Chapter 13: Make My Wish Come True, God of Soy Sauce
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As an emerging tourist city, after municipal infrastructure in recent years, Sanshan City has long since transformed from an unknown third-tier city with a dirty and messy environment into a new and beautiful city, and even has begun to take the shape of a modern metropolis by its appearance.
Even the locals of Sanshan City are often amazed at the speed of change almost from day to day, like a girl dressed up in costumes, showing her most beautiful side to everyone around her.
Inviting three or five friends to drink draft beer around the table can be said to be the mainstream summer nightlife of Sanshan people, as a concentration of street food stalls, the square night market will become extremely hot every nightfall, and it is common to queue up and not find a place.
Of course, there are many conflicts that occur every day because of similar incidents.
A motor vehicle is closed to traffic in the night market, so Wu Ansu parked the police car in a nearby roadside parking space, took off his police uniform jacket and replaced it with a white short-sleeved hooded sweatshirt.
Ordinary people will have a natural sense of fear in the face of state public authorities, and will often bend to meet them, Wu Ansu will generally change into civilian clothes after work, so as not to attract criticism and affect the image of the police.
I didn't feel anything in the old-fashioned and rustic police uniform before, but after changing into casual clothes, Li Mengnan suddenly realized that this Wu Ansu's figure was quite good.
With a height of 1.78 meters, she has a pair of model-like super long legs, straight and slender without a trace of fat, although it is not as jade and round as ordinary women, but it shows rare vitality and fitness, just the right little waist is full of wild explosive power, and the faint two abdominal muscle lines are more sexy.
Such a woman who is as unruly as a wild horse is most likely to arouse a man's desire to conquer, coupled with the identity of a police officer who represents the national public authority, conquering such a woman can definitely satisfy the hidden evil and rebellious mentality in a man's heart to the greatest extent, no wonder Nanlihe, the little white face, is determined to win Wu Ansu.
Li Mengnan didn't hide his gaze in the slightest, Wu Ansu couldn't help but be a little like a man's back, glared at him viciously and said, "What are you looking at?" Again, believe it or not, I'm gouging out your eyes? ”
"Don't dare to work with the police officer, the small one will come by himself!"
Li Mengnan smiled, raised his hand and touched his face, and suddenly poked his index finger and middle finger into the socket of his right eye, half of his cheek was bloody, and then he raised his head and left only a black hole in his right eye, and a blood-drenched eyeball was held in the palm of his hand and held in front of Wu Ansu.
"Ahh
Rao is Wu Ansu has seen many murder scenes, and he has never seen such a bloody and terrifying scene, so frightened that he almost sat on the ground.
"Li Mengnan! You ......"
Wu Ansu took a deep breath, settled down and looked carefully, Li Mengnan hugged his arms with a wicked smile on his face, his eyes were bright and bright, how could there be any signs of injury?
Needless to say, I was tricked by him again......
"Armed police officer, my eyes are also gouging, can I continue to look at them now?" Li Mengnan is very persevering.
"You...... Whatever. ”
Wu An waved her hand weakly, she could see that if this Li Mengnan wanted to do something, even if the sky fell, he would be able to find a pillar to support first, and then die together when he was done.
Wu Ansu was quite familiar with the food stalls in the square night market, which were mainly barbecued, but there were also many special snacks mixed in, and Wu Ansu was quite familiar with this place, and took Li Mengnan all the way through the narrow passage between the stalls to a slightly remote food stall.
A pedal tricycle with paint peeling so hard that it is almost impossible to make out its original color, a pan on a tin stove, a few folding tables and chairs, and a few bottles and cans make up the whole of this food stall.
It's simple, but it's clean.
"Boss, give me two!" Wu Ansu was familiar with the road and dragged the two Maza and greeted the boss politely.
The stall owner is a middle-aged woman in her forties who is dressed simply, and the hard work of life has carved deeper traces of time on her face than ordinary people, but the beautiful appearance of her former youth can be vaguely seen between her eyebrows and eyes.
"Slow down."
The middle-aged woman didn't seem to be good at words, and she didn't know how to talk to anyone like ordinary food stall owners, so she put down two small plates and left silently.
Li Mengnan had done his homework when he came, and knew that the jelly-like milky white cubes drizzled with sesame sauce, shrimp oil, garlic paste and other condiments were called "stewed seeds", which was a well-known traditional snack in Sanshan City.
Of course, it's also cheap.
Chewing the stew with relish, Li Mengnan said vaguely: "Armed police officer, you invite me to eat this after running dozens of miles?" Is there enough money for gas back and forth? ”
"If you have to eat, you can't stop your broken mouth? Hurry up and eat, I'll send you back when you're done! ”
Wu Ansu suddenly regretted taking Li Mengnan out for supper, she was actually blinded by Li Mengnan's pitiful human flash, and forgot the essence of this unreliable youth.
Li Mengnan was really obedient this time, and buried his head in the struggle to eliminate the plate of stew that belonged to him, until he even licked the bottom of the plate, and then looked at Wu Ansu's plate of stew that had barely moved.
"If you want to eat yourself, you want it."
Wu Ansu glared at Li Mengnan angrily, although she has always opposed extravagance and waste, but letting a man eat his own leftovers is too disgusting to think.
Li Mengnan turned his head to look at the few customers who were still waiting in line in front of the stall, and suddenly picked up the soy sauce pot on the table, wiped it back and forth with his fingers, and said with a word in his mouth:
"God of soy sauce, please grant me one wish - I also want a plate of stew...... Mark, Mark, Boom! ”
Poof!
Several customers in the adjacent seats burst into laughter on the spot, and a little girl who looked like a junior high school student was so laughing that she could barely straighten her waist while holding her stomach.
Wu Ansu covered his face with his hands speechlessly, saying that he didn't know this neurotic patient.
The middle-aged woman stall owner was also amused, handed a plate of stewed rice to the customer in front of him, and said softly: "Little brother, if you don't have enough money, I'll give you a plate in a while." ”
"That's it, don't toss that soy sauce pot, it's not Aladdin's magic lamp......" Several lively customers around also coaxed.
Li Mengnan stubbornly held the soy sauce pot, and the old god was saying: "The so-called one flower and one world, one leaf and one Bodhi, how can you be sure that there is not a god living in this soy sauce pot?" Is sincerity understood? ”
"Big brother, since your heart is so sincere, why doesn't your soy sauce god respond to you?" The little girl who looked like a junior high school student asked with a smile.
Li Mengnan touched his chin and pondered for a moment, and said with an extremely serious expression: "I think it may be that I recited the wrong spell......
"Alright, don't play tricks."
Wu Ansu was about to pull Li Mengnan to sit down, when he suddenly saw Li Mengnan holding up the soy sauce pot and yelling: "Black fertilizer black gray fertilizer black fertilizer black gray fertilizer gray not gray gray fertilizer not black-!" ”
Then he picked up the plate in front of him with the other hand and slammed it on the table, and the originally empty plate was suddenly full of stews under everyone's noses!