Chapter 37: Your Majesty is mad

The folding fan man didn't express his disbelief this time, but patiently asked, "How can you do that?" ”

Tiansin waved his hand and said: "There is a saying that 'governing a big country is like cooking a small fresh', the fire can't be urgent, and people can't be in a hurry, if you use too many pots and spoons, it is easy to damage the raw materials." ”

The folding fan man repeated it silently, feeling that this sentence was too deep and intriguing, he couldn't help shaking his arm, and found that his folding fan had already reached the hands of Heavenly Sin, and he couldn't help but have some atmosphere in his heart.

'Humph! Arrogant boy! Wait for me to figure out what I want to know, and see if I don't cut off your head! ’

But who knew that Heavenly Sin immediately said: "But this sentence is only half true, governing the country can't help but make big moves, it's just ...... It depends on what this 'big move' is! ”

"Big moves? What's the big move? ”

Heavenly Sin smiled: "Actually, the root cause lies in whether it is immediate interests or ...... Hehe, future benefits. The people are far less far-sighted than the rulers, and they are not as sharp-eyed as they imagined. The first thing to do is to 'publicize', don't you understand? Commonly known as 'shouting', melon sellers need to explain their melon sweetness to passers-by, vegetable sellers should shout 'fresh and tender vegetables', and those who cook restaurants should also go to the street to shout two sentences of what new dishes are today, even if it is a brothel in Qinglou...... Hehe, those girls also know to run on the road and show their heads. This is a simple truth, let people buy your goods, you must first let people know how the goods are, but also pick the good ones. If the girl has an ugly face, she will try to show her breasts, and if her figure is not good, she will expose her arms to let people see that her skin is fair and tender, if she can't achieve this, she will learn to play the piano and dance, or improve her literacy, just to attract customers. They all understand this, but I don't understand it...... Why doesn't today's idiot-like lord understand this? ”

As soon as the folding fan man heard that the other party said that his majesty was not as good as a ninth-rate woman, he was about to 'go crazy'.

"You!"

Tiansin suddenly looked at him and said quickly: "Today, the edicts of the higher envoys are not obeyed by the subordinates, the political performance strategies are not good for the people, and the taxes are single and the business revenue is not known. The king does not know the ministers, the subjects do not know the people, and the king does not know the people. The soldiers do not know the generals, the generals do not know the soldiers, and the soldiers do not know the king. In such a country, government decrees cannot be promoted, power cannot be centralized, money cannot be circulated, and I say that it will be destroyed one day, what is wrong with that?! ”

A sharp language directly made the folding fan man stunned again.

His eyes narrowed, his expression changed back and forth, and finally asked in a deep voice, "Do you have a way to govern the country?!" ”

Heavenly Sin suddenly lost his momentum, the appearance of the scoundrel reappeared, he lay on the recliner and picked up a fruit to eat, and said hesitantly: "Method? Cut, how can there be a set of fixed methods for governing the country? Governing the country should be governed according to the situation, the place, and the people, and if the government decree remains unchanged for ten years, the national strength will decline. Even if it is a successful policy of the sages to govern the country, if it is blindly implemented now, it will be a poison for the country, not to mention it. ”

The manly toothache of the folding fan said angrily: "I'm asking you about the current method!" ”

Heavenly Sin blinked and said, "Now? Oh, I'm sorry for this, this belongs to the annotation of 'tearing down the east wall and making up the west wall', and what I said before has been offset with this fan, sorry, the small business is not on credit. ”

"You!"

Anger and patience.

"That's good...... What do you want now, say it! ”

The man who folded the fan still thought that although he didn't know who had taught him so much, it could be described as a 'deafening' statement, but it was still a child's heart, and he definitely wanted some decorations to be worn on his body, so he deliberately shook his beloved jade pendant around his waist.

Behold...... Heavenly Sin glanced at him for a moment, then looked at the black-clothed young man beside him and touched his chin...... Suddenly pointed at him and said: "Just him, I just lacked a few bodyguards when I first arrived, seeing that he is strong and quiet, which is exactly what I wanted, uh-huh." ”

"What?!"

The folding fan man raised his hand violently like a slap to kill this nasty boy, and he shouted loudly: "Nanming Kingdom Sword God, you want to go?" Look at me...... Not...... Hum! Let's go! ”

Halfway through, just turn around and leave, going much faster than coming.

When the two of them disappeared, Tiansin smiled and continued to eat his fruits. At this time, Xiao Jian slipped over from the side and asked in a low voice, "Shaojun, who were those two people just now?" ”

Heavenly Sin spread his hands and smiled: "Didn't they say it in the end?" One is the current lord of the country, and the other is the sword god of the Southern Ming Kingdom. ”

Boom!

Not far behind Heavenly Sin, there was a terrifying sound of swallowing saliva. Tiansin turned his head to look, and sure enough, including Shangguan Siqing, his nine subordinates all stared at him.

"Cut, these dogs can't change their-eating ...... Regardless of them. ”

muttered, picked up the feather fan in his hand and said, "Look at it, this fan is very good, right?" Beautiful, right? ”

Xiao Jian didn't have the slightest 'concept' of what His Majesty Sword God was, so he sat next to Tiansin happily, poked the fan with his fingers and said, "Well, it's really interesting to be cool." ”

……

On the other hand, the strange folding fan man went straight to the Chinese army camp, entered the house, distributed, changed clothes, dressed in a purple and gold dragon robe, with a jade crown of Jiuli Ling on his head, and with a slight wipe on his face, his face changed slightly, and his originally 'enchanting' face became slightly more heroic. Isn't it the current lord of the Southern Ming Kingdom?

He sat on the high platform, with a cold face, full of anger and unable to let out.

The old man looked at the lord of the country with a strange expression, smiled secretly, and then asked, "Your Majesty went to see that kid today, did you gain anything?" ”

"Harvest a fart! I've got a lot of gas! That stinky boy guessed my identity early on, but he didn't know it, and scolded me in front of me, what a big guts! If it weren't for the need for his refined salt refining method, I would have destroyed him right now! ”

The old man smiled bitterly and said: "Your Majesty is angry, from the mouth of the spy, I know that this kid of the Su family is not an arrogant and rude guy, how did he deliberately provoke His Majesty today, is it...... Is there a plan? ”

His Majesty rolled his eyes and shouted, "Plot? His plot is not small! first said some strange things, and I was deceived by him without checking for a while, and as a result, the fans were deceived by him! If you are deceived, you are deceived, and it is said that the explanation of 'tearing down the east wall and making up the west wall' should also be told sΓΉ me, right? Hey! It's good that he actually wants me to be the Nanming Sword God! ”

The old man was startled and wondered, "Is this stinky boy crazy?" ”

"Who's to say it's not!"

"That'...... Why...... Just let him do this nonsense? ”

"This ...... Ahem......" The lord of Nanming had an embarrassed expression and said: "I wanted to take the school examination for him at that time, so I asked him some strategies for governing the country, but he suddenly said something 'governing a big country if you cook a small fresh', I really felt that there were some ways, so I continued to listen, who knew that he said that this sentence was wrong, in fact, there are only two ways to govern the country, one is to operate it by the method of businessmen, and the other is to 'tear down the east wall and make up the west wall'. ”

The old man's brows furrowed again, and he muttered in a low voice: "If you govern a big country, you should cook small and fresh...... In a word! There is great wisdom in this sentence! That...... What is the law of business? ”

Majesty said: "Look, Aiqing, you are also curious, right?" I was also curious at the time, but this stinky boy ...... This damn bastard stinky bastard actually asked me for payment, and directly fell in love with my beloved fan, and said...... He will only explain one article, if the explanation is not satisfied, then I can take back the fan, if the explanation is in line with my heart, if you want to listen to the next one, you have to take another thing, I thought at the time, although the fan is precious, and it is a beloved thing, but after all, it is a plaything outside the body, and if you give it, you will give it, who knows that this stinky bastard actually wants me to be the first sword of Nanming? This is my life, I'm so angry! ”

The majesty above slapped the chair vigorously, but the old man below listened to it more and more wrongly, and finally couldn't help but ask: "Majesty...... So...... The explanation that the kid said, is His Majesty satisfied? And willingly left the ice phoenix fan to him?! ”

"Uh......" His Majesty was stunned for a moment, and then said embarrassedly: "That stinky boy...... I did say something that pleased me...... Ahem......"

The old man couldn't help but ask; "What the hell did that stinky boy say?"

His Majesty frowned, his face pulled down, and he waved his hand: "It's just some inconsequential words that make me happy." ”

The old man knew that he had 'crossed the line', so he hurriedly arched his hand and said: "The old minister is reckless, please forgive your sins...... But, what should that stinky boy do? ”

"Humph!" His Majesty rubbed his head a little painfully, and said, "If he asks me for something else, I may give it to him as soon as I am happy, and I want the most undesirable ......."

The old man said tentatively, "Perhaps...... That stinky boy didn't have a so-called explanation at all, but he just didn't say anything, so he asked for a price, just to not let His Majesty agree. ”

"Huh? It's possible! This damn bastard has deceived me again! If you go, you will immediately go and ask him for the method of refining salt, if you don't give it...... Hmph, cut him! ”

His Majesty was really going crazy. In fact, men also gossip, and they can't hear it when they are left with a 'tail', and their hearts are like a feather tickling, and it is uncomfortable.

The old man smiled lightly, and this time he didn't say more, he turned around and walked out of the big tent of the Chinese army to find trouble with the heavenly sin.

……

At this time, Tiansin was chatting with Xiaojian.

Xiao Jian still didn't understand and asked: "This is not right, Shaojun, you have scolded him, how can he, as the king of a country, endure this breath and not pull you out and cut you down?" ”

Heavenly Sin laughed and said, "What's so hard to understand about this? First, I didn't say nonsense, but facts, but there were some things that I was embarrassed to say all the things that he himself understood. What is the state of Nanming Kingdom now? Hmph, the Ji family and his royal family, people's heads are about to turn into dog heads, and his dignified lord directly led his troops out to 'hunt' in order to avoid the limelight, which is nothing more than accumulating strength. And this thing ...... Who in the world doesn't know? Even those nine shameless guys who are still eavesdropping now know the current situation of the Nanming Kingdom, how can those lords and princes from all over the country not know? They knew about it, and they had soldiers and horses in their hands, but they didn't come to help him at all, what does this mean? It shows that everyone is waiting, looking forward to his early death and early reincarnation, and everyone is wondering how they can sit on the throne! This is not called internal strife, this is called 'civil strife'! Second, who am I? I am a nobleman from the West, and I have nothing to do with the situation in Nanming, the so-called bystanders are clear, and the so-called matters are not about themselves, and my construction is the most trustworthy in the ears of the lord of the country, and he ...... Hehe, at this time, I really need someone around me who can really believe in him and give him some advice. Today is just that I opened my mouth to ask for that Nanming Sword God, if I want something else, even if I want his gorgeous outfit, do you believe it or not, he will give it to me? ”