, and immediately stood up and stopped them: "Who are the two fools talking about?" ”

"Two idiots talking about you!" The sharp-beaked monkey cheek sneered, then reacted, and said angrily: "It's really tired of teasing you Brother Monkey!" After speaking, he took out a spring dagger from his trouser pocket, and with a bang, the blade of the dagger bounced out and pointed at me: "Kneel down and sing conquest!" ”R1058