Chapter 002: Do You Dare to Kiss Me

Lu Jingwei was stunned to perceive the strange ancient seal characters in his mind, forgot about the dripping nosebleed for a while, and shook his head vigorously, thinking that he was hallucinating.

However, after shaking, the illusion not only did not disappear, but became clearer and clearer, and gradually formed a picture.

It was a golden list surrounded by chaotic-colored flames, which looked only the size of a palm, but if you looked closely, you found that this list was getting bigger and bigger, so big that it was boundless, so big that it exceeded Lu Jingwei's imagination.

The golden list is full of strange symbols, and I don't know what it means, but vaguely, Lu Jingwei saw that there seemed to be a shadow of a world in each symbol.

What's even more bizarre is that on the golden list, there is an old man with a fairy wind and bones standing in the wind, ...... Play with mud!

The old man was dressed in colorful fairy clothes, wearing a phoenix winged purple and gold crown, and stepping on lotus silk and walking clouds, looking gorgeous, like a peacock with an open screen.

At this time, the old man suddenly took off the purple and gold crown of phoenix wings, revealing a full head of braids, the number was not less than a hundred, and he didn't know how to tie it out, and smiled strangely at Lu Jingwei, which startled Lu Jingwei.

At the same time, on the top of the old man's head, a line of quaint seal characters appeared.

"The Great Crazy Ruler 'Qi Qi Jiu Jiu'"!

This strange old man, it seems that his name is Qi Qi Jiujiu, his name is weird, and his nickname is equally weird, is he really a madman?

Lu Jingwei thought speechlessly, and then saw that this old man named Qi Qi Jiujiu began to play with mud like crazy, and those mud were actually huge planets, boundless continents, and countless strange metals and magnificent plants.

This strange picture, like a movie, appeared in Lu Jingwei's mind so inexplicably that he almost thought he was dreaming.

I don't know how long it took, along with countless planets, countless continents...... Fused together, a chaotic-colored flame appeared in the old man's hand, and in the flames was this strange mad god list.

After that, these pictures slowly disappeared into the golden list, and Lu Jingwei could vaguely see the old man with braids in the depths of the list, grimacing at him, and dancing an unknown strange dance, looking very proud, but it made Lu Jingwei feel a chill in his heart inexplicably.

This chaotic-colored flame, this golden mad god list, can't it really be that weird old man who fused countless planets and continents.

Or is everything he sees in front of him just a prank by someone else, trying to play a trick on himself, or is he asleep, this is in a dream?

Lu Jingwei pinched himself hard, but he felt a lot of pain, he was not dreaming, and immediately grinned and saw that the golden mad god list had changed again.

As the movie-like pictures disappeared, the golden mad god list finally revealed its true face.

On the front of the list is a couplet, the upper one is "Go crazy", and the lower one is "Go up every day".

The horizontal batch is the "crazy god list"!

Below the Mad God List, there is a row of ranking words, and Lu Jingwei inexplicably knows that these names are the countless madmen who scanned the entire earth and recorded when the Mad God List was fused into his body and soul.

First place, Qin is invincible. Pumping index: 10000000000.

2nd place, Abdalahussein. Convulsive index: 699999990.

3rd place, saddamhitler. Convulsive index: 689999990.

……

1,000th place: Kim Tae Soft. Pumping index, 10000.

Looking at the many familiar names on it, Lu Jingwei was stunned to find that most of the owners of these names were world-famous bigwigs.

For example, the second is Abdalahussein, who once waged a terrible war that swept through several continents, and was the only surviving killer in the entire world.

Saddamhitler, who ranked third, also launched dozens of large-scale national-level wars, and was once famous all over the world, and was known as the craziest warmaker in the world.

There is also Jin Taisoft, who is ranked 1,000th in the last row on the list, isn't it the convulsion sect leader in the neighboring country, if you want to be on the list, you have to convulsions, the more convulsions you have, the higher the convulsions index will be, and the higher the ranking?

Lu Jingwei thought suspiciously, but there is a fool who will take such a thing as convulsions as a goal to pursue, unless he has a problem with his head, Lu Jingwei pursed his lips.

Immediately, a strange idea of the rewards that he could get after being on the Mad God List came to his mind, and there was only one kind of reward.

Shoudan!

Shou Dan is divided into ten levels, one Shou Dan, two Shou Dan, and three Shou Dan...... All the way to Shishoudan.

As the name suggests, once you can get Shou Dan, you can increase your life expectancy after taking it, you can increase your life expectancy by one year after taking Yi Shou Dan, and you can increase your life span by two years after taking Yi Shou Dan...... The top-of-the-line Shishou Pill can increase your life span by ten years by taking one piece.

As long as you climb the Mad God List, you can get a Yishou Pill, and then you can also get a Yishou Pill for every one person who advances between the 900th and 1000th places on the Mad God List.

After advancing to the top 900, between the 800th and 900th places, each person who advances can get a second life pill.

And so on, if you enter the top 100, you will get a Shishou Pill for each person who advances.

The rewards are not lucrative and tempting. The confusion is not huge, from the princes and generals, down to the peddlers and pawns, how many people have wanted to prolong their lives and immortalize throughout the ages, but in the end they were eclipsed in the long river of time and disappeared without a trace.

And if you want to get the convulsion index, climb the crazy god list, and get the Shou Dan that countless people dream of, the fastest way is to complete the convulsion task.

But is this qiē real, it looks like a prank, how can there be such a magical longevity pill in the world, lu jingwei shook his head, and did not believe in this qiē.

On the back of the mad god list, there is also a couplet.

The upper link is "lawlessness", and the lower link is "do as you like".

The horizontal batch is "convulsive recording"!

Below the Pumping Record are a few lines of strange numbers jù, recording something about Lu Jingwei.

Name: Lu Jingwei.

Strength assessment: whiteboard set (lower grade)

Constitution: 2.

Strength: 1.

Dexterity: 3.

Intelligence: 2.

Lifespan: 76 years.

Pumping index: 100.

Exclusive instinct for the whiteboard suit: I do it, I am strong and I am fierce (bird x2 = eagle owl).

Lu Jingwei looked at this qiē in amazement, and suddenly felt that his little bird had suddenly grown a lot, twice as big as before, and it seemed that it was really because of the exclusive instinct of the Crazy God List whiteboard suit.

Because of long-term malnutrition, Lu Jingwei's bird is indeed a little small, and it has been ridiculed by many people who know him in the past.

But with the effect of the exclusive instinct of the tabula rasa suit, Lu Jingwei's bird immediately turned into a big eagle, and it was about to catch up with the top fierce ones in the blockbuster of the United States. Male.

What the hell is this crazy god list, and it still has such a function, or is it someone else's prank, what weird method did the other party use to hallucinate themselves, and what did they do to themselves, so that these inexplicable things appeared?

Lu Jingwei was sweating profusely thinking about what had just happened, only to feel that his heart was full of fear, although it seemed that this mad god list did not bring him any harm at present, on the contrary, he also drew a big pie for himself, and strangely made his little bird become a big eagle, and he would never feel inferior because of this in the future.

But Lu Jingwei always had an ominous premonition, the appearance of this crazy god list was really weird, and it inexplicably entered his body, forcibly fused with him, and then a series of strange things appeared on him.

Then Lu Jingwei's ominous premonition became a reality, and under the convulsion record, lines of handwriting appeared again.

Pumping Mission 1: Do you dare to kiss me?

Task content: 1. Tang Mingyue, a freshman at Du University in the play. 2. Touch her and kiss her. 3. Sing a frog prince song for her and dance a frog bouncing dance.

Difficulty: 1 star. (3 days)

Reward: Unknown.

Failure Penalty: Kill the host.

Mission Notes: Beautiful Beauty I Love You Series Quests.