Chapter 174: The Underworld Shocks
The Queen Mother took what she was holding, tore open the bag, took out a moist fibrous sheet inside, and opened it.
"What is this?" The Queen Mother was stunned, this thing was like a mask, and it was attached to her face at first glance. couldn't help but look sink, "Naturally, Daoist, you are sneaky around this seat again." You come out for me to die! ”
Such a rare and strange thing has never appeared in Heavenly Court, although looking at the process should be the means of the Weaver Girl, but the Weaver Girl's understanding of pharmacology is not outstanding, so how did this thing come about, do you still need to guess the Queen Mother?
Her mind is not on the mask now, but this bastard may be hiding on the side again, you must know that there may be someone around you at any time, and it is not happy for anyone, not to mention the Queen Mother of the West, the lord of Kunlun, this is simply unbearable.
If she was okay when there was a cat next to her, Queen Mother Xi's face became colder and colder, "Naturally, you get out of here." ”
"I can't get out, you have to tell me first whether it's a fast roll or a mellow roll, and I'll think about the essentials of the movement." Qin Fen typed with a snap.
The Queen Mother of the West didn't know what to say for a while, this guy is really hob meat, or cowhide hob meat, it's better to ask if you don't ask, this guy is really watching from the side.
Thinking of herself as the head of the fairy, every time she meets this guy, it seems that her identity has no effect, and her strength has become an ornament, and the Queen Mother of the West breathed a sigh of relief in her heart.
"What tricks do you want to play?" The Queen Mother is not a fool, as a leader, she thinks far more than ordinary immortals, and naturally Taoists are unfathomable, and now they don't know what they are. Maybe it's someone who sent the front desk. She has to be careful.
"I'll send you. Let your youth stay and become more and more beautiful. ”
The Queen Mother of the West was speechless again, how awkward it sounded.
"I don't need to." The queen mother refused, and she was courteous and either traitorous or thief. But the point is that you can't do anything about him, it's elusive, disgusting.
"You can't say that." Qin Fen thought about it, the queen mother was really not the old moon, and it was really difficult to brush up on their favorability.
"Although you are classified as the head of the fairies. Born beautiful, there is no need to deliberately dress up, nor do you need to recuperate, as a god, it has been invincible to all kinds of poisons, all kinds of evil are not harmed, and all kinds of immortal medicine and fairy fruits are moisturized and conditioned. It's so beautiful. As soon as Qin Fen opened his mouth, he was patting on the back.
The queen mother was stunned when she heard this, this guy is a little abnormal today, the first few times he was not like this, there must be a problem, this is not the urine of this guy.
Qin Fenmeng's painting style changed. "But there is a saying you have to remember, there is no ugly woman in the world. Only lazy women! ”
The queen mother wants to scold, but what she said makes sense, female fairies are also women, but makeup and no makeup are two concepts, plus dressing up, so there is a clear difference.
As the Queen Mother listened, she found herself speechless, and there was a philosophy that could be used everywhere. But why did she feel so awkward, she was speechless.
Put it in others, the Queen Mother of the West brushed it over with a five-square flag, but this guy really looks like psoriasis, and there is no way to paste it, can't you beat it, scold? has **, can't find it, can't count it, can only rub his tongue with him, but he doesn't seem to be an opponent, and he is aggrieved to death.
This is the most disgusting fairy place of Chef Qin, although he is a mortal with no ability, and he is an ant in the eyes of immortals, but relying on WeChat, he can keep talking to you, and you can't block him yet. can't block the speech, you can only take the trouble to ink with him, and if this guy doesn't talk to you, he can turn off the phone, but the immortal can't. And no matter what is said, there is no risk.
The queen mother was very depressed, and the judge of the underworld was also depressed.
The hall of Yama was dim, the lights were flickering, and on the high seat sat a majestic man in robes.
"Judge Lu, what's the situation on the Jizo King's side?" The man asked in a low voice.
"Back to Yan Jun, I am preparing for the Festival, and this time the scale is unprecedented."
Listening to the man's frown, "Since the immortal fan was cut off, the number of reincarnations has decreased, and there is a large backlog of ghosts, and I don't know what the arrangement of the Heavenly Dao is, in short, after the disappearance of the Heavenly Dao, the underworld has been in turmoil and crisis.
This time it's going to be the annual Zhongyuan Festival, the pressure is unprecedented, and Jizo must have a plan to expand the scale of the festival in one fell swoop at this moment to appease the ghosts, which may cause fundamental changes to the current situation of the underworld, we have to guard against it, after all, the underworld is still a subordinate of the heavenly court, and the Daomen is in the same vein, and there is no room for failure. ”
Lu Juan raised his head fiercely, "Are you saying that once there is a change in the Midyear Festival this time, the responsibility of the underworld is heavy, and there is a suspicion of dereliction of duty, Dizang can make trouble and meddle in the affairs of the underworld." ”
"Not bad."
"How dare he, after all, this is still within the scope of Heavenly Court, and there is already a saying in the prefecture where he is stationed, how can he get an inch." Lu Juan was a little frightened.
"Because of interests, reincarnation is too involved, reincarnation is originally part of the Heavenly Dao, but the Heavenly Dao disappears, and the role of reincarnation is not obvious, but it is getting weaker and weaker, so what he wants must be amazing, and it is even related to the law of reincarnation of the Heavenly Dao." Yama narrowed his eyes, if that was the case, it would be terrible.
"But Tiandao is not recent, recent." Lu Juan couldn't go on, this topic was a taboo.
"That's right, it's because of the appearance, so the time is pressing, Jizo may speed up the progress this time, which is why the scale of his puja is unprecedented, some things can't be on the table, they are paying attention, and we are also paying attention to it, so the means will not be intense, but a blunt knife to cut the flesh slowly."
"The subordinates understand that the subordinates of the Midyear Festival in the underworld will do their best to ensure that they do not lose."
"Go down and do your best."
"I understand."
Walking out of the inner hall, Lu Juan thought about it, mahjong cards, a variety of ways to play plus the new blood and poker, there are already a lot of entertainment methods, with the previous listening to books and operas, and then some folk sugar paintings and sugar face people or something, it has been guaranteed.
In order to cooperate with the event, he even asked the God of Food to arrange a large number of food and drink for the ghosts, "This is not enough, far from enough." ”
Lu Juan has thought about it, and even sent out the poetry festival lantern riddles and lion dance juggling, but it still can't satisfy everyone, and the attraction is not enough.
What should I do, Lu Juan has no bottom in his heart, and the closer he gets, the more worried he is in his heart.
"Why am I so stupid, I don't ask a great god, I'm here to worry blindly. It's not enough to ask the natural immortals, the natural immortals are erudite and unpredictable, they must have an idea, didn't Yue Lao suggest it to me last time? Yue Lao Shangxian is really a good person, and he has reminded me many times. Lu Juan slapped his head.
Qin Fen said that the old man really lives Lei Feng.
Yue Lao, who was far away in Heavenly Court, sneezed, "Who is talking about me?" (To be continued......)