"Lu Xi, I like you!"

Maybe it's a prank on a whim, or maybe it's a whim.

But no matter which one it is, it was finally drowned in the laughter of the audience. It is said that laughing can affect as many as 53 muscles in the face, and it is a very energy-intensive aerobic exercise, so the person who shouted this is considered to have contributed to the cause of weight loss for obese people.

Lu Xi has no clairvoyance, no ears to the wind, who shouted it, it is unknown.

I don't know who is better, though, or she'll be in trouble, because she'll have to deal another good guy card.

If this goes on for a long time, as Yu Youwei said, she will become a professional good person card maker.

However, Lu Xi became a joke maker before she became a good guy card maker, and although she herself resolutely resisted this kind of vulgar joke, the reality often does not depend on people's will.

At the end of the award ceremony, Lu Xi came down with a bunch of prizes belonging to all the colleagues in Class 1, and all he could see were smiling faces, with ridiculous, hateful smiles. Especially Yu Youwei, He Xinning and Qu Yun, because the school sports will be teammates, the girls who are closer to each other smile more unabashedly and more unscrupulously.

How could Lu Xi endure this kind of smile full of malice, which made her have goosebumps all over her body: "Laugh, laugh, laugh, I wish you all laugh out of your abdominal muscles and mermaid line as soon as possible." ”

When the words fell, the sky was suddenly clear, the Haiyan River was clear, and the entire universe was quiet.

The mermaid line is very sexy, but the good mermaid line is built on the basis of having abs.

Girls generally want a good figure, and this good figure refers to being slender and slender, and definitely not having a lot of domineering side bumpy muscle groups. Excessive exercise builds muscle, which is one of the reasons why girls don't like to do too much aerobic exercise and prefer to choose a painful diet to lose weight.

After a while, Yu Youwei reacted and found that she was already a muscle, and the wood was already in the boat, so she played the spirit of the dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water, couldn't help laughing, and said: "Lu Xi, haven't you heard of it, you should fall in love as soon as possible." ”

Ms. Zhang Ailing's famous saying "become famous as soon as possible", the first generation of customs, has been tampered with beyond recognition after several changes.

Then Grandpa Deng's computer should be carried forward from the time of his baby, although the words are different, but the meaning is the same - learn computers as soon as possible.

Later, a hundred flowers bloomed and a hundred schools of thought contended, for example, Lu Xi listened to the cocooned number competition as soon as possible.

And Yu Youwei's love should be early, which seems to mean that she can't wait to let her fall in love start in kindergarten.

"I'm sorry, but I'm a really good student in the traditional sense, and I stand out against early love." Lu Xi glanced at Yu Youwei and replied with a snort.

"The plan of the year lies in the spring, the plan of the day lies in the morning, the birds that get up early have worms, and they get up early in the morning, and they don't feel old at ...... eighty"

Yu Youwei is like a collection of humanoid proverbs, and in order to prove her opinion, she said dozens of proverbs in one breath.

"This kind of proverb contains the truth of heaven and earth, and it is said to be 'early' in one word. So, puppy love is king. So what is the royal road, the opponent is not obedient, so he will run over him. Both the family and the school are against early love, so we have to use the spirit of the royal road to ......"

When Yu Youwei said this, she suddenly rolled her eyes and paused.

He Xinning was hearing the important point, where could he hold back the doubts in his heart: "How is the spirit of the royal road?" ”

Yu Youwei saw a wicked smile passing from the corner of He Xinning's mouth, her heart was like a mirror, and her tone immediately changed: "Ming Xiu plank road secretly crosses Chen Cang." ”

"Cut, I thought you were going to say that if the elders don't let you, you'll crush it with early love." He Xinning shouted that Yu Youwei was not kind, and sold dog meat on the head of a sheep.

Lu Xi couldn't help but sigh with a knife on his head, and the knife was towards filial piety.

"Teacher Zheng zhì taught us to have a critical spirit and to look at everything in two." Yu Youwei saw that Lu Xi was still stubborn, so she continued her tirade, "But the teacher can't do it himself, they only see the bad side of early love, but they don't see the good side of early love." What is Pride and Prejudice, this is Pride and Prejudice. ”

"You're stealing the concept." Lu Xi was a little too lazy to argue with Yu Youwei.

"You have all forgotten jì, on our Huafu Lingyan Pavilion, there is such a pair, the girl was sent to Peking University, and the boy jumped off because he was lazy, and he was the tail of the crane of the grade, but because of the girl's sentence I am waiting for you at Peking University, the boy only took more than half a year to kill from the tail of the crane to the top, and finally successfully admitted to Peking University, and lived in both sides."

It can be seen that early love does not necessarily consume the will, but can also burst out with earth-destroying energy. People say that people in love are blind, but they don't know that because of blindness, they have the strength not to hit the south wall and not look back, and they have the determination not to shed tears if they don't see the coffin. ”

"Your analogy is really first-class." Lu Xi was about to run out of words.

"If the boy didn't have early love, would he be admitted to Peking University, absolutely impossible." Yu Youwei answered categorically to herself.

"It's just one example, you can't take it all." Lu Xi said.

"What's the name of the movie Nine Knives?" Yu Youwei turned her head and asked Qu Yun.

"In those years, the girl we chased together." Qu Yun, who was listening quietly, pushed his glasses when he heard this, and replied loudly.

"This movie is an adaptation of the director's real life, you see, there are knives all over the body, but none of the nine knives are sharpened into dragon slaying knives because of the energy of early love, slaughtering the dragon of the college entrance examination, and entering the best university." Yu Youwei said, "Do you need more examples like this?" ”

"Nowadays, we pay attention to equality between men and women, and we can put on a play, the boy we chased together in those years. Let's have a vigorous early love, girl, if you don't have a young love, you will be old. Yu Youwei said at the end, using the aria of the chant.

"Since you admire early love so much, let's have a young love." Lu Xi saw that the shape was critical, so he had to sacrifice a nuclear weapon that was quite a fist of seven wounds, first hurting himself and then hurting others, and leveling the enemy and my nuclear weapons.

"We?" Yu Youwei was still in high spirits and eager to try it a second ago, but as soon as Lu Xi's words came out, she immediately froze, looking stupid.

Hmph, look at the scare you stupid, Lily Dafa is really easy to use. Lu Xi thought to himself and decided to take advantage of the victory to pursue.

She wants to fight poison with poison, and suppress Yu Youwei's early love heresy with same-sex heresy in one fell swoop: "No problem, you have heard so much, have I heard of it too, the opposite sex is just to reproduce, and the same sex is the true love in the world!"

And when he said this, Lu Xi invoked all the obscene blessings on the smile that he thought was very cheap, trying to break the inner defense line of Yu Youwei's early love thoughts.

However, it is a pity that she guessed the beginning, but not the end.

I saw that Yu Youwei was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly stepped forward and said to Lu Xi: "Lu Xi, do you know, this smiling face of yours is so cute, people can't stand it." If I were a man, I would have liked you right away. ”R1152