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Next, it was time to 'beat the water dogs', Luo Yang took off a shoe and slammed it on the heads of the two!

"Let you bite, make you crazy, let you scream, let you block the road and rob ......"

Every time Luo Yang knocked it, he shouted in his mouth, and the two of them lay on the ground, holding their heads, and were slammed by Luo Yang, with striped shoe prints on their arms and foreheads.

They should be glad that Luo Yang is wearing a pair of soft-soled sneakers today, if he wears hard-heeled leather shoes, his head would have been opened!

The girl looked at the scene in front of her blankly, with a pair of big eyes that were more beautiful than 'village girl Xiaofang', and looked at Luo Yang who took off her shoes and knocked on others' heads in surprise.

"Classmate, go quickly, I'll handle it here!" Luo Yang said.

The girl wiped her tears, did not thank Luo Yang, and did not promise to repay the grace of saving her life, she got up from the ground, crossed her hands on her waist, and shouted violently: "Hey, who are you!" Why are you hitting someone?! ”

Luo Yang held his shoes and was about to fall hard, but his raised hand was stunned in the air at this moment.

"You...... Are you talking about me? Luo Yang couldn't believe his ears: "Little sister, are you mistaken?" They're robbers, didn't they just want to rob money and sex! If I hadn't saved you, you'd all fall into their clutches by now! You...... Are you mistaken? ”

The girl was stunned, and then said forcefully: "What's wrong with the robbers, robbers are also human beings and have human rights!" If you're like this, it's a lynching, it's a crime, you know? ”

Luo Yang is stupid - this little girl's brain is fine, right? Looking at her big innocent eyes, she doesn't look like a stupid girl, how can she talk nonsense and intercede for the two robbers who wanted to rob and rape her? Is it stupid?

“…… In short, it's not right for you to hit people, let them go quickly! The big-eyed girl shouted.

Luo Yang sighed and said with compassion: "Poor baby, you are suffering from 'hostage complex' and 'hostage syndrome'!" Just now, you were too frightened, and at the moment of life and death, you lost yourself, and you had a good impression and dependence on the perpetrator! You are the clinical table of the typical 'Stockholm syndrome'! Rest assured...... I am an authority on 'criminal psychology' and 'psychology of persecution', a double postdoc! I have a lot of clinical experience, as long as you 'clinical' with me a few more times, I promise to soothe and heal your wounded heart! ”

"Sick you! Hurry up and let them go...... I like to be robbed by them, little lady, I'm happy, can you manage it? The little girl said hurriedly.

Luo Yang no longer paid attention to the stupid girl with his brain in water, and the sneakers that were stunned in mid-air fell down again, the soles of the shoes flew over, and they took turns beating on the heads of Er Niu and the cold man, smashing them all at once, and the rhythm was like playing a game of 'crazy whack-a-mole'.

After Luo Yang was beaten on the soles of his shoes, the gloom in his heart was swept away, and he was in a good mood! Seeing that the two were beaten like pigs' heads, they stopped beating and took out their mobile phones to call the police.

As soon as he saw Luo Yang take out his mobile phone, he had already pressed 11 to miss a 0, and he completed 3p, and called the police, Erniu couldn't help but be anxious: "Don't call the police, misunderstand!" Miss Three...... Stop playing! ”

Three...... Third Miss?!

Luo Yang was petrified in an instant!

"Little Niu Niu, you are too inferior! Before he could call the police, you were exposed...... Well, half of this month's winnings are deducted! The high school girl muttered, dissatisfied.

"Hey, why don't you let go of my two bodyguards!" The high school girl said, "We're playing a 'hijacking game', and you've made a mess of it!" ”

"Games?! You say it's a game you're playing?! Luo Yang was stunned, he had only heard of girls playing at home, but he had never seen anyone playing robbery games!

What's more, her acting skills are so good, the sadness of crying, and the pitiful appearance of Chu Chu, people can't help but want to love it well, and rob it by the way......

The girl said, "yes, I'm just playing a live-action hijacking game with my bodyguard!" ”

"Did you play a game like that! You're still shouting for help, you're disturbing the peace, you know? Actually playing such a perverted game, you are really hardcore! Luo Yang criticized.

"Cut, what game am I playing, I want you to care!" The girl pouted and said, "Who wants you dog to take a mouse and be nosy!" Hum...... Nosy and fart! ”

Luo Yang was completely speechless - such an unreasonable, such a rude and willful girl, she is a 'little witch' who is a few cups smaller than Jin Nannan's breasts.

In fact, Luo Yang has long been suspicious in his heart, no matter how bad a veteran like Erniu is, he will not block the road and rob! It's just that Luo Yang was looking for someone to be a sandbag, so he didn't dig deeper.

The little girl looked at Luo Yang, a thought suddenly flashed in her mind, as if she thought of something, and immediately collected the original 'little shrew'-like fierce forked waist image, walked up to Luo Yang, and said: "First of all, thank you for your righteousness and bravery, you are a good person full of justice!" In fact...... I'd like to ask you a favor! ”

"I'm not interested, I don't have time, I haven't eaten enough so I don't hold up, I'm not available!"

Luo Yang immediately refused, he was now very wary of little witches like Jin Nannan, and tried to stay away as much as possible.

"Humph! You hurt someone and want to leave? You won't want to do you a small favor? ”

"I injured them to save you, who let you play such a perverted game!" Luo Yang argued.

The girl smiled slightly, and two cute little dimples appeared on both sides of her mouth: "Who knows?" Who saw it? Obviously, you want to rob me, and you said you want to rob me. It just so happened that these two big brothers were passing by and wanted to fight with you, a heinous bandit, but they were injured by you! ”

"You...... Don't take your word for it, turn black and white upside down. You talk nonsense, no one will believe it! Luo Yang was anxious.

"Really? Who do you think others will believe? The three of us are sure that you are a robber, and you are a robber! ”

The girl changed her pitiful face again, and sobbed a little exaggeratedly: "Woo...... Uncle Policeman, that's him! He tried to snatch my bag, and his other hand slipped through my collar...... Woo, if these two big brothers hadn't arrived in time, I would have been poisoned by him......"

When the girl said that she was sad, two crystal tears flowed from the corners of her eyes! Even Luo Yang was a little skeptical that he was really bullying her!

This acting skill is definitely the level of 'old drama bones', playing a bitter girl in Aunt Qiong Yao's TV series is a piece of cake! With this amazing acting skills, it is not an exaggeration to win an Oscar!

Luo Yang has always been extremely confident in his acting skills, pretending to be forced and acting, which is his forte, and he has always thought that he is 'both virtuous and artistic', and belongs to the 'actor' level, but he didn't expect that there are people outside the world, and today he was compared to a little girl, and he was tricked by her, miserable......

"Erniu, don't wipe your cow's nosebleed, call the police quickly, and let the police catch the robbers and perverts!" The girl said.

Luo Yang saw that she didn't seem to be joking, so he thought about smearing oil on the soles of his feet, and said stubbornly: "Don't talk nonsense with you, I still have something to do, go first!" ”

Unexpectedly, before Luo Yang took half a step after 'taking one step first', the big-eyed girl suddenly rushed towards Luo Yang, hugged Luo Yang's arm tightly, and didn't let Luo Yang slip away, screaming in surprise: "Someone, help!" Robbery and rape are indecent !! ”

At this moment, Luo Yang remembered the grandfather of the 'eldest brother' Zhou Qiang, who told several stories when he was a child, namely the farmer and the snake, Mr. Dongguo and the wolf, Lu Dongbin and the dog, Hao Cheap (Hao Jian) and the old lady...... From today onwards, there will be one more thought-provoking fable - Luo Yang and the hardcore femme fatale perverted beautiful girl!

At this time, Erniu had already taken out his mobile phone and dialed 110, and there was a faint sound of '...... Please wait a moment, is answering for you's voice, if it is not for the domestic police call often need to wait, there are too few operators, the old ladies lost their pet dogs or old hens on the roof to call the police, the beautiful name said: find the people's police if there is something! And the person who called the police who was really in danger of his life could not make a call until he died...... At this moment, Erniu has already connected with the police uncle!

Not only that, but in the alley, there are also grandmothers and scumbag-faced 'weird Shu millet' poking their brains here, and after hearing the girl's call for help, their eyes are hot, as if they want to get a piece of the pie from Luo Yang, and come to a 'group of heroes play Loli'!

Luo Yang regretted it in his heart - Lu Xiaofeng is qualified to be nosy, that is because people have a peerless 'Lingxi Finger', and their fingers can only buckle their nostrils, and they are still making fun and nosy! I still want to be a hero to save the beauty, I bah!

I didn't eat the mutton, so I got into a commotion...... This is a big loss!

"Don't ...... Stop shouting! Grandma, I promise you that you can't do it! Luo Yang hurriedly said.

"Hee-hee...... Eldest grandson, as long as you listen to the words of 'little aunt and grandmother'! ”

The girl smiled proudly, and the two dimples were cute and charming...... Lost in the dead!

However, this smile fell in Luo Yang's eyes, but he didn't feel beautiful at all - he suddenly found that his spiritual realm had been sublimated, and he instantly realized, just like the monks, when he saw the beautiful woman, he automatically filtered into a 'pink skeleton' in his eyes!

"Tell me, what do you want me to help you with?" Luo Yang said vigilantly: "I can sue you first, I am not the kind of casual person, if you make a rude request and want me to sleep with you or something, I would rather die than agree!" ”

Luo Yang showed an expression that he would rather die than obey and was ready to die generously at any time.

"Giggle...... I didn't expect you to be so good at defeating my two bodyguards, and you have such a sense of humor! Well...... That's you! The girl giggled.

"What the hell do you want me to do? You don't want me to be so old-fashioned pretending to be your boyfriend, right? Luo Yang asked.

The girl was stunned, and then said in surprise: "You...... How do you know I want you to be my temporary boyfriend?! ”

"Cut, this way of hooking up with handsome guys has long been outdated!"

Luo Yang shook his bangs, posed as a 'sunshine boy', and sneered with his orchid fingers